Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

"Really?!"

"Am I like someone who doesn't count?"

Duan Zese gave him a piece of paper.

"Write down all the cat's features as best you can, with obvious details if you can. If you don't, it's okay."

Zhang Jing took the paper, lowered her head and wrote a paragraph without stopping.

"Writing articles is really different, a paragraph without a stop."

Duan Ze ignored the envy in Lin Pang's tone and looked at the description seriously.

"Hmm... the hair is pure black, the tail is damaged, so it is slightly shorter than other cats. The pupils are blue. The nails were cut the day before the accident."

"How long has it been missing?"

"Probably . . . for a week."

"...It's been so long, it will grow out after cutting it."

Zhang Jing put down her pen, "Then I will trouble Duan Ze."

"Wait, is that all? Don't you write about your living habits, work and rest time, and hobbies?"

"He usually likes to play, and I'm not sure."

"..."

If you don't lose the cat, who will lose the cat...

Because Zhang Jin was either "not sure" or "can't remember", at the end of the question, the information Duan Ze got was only what was on the paper at the beginning, which was all.

......

"Black fur and blue pupils, five of the ten cats are all like this, okay? The only difference is that the nails are a little shorter, and his meow may grow out. You said that he is so good at writing essays, how can he have such a bad memory? "

"If you have time to mutter, you should quickly use your superb computer skills to call out the surveillance. Pets are not allowed in the school. Since his cat was lost in school, there are really not many cats with black hair and blue eyes. But you Are you sure? If this matter is caught by the school, the two of us will go to see Yi Feiran."

Lin Pang tapped on the keyboard with his slender and strong fingers, and was able to distract himself from chatting.

"Don't worry, I've done a lot of this. I was often caught when I was a freshman, but later on, practice makes perfect, and I will never be discovered by others. But because of this, I will be wronged whenever there is a problem with the school system. Yes, these people at school..."

While complaining, he skillfully hacked into the school's surveillance, entered the conditions, and started the comparison. The waiting time was a bit long.The postures of Lin Pang and Duan Ze also changed from sitting upright at the beginning, to propping their heads with one hand and then lying on the table, and finally playing with their mobile phones on the chairs side by side like lying corpses.

At 10:30 in the evening, the results of the comparison still have not come out.Duan Ze was about to fall asleep after a long wait, but there were two kicking footsteps outside the classroom.At this time, the last class had already passed, and the two were worried that it was the inspecting teacher, so they decisively turned off the lights in the classroom. Lin Pang also adjusted the brightness of the computer to the lowest level, and followed Duan Ze to hide under the table secretly.

The two breathed in a low voice, they didn't wait for the light of the flashlight, but instead, it was a delicate female voice.

"Just...here?"

"now?"

Ah? !A man and a woman, what are you doing here? !

Lin Pang and Duan Ze's eyes turned into huskies, and they poked out half of their heads quietly from the table.

With the lights off in the classroom, the position and general height of a man and a woman can only be distinguished by moonlight, but it is not clear what they look like.

"Can you take it off? If you don't, I'll take it off now and go out!"

Things are going from bad to worse.

"Are you an adult?"

"nonsense"

After Duan Ze finished speaking, he felt that there was something in Lin Pang's words.

"Wait, do you still want to watch?"

"I can't talk about watching, but I think it's wrong to interrupt the union of the Holy Spirit of Love, and we can't see it. It's mental pollution at best."

"Combination, if something goes wrong, it will be a problem for them to graduate."

"Yes, there seems to be this in the school rules."

The conversation between a man and a woman escalated.

"Don't make trouble for no reason. It's not that I don't want to. If I can prove that I love you by taking it off, then I will take it off now!"

At the critical moment, Duan Ze and Lin Pang jumped out two by two from the last row of the classroom.

"Don't take it off! I won't let you take it off!"

The lights were also turned on at this time, a man and a woman were stunned because of Duan Ze's sudden warning sound and the lights that were turned on.It was only when Shi Ze approached that the man and woman were wet all over, and their clothes fell on the tiles along the water.Seeing the two of them looking at him, Duan Ze coughed to hide his embarrassment.

"That... school is a sacred place to study, and you are also students, so don't regret it because of a momentary impulse. You know that the student union is within the scope of the school. If you are reported to the school, you will ..."

"It's none of your business if I don't regret it in the future?! I want him to take off his clothes and he will take them off. What's wrong?! What's wrong with you?! It's none of your business?!"

The girl's series of loud voices almost made Duan Ze deaf, and was even thrown off by the girl.After she finished yelling at Duan Ze, she turned to yell at his boyfriend again.

"Isn't it just asking you to take off your clothes to cover me from the rain! You have no responsibility at all! I want to break up with you! Hmph!!"

Duan Ze wiped his face, staring blankly at the sudden turn of events.

"Honey, it's not like this, you wait for me. Don't go, you listen to my explanation, my dear."

Because he ruined the boy's apology, Duan Ze was stared at fiercely. Because the boy turned around seductively, Duan Ze's talented face was successfully shaken again.

"Hehe...heh, that...we seem to be mistaken?"

He understands the truth, but why did he use himself as a shield twice?

