The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

Landing on the back of the head.

My eyes fell into darkness, and when I opened my eyes, I was in the middle of the bridge again.

But this time, the Meng's granny, whom I was already familiar with, did not appear at the bridgehead. Instead, there was only a mermaid-tailed guy who was about to die of dehydration.

The fishtail guy said to me, "Help me, save me, throw me back into the water, I'm going to die if I don't have any strength."

I rubbed over with a face full of pity, and regretfully told him that I, a weak woman who can't even resist air defense nuclear missiles, might not be able to handle a big fish boy like you, unless the one named "Wujo Satoru" who killed me It's about the same on the macho.

The mermaid was silent for a while, and then the best thing to do was to scoop up a little water from the bottom of the bridge for him. He was really thirsty.I said yes, and asked him what would be the benefit of doing so.

The other party thought for a while and said in a singing voice: "Well, kind Russian girl, as long as you help me tide over this difficulty, I can fulfill any of your wishes."

Hearing his promise, I happily jumped to the side of the pier to scoop up a ladle of water and poured it on the face of the mermaid, and when the mermaid asked me for my wish with a "come alive" expression, I didn't care. Said to him without hesitation:

"I want to taste the taste of a mermaid."

"..."

Then I ate the mermaid.

When I suddenly opened my eyes and clearly realized that everything that happened just now was all a dream, there was already a dull pain that could not be ignored from the back of my head where I kissed the ground intimately.

Fortunately, during the fall, Xia Youjie took out an "invisible" in his elf ball and circled me a little bit, otherwise, the result of my passionately rushing towards Mother Earth would not be the swollen hair inside A big bag the size of candied haws is so simple...

As for why you asked me why I couldn't land perfectly when I was caught by my brother's curse spirit, of course it was because I had a psychological shadow on that thing...

Feeling the soft and sticky mass on the soles of the feet but not being able to see the strange back of non-living things, even though I heard my brother tell me "don't move", I still rubbed my hands with goosebumps and subconsciously moved away from this transparent monster and moved to the side Jump--

After that, it stepped on the air neatly.

And then there will be the scene you see later.

"Xiaoyu, are you okay?"

"it hurts……"

"Fortunately, I caught up. Didn't I tell you to stay still?"

"Jay, I'm good..."

"How? Slow down."

"Hey!!"

In the bustling scene full of stars, my little hand was gently wrapped and held by the warm palm of my brother who rushed over, and my body was also supported by his other hand from the soft ground to sit firmly.

It wasn't until the little flying bird above my head stopped spinning that I was surprised to find that except for a small area at the back of the head, the rest of the body didn't feel much pain.

Neither an arm nor a leg was broken, not even a PP that broke into four pieces.On the contrary, the "Mother Earth", who inherited me, howled as I got up and rolled over.

and many more……

Why is this "Mother Earth" softer and warmer than imagined, and it can also scream "Aoao"?

I vaguely felt that something was wrong with my head that couldn't solve advanced math problems, and then I remembered to look down, and sure enough, there was some indifferent concrete floor on the ground. Come to the peaceful, warm and loving macho Baimao.

"How long are you going to sit? Get off me quickly!"

"?"

"Hey, don't move around! My waist, my waist wants to..."

"..."

what's the situation?

Are my eyes dazzled?

So when did this thing slide down under my body to act as a human cushion?

The premise is that he can be so kind?

"..."

But looking at Xia Youjie's way of watching the drama from the other side and laughing without saying a word, he tentatively knows what's going on.

After all, my brother is an invincible Pokémon master.

The invincible Pokémon master is able to rely on the various skills of the Pokémon to do whatever he wants.

"It hurts! It's too much, Jay!"

"Even if it's an emergency, you can't just take me down suddenly without saying hello?"

Slowly climbing down from someone who was smashed into cat cakes, just listening to such complaints from this person.

"My nose is going to be knocked off by this brat's head! Hey, hey, I can't forgive you if I ruin such a beautiful face!"

