Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

There is a freshly baked catnip amateur in front of him. The other party is beautiful, powerful, and smells good. He is unemployed and single. As a big cat with a spring heart, it is difficult for Simpson to be a Liu Xiahui. If you don’t set up a small tent, you will be happy. His last stubbornness.

Simpson recalled the attitudes of successive emperors towards catnip amateurs. Most of them were enthusiastic and reserved, and they would not be so enthusiastic that they would scare people away and make catnip amateurs feel a sense of belonging to the empire.

Houses, cars, and jobs are all available for you to choose from. Catnip lovers only need to provide a little deodorant every month and let the research institute produce pheromones.

As for the issue of helping the feline orcs overcome the catastrophe, the major families of the feline orcs will compete for splendor, and the Eight Immortals will show their magical powers, so there is naturally a way to invite catnip amateurs to help.

So now is the time to show the welfare of the empire?Leaving aside the house and car, the job...

Empress understand?

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Sun Aozhou and Zang Ruihuan squatted in the sandpit and built sand castles with their buttocks pouted.

Such a naive activity sounds like a game that little cubs like to play, but the monsters playing this game are the two rulers of the rabbit cat family and the Tibetan fox family.

The Rabbit Man Sun family and the Tibetan Fox Tibetan family are well-known in this world. They are famous not because of their military strength, financial resources, or intelligence, but because of their appearance!With his unique appearance and temperament, he made his way out among the cat clan and fox clan full of beauties.

Speaking of emoticons, who can forget the manul?

It is the most ball-shaped cat among all cats!The whole body is fluffy, obviously a thin person, but the soft and dense hair creates the illusion of a fat person.

The fur on the cat's belly is twice as thick as that on the back, the face is wide, the legs are short, the legs are big, the butt is big, the ears are short and wide, with rounded tips, which look very easy to pinch.

Having said all that, it sounds like there is nothing special about the mantle besides being round.Yes, if the cat's fat face didn't have so many ever-changing, evil, charming, cruel, domineering expressions, it wouldn't be popular in the cat world with its emojis.

Just like at this moment, Sun Aozhou was squatting in the sand dunes with a big belly, and a bee demon buzzed into the sand pile of the bosses, preparing to report the latest news to Sun Aozhou, but he saw the calm and pretentious The old rabbit mantle squinted his eyes, and stared at him like a knife.

It seems that the dissatisfaction was interrupted by the bee goblin, and the next second the bee goblin will apologize with death.

The bee goblin was so frightened that she forgot to flap her wings, and fell into the sandpit, trembling.

Sun Aozhou knew at a glance that his face had frightened others again.

But what can he do?He is also very desperate. He is obviously a fat old man with a gentle personality, a good temper, and likes to tease his grandchildren. Cubs will cry loudly, hiccupping in fear.

Zang Ruihuan at the side saw the plight of his old friend, shook off the sand from his hands, then walked up to the crying little bee goblin, helped up the little goblin with limp hands, feet, feet, and wings, and comforted him with ease: "Don't be afraid!" I'm afraid, that old monster Sun Aozhou has a vicious look to everyone, and there is such a stinky expression in the womb, and he didn't target you."

"Are you right, Sun Jiji?" Zang Ruihuan raised his head to look at Sun Aozhou, and called out his nickname, but no matter how he looked at his face, there seemed to be a trace of contempt and humor.

As another Tibetan fox that is famous all over the world for its emojis, its face is square and long, with two long squinting eyes, a big black nose, and a small cherry mouth. Its whole face is full of contempt and contempt Compassionate and funny, especially the head-to-body ratio is like a big-headed son. The huge head magnifies the compassionate and ethereal temperament.

Sun Aozhou always felt that he was being looked down upon: "..."

Zang Ruihuan, who felt that his old friend was going to violently beat someone in the next second: "..."

The little bee monster shudders in the middle of a funny, angry meme.

The two emoji contestants fought with each other, and after feeling that they were evenly matched, they died down, and pointed their spearheads at the bee goblin who was surviving in the cracks.

"What did you want to say before?" Zang Ruihuan asked.

