The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

"Ah, it turns out that Yu-chan just wanted to give my brother a surprise, what a cute child~"

"It hurts... But, it seems to be all right..."

After taking a big sip of my dear brother, my state of mind returned to normal.

So he quickly took advantage of Xia You's mother's obvious misunderstanding & Xia Youjie clutched his cheeks and looked helpless before he thought of catching revenge, turned around and ran away very witty.

But before my leg had time to slouch across the threshold, I bumped into something hard head-on.

"hiss,"

I stepped back a little to see which hero was blocking my way, and when I looked up, I saw a white-haired man wearing small round sunglasses holding a stuffed dessert paper bag in one hand, and the other big hand was touching his own in pain. The left chest grinned.

Ah, I'm really sorry.

I apologize without any guilt in my heart for accidentally hitting this guy's chest just now.

At the same time, I felt that the fortune teller's chest was still hitting my forehead so hard that I couldn't just suffer the pain in vain, so I rolled my eyes, and hurriedly pushed down the sunglasses under him and looked at me carefully, muttering "hey , Jie, is this your sister?" When he was distracted, he raised his hand and grabbed the dessert bag in his hand.

After getting the things in his hands, he did not hesitate to apply oil on the soles of his feet, switched an escape route, and ran in the direction of Xia Youjie's room in his memory.

"Huh? Hey! That's mine..."

Regardless of whether the people behind me were stretching out Erkang's hands to my back or preparing to play Erquan Yingyue, I was like a ruthless scumbag who lifted his pants and refused to recognize anyone. After entering the room, he immediately closed the door tightly.

"..."

"..."

It was quiet outside.

"What are you doing? This brat's bad personality is exactly the same as Jie you...ah!~~ Sister-chan, right? She looks so cute!

"I'm sorry, Xiao Wu, this child Yu Jiang is a bit naughty, I apologize to you on her behalf."

"It's okay, children should be lively and active. But Auntie, I haven't seen you for a long time and you are still so young and beautiful~"

"Oh hehehehe, your child can really talk~ Then you play first, if you want to eat snacks or snacks, ask Jie to bring them for you. Auntie, I'll go to work first, okay?"

"Hmm! Thank you, auntie, goodbye, auntie~"

——Then, the sound of such a conversation came from outside the door with poor sound insulation.

It was faintly mixed with Xia Youjie's speechless sigh.

As I inquired about the military situation, I leaned against the wall with a bulging pile of high-calorie desserts, and immediately came to the conclusion that the white hair was "super cute".

...I always feel that the compatibility will not be very good.

And seeing that he wears a uniform similar to Xia Youjie's... So this white-haired A Bing is Xia Youjie's high school classmate?

Well, I vaguely remember that in my previous life, there was a white-haired guy who wandered around the house and saw such a head upstairs from a distance.

It’s just that in my life, even if I was on vacation, I deliberately stayed in the school dormitory to avoid contact with my brother. The chances of seeing Xia Youjie after entering high school were small enough, let alone remembering or getting to know his classmates It's... so it was the first time we met each other just now, right?

How should I put it... a feeling of "it really is Xia Youjie's classmate".

Strange ball head + bangs + bloomers, the only one who can keep up with my brother's style of painting is probably only Xiaoyuan Sunglasses.

Even if one day Xiaoyuan Sunglasses suddenly pulled out an erhu from behind to play, I probably wouldn't think there was any violation.

……

Sure enough, conjurers are so fucking weird.

Putting aside the complaints for the time being, I heard that the outside gradually quieted down, and at this time I finally had the energy to start seriously thinking about my own affairs——

The first thing to do is to search for memories in your mind.

On this point, because I have been reborn many times, I am very experienced.

When you first become conscious, memories are all chaotic and cannot be connected into a complete logical chain, but recall is no better than high-level numbers. High-level numbers are what you can’t think of, and you can’t think of them. There is no way to be clearer... But memory is different, and you can still remember it if you think hard.

So, I stretched out my fingers and took out the paper bag in my arms. I took out a donut and ate it to supplement my brain with sugar, while concentrating on closing my eyes and searching in the torrent of memories——

Soon I found the information I was looking for.

