The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

Hello, hello, I am the melancholy sauce that must be poured immediately.

That's right, in less than a week, I have already reclaimed the "I will not be killed by anyone again in this life" flag I set in the last chapter, and I was killed by my brother again .

Well, it’s actually not the kind of “killing” in reality, but rounding it up doesn’t make much difference. After all, the pain and fear really act on the spirit...

In short, what I am talking about now may be inexplicable to you, so I will start from the beginning.

Didn't I say before that I stayed in Yokohama for a while before joining my brother in this life.

It was during that time that I came into contact with a key person - Oda Sakunosuke.

This man, who is completely opposite to me and has no desire to complain, has a very magical ability - [sky/clothes/nothing/seam].

The effect of this ability is to enable the ability user to "predict the sudden attack that will occur within the next 5 to 6 seconds, so as to avoid danger."

Remember this setting, it will be used again later.

Let me talk about the series of persecutions I have carried out around my brother Xia Youjie these days.

From the very beginning of small fights, the Dapeng spread its wings on the edge of the bottom line of Gentle O’Neill Sauce, to the end of the super brave me, I finally made a real move——

That is to say, one afternoon when I joined this family, when my brother was peeling rabbit apples for me and five children (just the white-haired one), a ghost appeared beside him... Maybe the purpose of doing this is You have already guessed.Under the pretense of helping out, I took the sharp fruit knife from my brother's hand.

The next thing naturally went very smoothly, the unsuspecting Xia Youjie was taken away by the sinister me with a knife and a wave.

Seizing the chance of flashing in a thousandth of a second, and giving a fatal blow to the unsuspecting, this kind of sneak attack is nothing to me who has a lot of experience in hunting bears in Siberia.

...

But things didn't go so smoothly.

Otherwise, this article would have ended in five chapters when I achieved my revenge.

At the same time I was facing the splashing red fountain and the five astonished gazes on the sofa, Xia Youjie's dark purple pupils lost focus, and he fell down straight.

Then there is——

Curse Spirit Riot!

Because of the disappearance of signs of life due to the mantra, all the mantras subdued by it lost control in an instant.

Curses of various shapes and forms scrambled to appear from the void, covering the sky and covering the nearest human beings—that is, me who was shocked by the sudden scene and stood there.

The result can be imagined.

With one enemy N.

I was beaten to the ground by the rioting sprites... more literally torn to pieces.

Literally falling apart.

Then the flesh, body and soul were swallowed up.

Let me tell you a joke——

Sister-chan became... sister-chan.

"..."

what.

I think if my brother wasn't a collector, then I might not have been so miserable when I was beaten to death by a group of cursed spirits.

And when I sang "Oh wash the seaweed" and tasted "Kinmu no Pain" in tears, on the one hand, I couldn't help feeling a little glad that I didn't eat mermaid meat in my life. Without the Xiaoqiang buff, I can die quickly and neatly, and I don't have to be the same as in my previous life. He was repeatedly persecuted by my brother until he exhausted his ability to repair and died in pain.

Yes, in this life, I snapped and died quickly within 6 seconds.

Although it's damn painful to be swallowed by countless curses... let's skip this matter.

Besides, after I spent 5 to 6 seconds to "die", at the end of 6 seconds, I found that I was still safe and sound, holding a clean fruit knife in my hand and gasping for breath.

He suddenly came back to his senses, and in the 7th second, he was told rationally that what happened just now was just a supernatural effect produced by [Heaven/Clothing/No/Seam].

That is to say—predicted in advance the death bet that would be reaped by stabbing my brother.

"Little... Yu?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

"Why are you crying? Did you cut your finger? Don't cry, let me see"

"No, no... I just think of sad things... vomit..."

"Are you okay!?"

Terrible to death, bastard!

It's no joke to be besieged by hundreds of rioting ugly guys (curse spirits), I almost threw up in shock.

……

It wasn't until I calmed down with the blood on my face that I had to suffer from it myself, and I started to think about how I had the ability of [heaven/clothes/nothing/seam].

At that time, I had been reborn for several days, let alone practicing, and I was still at a loss about my abilities in this world.

And when I accidentally used Odasaku's supernatural ability this time, I finally figured out the way...

It was mentioned before that before inheriting my body in this life, I stayed in Yokohama for a short time and received help from a kind father named "Oda Sakunosuke".

At that time, it was more or less inevitable that there would be some physical contact between me and the uncle with reddish-brown hair.

Think about it carefully, is it possible that his ability was copied by my [Kannazuki] when he was holding my hand to cross the road, giving me the right to use [Sky/Clothes/Null/Seam] for a short time? ?

Yes, the emphasis is on 【contact】.

Based on my years of experience in watching TV and movie gals... on the premise of my meticulous logical thinking, I boldly make a guess——

If I in this world want to copy abilities or spells from others, I must do so through continuous [contact].

Then the problem is coming.

What does the copied ability depend on, such as the duration of use, the degree of precision, the degree of strength, etc.?

[Contact]'s... depth?

If you think about it with the hair on the top of your head, you can know that the simplest holding hands can be regarded as [contact], and sticking, hugging, and kissing can also be regarded as [contact].