Goblin Bee: "...Hey!" Although she was very nervous, this did not affect her fast speech speed in the slightest: "Report! There seems to be a catnip amateur in the catnip castle, and the smell of catnip amateurs has made people outside the castle A large number of feline orcs lost their minds, and when the feline orcs were agitated collectively, His Majesty Simpson appeared, and he entered the castle..."

At the same time, similar news spread to the major families.

Leopards, cheetahs, caracals, cats, ocelots, lynxes... The patriarchs of the major families were alarmed, and reporters such as butterflies, flies, and bees swarmed forward, desperately trying to get to the catnip castle and win the first prize. According to mobile news, on the star network, the news that catnip amateurs appeared in the catnip castle became popular on the Internet.

The entire empire was shaken by this news.

And the sensational protagonist, Baitang, is still in the catnip castle... happily teasing the cat.

"Baitang, do you have any career you want to pursue in the future?" Simpson asked. He and Baitang had been bumping into each other for a long time, and his attitude was finally a little more open. He still can't muster up the courage to look directly into Baitang's eyes, but this is considered a big improvement.

"What do you want to do? Your Majesty Simpson, I don't know what kind of career I am suitable for. Do you have any recommendations?" Bai Tang lightly threw this question to Simpson. He wanted to be a professional tribulation master, but this His identity in the world is a catnip amateur, and he cannot be easily dismantled.

Simpson didn't answer Baitang's question right away, he hesitated for a while, and whispered: "Baitang, I hope you don't use honorific names to me, we are not a monarch or subject, you can treat me as your friend, between friends Don't call him 'Your Majesty' or 'You', just call him by your name." After speaking, the round tiger ears trembled unconsciously.

Yo, not bad, I finally got the hang of it, and I know how to get closer.

Baitang looked at Simpson with admiration, as if a parent is pleased to see their unworthy child finally studying hard.

Simpson: "..."

It seems weird?

Before Simpson could react, he saw the young man in front of him frowned, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, if I call you Simpson, do you want to change your address too?"

Simpson was stuck for a moment, thinking about what he should call Baitang.

Dear, dear?

Queen?

Or... baby?

Simpson's expression was ever-changing, from blushing to self-reproaching, all kinds of shameful names went around in his mind, but he didn't dare to say any of them.

Seeing that Simpson was hesitant and actually speechless, Baitang helped the troubled big cat to make a decision: "How is Tangtang?" He said the name in a joking tone.

When Simpson heard this title, his eyes lit up, and the tiger ears hanging in his hair stood up energetically, expressing his love for this new title.

I really like it very much, this new name sounds so sweet to my heart, Tangtang, Tangtang...

If you call it a few times, your teeth may be sweetened.

The big white tiger in his heart screamed "Tangtang", so the sky began to rain candies, and the colorful candies with sweet fragrance fell down, drowning the big white tiger with happiness.

Simpson was obviously eager to try this title, and wished he could call it dozens of times on the spot, but when his tongue touched the roof of his mouth, he hesitated, wanting to run away.

After all, Simpson has never called a person so affectionately for a big white tiger that has always shown his aloofness to the public. Even though the nosebleeds have already flowed and the small tent has been set up, the shy and reserved line of defense in his heart is still reluctant. breakthrough.

It doesn't matter if you don't break through, just turn on the fire, Baitang, who sees through everything, thinks without any pressure.

"Your Majesty thinks this title is too intimate, and the relationship between us alone is not enough to call it that?" The dark green pupils are like beautiful and fragile emeralds, which may be broken into pieces at any time, and the slender crow feathers slightly Trembling, the young man with black hair and white clothes lowered his head, a fragility flashed in his eyes.

In the last world, although Baitang's career focus was not on acting, he also took on some plays and honed his acting skills. He was also influenced by the great actor Su Xiansheng, and it was easy to perform a sad and disappointed expression.

System: "Pretentious."

Baitang: "A single dog like you won't understand my happiness."

System: "...Okay, as long as you are happy."

For the person I put on top of my heart, even if the other party frowned, there would be a sharp pain in the chest, not to mention the melancholy look of Baitang holding his heart, Simpson hastily denied: "No, that's not the case, you misunderstood By the way I mean..."

