Every time the system uttered a word, Baitang's expression became more complicated. He stared at Simpson in front of him, feeling in a daze that he saw the stupid son of the landlord's family. Yes, Baitang sighed slowly in his heart.

Ugh.

Thousands of words turned into helpless sighs, Baitang adjusted his expression, and said to the anxious Simpson: "Your Majesty Xueqiu, I just didn't expect that the style of the bedroom is completely opposite to your majesty's temperament."

Simpson: "...Huh?! Is that so?"

Realizing that he didn't overturn, Simpson heaved a sigh of relief, and his tense nerves relaxed. At this moment, he didn't understand what Baitang said at all, and the big white tiger in his heart gasped as if he had escaped from the sky.

After a while, Simpson played back Baitang's words again, and only slowly realized Baitang's meaning.

So does he still have temperament in Baitang's heart? !

The big white tiger that collapsed on the ground instantly revived with full blood, wagging its tail excitedly.

"Tangtang, what do you think... what is my temperament?" Simpson's question was filled with a shyness of a young daughter-in-law.

Baitang's eyes swept over Simpson's red earlobes, sparkling eyes and slightly moving Adam's apple.

What temperament?

The silly son of the landlord's family who can have fun all day by eating popping candy.

Although I think so in my heart, these sincere words cannot be uttered directly by a hypocritical adult. They need to be processed artistically to express their opinions in a tactful and melodious way: "When your majesty is majestic, it is as cold as ice, and when you are peaceful, it is pure white like snow."

It looks like a piece of ice when it's pretending, but in fact it doesn't take much effort to tease it, Baitang doesn't even need to release sparks, Simpson can heat himself up to melt.

Normally, he looks upright and honest like a blank sheet of paper, but in fact his head is full of yellow waste, and he sets up a small tent at every turn... Well, in actual combat, it should be as pure as snow.

Hearing Baitang's comment, Simpson was overjoyed, his tail was almost up to the sky, and he felt that he had established a good image with the demon in his heart.

A good first impression is the beginning of a relationship!

Simpson almost drifted away, he quickly corrected his attitude, and silently said in his heart that pride makes people regress, but the joy on his face could not be concealed at all, Simpson held his head high and walked briskly, leading Baitang to the outer hall.

The outer hall was where Simpson entertained guests and friends.

As soon as the door opened, Simpson met Daniel, who was carrying a dessert bag.

Simpson's nose twitched, being aroused by the familiar scent.

Under the strong smell of ecstasy, Simpson can still smell the dessert, which may be true love.

Simpson looked at Daniel's hand reflexively, and witnessed the whole process of the dessert bag slipping from the palm of his hand.

Do not! ! !

The big white tiger in his heart shouted in horror, but the emperor's demeanor blocked its Erkang claws.

Clap, this is the sound of the bag falling to the ground, and the sweet and soft desserts are scattered all over the floor.

The big white tiger's heart also shattered, it tremblingly looked at Daniel with tears in its eyes, and found that Daniel was staring blankly at Baitang.

Not only Daniel, but the ten attendants at the door also looked straight at him. They are not feline orcs, they can't smell the scent of ecstasy, and they are not tempted by the smell. However, Baitang's appearance itself is a powerful lethal weapon. From the elderly in their eighties to the children as young as three years old, none of them were spared.

Only then did Simpson realize that his act of dismissing the feline orcs was meaningless, because——

The world is full of rivals!

Simpson, who had a strong sense of crisis, looked at Baitang nervously. Because he was afraid of setting up a small tent, Simpson did not dare to look at Baitang's whole face when he was with Baitang.

Look at the mouth, look at the nose, at this moment when Simpson looked at Baitang from a close distance, even though he was ready, he couldn't help but suffocate.

The double attack of appearance and color made the big white tiger quickly set up a small tent to resist the attack.

Fortunately, the imperial robes were thick and covered the small tent tightly.

"Tangtang, let's sit in the outer hall for a while, and Anthony from the research institute will come over to deal with your body odor." Simpson pretended to be calm: "The catnip amateurs of all ages will wear suppressors, which can prevent you from deodorant. Some weak-willed feline orcs go wild and do bad things to catnip amateurs."

System: "He was mosaiced."

Baitang: "Yes, he is hard."

Simpson, who thought he was cheating, led Baitang to the outer hall, and said to Daniel a little aggrieved before leaving, "Be careful when you carry things."

Handy, I dropped my little dessert.

Sniffing softly, His Majesty Simpson had a solemn expression again, his back was straight, and every step he took was as precise as measured by a ruler, His Majesty Simpson, who was walking with wind, thought in his heart, although the dessert is gone , but Baitang is still there, Baitang is a giant dessert, although it can't be eaten yet, just smelling the taste can satisfy the big white tiger.

Simpson and Baitang sat down, the attendants brought tea and pastries, Baitang picked up the teacup, and blew lightly on the hot water, the curling smoke diffused, blurring the charming charm between the eyebrows and eyes .