Duan Ze wiped the water from his face.

"Is the comparison good?"

Lin Pang held back his smile and took out his computer

"Okay... well, these are videos that fit the message, I'll copy it and send it to you tonight."

"Okay, then I'll go first"

After Duan Ze finished speaking, he imitated the boy before and flung his hair alluringly, and Lin Pang, who was harmed by the disaster, sat on the seat with a dazed expression on his face.

"..."

I just washed my hair!

......

After successful revenge, Duan Ze went home cheerfully. After taking a shower, he turned on the computer. Lin Pang had already sent the files by time and category.He watched the video while wiping his dripping hair.

Most of the surveillance cameras are at night, and the whole cat seems to be hidden in it. Most of them pass by in a flash, and the black cat's tail can be seen after a little distraction.Duan Ze doubled the speed of the video, but all he could see was a blurred body.He clicked on the last document, which was a photo.The black cat was inadvertently facing the camera, its blue pupils seemed to be embedded with gems.But unexpectedly, this only photo was captured during the day.

Duan Ze printed out the photos, planning to start looking again at school tomorrow. After a tiring day, Duan Ze fell asleep.Early the next morning, two people who had no class gathered in the club.

"How's it going?"

"Don't worry about my work. I have compared the places where cats have appeared according to your request."

"Okay, let's start then."

Duan Ze took out the school map of Yinlin University, and marked all the areas where the cat appeared according to the information.After about half an hour, the entire map was densely marked with black pen.Looking at the rotting map, Lin Pang let out a sigh of relief.

"This cat is really a magical creature. There is no place in the whole school that its paws haven't stepped on. How do you find it?"

Duan Ze gave Lin Pang a red pen.

"According to the number of visits from largest to smallest, circle the top ten places."

The intersection of red and black makes the sight gradually clear.Duan Ze crossed out the places with the same number of times, leaving only frequent and regular places.

"The sixth dining hall, the third teaching building, and the back garden."

The locations just connected to form a triangle.

"Let me see, the sixth dining hall is the gathering place for the president's fans, the third teaching building is the territory of the news agency, and the back garden is a restricted area. Neither is a good place! Is this cat sincerely punishing us?"

Duan Ze, as Lin Pang said, also discovered it when the painting was finished, but there was nothing he could do about it. This was the only clue.Now that you have promised, you must try your best to do it.

Of course, it would be another story if Yi Feiran caught her and sent her to the office.

At the beginning, Pao Duanze chose to be in the teaching building, there are no pestering girls, and he will not offend the school, which is a good start.As for the people in the news agency, if they offend, they will be offended, anyway, not once or twice.

It was class time at this time, and the entire corridor was quiet. Duan Ze and Lin Pang systematically wandered from downstairs to upstairs, not letting go of every empty classroom.Duan Ze seldom came here, and he almost stepped into the office when he turned a corner.

"Aze, can you do it? I have class later."

Duan Ze thought about it

"You go back first, I'll wait for the students to cross-examine after class, and analyze it together at noon."

"it is good."

After Lin Pang finished speaking, he clamped his tail and slipped past the office door.Five minutes after Lin Pang left, the bell for the end of get out of class rang just in time, and the quiet teaching building began to be lively.

"Hello classmate, have you ever seen this cat?"

"I haven't seen it, but this cat is quite cute. Is it yours?"

Duan Ze was not in the mood to discuss "my cat", so he thanked him and left.I asked about fifteen people during the whole get out of class time, but the reaction of the students was either "Ah! Aren't you Duan Ze?" or "I haven't seen it before".Duan Ze also felt that there were so many people here that cats would not appear here during the day, so he gave up. When passing by the toilet, he heard voices inside.

Duan Ze walked in quietly. There were two male students with unbuttoned clothes and hair that stood up all over the sky. They were saying "Labor and management are bad students", and they were indeed doing something that violated school rules - smoking.

Duan Ze didn't want to meddle in other people's business, so he turned around and wanted to leave, but he didn't expect a footstep to come from behind. Hearing the sound, it was still heavy.

People arrive before they speak.

"Don't think I don't know what you are doing hiding here, I caught you today!"

"..." Duan Ze ran into the toilet without thinking, and showed his god-like power to drag the other two stunned people in.

joke!Based on my reputation at school, when I bumped into the teacher at the door, no matter whether he smoked or not, he must be a dumb eater.But this teacher is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He has been banging on the door since entering the toilet.

"If you don't come out again, I'll ask the guards to pry open the door. When the time comes, I will make a demerit and compensate the door! Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance! Open the door!"

His words really shook the two of them, but Duan Ze didn't want to be let in, so he reached out to stop the two who were about to open the door, and the three of them twisted into twists in a toilet.At this critical moment, another person was added outside the door without hesitation.

"teacher."

The boy's voice successfully diverted the teacher's attention.The sound of knocking on the door stopped completely. In such a situation where the teacher was stopped in the toilet, there must be something urgent, and then the teacher was sent away, and he was saved!

The more Duan Ze thought about it, the more excited he became, he decided to treat this classmate to a good meal after he went out to thank him for saving his life!

No!Two meals!

"Oh, it's Feiran, what's the matter?"

forget it......