Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 96
Daniel is an excellent royal attendant. He is clever, good at observing words and demeanor, flattering and not greasy, and occasionally he can make a few fresh and refined flattery, or offer suggestions to relieve the pressure of His Majesty Simpson.
Most importantly, Daniel has a killer weapon——
He knew that His Majesty Simpson, who had a cold appearance, liked to eat desserts from the little hamster's house the most!
Whenever His Majesty is in a bad mood, Daniel will go to the little hamster's dessert shop far away from the palace, buy the cheesecake and cream puffs that His Majesty must order, and buy new desserts. Run to His Majesty Simpson and dedicate these desserts to His Majesty Simpson.
Although His Majesty frowned every time, with an expression of "how can a brain ax like me eat small snacks", and then opened his mouth to eat all the desserts.
After eating dessert, His Majesty will feel much better, and Daniel will be much more pleasing to the eye.
This is the key to Daniel standing out in the fierce competition in the workplace!
It is a secret that His Majesty loves desserts, so Daniel will not reveal it. Everyone thinks that he loves desserts.
This morning, His Majesty was not in a good mood. Daniel realized that this was an excellent time to gain favor with his boss. He hurriedly asked for leave and went to the little hamster's dessert shop to buy desserts. As a regular customer, Daniel also learned the news.
Little Hamster's Dessert Shop was closed for a week.
The shop owner is a young and handsome mantis spirit who is getting married.Why is the name of the dessert shop opened by Mantis Spirit called Little Hamster's Dessert Shop?
The hummingbird spirit who worked part-time told Daniel that it was because the owner had a crush on a hamster spirit.
Little Hamster's Dessert Shop.
The dessert shop of the little hamster, this dessert shop will become the home of the little hamster.
Look, the owner's wish finally came true.
Dennis, who had eaten his fill of dog food, carried desserts, and walked into His Majesty Simpson's bedroom, a magnificent palace with dark golden walls, scarlet carpets, and gorgeous corridors hung with portraits of emperors of all dynasties. Dennis walked for a while, and felt that the bedroom was extremely quiet today, as if all the waiters had been sent away.
When he reached the gate of the inner sanctum, Daniel was surprised to find that there were only four attendants standing at the gate waiting to be dispatched.
Although His Majesty Simpson does not like extravagance, the number of attendants in the palace is rare in history, but no matter how few, there are at least ten attendants at ordinary times. Could it be that the royal family is too poor to pay wages?
"Where's Amy?" After Daniel asked for leave, a raccoon cat demon named Amy took his place.
"Master Daniel, Your Majesty has ordered all the feline orcs to leave the bedroom." A little raccoon demon with eyesight answered his question. Seeing Daniel's confused look, the little raccoon demon whispered in a low voice: "Listen Said... there seems to be a catnip amateur in the bedroom."
The little raccoon monster's black grape-like eyes are bright, and when it comes to catnip lovers, it almost shines brightly.
Daniel understands the excitement of the little raccoon demon, because his mood is also excited. This is a catnip amateur, a rare national treasure-level amateur in 500 years. Although they are not feline orcs, they are not interested in catnip amateurs, but The people of the empire all have a hobby, which is to watch the daily life of the royal family and the family, especially the daily life of those great figures in their childhood.
His Majesty Simpson's live broadcast screen recording when he was a child has a very high click-through rate on the official website.
#小雪球Playing Ball#
#小雪球eat cake#
#Little Snowball Running and Falling#
For big shots, these videos can shorten the distance between themselves and the public. For ordinary monsters, these videos can satisfy their curiosity, especially for a monster with a delicate mind and a flexible mind like Daniel, who can also discover the secrets of the supernatural powers. The way to become a prince, for example, Daniel knew that His Majesty liked desserts very much since he was a child...
One of the most clicked videos on the royal family's official website is the dreamy video of Emperor Garfield, Prince Andrew, and Earl Harrison turning into prototypes and rolling around after inhaling pheromones.
