Dazai wants to dye this green

Mori Ogai was pressed on the sofa, and a giant Kamen Rider doll was forced into his arms. The tea table in front of him was filled with Coke, potato chips, and all the snacks that Saya could find at home. Including the coarse dim sum reserves that Ranbu hid.

"drop"

The DVD player was turned on, and the passionate opening song sounded, and the silver-haired girl holding the remote control seriously introduced to everyone in the living room:

"This is my favorite Tokusei, "Kamen Rider Build"! Dr. Mori, don't worry, my family has a very rich stock of Tokusei discs, and Tossei is the one that brings people the most happiness. Yes!" Sha Ye said swearingly, "What is the curse that absorbs people's negative emotions... Don't be afraid, I will not let you have negative emotions, and we will spend every day happily from now on!"

Before Mori Ogai could open his mouth, Saya turned her head and asked in an almost certain tone: "Is that all right? I did it, right?"

Nakaya looked at Mori Ogai's funny and helpless look when he was forced to hug the big doll. He originally wanted to say that only Saya would make you feel happy watching the special film every day, but when he saw Saya's eyes, his heart tightened for no reason.

... She was so determined that she was almost paranoid.

"Ah, Saya is indeed a fan of the "Kamen Rider" series. Come on, give me a high five~"

Surprisingly, it was Gojo Satoru who took Xia Youjie to watch Saya put Mori Ogai on the sofa just now and took Xia Youjie to the sidelines.After announcing the candidate for the possession of the curse spirit, he began to enjoy the sudden family farce with an unpredictable smile, while Xia Youjie frowned on the contrary.

"Mr. Gojo, I want to know if Dr. Mori will be okay next time."

Rarely, Saya turned a deaf ear to topics related to the special film.She stared at Gojo Satoru's eyes, which were wrapped in layers of bandages, her red pupils didn't even blink, like the mechanical cold red light on a surveillance probe.

Even Osamu Dazai and Nakahara were a little reluctant to watch it.

"Of course nothing will happen, me and I are the most professional." Gojo Satoru's tone was still as if he didn't take it seriously, "In the next period of time, we just need to try our best to ensure that you, Dr. Mori, are in the mood Pleasure, don't produce too many emotions such as anger, resentment, panic, grief, etc., just rely on daily normal emotional supplies to raise the curse spirit enough for us to subdue it."

"Will the raised curse spirit harm Dr. Sen?" Saya still didn't relax.

Xia Youjie spoke, although his expression still looked abnormal: "No, at most, his whole person will be a little darker... But I don't think he's that dark."

Mori Ogai on the sofa spread his hands innocently.

"Call me if there is any emergency." Gojo Satoru smiled and made a phone call gesture on his cheek like a child, and shook, "I will live in Yokohama during this period, if I find someone You can bring students to practice in the society about spells and the like... By the way, can Saya recommend some good dim sum shops and coffee shops nearby? I am very curious about Yokohama-style dim sum!"

Saya said sternly: "I will compile a list of pastry shops and send it to Mr. Wujo later."

"Then I can look forward to it!" Gojo Satoru turned around without any hesitation, "Bye bye, bye bye~"

Xia Youjie didn't intend to stay long either, he glanced at Mori Ogai with his sleeves folded, and asked Saya a question before leaving.

"Are you worried about him just now?"

Saya asked back: "Is 'worry' a negative emotion?"

"This is a very delicate classification of emotions, and I can't say for sure." Xia Youjie hesitated to speak, "...you can contact me if you have anything to do. I have something to do in Yokohama, and I can come and see it in a few days."

Sending off the two conjurers, Saya didn't think much about Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru's slightly weird reactions. She strode back to the living room, facing a group of people who were huddled together on the sofa watching "Kamen Rider Build". The sophomore announced:

"I have two ideas to implement."

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya looked at each other, obediently put down the potato chips in their hands, and listened to Saya's next words.

"Dr. Sen is a patient. In order not to let him be eaten by that strange so-called 'curse spirit' that can't be beaten to death, I want to keep him happy as much as possible."

The three people here were all prepared for this one, the two children didn't speak, but Mori Ogai asked with the doll in his arms: "Then what method does Saya want to use to keep me happy?"

In order to avoid ambiguity, he quickly added: "Except for watching special movies and eating snacks."

"You need to respect Dr. Mori's opinion." Saya's answer was surprising. "Everyone has different preferences. Apart from watching special movies, there must be other things that can make you happy. So I want to ask I will do my best to make you happy."

Mori Ogai laughed, he didn't know if it was because of the option of "watching special movies" that she stubbornly added or because she knew how to be flexible and was willing to listen to his opinion.

"The things I like... probably buying new clothes for Alice, watching Alice wear new clothes, being scolded by Alice..."

Osamu Dazai made a very loud retching sound beside him.

"Okay, I will increase the schedule of going shopping with the two of you." Saya added something to the memo in her mind, "Also, I have a suggestion. Dr. Sen's job is still too dangerous, yours The clinic may encounter similar attacks in the future, and independent clinics face a variety of patients. After returning to work, you are likely to be coerced by the emotions of the patients and fall into a relatively gloomy and depressed state..."

