Dazai wants to dye this green

Xia Youjie was at a loss.

At first, he thought that tonight would be the same as the previous entrustment he received at the Panxing Sect, and he would just come to help take a look at it in an ordinary way, and the place that was a little out of the norm was just to fight the super-level spell spirit that might exist.

But it never occurred to him that he needed to stay and eat at the home of a young girl with two children, and although this girl appeared to be an ordinary working mother with two half-brothers, in fact Will put on a belt and transform into "Yokohama Mask" and run out to cos Kamen Rider to maintain law and order...

In other words...

Now the girl who asks him in the kitchen if he likes the miso soup salty or light is "Yokohama Kamen"! ! !

"Ah, um... just lighten it up." Xia Youjie watched Sha Ye take out the pork cartilage from the refrigerator to thaw with his hands on his sleeves, "I went around your house just now, and I didn't find any problems. Are you sure about the curse?" Things will appear in your house inexplicably these days?"

Sha Ye bent down to put rice in the rice box, and answered casually: "Yes, Dazai and the others found a few more when they were at home, but they destroyed them and buried them in the yard. How about Mr. Xia You's appetite? I Can I give you the same amount as a normal adult male?"

Xia Youjie thought it was ridiculous, but he could only nod involuntarily: "Yes, my appetite is quite ordinary."

Sha Ye smiled at him: "Yes, Mr. Xia You looks very thin after all, so he probably wouldn't eat too much."

As she said that, she picked up two pots full of rice and started to wash.

Xia Youjie was stunned as he watched from the side: "Two pots—two pots? Have you misunderstood, a normal adult man's appetite is only one bowl, sometimes it may be two bowls, and there is no need to make two pots, right?! "

"Ah, I have a friend who will come tonight, so I also count his amount." Sha Ye said, "You guys eat this pot, and the other pot is mine."

Xia Youjie: ...

Sure enough, he said how could the so-called "Yokohama Mask" be just an ordinary little girl!She must have something special—even though she eats a lot, it is barely a special thing!

After a brief shock, Xia Youjie did not forget another purpose of his trip.Still clasping his hands, he leaned against the stove and asked Sha Ye: "You haven't answered my question yet, besides your name, race should also be considered as an item in 'True Identity', right? What is the relationship between you and ordinary humans?" What's the difference?"

Saya washed the rice with both hands. Her long silver hair was tied behind her head, and she wore an apron with Ultraman's big head on her chest. She looked like an ordinary beautiful girl.

"Mr. Xia You has good eyesight, I am indeed not human."

This ordinary-looking girl said plainly: "I am a man-made human. I have been in the research institute since I can remember, and everyone in the research institute raised me. The director said that I am a family of magicians. Imitate the body made by human beings, have the ability to think, but do not have the 'heart' that can produce complete emotions like humans. Maybe this is the reason why I can't produce negative emotions, because I am incomplete and incomplete' people'."

In the next second, Xia Youjie met her clear red pupils. For some reason, this time he saw something different from the eyes.

"Can I ask Mr. Xia You to keep it a secret for me?" Sha Ye whispered, "I don't want others to know that I am different from humans. Because I have always been trying to become a human being, an ordinary person like everyone else. "

Xia Youjie didn't agree, he just found it ridiculous.

"Incomplete?" He looked back into her eyes, "On the contrary, you are more perfect than all ordinary humans. If I want to create a brand new world, I would rather fill every corner of the world with artificial humans like you, so that You become the new 'human beings' - only in this way can the conjurers have a peaceful and happy world free from curses and curse spirits!"

Strangely, Sha Ye felt the emotional surge in the cursing teacher on the opposite side, and the strange sticky feeling in her head was crawling again. Although she couldn't understand it, she knew that Xia Youjie must be angry because of what she just said up.

"I'm sorry." She immediately apologized, "I must have said something wrong, I'm sorry, because I am indeed different from normal humans, and it is difficult to understand some subtle emotions and thoughts of human beings, so there will be I don't consciously annoy others... Don't be angry, Mr. Xia You. Anger is bad for the human body. It is said in TV dramas that it can hurt the liver. It is said that if you get too angry, the liver will explode. "

The liver will not explode! ! !What kind of messed up TV show are you watching? !

For the first time, Xia Youjie had this feeling of hating iron but not steel, but he couldn't say any unnecessary reprimands, so he could only stare at her in the end.

"Where is the magician family you mentioned?"

Saya replied obediently: "I don't know, I was bought by the director and the others. It is said that in order to keep the mystery, the magician family has been reluctant to let the artificial people leak out. Once they know that there are artificial people who have leaked out, they will track and recover them. So I couldn't go out when I was a child, and the researchers even dyed my hair golden, because the artificial people in their family are all characterized by white hair and red pupils—you see, the tips of my hair are still golden now."

Indeed, there was a sudden golden streak at the end of Saya's silver hair.After Xia Youjie glanced at it, he let go of his hand in frustration.