The chubby Garfield, the glossy British short and the lively American short gather to suck catnip pheromones. Their cute looks make people want to buy a Garfield Great and take them home to smoke.
The reason why there is such a video is because the catnip amateur appeared, and there was a gap of 900 years between the last catnip amateur. The long time made all the catnip amateurs wait for it. After finally waiting for the catnip amateur, Garfield had to When the emperor was happy, he started a live broadcast, with the intention of showing off to the world his dream of smoking catnip pheromones.
Unexpectedly, the world sucked the emperor so drunk that he dreamed of death.
If it is really a catnip amateur, will the personal homepage about His Majesty Simpson on the official website of the royal family be updated?
For example #你的大雪球病appears# and the like.
Dennis felt that he really had the guts of a bear, and wanted to suck His Majesty Simpson. If the big snowball really appeared in front of him, I'm afraid his first reaction would not be cute, but the fear of facing an avalanche.
Daniel shook off the random thoughts in his mind, and looked at the door with some embarrassment. Although the door was here, he didn't dare to open it. Who knows what a catnip amateur and a feline orc are doing in the room.
For example, hold up your little hands for a kiss, hold your little feet up and smell them, or play a small game of chasing me, and if you catch me, I will give you a sniff.
Dennis, who was too imaginative, made up the scene of "the domineering emperor fell in love with me". His Majesty Simpson grabbed the plain man's sleeve, and the sleeve stuck to his face intoxicated. He took a deep breath, and his tiger ears trembled. , the tiger's tail swayed wildly like a wild bee, and in the fragrant palace, the silver-like laughter of amateurs sounded from time to time, as well as His Majesty Simpson's sonorous "beauties don't run away".
The little raccoon demon looked at the wretched yet psychedelic smile on Daniel's face, and silently took a step back.
*
Baitang walked out of the secret passage, ready to take a close look at the tiger's lair. The bedroom where Simpson lived was decorated by the emperors of the past. Simpson didn't like luxury, so he didn't redecorate it according to his own preferences. The bedroom still retained its original splendor.
Although the main color is milky white, the wallpapers and carpets are rich in color, and the walls are inlaid with various precious metals, beautiful jade and precious wood, which looks rich and colorful.
At first glance, it may feel too bright, and the red and gold colors are too overwhelming, making the main white color appear to have no sense of existence. After a few more glances, you will find that the colors are quite coordinated. Although the wallpaper and floor are gaudy, most of the furniture is heavy. The wood has smooth and elegant lines, and the carvings are meticulous, suppressing the overall brilliance, revealing a profound heritage and graceful atmosphere.
Baitang felt that this style looked familiar. He thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered the pope he met in the first fast-traveling world he experienced. The pope's bedroom also had such a magnificent style, with stories from the Bible depicted on the walls. The whole bedroom is like a gleaming bible, and every outfit says "I am very expensive", "I believe in the God of Light", "I am super expensive".
The Pope's dressing style is also very similar to Simpson's. Simpson is wearing a gold-rimmed imperial robe with a red background, and the Pope is wearing a gold and silver robe studded with jewels. The standing posture and the arc of the raised jaw of the two seem to be exactly the same.
Those details that Baitang thought he had forgotten long ago suddenly appeared clearly in front of him at this moment.
If I had to say something different, then the pope didn't blush at every turn and set up a small tent... Hey, no, the pope wore a mask, his long golden hair covered his ears, and the costumes of the Holy See were thick and cumbersome, with a small waist They were all dressed to the waist of a bucket, even if the pope put up a small tent with a red face, Bai Tang would not be able to see it.
The system pondered: "It does look a bit like it." It flipped out the memory, wanting to go back and see what the Pope looked like, but because it flipped too fast, both the Hierarch and the Angel of Hell were flipped out.
Three masked faces, but the exposed eyes are exactly the same.
