Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

"Teacher, the school has an emergency document"

The fat teacher touched his whole body and found that he did not bring a pen.

"I'll take this document back first, and I'll ask other students to send it over after signing it. Are you free, Feiran? Do the teacher a favor."

"Teacher, please speak."

"Help me..." Fat teacher whispered in Yi Feiran's ear, "Help me guard this toilet. If anyone in it violates school rules, they will be punished severely! the smell of smoke."

"it is good."

Seeing Yi Feiran nodding in response, the teacher hurried away with the documents in hand, and only knocked on the door of the private room in front of him when he was nowhere to be seen.

"Open the door, Duan Ze."

Duan Zexin, who thought he was saved, raised it again, but he opened the door anyway because he knew Yi Feiran had no malice.After all, if he wanted to harm himself, he just had to stand by and watch.It may be a gesture of goodwill to leave the teacher.

"President, what a coincidence, hehehe, the school is so big that we can meet each other in the toilet."

"You go out and wait for me first."

Duan Ze agreed without thinking, and walked ahead swaggeringly, while Yi Feiran left without taking it for granted.

"The two students themselves should know it well."

Because of Yi Feiran's light glance, the two people who thought they had escaped from the catastrophe suddenly turned blue and stood stiffly in place.

"This time I can pretend I didn't see it, but I hope that the two students will not make the same mistake again. If there is another time, it's fine if I get caught by other teachers, but if it's the student union, I will double it twice and fine you guys, Are you two clear?"

"knew."

When Yi Feiran opened the door and came out, Duan Ze was hiding in the corner waiting for him, afraid that the teacher would kill him.

"I don't know why the president suddenly asked me for something?"

Yi Feiran did not answer the question:

"Did you accept Zhang Jing's commission to help him find a cat?"

"Hmm, President, you don't want to get involved because of a sudden outburst of love among classmates, right?"

"Zhang Jing is a member of the student union, so I can't stand by and watch."

Duan Ze smiled meaningfully

"Okay, I understand. Lin Pang and I will discuss the case when we have lunch at noon. Does the president want to come together?"

"it is good."

Now that the chat with Yi Feiran is over, there is no need for Duan Ze to stay here, as soon as he turns around and prepares to dodge, he is confronted by his enemy.

News Agency President - Wu Zhenzhen

"Hey, is Duan Ze such a coincidence?"

"not coincidentally"

As one of the long-term persecution targets of the news agency, Duan Ze didn't want to talk too much, but Wu Zhenzhen was like a dog's skin plaster.

Duan Ze goes left, he goes left

"Don't go so fast, anyway, you are a frequent visitor to our school newspaper, let's chat."

Duan Ze goes to the right, he goes to the right

"Are you so anxious, are you afraid of me? I have nothing to be afraid of..."

Duan Zepi smiled and said:

"If you don't get out of the way, I will tell the teacher that you are sexually harassing."

"I... you... what sex?! We are all men! Why am I harassing you?"

"Then let's get out of the way, or..."

Duan Ze was much taller than him, so he bent over to get closer

"I harassed you? There will be a headline in the school newspaper tomorrow! Maybe it can be sold for a week"

Wu Zhenzhen's face was almost green, he glanced at Duan Ze vigilantly, and took a few steps back.

"That... I don't have that kind of preference!"

Successfully scaring the opponent back three feet, Duan Ze's road is wide.

Sure enough, when dealing with thick-skinned people, you can't be reasonable, and you have to be even more shameless than him.

......

Duan Ze had nothing to do all morning, so he just lingered in the sixth dining hall for a while, and Lin Pang came a few minutes earlier than the agreed time.

"What's going on, you said on the phone that Yi Feiran is going to join us?"

Speaking of this, Duan Ze is happy, and has a dark feeling of inadvertently inserting willows and willows into shades.

"We're lucky. Zhang Jing is from the student union."

"so what?"

"So it's very simple. Zhang Jing is a member of the student union, so if he accepts our help, doesn't that mean that the student union wants to get along with the Mystery Detective Agency? And if the news gets out, the student union will ask someone else if they are in trouble. Let's solve it, do you think they can hold their face?"

"Oh... So if Yi Feiran joins in together, we and the student union can at most be regarded as a cooperative relationship, rather than unilaterally receiving help, and we are not owed both."

"Completely correct."

Duan Ze felt a little hungry, so he followed Lin Pang into the cafeteria and waited for Yi Feiran while eating.

"By the way... I've been curious for a long time, are you born with a big stomach or are you simply able to eat?"

Lin Pang looked at Duan Ze's plate full of meat and a hill of rice, and then at his bowl of noodles in a clear soup with little water, and suddenly felt that he was really a bird stomach.

"Sure enough, this height is not for nothing."

Duan Ze paused while eating

"Here... a higher one is coming."