The ability obtained by holding hands is short-lived and uncontrollable, so what will happen to the deeper level of [contact]?How far can a hug go?Is it possible to use that person's ability for a long time by kissing once?

a little more...

██… so what?

Can it be obtained permanently?

I thought about it calmly, and finally came to a conclusion——

As long as you get close to a thick thigh that can absorb abilities at any time, or simply catch a powerful man who can fight God of War to achieve permanent battery life-don't you no longer have to worry about weak chickens being killed again?

……

However, this is not possible.

Just think.

The way I hate the most is to live by relying on others, especially men.

Under the current situation, I can't kill Xia Youjie to avenge myself in my previous life, and I'm still very weak, so I can only think about other ways.

And as we all know, in this world, besides strength, money is paramount.

This way doesn't work, so I'll switch to a different way of thinking.

It doesn't matter if he is a little weaker and can't deal with Xia Youjie's curse riot after his death.

Wouldn't it be good if I become rich?

become rich.

Move out of Xia You's house.

able to live on their own means.

In the end... Hire a strong man with biceps and muscles to achieve revenge for me.

Yes.

For revenge or something, I don't have to do it myself.

Although generally speaking, it would be better to solve it by hand, but knowing that you can't beat it, you will be played to death by the curse spirit group, and then go head-to-head.

So ever.

become a rich woman——

This four-character word with special meaning has become my short-term goal.

……

……

"Speaking of five, is your family rich?"

The day before the social animal DKs of the Conjuration College returned to school, it was half a month after being reborn in this world——

I finally put my mind on Gojo Satoru, the "nest grass".

"Well, that's right," the white-haired boy lying limp on the sofa fluttered his snowy eyelashes that looked cool, and the boy's voice was ambiguous with a sea salt lemon popsicle in his mouth, "When I was young, I was always replaced by 'Master ’ Come on, but then I thought it was stupid so I strictly banned it.”

As he spoke, he crossed his arms and made an "X" gesture.

The sudden movement turned his belly into a pool of limp, dozing angels in the same lying position, so frightened that he slapped his paw on his knees and threw himself into my arms like a mad dog.

"It hurts, this cat is too annoying!"

"Yeah, just like you."

I pulled the white cat named "Angel" off my face. This little Dencey is a cat raised by Mrs. Xia You (that is, my aunt in this life). She is all white and has blue eyes. From a distance, she looks like It's a creamy ice cream studded with blueberries, wearing sunglasses like Gojo Satoru.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

At some point, the white-haired boy hugging his knees and pretending to cry approached with an aggrieved expression on his face, and his whining voice sounded like a JK who was acting like a baby to his boyfriend.

I understand that this is a signal that he is going to be a demon.

Sure enough, the five chins that will soon be delicately slammed on my shoulders without hesitation, and the hair that was still exuding shampoo and sweet desserts after the morning shower brushed against my ears with the rubbing movements, soft and soft. Like a clinging critter begging for attention.

"You see, I've been trampled and swollen here?"

As he spoke, he spread his covered fingers, and showed me the knees that were covered with powder puff cat paw prints. The six eyes, which were blue and more than six times larger than Xiayou, also looked over helplessly at this time, blinking It looks like a big cat that moves a few times and is waiting for someone to comfort it.

I:"……"

You may be wondering why this person can look as close to me as a good girlfriend who has established a friendship since wearing crotch pants in just half a month.

It developed like this not entirely because of the natural lack of sense of distance, but another important reason is that Wujo Wu is an out-and-out sweet tooth.

His approach to me is completely the kind of intimacy that a glutton gets close to a chef.

That’s right, you should have not forgotten that I was a flower grower in my first life. Thanks to my memory, as long as I have raw materials and tools, I can make five casually. This neon master is rare. The planted flower pastries that I have tasted are here.

Glutinous rice lotus root in osmanthus sauce/iced candied haws and mung bean cake/taro sweet potato purple potato glutinous rice balls/jujube paste soft cake cinnamon horseshoe cake/yangzhi nectar double-skin milk fairy grass jelly... At that time, I learned that I could not defeat the curse riot after my brother died. On the day when I fell into depression, I came back to my senses and made a table full of desserts and pastries as if I was venting.

And it was also at that time that I accidentally got Laman's favor from Gojo.

At this point, you should already understand that the cat cat post at the moment is nothing more than five hints that you want to get whoring from me for nothing.

Because he can completely turn on Infinity to resist the soft blow from the cat, and it's just a swollen cat's paw print on his knee, which is not a big thing to be comforted.

Shaking goosebumps and pushing away a certain bosom, I was thinking about how to act like a baby, and I was expressionless thinking about when Xia Youjie, who had gone out to buy ingredients, would come back to take over the scourge, and at the same time opened the skylight and talked to the big leek in sunglasses beside me.

"If you want me to cook for you, just tell me," making a gesture of counting money, "but you will have to pay later, I don't like to pet people casually like my brother."

"Huh? Does Yu-chan want pocket money?"

Gojo Satoru gnawed off the last bite of the popsicle, brushed his thumb over the cold water stains on the corner of his lips, and casually rubbed it on the tip of his protruding tongue.