Mori Ogai unexpectedly agreed: "That's right, and the income is not too stable. Sometimes no patients will come for a day, so I have to take Alice to eat instant noodles."

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced suspiciously at the big gold watch on his wrist.

"So, I would like to suggest Dr. Sen to change to a more stable job, such as going to a large private hospital, or a medical institution focusing on research and development, or becoming a private doctor..." Saya thought for a while, "Actually, the school doctor Not bad! In short, having an establishment is better than operating independently, at least the risk will be less.”

Osamu Dazai muttered softly, "Wouldn't it be better to let him be a primary school doctor and put the mice in the rice bowl?"

Mori Ogai pretended not to hear anything: "Well, Saya's suggestion is very reasonable. I will think about it carefully!"

"The second thing is about Dazai and Zhongye."

Both children sat up straight at once.

"I'm going to take you to school."

Sha Ye spoke every word with a loud voice.

In the next second, the two children immediately started fleeing along different routes——

Wait, where can you escape to?

return! ! !

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"Sister Hongye, I have something I want to ask you."

There are only two people in the finance department today, Saya and Ozaki Koye.Koyo Ozaki was still wearing her iconic kimono, kneeling on the tatami floor in the corner of the office that she transformed into a tea room, drinking tea while reconciling the account book rather abruptly.

"Well, what's the question?" Ozaki Momiji's bright red manicure fingertips poked a row of numbers that were obviously wrong, but soon she turned the page as if she didn't see it, "If it's about men, then I only have one answer :separate."

Saya is already used to Ozaki Koye's stubbornness on the issue of men: "It's not about love. That's it, I found my brother——"

"Brother?!" Koye Ozaki raised his head, obviously curious, "Aren't you an orphan, Saya? Why do you have a younger brother?"

Sha Ye made up lies without changing her face, which completely matched the life story she set for herself: "They are the children I watched and grew up in the orphanage, and they are equivalent to my family, my younger brother. .”

"Ah, I understand." Hongye's eyes were a little soft, "You adopted the two of them now?"

"Yes." Saya nodded, "But they were just wandering outside before, similar to those children on Leibo Street..."

Hong Ye lowered her eyes and glanced at the ledger again: "Lei Bo Street... really want to bring them back quickly. So what is Sha Ye wanting to ask?"

"Miss Hongye, do you know of any way to enroll ten-year-old children?"

"Ah, going to school... It is indeed difficult for a ten-year-old child without household registration to go to school through the normal route." Koyo Ozaki obviously didn't take this seriously, "However, as a member of the port mafia, you want to do it Up to this point, it has been easy.”

Sha Ye's eyes lit up: "What should I do?"

Hongye responded by throwing her a thick primary school roster.

"Choose a school you like, whichever one is fine, and I will accompany you to find their principal after the selection is over."

Shaye asked expectantly: "Is Miss Hongye very good at handling the procedures required for admission?"

Koyo Ozaki took a sip of tea: "No way."

After a while, this gorgeous flower dyed with blood showed a creepy smile: "But I'm good at threatening?"

...As expected of you, Miss Hongye!

When Guangjin Liulang opened the door and came in, he found that the atmosphere of the finance department was not the same as usual.Koyo Ozaki, who usually either eats snacks or puts on nail polish, is reconciling the accounts, but Saya, who usually presses the calculator carefully, is now looking at a booklet that obviously doesn't look like an account book.

"Ah, it's Mr. Guangjin—" Hongye draws the tone, "Which one of you black lizards hit the official's car this time?"

Hirotsu Yanagi smiled awkwardly: "No, I'm not here for reimbursement this time. I'm here to discuss things with you, Ms. Ozaki."

"The sun is coming out from the west, Mr. Hirotsu, the leader of the martial arts faction 'Black Lizard', what do you want to discuss with me, a traitor?" Although Hongye said so, it was still on the plate on the small table in front of her. He picked up a teacup and put it on the empty seat opposite, "It happens that I have nothing to do today, so let's talk about it."

Guangjin Liulang was obviously not used to talking about things in such a serious manner. After he sat down in the small tea room, he poured himself a cup of hot tea.Sha Ye raised her head from a list of private primary schools that boasted her teachers' strengths were unparalleled, and looked a little curiously at the two black hands who were going to discuss some serious topics. .

Is it possible that Mr. Guangjin is going to contact Miss Hongye to do something big, such as direct fire and the Inujin group next door...?

"We, Black Lizard, want to recruit an additional medical professional. But the personnel department is just empty, they don't do any work, so I can only come to Ms. Ozaki to discuss this matter."

Koyo Ozaki was not surprised by the chaotic situation of overstaffed people in the port mafia: "Now any group in the organization can increase and decrease staff on its own, how can the mere personnel department count it? But you, Mr. Hirotsu, how do you All of a sudden, you want to talk to the HR department to discuss the issue of increasing staff? Before, you Black Lizards also laid off employees at will to increase income, and you never considered the HR department?"