The dark green pupils seemed to be wet by water vapor, shimmering under the water mist, and looking into these eyes, Simpson's heartbeat accelerated unconsciously.

"Your Majesty, I suddenly want to eat cheesecake and cream puffs." Baitang said softly, taking a sip of black tea.

When the dessert bag hit the ground just now, Baitang saw Simpson's heartbroken expression. He could tell with his toes that this big cat wanted dessert very much, so he prepared to feed a wave of big cats.

When the dessert came, Baitang said that he couldn't finish it, this cheesecake was delicious, why not try it, so Simpson said no, but took the cake faster than anyone else, and started to eat happily.

Although it is not as delicious as the dessert of the little hamster's house, it tastes very good.

His Majesty Simpson, who was in a good mood after eating, also talked more. He chatted with Bai Tang about the upcoming Anthony.

Anthony is a nudibranch monster. The nudibranch is a famous race that breaks the shame in the world. This race has no sense of integrity. Everyone is hermaphrodite and loves group sex. The sex lasts for hours or even days.

However, Anthony is a strange species among sea hares. He is frigid, not only himself is frigid, but he also wants to make the whole race frigid.

In order to realize this ideal, Anthony worked hard and became an academician of the Academy at a young age, with outstanding achievements in the field of "abstinence".

Anthony is also the person in charge of the "Catnip Amateur Suppressor Transformation" project, which has improved the suppressor's ability to cover odors, and claims to be able to cover 100% of body odor.

However, a small number of feline orcs secretly reject this upgraded version of the suppressor. The old version of the suppressor cannot 100% cover the smell, and it will overflow with a faint fragrance of amateurs. This is a benefit, why should it be wiped out? !

Only when catnip amateurs and feline orcs combine, the smell on their bodies will not disappear, it cannot be said to disappear, it can only be smelled by their partners.

So while the catnip amateur is not yet married, one more sip is enough, knowing that you can't marry a catnip amateur, is it okay to smell it?

To this Anthony, the ascetic, coldly said no, and because of this, he was hostile to many feline orcs.

"Your Majesty Xueqiu, do you agree with Anthony's actions?" Baitang asked.

Simpson was stuck for a moment, he was a supporter of welfare theory, and expressed his heartache for Anthony's insane abstinence remarks, but naturally he couldn't say that in front of Baitang.

After all, he is...His Majesty Snowball with a temperament as pure as snow.

The big white tiger in his heart covered his face shyly.

Although Baitang could guess most of Simpson's thoughts, he couldn't hear Simpson's shameless voice, so Baitang could still calmly say: "Actually, I support Anthony's point of view."

Simpson was puzzled when he heard Baitang softly say: "If I become a partner with Your Majesty, I hope that only Your Majesty can smell me, Your Majesty, do you think so?"

The heartbeat suddenly missed a beat.

The originally steadfast welfare faction changed their views in an instant, and Simpson said loudly: "Yes! I very much agree with Academician Anthony's views!"

Anthony, who had just stepped in with his front foot, retracted his foot silently, wondering if he had gone to the wrong place.

Anthony looks beautiful, like a shelved white porcelain, he always wears a high collar, buttoned to the top one, and wears white gloves, as if he doesn't want to expose any skin to outsiders.

He hates sex, hates sex, love.

However, the moment he saw Baitang, he actually had some understanding of those orcs who were full of "sensuality".

Because such stunning beauty will indeed arouse the desire deep in my heart.

Absence is a momentary thing, Anthony's expression is well managed, and the next moment is the appearance of Gaolinghua, "Your Majesty Simpson, good day."

Simpson nodded, and said to Baitang: "This is Academician Anthony." Then he introduced Baitang to Anthony.

Anthony didn't like nonsense, so he directly took out the suppressor and helped Baitang put it on. The suppressor was in the shape of an ear stud, and when placed on the earlobe, the ear piercing could be done painlessly.

The diamond-like stud earrings are worn on the snow-white earlobe, reflecting the bright light.

Because the suppressor was already on Baitang's ear, the system defaulted that it was Baitang's prop, and the prompt sound of the prop also rang in Baitang's ear.

? "Suppressor."

"Level: Silver Level."

"Origin: Advanced Plane."

"Equipment type: suppression props."

"Material: Unknown."

"Weight: 1 grams."

"Usage effect: 100% suppresses the body odor of catnip savants. (The creator Anthony hopes that sea hares all over the world will stop exuding the smell of turmoil. The first step to clean the air may start with suppressing the smell of catnip savants)"

"Restrictions: Weaken the inhibitory effect on gold-level props (Anthony never thought that Baitang was a fake catnip amateur)"

Simpson thought that the suppressor could 100% suppress the fragrance of Baitang's body. Although he felt a little regretful, but thinking about it another way, he wouldn't have to work hard to set up the tent, so Simpson took a deep breath with confidence.

……

The small tent was set up tremblingly.

Simpson: "???"

Simpson: "There's still a scent of white tangerines in the air."

Anthony: "...!?"

Anthony feels that his authority has been challenged↓

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like