The system was surprised by its own discovery. It silently found the images of Su Siyuan and Su Xiansheng based on the principles of bold assumptions and careful verification. It adjusted the faces of these five people to the same size, and then superimposed them together to see the exact same eyes. .
system:"……!!!"
The system hurriedly told Baitang about this important discovery, and together they were messed up in the wind.
So... "Mr. Su" actually appeared very early?Who is he, and what is the purpose of appearing beside him?Why does "Mr. Su" lose his memory in every world?
Baitang seems to have never understood "Mr. Su". They used to have the closest relationship and the most in-depth physical contact. However, when the bodies blended with each other, the souls hidden in the bodies never communicated.
Baitang doesn't know the secret of "Mr. Su", but when will he reveal all his secrets?
He once wanted to tell all this to his lover next to his pillow, telling him that he does not belong to this world. Although the tasker is not allowed to reveal the existence of the main god space, he can make some secret remarks, blur the specific words, The truth of the source is revealed to the other party.
But when the words came to his mouth, they were always swallowed silently. Perhaps the flashing light in his eyes was the fleeting brilliance of his soul.
Simpson realized that Baitang hadn't kept up with him, so he turned his head and saw the dazed expression on Baitang's face. His eyes met, the dark green pupils gradually returned to focus, and his probing and confused eyes fell on Simpson's face. superior.
Seeing this, Simpson couldn't help but wonder if flowers bloomed on his face, "Tangtang?"
Baitang stood motionless on the spot.
This made Simpson very flustered. In the almost stagnant atmosphere, Simpson's first reaction was that there was something wrong with his appearance; It was those novels that were extremely inconsistent with his status that were accidentally exposed.
His Majesty Simpson raised the first-level alarm, quickly issued a red alert, and looked around with flickering eyes, completely exposing his hiding place.
As a system with strong investigative capabilities, the mood is complicated: "Behind the oil painting hanging on the wall on the left... there is a cat scratching board hidden."
"There's a cat teaser stuffed under the rug."
"Oh, the "General History of the Empire" at the bottom of the first shelf is actually an online novel in disguise."
"Huh? The author's name looks familiar."
"Who came up with the insane name 'I want to release pigeons today'?!↓
Most importantly, Daniel has a killer weapon——
He knew that His Majesty Simpson, who had a cold appearance, liked to eat desserts from the little hamster's house the most!
Whenever His Majesty is in a bad mood, Daniel will go to the little hamster's dessert shop far away from the palace, buy the cheesecake and cream puffs that His Majesty must order, and buy new desserts. Run to His Majesty Simpson and dedicate these desserts to His Majesty Simpson.
Although His Majesty frowned every time, with an expression of "how can a brain ax like me eat small snacks", and then opened his mouth to eat all the desserts.
After eating dessert, His Majesty will feel much better, and Daniel will be much more pleasing to the eye.
This is the key to Daniel standing out in the fierce competition in the workplace!
It is a secret that His Majesty loves desserts, so Daniel will not reveal it. Everyone thinks that he loves desserts.
This morning, His Majesty was not in a good mood. Daniel realized that this was an excellent time to gain favor with his boss. He hurriedly asked for leave and went to the little hamster's dessert shop to buy desserts. As a regular customer, Daniel also learned the news.
Little Hamster's Dessert Shop was closed for a week.
The shop owner is a young and handsome mantis spirit who is getting married.Why is the name of the dessert shop opened by Mantis Spirit called Little Hamster's Dessert Shop?
The hummingbird spirit who worked part-time told Daniel that it was because the owner had a crush on a hamster spirit.
Little Hamster's Dessert Shop.
The dessert shop of the little hamster, this dessert shop will become the home of the little hamster.
Look, the owner's wish finally came true.
Dennis, who had eaten his fill of dog food, carried desserts, and walked into His Majesty Simpson's bedroom, a magnificent palace with dark golden walls, scarlet carpets, and gorgeous corridors hung with portraits of emperors of all dynasties. Dennis walked for a while, and felt that the bedroom was extremely quiet today, as if all the waiters had been sent away.