"Say it earlier~" The young man laughed heartily, clapped his palms, and threw the leftover stick into the base with precision, "As long as you speak to the handsome, charming, handsome and kind-hearted Wutiao Da.

Prolonged the ending sound, tapped a few times on the screen of the mobile phone he took out with his fingers, and immediately raised his face to make a majia tongue out + girly lively wink expression after finishing these.

"Any wish is granted to you!~"

At the same time, the mobile phone that Xia You bought for me vibrated a few times, and a piece of latest news came.

——It was a notification from the bank that a remittance of 100 million yuan had arrived in the account.

I:"……"

faggot (a plant).

One, two, three... six.

This is the number one followed by six zeros.

Although the conversion of Japanese yen into Ruanmei coins will shrink to less than 6 yuan, it is still a huge sum of money that can be used to buy magician crispy noodles, which can circle the earth several times! !

Ah, I suddenly realized that Gojo Satoru wasn't that annoying anymore.

...

So when my brother came back with a basket of vegetables, he saw me wearing a small apron and happily turning into a hardworking bee making "cat food" for Wujo, who was smiling like a cornflower.

"Yeah, Jay, are you back?"

The white-haired young man with a lollipop in his mouth, long legs and big slack sitting on the coffee table turned his head and greeted his best friend casually in a vague voice.

"Well, I'm back." My brother looked at me, who was unhappy, bitter and bitter before leaving, sniffed the obvious fragrance of cooking sweets wafting from the kitchen, frowned and asked Wutiao, "and ...Wu, what kind of brainwashing bag did you give Xiaoyu? She is actually cooking for you?"

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Gojo Satoru: "What are you talking about, Jie, it's clearly my younger sister who is overwhelmed by my handsome looks and noble personality, and is willing to cook for me~"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Forget it, I won't talk to you about Noctua Moth just now. Diva and Ms. Ming have not received contact for two days. They should be trapped in the cursed domain. He told us to go and see near the mission location. Condition."

Xia Youjie: "——Get ready to leave tonight, the vacation will end early."

Gojo Satoru: "!!"

Gojo Satoru: "Hey~? What's the matter? The diva is so weak, she can't even handle the missions, but Miss Ming is still there, it's strange..."

Gojo Satoru: "Oh, oh, I don't want to go! I haven't eaten enough of Yu-chan's own dim sum yet!!"

Xia Youjie: "Wu, don't be childish."

Gojo Satoru: "Hey, Jie, why don't you tie my sister back to the high school?"

Gojo Satoru: "I think this idea is good, it's too perfect, as expected of me~"

Xia Youjie: "...#"

Xia Youjie: "I think it's more reliable to tie you up first."

the other side.

When I was busy in the kitchen, the aroma of the food also attracted the real *greedy cats at home who were too lazy to cook.

The angel with the cat's back was pacing gracefully in awe of everything, jumped onto my shoulder and ran to the table, stretched out her little head and paws, and looked like she was about to scratch the freshly made pineapple cake.

I quickly slapped the unlucky kid's big face, it was just about to move, and the hand that was eager to sharpen the knife finally drooped on the inside of my wrist mournfully, and made an unhappy voice, pushing me outside push.

"You can't eat it secretly," I picked up the angel's fate by the nape of the neck, and rolled the little white eyes so that the melancholy kitten, who was called ecstasy, lifted it up and shook it in front of me. You'll spoil your stomach if you eat it, idiot."

Our angel always likes to pick up and eat things blindly, which bothers my brother and Mrs. Xia You very much.

I don't know if it was because I was very upset after being taught a lesson by a little girl like me. The angel who was caught by me immediately performed an "alpaca hetui" on the spot for her dear beautiful girl shit shoveler.

The cat's throat rolled, suppressed and made a "gurgling" sound, and finally spat out some thin and long thing in its mouth, and sprayed it on my forehead like a pea shooter.

"hiss,"

I was scratched by the sharp part of "that thing", and my forehead was stabbed.

Stretching out her hand to wipe it away, Ming Yanyan left a drop of blood on her index finger.

"It hurts so much, I chopped you up ##"

Before I made up my mind to make the angel into a cat meal, this little kid scratched my paws with a Foshan cat shadow palm output, skillfully broke free and quickly slipped out of the kitchen door with a gap in it, turning into liquid up.

Braving the well, I picked up the kitchen knife and used it as a mirror to look at it. I opened my bangs to see a "crescent"-shaped bloodstain left there, and I thought that I would be able to directly date Mr. Bao by wiping the ashes. At the same time, I remembered the long and thin thing that was spit on my face by the angel and bounced off the ground.

That thing...thing...meaning.

"…………"

Looking down, the kitchen quickly fell into a long series of strange silence.

Because, I found that the little cutie who had pierced my forehead and was lying obediently on the ground at this time——

It was a finger that was marinated very tasty.

"..."

Good guy, that dead child of Angel really didn't know where to pick things up and eat them.

I just have to say that the finger in front of me looks like my long-lost brother with pickled pepper and chicken feet...it looks quite delicious.