However, the person opposite still bowed his head and remained silent.

Simpson said in a hurry, "Tangtang!"

Finally heard the answer he wanted, the corners of his lips raised slightly, Baitang tried his best to hide his smile, when Baitang raised his eyes, he saw a big cat with a flushed face, that big cat was so shy that it almost dizzy Steaming, this shy little appearance made Baitang's spirit of teasing cats blazing.

Baitang smiled and said: "What did you say, Your Majesty?"

"...Tangtang." A voice as thin as a mosquito sounded, two simple words, the voice was gentle, and the pronunciation of the words was accurate, like a strong man slowly lifting a feather with all his strength.

That piece of feathers tickled Baitang's heart.

Bai Tang tilted his head and said innocently: "Your Majesty, what did you just say? It was too soft, I didn't hear clearly."

Simpson blushed, and obediently called out, "Tangtang."

If Simpson's parents saw this kind of cute appearance, they would probably be surprised, because Simpson, a little tiger, has been so arrogant since he was a child, let alone make him look down on you, just be quiet. Talking back can make Simpson's father and queen happy for a long time.

So one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female, Simpson's parents are two big white tigers, and three white tigers get together, which is the beginning of the chaos.

However, at this moment, the well-behaved big cat only appeared in front of Baitang, so well-behaved that Baitang really wanted to touch the other's head. Baitang folded his hands on his thighs, restraining his desire to lick the cat. Sitting in a dignified and elegant posture, without the slightest hint of agitation in his heart, Baitang said: "Your Majesty, you see, you called me the double word of my name, and the relationship between being able to call the other party like this is no longer just an ordinary friend, but ..."

He couldn't finish a sentence properly, and it ended at a place that made Simpson's heart itch.

but what?

His heart was full of pink bubbles, and Simpson, who was already agitated by the scent of Baitang, had his heart beating faster at this moment, eagerly waiting for the answer.

I only heard Bai Tang say slowly: "It's a good friend with a closer relationship, Your Majesty, I think we hit it off right away, just like bosom friends."

Simpson's heart was inexplicably empty. Although he was very happy when he heard the word "good friend", he always felt that something was missing. He felt that he should not stop at good friends. The big white tiger nodded obediently, and his brown eyes were full of Baitang. .

"Your Majesty, since you already call me Tangtang, I can't simply call you Simpson." Baitang said softly, "What do you think I should call you, Your Majesty?"

The young man in front of him frowned in embarrassment, a strand of snow-white hair hung on the bridge of his handsome nose, like falling snow drifting over a cliff, "I have a nickname..."

With a thin blush on his cheeks, Simpson said in a low voice, "It's called Snowball."

The little white tiger in its infancy is chubby and naive like a little snowball. When Simpson was very young, he was often called by his father and queen mother. But since the little white tiger was able to speak, He expressed his resistance to the name with an angry howl.

The empress frowned and said, "I can't just call you Simpson, it doesn't sound cute at all."

The little white tiger said unconvinced: "Since you don't think the name Simpson is cute, then you can change me to a cute name. Why do you insist on taking such a silly nickname?!"

The empress said softly: "Little Xueqiu, mother named you Simpson because Simpson symbolizes wisdom and strength, and mother called you the nickname Little Snowball because Little Snowball is very cute. The two are not incompatible. Conflict, in front of outsiders, you should have wisdom and strength, and in front of the closest people, you should have cuteness."

The little white tiger said unhappily: "I told you not to call me Little Xueqiu, I don't want to be cute!"

The gentle smile on the Empress's face gradually disappeared, and after losing the softness of the smile, a strong temperament gushed out from her bright face without any concealment, and she said expressionlessly: "I call you Little Xueqiu, you are Little Xueqiu. Jijiwaiwai one more nonsense, believe it or not I let you call Xiaoxuebing? Huh?"

The last hum shows the nature of the tigress.

The little white tiger sniffed pitifully, raised his little head to look at his father, and saw his respected father said righteously: "Jozina, you can't be so bossy, why do you have to be called Little Xueqiu?"

