Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

In the morning, the phone rang, and Duan Ze, who was half asleep, closed his eyes and fumbled for the phone, lazily replied:

"Hey......?"

"Hello? Aze, where are you? Didn't you agree to come downstairs to pick me up? Uncle Security won't let me in now."

"What's the hurry?" Duan Ze turned over, stretched on his back on the bed.

"Isn't it eleven o'clock, what are you doing here so early?"

"How early! I'm late, okay? What time do you think? Now, it's 11:30! Don't tell me you haven't woken up yet, right? Yi Feiran came to the door at twelve o'clock."

Holding the phone, Duan Ze spent a few seconds processing Lin Pang's words in his mind.

"what!!!"

"What the hell are you doing so loudly all of a sudden, you want to scare me to death!"

Duan Ze stood up like a carp. He got up and grabbed the alarm clock. He wasted another 3 minutes talking on the phone. It is now Beijing time, 35:[-]!There was Lin Pang's chirping voice on the cell phone that was left on the bed.

"You wait."

Duan Ze put on some clothes casually, and went downstairs without brushing his teeth or washing his face. Five minutes later, Duan Ze got a "Cleaner Lin Pang".

"So...we're going to clean up everything in your house within 10 minutes and get Yi Feiran's praise?!"

Lin Pang stood at Duan Ze's house, not knowing whether to enter the door or not. If he entered the door, he would definitely be exhausted. If he didn't enter the door, he would run all the way here without food and starve to death.

Life choices.

"Ten and seven minutes to be exact, we've been standing here for three minutes."

Although Yi Feiran didn't say anything, Duan Ze inexplicably felt that he was the kind of person who would step on the door and would not do anything for a second or a second, even if it was just a friendly meal.There is a kind of emotion called "heart like still water", that is, knowing that Yi Feiran may already be on the way, but still has no idea of ​​tidying up, it is also called "waiting to die", this is the current mood of Lin Pang and Duan Ze.

Because in such a short period of time, it is impossible to take care of it!Lin Pang was puzzled:

"By the way, we just treated him to a meal. Why do you treat him respectfully?"

They also treated me differently and arrested me as a coolie!

"who am I?"

"Slave master."

Duan Ze was almost confused by Lin Pang.

"No! I'm the president. So I represent the Mystery Detective Society. I brought my own kennel to Yi Feiran to see Yi Feiran. I'm afraid I'm crazy, and I expect him to make a good impression on our society!"

"Oh... I understand, if we make friends with Yi Feiran, we will have more chances to do things wrong"

"No! Wrong! But now it's all ruined."

Originally, I set the alarm clock and wanted to get up at six o'clock, but I don't know if it didn't ring or I didn't hear it. In short, it was right that I didn't wake up.

"Before I die, I have a question."

"Go ahead."

"Why don't you invite Yi Feiran outside, can you cook? What if you poison Yi Feiran to death?"

At first, Duan Ze also wanted to treat him outside, but it was better not to talk about being tricked by Yi Feiran, so he raised his hand and coughed to hide his guilt.

"It's more sincere that way."

"Oh."

Lin Pang raised his hand and looked at his watch.

"Ten minutes left."

The two fell into contemplation, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in their minds, and they said in unison like looking in a mirror:

"Yes!" "Yes!"

Maybe it was because they stayed together for a long time, but Duan Ze knew intuitively that he and Lin Pang wanted to go together.This is definitely a peerless plan, wonderful!

......

"Ding~~dong~"

Duan Ze, who heard the doorbell, straightened his waist, raised his hand and looked at his watch, it was exactly twelve o'clock.Duan Ze and Lin Pang reasonably "plugged" the room, inspected each other's appearance before opening the door. Yi Feiran stood at the door with a bag of ingredients in his left hand and a book in his right.

Duan Ze immediately helped Yi Feiran unload a bag of vegetables.

"The president has been carrying the dishes for so long, are you tired?"

"No, I came by car."

While talking, Yi Feiran followed into the door, and was immediately stunned.

“Your home...is very clean”

The word is not "clean" in the traditional sense but "clean" in quantity.It's right to put away all the things that may block Yi Feiran's sight.

"Why didn't you leave a table?"

While Yi Feiran was walking in front, Duan Ze unscrupulously flirted with Lin Pang from behind.

"Didn't you take the lead just now and asked me?"

"You won't stop me"

"I......"

Before Lin Pang finished speaking, he swallowed it because of Yi Feiran's sudden turn.

"what happened to you?"

"Stomach pain." Lin Pang changed his words vividly, and gave an excuse that he couldn't make it harder, and the three of them finally arrived in the living room in peace.

"The president can sit wherever you want."

Even though there was nothing in the huge living room, even the walls were clean, and there were only three back chairs, Duan Ze still shamelessly said some polite words.Yi Feiran put the textbook on the chair.

"Where is the kitchen?"

Duan Ze immediately led the way attentively. Although he was the first to invite dinner, Duan Ze didn't know how to cook.His idea is to order takeaway, and then serve it on his own plate, and that's it.But what I didn't expect was that Yi Feiran came up with a bag of vegetables in person, so the question is, who will be the chef?What Duan Ze was thinking was obviously not in the scope of Yi Feiran's consideration. He opened the bag and distributed the peppers and melons to Duan Ze, and the rest to Lin Pang.

