Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

After a series of careful analysis, the four of Duan Ze started the cat-hunting operation with all the objects that could attract cats.The sewer is just an iron gate away from the back garden, which is listed as a restricted area, but it can only stop outside the gate.

"Aze, what kind of strange place do you think this back garden is? Why is it listed as a restricted area? I saw a lot of flowers inside, and it's quite beautiful."

"You ask me, who do I ask?"

"Didn't you go in?"

Duan Ze smiled awkwardly and not politely:

"The time when school started? I really planned to go in, but in fact, I was photographed by the guys from the news agency before I even touched the door. Otherwise, why don't you think I wasn't recorded. But then again, you said You are so big and tall, with long hands and long feet, how did you faint outside the grass, what the hell are you doing? It also caused me to be scolded by the teacher."

"I......"

Before Lin Pang could speak, Hu Xiaoxuan had drifted between the two of them at some point.

"What are you talking about, so mysterious?"

She was obviously very interested in the whispers between the two of them, and she was "extorting a confession" with her big eyes.

"Since you've said it's mysterious, do you think we'll tell you?"

"mean"

Unsatisfied with her curiosity, Hu Xiaoxuan had no choice but to continue to get down to business. She released the ball of yarn she had prepared, placed a small mouse around it that could be mistaken for the real one, and hid it in a bush.As the saying goes, put a long line and catch big cats.

Compared to Hu Xiaoxuan's adequate preparations, Lin Pang only had cans of cat food, and he fanned himself at the sewer door to try to lure him.Duan Ze and Yi Feiran, who are observers, stand on a high ground to find out what's going on.After waiting for almost one class, Lin Pang's hands were sore when the cat didn't come.He threw the fan aside and sat down anywhere.

"Can it work, does this cat lose its sense of smell, or does it not eat this stuff?"

Lin Pang had been curious for a long time, so he couldn't help but grabbed a slice and tasted it, and found that the taste was surprisingly good.

"..."

Lin Pang gave up on himself, so Duan Ze had no choice but to place his hope on Hu Xiaoxuan.

"Meow... Meow Meow~ Mimi... Mimi... come out~"

It seems that she is not very reliable...

Duan Ze was planning to fight in person, but at this moment, a black shadow descended from the sky!In a blink of an eye, the black cat was already leisurely in the back garden, and Yi Feiran and Duan Ze who were standing on a high place reacted immediately.

The real coat color is even brighter than the photo, and the pupils have also turned light blue under the sunlight. At this time, it is walking slowly with graceful steps while being watched by four people.Then it stopped, just inside the iron gate, not taking a step forward.

Duan Ze and Yi Feiran came down from the height, and their footsteps silently moved towards the iron gate from two directions.

"What are you doing here during class time!"

Duan Ze, who was concentrating on the black cat, was so frightened by the roar that he almost lost his mind. He turned his head subconsciously. It was a male director with a parted hair in the middle, with a shiny breastplate, looking at them angrily.Duan Ze secretly had a bad idea, and when he looked back at the iron gate, the black cat had disappeared without a trace.

Fetching water from a bamboo basket... all gone.Not only that, but also a random explanation to the teacher of this bad thing.

"The back garden is a restricted area, even if it is a little closer to the iron gate, it won't work! The president of the student council should take the three students back to the classroom."

Anyway, that's what they were warned about in the end.So the four people who were "sent" back during the day continued to gather in the back garden at night.The same method and the same routine, under the "temptation" of Hu Xiaoxuan, the black cat is active again.

Duan Ze came to the conclusion that this cat is not only lustful, but also has bad ears.

It climbed up the iron gate two or three times, and slid down along the iron pole. Even though it was surrounded by Duan Ze and four people, it was not afraid of life at all.When Duan Ze approached it, it also stared at Duan Ze motionlessly.

The cat is very obedient, so when Duan Ze and Lin Pang stacked up to grab it and it still didn't make a sound, it seemed a bit of a fuss.

"It's so cute, so cute, its eyes are so round and big, um... its paws are soft too!"

Hu Xiaoxuan's hand couldn't help teasing the black cat's chin a few times, and it shook its head and tail comfortably.

"Since the cat has been found, why don't you take it back to Zhang Jing tomorrow."

They are boyfriend and girlfriend, and Duan Ze takes it for granted that this is a simple matter.Unexpectedly, Hu Xiaoxuan immediately shook his head when he heard Duan Ze's proposal

"Of course not! I'm a resident student. How could I take the cat back in front of the dormitory manager? It's either shedding a layer of skin, or me. How about this... You and the president don't live here. School students, why don’t you take it back for two days? How about A Jing and I go to your place to get it during the holiday? It’s the so-called helping people to the end, sending the Buddha to the west.”

Duan Ze also felt that Hu Xiaoxuan's words made sense, thinking that it would only take a day or two, so he agreed.

"Why don't you just put it in my house, it's convenient for me to live and take care of it myself. It's not easy for the president to live with his family."

Hu Xiaoxuan said a little strangely:

"Hey... how do you know that the president lives with his family? Have you ever been to the president's house?"

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air...

"no"

Duan Ze smiled sincerely, but Lin Pang and Hu Xiaoxuan showed disbelief.Duan Ze pretended not to see their eyes seeking knowledge, and hugged the big black cat in Hu Xiaoxuan's hand.

"I'll take the cat away."