Before Xiaobaihu's moved expression could be revealed, his father said righteously: "Obviously Xiaobai sounds so nice."

Little White Tiger: "..."

"Snowball is really a lovely name, but calling it out in front of people may damage His Majesty's dignity. It seems that I can only call it secretly when there is no one around." Baitang winked at Simpson, "Your Majesty Snowball."

His Majesty Snowball turned into a strawberry-flavored cotton candy, and he also called out "Tangtang" softly. The two of them obviously only called each other's name, but it was as if they ate each other's candy, from the tip of their tongues to The bottom of my heart is filled with sweetness.

Baitang suddenly thought: "Speaking of my future career, I suddenly want to open a candy store, maybe a dessert shop, or an ice cream shop, whatever you want to sell, but it must be the kind of sweet products. "

Just like the marshmallows and candied haws that Su Siyuan gave him, and the cheesecake, puffs, and egg tarts that Su Xiansheng likes, Mr. Fox is addicted to sugar. After he quit the entertainment industry, he made all kinds of desserts at home.

Baitang doesn't eat human food, because his food is energy, if he eats human food, he needs to spend more energy to digest the food.

However, when Su's coquettish entanglement is really hard to get away, Baitang will politely eat a few mouthfuls of desserts, those sweetness that is just right for Su Xiansheng, if replaced by Baitang, the sweetness is a bit cloying up.

He took a bite, and his eyes were so sweet that he narrowed his eyes. At that time, Su Xiansheng was holding a plate of pastries, half of his face was sunk in the gentle sunlight, his eyelashes were dyed pale gold, and the eyes that looked over seemed to be smudged. A gentle warm golden color, "Tangtang, is it delicious?"

Who in my memory asked excitedly like that.

After taking a few bites of the cake, it seemed suddenly not so sweet and greasy, the taste was soft and greasy, and the sweetness of cheese spread, so sweet that Baitang couldn't help but nodded.

When Simpson heard Baitang's idea, he was stunned for a moment. Maybe it was because of being the emperor of the empire. The monsters he came into contact with all had lofty aspirations. No one had ever told him that his dream was to open a dessert shop. A class of occupations.

In fact, Simpson has a little secret. His Majesty the Emperor, who looks stable and reliable on the outside, actually likes sweet little cakes most.

The Adam's apple trembled slightly, and Simpson said seriously: "If you open a dessert shop, then I will definitely go to support it every day."

You see, it’s not because I like desserts that I go to the store to eat, but because I like you as a friend, I go to the dessert store to buy small cakes every day~

Simpson, convinced by his perfect rhetoric, thought happily.

Baitang glanced at Simpson.

Well, I still like to eat sweets.

After discussing career plans, Baitang and Simpson talked about accommodation again. Simpson really wanted to sell his bedroom, but it was the last bit of reserve and reason in his heart that stopped him.

Although you can't sell the bedroom palace, you can still recommend the residential area near the palace. Simpson thinks that he used his three-inch tongue to make Baitang fall in love with the nearby residential area. I can't wait to live together, but the surface is still very polite.

Simpson and Bai Tang chatted all morning without knowing it, and the reporters outside the catnip castle also waited all morning. The motivation for the reporters to wait was the mysterious catnip amateur in the castle.

Although the palace is heavily guarded and no one else is allowed to enter or leave at will, the aristocratic family has a privilege, which is to allow a small number of people in the aristocratic family to enter and leave the palace.

The number of people entering and leaving the palace is fixed, but there are no restrictions on who can enter and leave. Those reporters who came to interview occupy these places, and no one can tell who among them has received the instruction of the Patriarch.

The reason why everyone is so crazy is because the appearance of the catnip amateur is very real. If the catnip amateur was born in any other place instead of the palace, then the one who appeared in front of Baitang at this moment is Maoshan Maohai. Spectacular.

There will be countless cats lining up to watch him, each cat meowing sweetly and coquettishly, eager to be loved by Baitang.

All the feline orcs who have smelled the scent leaking from the catnip castle, pat their chests and guarantee that it is definitely the smell of catnip amateurs.