Guangjin Liulang smiled awkwardly: "The situation is special... In fact, we have already contacted a medical expert with supernatural powers. As long as he nods, we can absorb him into the port mafia at any time. However, there is a small problem... ..."

Saya blinked her eyes above the pamphlet: "What's the problem?"

"Oh, Shaye is eavesdropping." Hongye smiled, "Have you chosen your school yet?"

"I took a fancy to a few, and I plan to pick another one for my younger brothers after I go home." Sha Ye asked eagerly, "What's the problem?"

Guangjin Liulang and Sha Ye are also acquainted. He has a good impression of this pretty little clerk who has helped deal with reimbursement issues many times, and he doesn't shy away from it: "The problem is that the doctor insisted that we provide a stable, The work of the establishment needs to be able to provide five social insurances and one housing fund, year-end benefits, and stable wages... How can we usually have these? Aren’t we all rewarded by the leaders? "

"It's really strange. Logically speaking, people who want to join the port mafia wouldn't be those who want to pursue stability?" Koye Ozaki glanced at Sayo from the corner of his eyes, "Uh... Xiao Sayo doesn't count. .”

Sha Ye nodded obediently: "I am already very satisfied with my current job."

Guangjin Liu Langxin said that is of course, your finance department has less work and more benefits, if you really point out the mistakes and omissions on the books, you will add enemies and unnecessary troubles to yourself.

"The man said that it was his family's request. It seems that his wife or girlfriend wanted him to find a stable job with a salary." Guangjin Liulang said with a bitter face, "So I want to ask you for help. What's more, it's still provided by our Black Lizard internally, that is, the finance department needs to issue a salary slip to that guy every month, at least so that he can fool him."

"I've never heard of such a strange request..." Hongye shook her head, "Okay, it's just a salary slip, it's a simple matter."

Guangjin Liulang felt relieved: "Great. Then the next step is to find the personnel department and ask them to issue a certificate of employment for that guy... Ah, what a hassle. I have never joined such a so-called formal company. Why? Now I want to help open this well-behaved thing..."

Sha Ye glanced at the time and said in a low voice, "The personnel department should be off work at this time."

"Get off work?" Guangjin Liulang glanced at the watch on his wrist, "But it's only three o'clock!"

"The personnel department has always been off work on time at three o'clock. After all, they have nothing to do at work except to count the number of casualties every month." Hongye unpacked a bag of Chunbing for herself, "Compared to you fighters, It is indeed a happy job as a clerk.”

Look at what you said, didn't you used to be a fighting school, and you were the one who rushed to the front and chopped the enemy down!

Guangjin Liulang slandered, but he also had a real headache on his face.Seeing his complexion, Shaye quietly raised her hand: "Well... I have worked in ordinary companies before, so I know roughly how to write a 'job certificate'. If Mr. Guangjin and the medical specialist just want to create If it is a proof that can fool people, it is not impossible for me to—”

"Then leave it to Ms. Kiryu!!!"

Koyo Ozaki took a bite of the Tsubaki cake slowly, thinking: Ah, is the kind and talkative little Saye a little too soft-hearted?What kind of stinky man will she be deceived in the future...

It seems that in the future, popular science education on "men are not good things" will be added to Saya!

No man! ! !

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"I'm back--"

"Oh, Shaye is back!"

The house is still the same as before going to work. Osamu Dazai got a roll of bandages from nowhere (Saya suspects that it was given by Mori Ogai), and wrapped them around his eyes like Gojo Satoru, and was then caught by Nakahara Nakaya Take the opportunity to hit the back of the head.Mori Ogai had no intention of stopping the two children from fighting, he nestled on the sofa with Alice in his arms and continued watching "Kamen Rider".

"I picked a few suitable elementary schools today, and I'll take Dazai and Zhongya to have a look at them this weekend." Saya didn't forget to give Alice a hug when she entered the room, "Sen What did the doctor and Alice do today?"

"Ah, I went out to look for a job today." Mori Ogai's answer surprised Saya a little, and what he brought out next was even more surprising, "The job search went very well, you see, even the 'job certificate' There are all~"

Alice also proudly put it on her waist: "Rintaro is awesome!"

When Sha Ye received the entry certificate, her eyebrows twitched abnormally.

"..."

"What's wrong?" Mori Ogai looked at her expression, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Saya returned the entry certificate to Mori Ogai silently, and said inappropriately: "Well...it's nothing. It looks like a good job..."

Mori Ogai smiled: "Right? I asked specifically, this job is very stable, with five social insurances and one housing fund, year-end bonus, monthly salary paid to the card on time, and salary slips!"

nonsense.

She typed the salary slips! ! !

Recalling the scene when she personally handed the printed entry certificate to Hirotsu Yanagi before leaving get off work today, Saya silently reached out and snatched back the Kamen Rider doll that Mori Ogai was holding in the other arm.

"What, what?" Mori Ogai was a little surprised.

Sha Ye said fiercely: "Nothing!"

Sure enough, sister Hongye was right, men are not good things! ! !