When he reached the gate of the inner sanctum, Daniel was surprised to find that there were only four attendants standing at the gate waiting to be dispatched.
Although His Majesty Simpson does not like extravagance, the number of attendants in the palace is rare in history, but no matter how few, there are at least ten attendants at ordinary times. Could it be that the royal family is too poor to pay wages?
"Where's Amy?" After Daniel asked for leave, a raccoon cat demon named Amy took his place.
"Master Daniel, Your Majesty has ordered all the feline orcs to leave the bedroom." A little raccoon demon with eyesight answered his question. Seeing Daniel's confused look, the little raccoon demon whispered in a low voice: "Listen Said... there seems to be a catnip amateur in the bedroom."
The little raccoon monster's black grape-like eyes are bright, and when it comes to catnip lovers, it almost shines brightly.
Daniel understands the excitement of the little raccoon demon, because his mood is also excited. This is a catnip amateur, a rare national treasure-level amateur in 500 years. Although they are not feline orcs, they are not interested in catnip amateurs, but The people of the empire all have a hobby, which is to watch the daily life of the royal family and the family, especially the daily life of those great figures in their childhood.
His Majesty Simpson's live broadcast screen recording when he was a child has a very high click-through rate on the official website.
#小雪球Playing Ball#
#小雪球eat cake#
#Little Snowball Running and Falling#
For big shots, these videos can shorten the distance between themselves and the public. For ordinary monsters, these videos can satisfy their curiosity, especially for a monster with a delicate mind and a flexible mind like Daniel, who can also discover the secrets of the supernatural powers. The way to become a prince, for example, Daniel knew that His Majesty liked desserts very much since he was a child...
One of the most clicked videos on the royal family's official website is the dreamy video of Emperor Garfield, Prince Andrew, and Earl Harrison turning into prototypes and rolling around after inhaling pheromones.
The chubby Garfield, the glossy British short and the lively American short gather to suck catnip pheromones. Their cute looks make people want to buy a Garfield Great and take them home to smoke.
The reason why there is such a video is because the catnip amateur appeared, and there was a gap of 900 years between the last catnip amateur. The long time made all the catnip amateurs wait for it. After finally waiting for the catnip amateur, Garfield had to When the emperor was happy, he started a live broadcast, with the intention of showing off to the world his dream of smoking catnip pheromones.
Unexpectedly, the world sucked the emperor so drunk that he dreamed of death.
If it is really a catnip amateur, will the personal homepage about His Majesty Simpson on the official website of the royal family be updated?
For example #你的大雪球病appears# and the like.
Dennis felt that he really had the guts of a bear, and wanted to suck His Majesty Simpson. If the big snowball really appeared in front of him, I'm afraid his first reaction would not be cute, but the fear of facing an avalanche.
Daniel shook off the random thoughts in his mind, and looked at the door with some embarrassment. Although the door was here, he didn't dare to open it. Who knows what a catnip amateur and a feline orc are doing in the room.
For example, hold up your little hands for a kiss, hold your little feet up and smell them, or play a small game of chasing me, and if you catch me, I will give you a sniff.
Dennis, who was too imaginative, made up the scene of "the domineering emperor fell in love with me". His Majesty Simpson grabbed the plain man's sleeve, and the sleeve stuck to his face intoxicated. He took a deep breath, and his tiger ears trembled. , the tiger's tail swayed wildly like a wild bee, and in the fragrant palace, the silver-like laughter of amateurs sounded from time to time, as well as His Majesty Simpson's sonorous "beauties don't run away".
The little raccoon demon looked at the wretched yet psychedelic smile on Daniel's face, and silently took a step back.
*
Baitang walked out of the secret passage, ready to take a close look at the tiger's lair. The bedroom where Simpson lived was decorated by the emperors of the past. Simpson didn't like luxury, so he didn't redecorate it according to his own preferences. The bedroom still retained its original splendor.