Just like catching mice and catching fish, it is easy for feline orcs to distinguish the taste of catnip amateurs.

Leonard looked at his companion Oliver with a very headache. Not long ago, Oliver was escorted and forcibly taken away by them like other feline orcs who smelled the smell and fell into madness.

Unexpectedly, the Cheetah family respectfully sent someone to pick up Oliver, and after Oliver was sent back to the catnip castle.It was only then that Leonard realized that his companion, who usually does not show his face, is very likely to be a person with status in the Cheetah family.

At this moment, this feline orc, who was probably a young master, was standing beside him, staring straight at the gate of Catnip Castle.

As a guard, Leonard felt that he was under a lot of pressure, and it was uncomfortable to have a time bomb beside him. If something really happened at that time, Oliver might be fine, and he would be thrown into the small dark room I can't get out.

"You've been staring at him for so long, aren't your eyes sore?" After all, he's a companion who has worked for so long. Although he doesn't know why the other party is doing this guard job that doesn't match his son, Leonard's attitude has not changed because of Oliver's change of identity. 180 degree turn.

Oliver still didn't blink his eyes, staring at the door intently. When Leonard thought that the other party would not answer him again, he heard a hoarse voice: "Sour."

Leonard: "???"

Oliver said: "But I can't bear to blink, for fear that the door will be opened in the next second. I can't miss every second of that adult's appearance."

Leonard: "..."

I don't really understand you feline orcs.

The young cheetah orc has a good appearance, and he seems to have opened up a chatterbox, talking to himself alone: ​​"I used to have no faith, and I thought everything was boring."

"The living environment is a pool of stagnant water. There is no passion, no motivation, no goal to strive for, and I don't even want to talk about love."

"Because the pool of stagnant water is filled with the same lifeless faces as mine, they are all the same, and everyone is the same."

"But it's different now. The pool of water finally boiled, because your lord boiled the whole ocean." Oliver was talking nonsense, things that Leonard couldn't understand.

"Oh..." Leonard said, "So you guys in the pond are all familiar?"

Oliver paused, and just about to say something, he heard the kangaroo spirit carelessly say, "Then how familiar are you, brother?"

Oliver kept silent, Leonard patted Oliver on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "No matter how familiar you are, don't burn your brains, you see that there are so many people outside the castle, this door will definitely not open .”

"Brother, let's think about it a little bit, as if one day you got a rare treasure, people all over the world are coveting that treasure. The door, will you open the door?" Leonard tried his best to persuade the young master to give up, in case something happened to the other party, he would have a hard time.

Oliver retorted: "If you don't come out for one day or two days, do you want to hide in the house for a lifetime?"

"You are stupid, the three caves of the cunning rabbit, don't catnip castles have other exits in the dark besides the open gate?"

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"Let's get out of here first." Simpson said to Baitang, "Don't go through the gate, the gate is full of wild bees and butterflies, it's hard to tear it off if you grab it."

Simpson was telling the truth. After all, not everyone has the strong self-control like him. Facing the fragrant Baitang, he can still suppress the desire in his heart and keep a safe distance from Baitang.

Catnip Castle has a passage leading directly to Simpson's bedroom. Simpson walked in front, and Baitang followed. They walked underground for more than ten minutes one after the other, and finally arrived at Simpson's bedroom.

Simpson told Baitang to stay in the underground passage first and not to come out immediately.Because the scent on Baitang's body was too strong, the feline orc with a sensitive nose could easily smell the difference.

Simpson first sent away all the feline orcs in the bedroom, and then ordered people to disperse the orcs around the catnip castle, "Just tell them, I will hold an interview meeting after a while, and I will ask you any questions. The quality of my sleep has been poor recently, and I can't sleep well when I hear the noise they are making, so let them leave as soon as possible, the sooner the better."

After ordering a lot of things, Simpson came to the bathroom, and after solving the problem of the small tent, he ran to find Baitang.

"Tangtang, but you can come out." A familiar musky scent wafted from His Majesty Simpson who opened the secret door.

Baitang couldn't help but be in↓