The little guy looks puffy, but in fact he is really fat, heavy, and he can't touch his bones!Duan Ze has never seen such a strange cat.

"What have you been eating every day to make you fat?"

Not to mention, the cat's chin is quite tactile and fluffy.As if understanding Duan Ze's dislike, the black cat turned its round head to the other side and refused to let him touch it.

And temper.

Duan Ze hadn't teased enough yet, as soon as he came out with the cat in his arms, he found the noisy people on the opposite side, and even the bright light was a bit dazzling.Unaware of the situation, Duan Ze subconsciously hid behind Yi Feiran.There are countless clubs in the university, and there will be various activities in different squares every night, but the most popular, to be precise, is the most popular among boys, and it is definitely where the school belle is located—hip-hop club .Look at this posture, that's right.

Although Duan Ze entered the school a year ago, and heard a lot of rumors about the school belle, but in terms of true appearance, he has never seen it. After all, the school is so big and everyone has their own busy schedule.But he was still holding a benefactor in his hand, so he couldn't go to open his eyes like Lin Pang and Hu Xiaoxuan. On the contrary, he had to cover the cat under his clothes and walk in a detour.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the exhausted Duan Ze finally took the black cat home. After taking a shower, he picked up his mobile phone and found that Lin Pang had sent a bunch of text messages.

It was nothing more than talking about how beautiful the school belle was, and attached an extremely blurry photo, clamoring that she wanted to join the hip-hop club.Duan Ze felt that Lin Pang definitely had the potential to turn against him, so he decided to strike first.

"If you don't want to graduate, you can try."

After he finished sending the text message, he remembered that the cat hadn't eaten yet, so he looked through the refrigerator.

"Milk... Do you want it, big brother?"

The black cat's eyeballs kept wandering because of the milk carton in Duan Ze's hand.

If you don't talk, you just want to drink.Duan Ze decisively poured out a whole bowl, then the black cat got down on the ground, sniffed it, and walked away.Duan Ze picked up the bowl in puzzlement, took a sip, and it didn't taste bad.He only thought that the black cat was picky, so he heated up the milk, and then brought it to the black cat respectfully. This time, the milk-flavored bowl was directly smashed by his ass.

Duan Ze was a little strange. He remembered that cats drank milk, and it was still hot milk.He hugged the whole black cat, but the latter also remained silent.

"Are you sick?"

Speaking of which, this guy hasn't barked since the night.Duan Ze pinched its chin punitively.

"Eat something even if you are sick, or you will lose all your flesh, and you will cry for the winter."

The threatened little guy was unmoved, Duan Ze gently opened its mouth when he saw this, and remained motionless.

Still stubborn?

Duan Ze scratched it, so it writhed and writhed with itch, and tried to scratch with its fat paws, but it still didn't make a sound.Duan Ze sensed that something was wrong, and immediately pinched the black cat's chin, exerting a slight force, and the black cat's mouth finally opened a little.

"Meow... woo~"

Duan Ze's eyes were sharp, and he could clearly see the white thing on the innermost part of it. He didn't let go of his hand, and found a pair of tweezers, and quickly picked it out.Because of the expulsion of the foreign body, the black cat began to howl wantonly.But Duan Ze didn't feel relieved, on the contrary, because of the object that was taken out, he suddenly felt a little creepy.

If you read correctly, this is a paragraph, bones.He took a small bag, put the small bones in it and took a picture of it, after which he couldn't sleep.

Early the next morning, Duan Ze woke up without an alarm clock for the first time, and the first thing he did when he arrived at school was to harass Lin Pang.

"Brother, I watched the show last night until eleven o'clock, and I was sleepy, you, you, let me sleep for a while, just for a while."

Lin Pang was like jelly, no matter how Duan Ze shakes him, he just doesn't open his eyes, he just falls on the bed, unable to survive.

"Lin Pang, do you want to graduate?"

The "mud" moved.

"There may be a big case, do you want to do it?"

"How big?"

Lin Pang was wrapped in a quilt, waiting for Duan Ze to speak, but Duan Ze hesitated to speak, and still didn't say anything, instead his brows became more and more wrinkled.

"Tsk, why are you dumb now that you came to see me so early in the morning! Sincerely, if you have something to say, don't keep it to yourself."

Lin Pang's curiosity all day was instantly aroused by Duan Ze's silence.Duan Ze was heartbroken, and pulled up the "mud" without saying a word

"You come out with me first and then talk."

"Stop, stop, let me change my clothes first, and then I can brush my teeth at the head office, right? I'll get up...Is it okay if I get up."

......

Lin Pang, who was forcibly woken up, followed Duan Ze to the teaching building in the end.The school has fifteen teaching buildings in total, each or two of which have different majors, and generally three buildings form a department.

"Isn't this the territory of the Faculty of Medicine? What are we doing here?"

Even so, Lin Pang is still very interested in their laboratory.Dissolving solutions, scalpels, and formalin can be seen everywhere in the classrooms of medical students. However, he has been "famous" for a long time and has never had a chance to see it. Now it is an eye-opener.Lin Pang is like a migrant worker coming to the city, seeing everything new.While talking and walking, he almost bumped into a pair of big skeletons head-on, and was frightened half to death.But after reacting, he couldn't help but play again.

He put his skeleton hand on his head:

"Aze, do you think he is taller or I am taller?"