Although the main color is milky white, the wallpapers and carpets are rich in color, and the walls are inlaid with various precious metals, beautiful jade and precious wood, which looks rich and colorful.
At first glance, it may feel too bright, and the red and gold colors are too overwhelming, making the main white color appear to have no sense of existence. After a few more glances, you will find that the colors are quite coordinated. Although the wallpaper and floor are gaudy, most of the furniture is heavy. The wood has smooth and elegant lines, and the carvings are meticulous, suppressing the overall brilliance, revealing a profound heritage and graceful atmosphere.
Baitang felt that this style looked familiar. He thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered the pope he met in the first fast-traveling world he experienced. The pope's bedroom also had such a magnificent style, with stories from the Bible depicted on the walls. The whole bedroom is like a gleaming bible, and every outfit says "I am very expensive", "I believe in the God of Light", "I am super expensive".
The Pope's dressing style is also very similar to Simpson's. Simpson is wearing a gold-rimmed imperial robe with a red background, and the Pope is wearing a gold and silver robe studded with jewels. The standing posture and the arc of the raised jaw of the two seem to be exactly the same.
Those details that Baitang thought he had forgotten long ago suddenly appeared clearly in front of him at this moment.
If I had to say something different, then the pope didn't blush at every turn and set up a small tent... Hey, no, the pope wore a mask, his long golden hair covered his ears, and the costumes of the Holy See were thick and cumbersome, with a small waist They were all dressed to the waist of a bucket, even if the pope put up a small tent with a red face, Bai Tang would not be able to see it.
The system pondered: "It does look a bit like it." It flipped out the memory, wanting to go back and see what the Pope looked like, but because it flipped too fast, both the Hierarch and the Angel of Hell were flipped out.
Three masked faces, but the exposed eyes are exactly the same.
The system was surprised by its own discovery. It silently found the images of Su Siyuan and Su Xiansheng based on the principles of bold assumptions and careful verification. It adjusted the faces of these five people to the same size, and then superimposed them together to see the exact same eyes. .
system:"……!!!"
The system hurriedly told Baitang about this important discovery, and together they were messed up in the wind.
So... "Mr. Su" actually appeared very early?Who is he, and what is the purpose of appearing beside him?Why does "Mr. Su" lose his memory in every world?
Baitang seems to have never understood "Mr. Su". They used to have the closest relationship and the most in-depth physical contact. However, when the bodies blended with each other, the souls hidden in the bodies never communicated.
Baitang doesn't know the secret of "Mr. Su", but when will he reveal all his secrets?
He once wanted to tell all this to his lover next to his pillow, telling him that he does not belong to this world. Although the tasker is not allowed to reveal the existence of the main god space, he can make some secret remarks, blur the specific words, The truth of the source is revealed to the other party.
But when the words came to his mouth, they were always swallowed silently. Perhaps the flashing light in his eyes was the fleeting brilliance of his soul.
Simpson realized that Baitang hadn't kept up with him, so he turned his head and saw the dazed expression on Baitang's face. His eyes met, the dark green pupils gradually returned to focus, and his probing and confused eyes fell on Simpson's face. superior.
Seeing this, Simpson couldn't help but wonder if flowers bloomed on his face, "Tangtang?"
Baitang stood motionless on the spot.
This made Simpson very flustered. In the almost stagnant atmosphere, Simpson's first reaction was that there was something wrong with his appearance; It was those novels that were extremely inconsistent with his status that were accidentally exposed.
His Majesty Simpson raised the first-level alarm, quickly issued a red alert, and looked around with flickering eyes, completely exposing his hiding place.
As a system with strong investigative capabilities, the mood is complicated: "Behind the oil painting hanging on the wall on the left... there is a cat scratching board hidden."
"There's a cat teaser stuffed under the rug."
"Oh, the "General History of the Empire" at the bottom of the first shelf is actually an online novel in disguise."
"Huh? The author's name looks familiar."
"Who came up with the insane name 'I want to release pigeons today'?!↓
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