Lin Pang followed Duan Ze's gaze and looked back. It was Yi Feiran who had just finished class, holding two books in his hands. Not long after, Yi Feiran also came over with a plate of food.Almost the opposite of Duan Ze, Yi Feiran only had one plate of meat, which was very little, and the rest was all kinds of fried and stewed vegetables, and a bowl of vegetable soup, but the appetite was quite large.

Fine, the carnivore on the left.On the right are herbivores.Lin Pang came to the conclusion silently, but he was a little strange. Aren't all herbivores more docile?

"Where is the progress of the investigation?"

Yi Feiran's voice pulled Lin Pang back.

"I checked in the teaching building today, but there is no big clue. Considering that cats are nocturnal animals, witnesses in the teaching building are almost impossible. Or, we can go once at night, good luck If so, maybe we can bump into that cat."

"Does it have the characteristics of a cat?"

"Yes, there are big ones, and the thief is detailed."

Zhang Jin's description paper, Duan Ze, was always with him, Yi Feiran glanced up and down, and thought for a few seconds.

"This cat... I've seen it before."

Duan Ze had just eaten a big mouthful of rice and meat, and was almost choked by Yi Feiran's words: "What? Have you seen it? When? Where?"

"The sewer. When I was looking for the necklace, that one was exactly the same as this one."

After being mentioned by Yi Feiran, Duan Ze also remembered what happened that day, the strange cat meowing in the sewer, and the disappearance time also coincided!Duan Ze was overjoyed

"After dinner, let's go to the sewer to look for it!"

After Duan Ze finished speaking, the three of them each ate the food in front of them, and then something strange happened.

"Senior, is there anyone sitting here?"

"No."

After Yi Feiran finished speaking, the dishes hadn't had time to pick

"President, may I sit here?"

"Well, please sit down."

Back and forth, Yi Feiran didn't eat a bite, but they were all seated at the table, as if they were in a meeting.

For the second strange incident, Duan Ze keenly noticed that in front, back, left, and right of the dining table, there were always a few people floating around with the rice plates in their hands. ah.What does this feel like?Just like the three little lambs, wolves are staring at them in all directions, panicking, as if you can see their eyes "sparkling" with the naked eye.

It really wasn't suitable for Yi Feiran to be brought to the sixth dining hall, and the meal ended in this wonderful atmosphere.When the three of them walked out of the dining hall together, their eyesight suddenly decreased, but the road was also blocked.

"Hello~ How are you all?"

With ponytail and foxy eyes, Duan Ze recognized it at a glance. Isn't this the nympho who asked for Yi Feiran's phone number that day?Although it is broad daylight, why is Duan Ze suddenly worried about Yi Feiran?

"What are you doing grabbing me?"

Duan Ze smiled awkwardly when he realized that he had put his hypothetical into action

"Hehe...heh"

Duan Ze let go of his hand, and whispered in Yi Feiran's ear:

"President, be careful, this is your super fan."

And, please don't disclose the phone number, or you will be torn apart by five horses.Yi Feiran didn't speak, Duan Ze was too nervous to speak, so Lin Pang became a questioner.

"Is there something wrong with the classmate?"

"Yeah, yes, you guys are helping Ah Jing find something. I don't have class in the afternoon, so I can come and help."

"Excuse me, what is your relationship with Zhang Jing?"

Lin Pang's hint is that if it is a relationship that even the seven aunts and eight aunts can't abduct, then don't mix it up.

"Yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Hu Xiaoxuan. We are boyfriend and girlfriend with Ah Jing. Ever since she lost her cat, Ah Jing has been depressed all day long, so as a girlfriend, I should care more about him. , I will not hold you back."

"what?"

Lin Pang was almost stunned. The girl in front of her was more than 1.6 meters tall, with a slender figure, and her appearance was no worse than the current school belle. How could she like Zhang Jing, who was a fan of literature and art?It's not that he doesn't deserve it, but I always feel that Zhang Jing is so dull, how can he have such a beautiful girlfriend? ?

Duan Ze was also puzzled, where is the promised little fan?

"Then let's go."

Yi Feiran walked in the front without hesitation, and Duan Ze sighed again, lamenting that it is good not to know anything.Then he seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly caught up with Yi Feiran.

"That... president"

"what happened?"

"If, I mean, if someone leaked your address or something, but I didn't mean anything malicious, what would you do?"

"Follow the six rules of the school rules."

Duan Ze quickly searched for the school rules in his mind. Article 56: Anyone who discloses the privacy of others without the permission of the classmate or obtains personal information by means of threats will be recorded as a notice of criticism.

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden? Could it be that you..."

"Impossible! I can't do such a thing as selling phone numbers!"

"..."

"..."

"I just want to ask, if you have received a report in this regard, the student union can take care of it."

"no"

In a cold sweat!