"You guys wash the dishes."

Doesn't this mean that you are in charge of the overall situation?The two cheerfully took over the easy job, and then Yi Feiran showed off a solid sword skill.

"President, you are too good! Have you practiced before?"

"I learned a little bit when I was a kid."

Yi Feiran didn't look up, but he was able to distract while chatting at an unabated speed.After the question and answer came and went, Yi Feiran took care of all the ingredients.Slice and shred meat.Vegetables can be cut into sections or strips, the key is that the thickness is about the same. In short, it is very remarkable in the eyes of two people with disabilities.Soon, the fresh ingredients became delicacies under Yi Feiran's hands.

Lin Pang picked up the spoon and tasted it, his expression melted.

"It turns out that there is a reason why so many girls pursue me. Chairman, you are my idol!"

A guy who eats inside and out.

Lin Pang successfully received Duan Ze's blank stare, but in front of delicious food, all morals are not so important, so he selectively skipped it.

All the dishes were ready, the three of Duan Ze didn't rest their hands, and walked out of the kitchen happily carrying all the dishes.Then it was embarrassing to find that there was no table.

"What should I do?"

"Let's eat squatting? Anyway, the food is so delicious, it must be delicious squatting."

"Where are the dishes?"

"On the ground."

Yi Feiran silently listened to the conversation between Duan Ze and Lin Pang slightly mentally retarded, and then brought the dishes back to the kitchen, and the three moved chairs around a small table in the kitchen to eat.Before anyone moved their chopsticks, there was a loud noise outside the kitchen.

"Bang! Bang! Crack! Crack! Crack!"

The three of you look at me, I look at you, it was Yi Feiran who spoke first:

"Has your cabinet collapsed?"

Yi Feiran was obviously asking Duan Ze to take a look at the situation, but Duan Ze and Lin Pang, who knew the situation, were on pins and needles and fell silent in a tacit understanding.

"Let's dance!"

Lin Pang was the first to break the embarrassment.

"Someone must be dancing upstairs, jumping and jumping with music playing, so it's very noisy, like an earthquake, yes! That's right."

"But isn't Duan Ze's house on the top floor?"

"..."

"..."

So the scene was even more embarrassing.

"Just treat it as an earthquake, please."

......

After eating, Yi Feiran, who has done a good job in cooking, naturally doesn't have to do the washing up.Instead of being alone with Yi Feiran, Lin Pang chose to wash the dishes under balance.Yi Feiran took out the textbook he brought, and did his homework, and the meal passed without any risk.But after that day, Duan Ze came to an experience: he would rather be demerited than have dinner with Yi Feiran.

The two-day weekend is neither long nor short, thrilling on Saturday and calm on Sunday.As a result, Duanze found that some homework was missed on Monday, but at least he is in college, so he wouldn't be fined to stand, but he just needs to stay after school to complete the homework in his spare time.Duan Ze wanted to use a computer to make a ppt, and with the spirit of "I can't be alone", Duan Ze successfully used the computer as an excuse to trick Lin Pang over.

"No, this is my computer."

"Thank you, I'll treat you to dinner later."

With the next meal guaranteed, Lin Pang was very willing to sit next to Duan Ze and wait for dinner.

"By the way, how did Li Han and Yi Feiran deal with them?"

"He said that Li Xuanli's attitude is sincere, so the student union gave a demerit penalty, but did not report it. The second is to compensate Cai Ruoxue for her losses and apologize in private."

"Oh, that means only a few of us know about them?"

"you can say it this way."

"That's okay, she's a girl after all. I didn't expect the president to be quite human."

The two were chatting happily, but a person walked in at the door of the classroom. He knocked on the door politely to attract the attention of the two.

"Excuse me, is that student Duan Ze?"

The boy wears glasses and has very short hair. Because the lenses are too thick, Duan Ze can't make eye contact with him.

"What is wrong with me?"

"Well, I want to ask you for help."

Duan Ze almost sat up from his seat.

"What's wrong? What case? Is there blood? Is it serious?"

"Well, my cat is missing. I heard from my classmates that you are very good at finding things, so I want you to help me find the cat."

Duan Ze looked at himself from top to bottom

"Do I...look like a probe?"

Why do you come to me when you lose everything? ? ?

Lin Pang, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said:

"Why do I think you look familiar?"

"Huh... probably because I sometimes appear on the school newspaper."

"I remembered. You are Zhang Jin. You often write essays for the school newspaper. Our teacher even used your essays as an example."

The boy scratched his head shyly, but quickly realized that now was not the time to be embarrassed.

"Well, Duan Ze, have you considered it? Will you help me?"

"Take off your glasses and let me see."

Although Zhang Jing didn't understand Duan Ze's strange request, she still complied.

Hmm...Look at the eyes, very sincere.

"Okay. I'll take it over."

Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Cats have nine lives and can accumulate 63 pagodas, which is not a loss.