"#"

"You are the one who has the least right to complain, right? Wu." With a crossroads on his forehead, the black-haired DK restrained his expression.

Xia Youjie shaved the hair on the back of me and examined it carefully, while glaring at his best friend who was kicking his legs on the ground and losing his temper, he said:

"Couldn't you be more careful when you pick it up? Xiaoyu was knocked out by your sunglasses."

"Tsk, it's not safe."

Bai Mao curled his lips and turned his face arrogantly.

The pair of sunglasses on the bridge of his nose that were not damaged by heavy blows and looked very solid (expensive) were reflected by the sunlight that leaked through the treetops at this time, making him look like a majestic blind man.

"Besides, I was in a bad mood after the snack was taken away. I didn't pay attention and lost my strength... I just wanted to scare her a little bit, but I didn't mean it."

"Wu, my sister is an ordinary person, the premise that you wanted to attack her from the beginning was wrong."

"Huh? It's deceiving, she looks... huh? It's strange, it's really..."

At first, I was already pulled into the arms of Xia You, rubbing the yurt on my head lightly like a cat, shaking my head and giving up thinking as if I was sucking in fairy air, but when I heard the dialogue, I suddenly came back to my senses Come……

Yes.

I just couldn't see the behavior of the curse spirit at all, and it definitely made my brother think that his sister is an ordinary little pity again in this life.

I thought to myself, how can I let him repeat the wrong cognition of his previous life and divide me into a camp that is not of the same kind?

This has to be killed again?

So he quickly sat up straight in the encirclement circle formed by his two pairs of long legs, and yelled first:

"—I can see it!"

Maybe it was because I turned on the microphone to speak too suddenly, and the content was too endless, so that the two male high school students who were originally speaking passionately fell silent at the same time, and turned their heads to look at me in unison.

"Ah, talking..."

The white-haired boy first raised his eyebrows in astonishment as he had witnessed the gibbon singing, and then moved his eyes to look at Xiayou on top of my head strangely:

"Wait a minute, Jie, are you okay?...Why are you vomiting blood from excitement?"

"No, no, I'm fine..."

You can imagine the scene where my elder brother closed his eyes and pursed his lips to wipe off the blood stains on the corners of his lips.

After all, my lovely head has been on his chin quietly and very intimately since just now.

And that sudden movement of the body caused my dear brother's jaw to move up suddenly...

So the final result is: Xia Youjie in that defenseless state, his teeth collided with his tongue more fiercely and enthusiastically than when I smashed his white-haired good friend.

The strawberry juice flowed down the corner of his smiling lips as if it could be refilled forever.

Two-dimensional expression is so exaggerated.

Here, Bai Mao looked at Xia Youjie, who was pretending nothing happened, but was in pain so much that his fingertips were trembling in his hair, and then looked at me, who was blinking innocently and had Russian blood eyes, and was caught in a trap. It's in a state where the cat tilts its head and the cat is confused.

I am very satisfied with the other party's situation of "I think you are deliberately persecuting your brother but can't find any evidence", and I blinked my big innocent eyes even more vigorously.

A posture that is bound to carry out the attributes of the pure and good little white rabbit to the end.

And just as I was blinking at the white mascara half covered by the sunglasses in front of me and trying to see through each other, my dear brother suddenly spoke at this moment.

"Xiaoyu, you said before - what can you see?"

I looked up at him obediently: "I can see the curse spirit you released to save me."

Investigate the angle of the next impact.

"Do you know the word 'curse spirit'?" Xia Youjie's chin moved a little away from me, and he opened his eyes in surprise.

On the other hand, Bai Mao didn't look surprised.

The small blue half eye that was exposed outside was still looking inquiringly.

"Then tell me, what does the curse spirit that Jieta summoned just now look like?"

But who knows-

In the next second, the other party suddenly asked a question that made it difficult for me to answer.

I:"……"

hateful.

I swear at this moment, I really want to stuff my cute head and my cute bulging bag into this white hair's mouth to make him shut up.

How can such a good-looking guy be able to speak?