A fictitious image like a video appeared in my mind——

Location: Siberia, Russia

Scene: heavy snow, strong wind howling

Character: I, a rice ball

The moment the picture was clearly displayed, I saw "I" from the first perspective in the film moving in the snowy ice field scene.

Turning his gaze left and right, he quickly locked on to a man with a white furry felt hat and black hair and purple eyes not far away. He walked slowly approaching...

"Fei Jia, look, this is the brown bear I hunted just now, why don't you take a break and drink some bear blood and eat some meat? Let's go on our way after the snow is not so heavy."

The voice is cute and sweet, which is not my usual speaking style.

something happened.

Sure enough, when Fei Jia, who was greeted by me, walked into me with his usual smile, I smashed the brown bear that was raised above my head at him with a smile.

So my sickly elder brother was as helpless as a bear.

Cover your eyes.

What followed was the story of me plundering the other party's valuables in a very logical manner, cutting off two bear legs with a knife as food reserves, and leaving my brother who didn't know his life or death on the snowy field and hopping southward.

Later, I arrived in the harbor city of Yokohama by train and boat according to the established plan. I received a few days of help from the kind-hearted person Odasaku there, and finally found Xia You's family after several twists and turns——

That's the end of the synopsis.

After fully understanding everything, he clapped his hands to get rid of the little donut crumbs on his fingertips, happily picked up one of the ice puffs in the white whoring delicacy, gnawed on it, and said proudly, "As expected of me" .

No emotion, decisive killing, determined to win bamboo shoots with pandas——

It is indeed something that the current me will do to my brother when I grow up.

It's just that that guy Odasaku...has no memory of his previous life.

However, although I live by the principle of "If someone offends me, I will kill the grass and roots", and "Revenge if you have revenge", but it is another matter to be kind to me... Well, in short, I owe the favor to the other party first. Take a small notebook and write it down, if you can still see "Oda Saku" at that time, if you can return it, you can find a chance to return it.

But those are all side missions. After all, my main energy now is to focus on my good brother from Japan.

Whether you want to kill him or whether you can get rid of this kind of difference in strength can be thought about later, anyway, since I'm here, it's to make him unhappy, isn't it?

"Yo Xi."

After deciding these things, he quickly disposed of the whole box of puffs in his hand, stuck out his tongue to lick the cream on his fingertips, and got up from the floor neatly.

"Next, let's try the supernatural ability, it's a bit rusty after not using it for a long time."

Talking to myself with a volume that I can only hear, I picked up the half-empty paper bag, turned around and locked the open window in Xia Youjie's room.

"If you go down from here, I remember..."

As I was thinking about the possibility of going through the window, there was a voice outside the door that disturbed my thoughts——

"Well, it's so quiet, won't you fall asleep in it?"

Uh, it's probably that white hair's voice.

"Wu, I advise you not to do some strange things."

I'm more afraid of you doing strange things to me, bro.

"But my dessert was taken away? It took me a long time to get it!"

"Even if you say that... Hey!"

Click and click.

The sound of a doorknob being brutally twisted.

But unfortunately, I was prepared and locked the door in advance.

"Hey~ It's locked? Hey, sister-chan? Yu-chan?~ Are you in? Are you alive? Come out-come-play-"

The rather girlish tone seemed threatening, but I wouldn't be afraid.

"Don't scare her... If you do this again, I will call the police."

"Why don't you respond? Tsk, pretend you didn't hear it? Humph, you're obviously hiding behind the door panel like a cat, I saw it all."

How do you see it, clairvoyance?

But speaking of it, I'd better get out of the window quickly, before the door is forced open.

"There is no other way, in order to hurry up before the dessert is completely wiped out by sister sauce, I have no choice but to—"

"Wait, what are you doing? Wu, don't mess around!"

bad feeling……

"Don't worry, I have my sense of proportion ~ Warlock turns forward—"

"**! Are you going to demolish my house!? Gojo Satoru!?"

"Cang."

really.

With an unusual loud noise, like the airflow caused by the explosion of an anti-aircraft nuclear missile, I, who had just stepped on the window sill with my front foot, was blasted out like Jackie Chan flying in an action movie.

"Oops, screwed up."

"Little Yu!"

……

And when I folded my arms blankly and fell rapidly following Newton's law, there was only one thought in my heart——

Compared to my brother Xia Youjie, damn it, I want to deal with this white hair first.