"White-haired and red-eyed, artificial human, magician..." He pursed his lips, "Although I've heard of magicians who hide their heads and show their tails and don't want to reveal their existence, I didn't expect that now I need to take the initiative to contact them. It's a little distasteful."

Sha Ye carefully handed the piece of carrot she had cut to Xia Youjie: "Then... eat a piece of carrot to calm down? I specially pressed it into the shape of a small flower with a mold!"

When he was a child! ?

Xia Youjie frowned and returned to the living room with a piece of flower-shaped carrot, but the two children who were playing games quit after seeing it. They pushed each other and ran to the kitchen to print the remaining two carrots with molds. Became a flower.

"After it's printed, I'll eat it!" Saya grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, "Dazai, this bowl of carrots belongs to you, you must eat them all in your stomach!"

Osamu Dazai waved his hands to escape: "The slug is obviously printed—"

"It was you who took out the second carrot, and I only printed four pieces, and I ate them all!" Nakahara Nakahara liked to watch Osamu Dazai slump, "Tonight the face of the mackerel will turn into a carrot color!"

Hearing the noise from the kitchen, Xia Youjie tuned the TV wearily.

How did things turn out like this!

... Let's relax by watching "Kamen Rider".

"Hey, Uncle Monk, do you want to eat carrots?"

Xia Youjie lowered his head, watching the little black curly-haired monkey from Shaye's family sit down beside him familiarly, and brought over a bowl of sliced ​​carrots.Xia Youjie didn't even bother to correct the "uncle monk", he just picked up the hollow carrot slice in the bowl that was forcibly dug out with a mold in the shape of a small flower and asked, "You give me leftovers?"

"I left the flower shape to Saya." The little monkey named Osamu Dazai casually squeezed a slice of carrot from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, "By the way, Uncle Monk, do you know how to do things? Just singing 'Namo Amitabha' to the dead?"

... Sure enough, the little monkey couldn't understand the difference between a curse master and a monk.

Xia Youjie looked down at the cassock on his body, and said, "We are a high-end sect, and our business is mainly to remove spirits and curses, and we generally do not undertake funerals."

Holding his bulging cheeks, Osamu Dazai sighed in disappointment: "Is that so? I thought that after I died, Saya would probably find Uncle Monk to chant scriptures for me, so that I could Let me discuss with you the songs to be sung at my funeral in advance. Instead of chanting sutras, I prefer to play some joyful songs to send home, such as "Good Day"?"

...What kind of child is this? !

Xia Youjie was taken aback by Dazai Zhi's words: "...Are you terminally ill?"

"No." Osamu Dazai said in a flat tone as if saying that the weather is fine today, "It's just that I have been trying to commit suicide, maybe someday I will succeed?"

When Sha Ye fished out the udon noodles, Xia Youjie suddenly came to the kitchen again.She looked up suspiciously, and saw the strange expression on the face of the black-haired Mr. Curser.

"Has Mr. Xia You found the curse spirit?" She shook the colander, waited for the water in it to drain, and poured the udon noodles into the bowl.

Xia Youjie lowered his voice: "Do you know that little monkey in your family—that kid named Osamu Dazai wants to commit suicide?"

"I know." Saya's tone was as flat as that of Osamu Dazai, "The first time I met Dazai, he was floating on the river and was about to be washed into the sea. He tried to throw himself into the river. I took him in after I fished him out. He, right now, is trying to make him feel good about life."

What is going on in your family? !

"You can consider the possibility of childhood depression." Xia Youjie gave a suggestion based on his experience in raising children, "Although the incidence rate of boys his age is relatively low, it is not impossible."

Sha Ye's movements froze, she raised her head, and carefully searched the word "children's depression" in the database in her mind. After finding that there was no relevant record, she immediately registered a note in her memo:

【Query information related to childhood depression】

"Thank you, Mr. Xia You." The first thing Saya did after recovering from the state of searching in her head was to thank you, "I really haven't thought about being sick... I used to think that Dazai This kid is too smart, so smart that he sees the value of life, and then loses interest in everything. After all, this does happen to geniuses-many villains with high IQs in the special film are bored Just want to destroy the world or something."

I think your life is not boring at all!

For some reason, Xia Youjie thought of someone he shouldn't have thought of at this moment.

"What you said may make sense." He lowered his eyes, "The world of geniuses is indeed different."

People who are smart enough to see through the essence of the world are called geniuses.The nature of the world cannot be accepted by everyone, because the truth never exists only for human beings. For living beings, the world is always objective, indifferent and even cruel.

It's just that some geniuses choose to reconcile with the world, while others cannot.

Saya put the pork cartilage into a large bowl of udon noodles, and then washed it with the boiled soup.The rice cooker also dinged, and two pots of steaming white rice had been steamed.Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya sat down next to each other after washing their hands, and Saya put six sets of utensils on the table.Xia Youjie counted the number of tableware and asked, "You still have two friends coming?"