But at this time my brother lowered his gaze, waiting for the following to cast his gaze on me.

I had no choice but to close my eyes blindly, and said with a dead eye in my eyes without emotion:

"Just... that curse spirit just now is big and round..."

"Well, like that poke ball is white and red?"

I can perfectly avoid the correct answer for the four-choice multiple-choice question, let alone this free play without prompting.

It is conceivable that in the end, the correct answer is far from the correct answer.

"Pfft." Sure enough, the white-haired bastard sitting cross-legged across from me sneered shamelessly, "What are you talking about, little sister--"

He dragged his very frivolous ending sound like a cat, and covered my head with his big palm that had just passed through the indestructible small round sunglasses, and rubbed it like a puppy:

"The curse spirit that Jie released to catch you is obviously more like a carpet."

"That is to say—"

"It's. Square. Oh~"

I:"……"

I don't know if the spell is right or not.

I just know I'm fine now.

Because the way Xia Youjie looked at me became complicated and sharp.

hateful……

I said in my heart that I will fuck your uncle with dead white hair.

One day I'm going to be pissed off by my brother again, I'll take you guys to drink soup and cross the bridge to the living well for an N-day tour!

Don't even try to run!

Excited in my heart, I couldn't hold back my small universe that was about to explode anymore. I just wanted to stand up for the second time and jump up and hit someone with the head. This time, my clever brother pressed his shoulder and pushed him back.

"Okay, it doesn't matter if you can't see the curse spirit."

Fingers flicked away the paw of a certain white hair still resting on my head, Xia Youjie caressed my soft hair like a loving mother.

And with his usual gentle voice, he said something that he thought made me feel at ease:

"Because I will protect Xiaoyu."

"..."

However, my face quickly collapsed.

An emotion called "anger" creeps up.

On the one hand, I am angry that my perfect plan of "pumping summer oil on the chin in an attempt to poison the other party to bite his tongue" was interrupted in the middle, and on the other hand...

I think the sentence "I will protect you" from my brother's mouth is even less convincing than the sentence "I love you" from a scumbag with a cigarette in his mouth.

"..."

"..."

Ahhh.

Really boring.

All the bad memories came flooding back, Gulu Gulu surrounded me like black mud.

So I wasn't in the mood to argue for a while whether I could see it or not, I just said "I'm a little tired, I'll go back to my room first", then they turned and walked away while they looked at each other.

That's right, I don't have time to spend on these two high school students, I still have important things to do——

Xia Youjie is very strong and can control curse spirits.

And in order to survive or even get revenge from him, I have to step up and improve my supernatural powers.

I want to be strong enough to protect myself.

Just wait and see.

In this life, I will never be killed by anyone again.

however--

The two DKs who were left behind by my resolute back had such a conversation that I didn't know about:

"Hey, Jie, is that really your sister? Why doesn't it look like it?"

"Hmm... Wu also feels that the child has an inexplicable rejection of me?"

"No, it's not this kind of thing~ I mean that, that's the one—"

"what?"

"That's right—it's super funny, she's your sister, how could she have such big eyes~ It's absolutely impossible to be her own! Absolutely impossible! Hahaha!"

"..."

"... "

"Wu, do you want to fight?"

"Ah? No, I haven't got my dessert back from Yu Jiang, so I can't just let her run away like that."

"Wait a minute, where are you going?"

"Of course I'm looking for... Hey, why did you let the curse spirit out again?"

"Let it go if you want."

"Jay, do you want to fight?"

"Come on. Just what I want."

"Huh? ~ If you lose later, don't cry in front of your sister!"

"It's time for me to tell you that."

……

However, the result of the fight between the two was——

On the other side not far away, I was planning to practice supernatural powers, but I was caught off guard by the shock wave caused by two unknown forces colliding behind me, and my whole body was shot flying to the "account" on the hood.

I:

"........."

"..."

"... "

To be honest

I think I don't have to worry about being killed by my blackened brother in my life.

After all, with the addition of the uncertain factor of white hair, I deeply doubt whether I can survive until then;)