"Yes." Sha Ye glanced at the wall clock on the wall, "calculate the time, it should be coming soon—ah, the doorbell!"

Someone is ringing the doorbell.Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya immediately kicked each other under the table, trying to get the other to help open the door willingly.Sha Ye rubbed the heads of each of them: "You guys start eating first, I will open the door."

Xia Youjie picked up a fried shrimp before the two little monkeys swept all the dishes on the table in a whirlwind. He was suddenly glad that the twins Mei Meizi and Nanako were sisters instead of brothers. For the twin brothers, he might be bored to death before he settled down in the Panxing Sect...

Mimiko, Nanako, good boy!

Saya wiped her hands on the apron, and when she opened the door, she was not surprised to see Mori Ogai's smiling face.

"Excuse me, Sha Ye." The black-haired doctor shaved his beard well today, and he stepped aside a bit, revealing a white-haired young man who was not completely blocked behind him, "This is the mantra I found." magician."

"Hey, cute lady~" the conjurer smiled and waved to Saya, "I heard that I can have dinner at your house today, so I came here happily! I'm Gojo Satoru, you can call me anything!"

Saya immediately stepped back to make way: "Doctor Mori, Mr. Gojo, good evening! I am Kiryu Saya, and I will also ask you two today! But, well, I actually found someone who can help with the removal of spirits." Monk, he is also at my house now. Will it be a little bit..."

Gojo Satoru stretched out his little finger, fiddled with the bandages wrapped several times around his eyes, and turned his head to look at Mori Ogai intently.

"Well, it's okay, understandable. It's just that the so-called spirit-killing monks on the market are all liars. Ms. Kiryu had better keep her eyes open. I hope you didn't pay the commission fee in advance, otherwise it will be in vain. With his hands in his pockets, he shuffled towards the room following the smell of the food, "By the way, your entrustment, Mr. Feisen, has already been paid, so don't worry. Ah, where are you going to find such a good food like me now?" Where can I find a cheap and good conjurer? Where can I find it? Of course Gojo Satoru—”

Gojo Satoru most...

The conjurer named Gojo Satoru was stunned at the door of the restaurant.

Saya and Mori Ogai poked their heads out from behind him quietly, looking at the restaurant in confusion.But apart from Xia Youjie, who was also stiff at the dining table, drinking soup with a small bowl, and the two children with puffy cheeks as usual, there was no other abnormality.

"What, is that curse spirit in the dining room?" Saye asked nervously, "Do you need me to go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife?"

Mori Ogai added in a low voice: "Maybe you can take a bag of salt."

"Uncle Monk, your chopsticks have fallen." Zhong Ye snapped his fingers, and Xia Youjie's chopsticks flew back erratically a second before landing.

Obviously, Xia Youjie didn't care about chopsticks.He and Gojo Satoru stared at each other, one was wearing powder blue little rabbit slippers, the other was wearing pink little cat slippers, after ten years, they gathered together in such a funny way in this Yokohama restaurant full of vegetables cafeteria.

After a long unbearable silence, Gojo Satoru slowly raised his hand: "...Hi."

Xia Youjie slowly put down the soup bowl: "...um."

No, what should I say about this scene?

Get moving, brain!

"...You, too, accept the commission?" Xia Youjie asked dryly.

"...Yes." Gojo Satoru nodded.

Then, the white-haired conjurer walked slowly to the dining table on the pair of pink bunny slippers. He glanced at the remaining three empty seats and found the bowl specially made for him. Pork Cartilage Udon Noodles are placed right next to Xia Youjie.

Osamu Dazai and Naka could not have noticed that the atmosphere between these two people was not right. Nakaya poked Dazai Osamu with his elbow, leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "Do they know each other? If so, why?" Look so awkward?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at Nakaya with a very superior look, and then said in a voice that everyone present could hear:

"Of course it's because the two of them want to compete for business!"

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: ………?

"Look, these two uncles who remove spirits don't seem very reliable, right? One is a monk but can't sing the "Great Compassion Mantra", and the other is a blind man who seems to have poor professional ability. They usually It's not easy to beg for food, but now there must be competition in order to grab a commission, even if we knew each other before, we can't put water in front of money!"

After finishing speaking, Zhong Ye suddenly realized, and then he clenched his fist and waved at Xia Youjie: "Come on, Uncle Monk! I think you should be better than that blind uncle!"

Osamu Dazai held a different opinion: "I think the blind man may not be good. The business ability of the monk man is so poor that he can't even recite scriptures. Although the blind man can't see, he chose to cover his eyes with a bandage. In this regard, I think he has great taste!"

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: ……………………

They looked at each other, and after ten years, they could still read each other's mental activities.

Throw these two brats out, shall we?

Well, let's throw these two little devils out.

It's just annoying! ! !