The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

"Huh? Is Miss Yu on another mission?"

A few minutes ago, the one-eyed boy who had just turned in from the window a few minutes ago slid down the messy bed with his head upside down and slowly slid down. His head of yellow hair, which was messed up by the pillow, was used to touching the girl's bare, exposed shoulders. After bathing with a little tide and mist in the scented air, after playing with stickers for a while, the expression is as intoxicated as a dog's fleshy bones.

"Well, it's been a long time since I got rid of it properly, and my wallet is almost empty."

With a random reason, Xiaoyu stuffed the change of clothes compressed and sealed by the vacuum bag into Ugly Treasure's mouth, and at the same time wrapped Pochita's knees around Dianci's arms, and let him still look up. Rubbing the soft fur on the neck intimately.

Recalling that she and Xia Youjie were called by Noctua at the same time 10 minutes ago, she received the exorcism mission to the XX village that Edogawa Ranbu mentioned.

It was a remote village that couldn't even be found on the map, and the location was very remote. Normally, Xiao Yu would have racked his brains and acted coquettishly to push down the task or dump it to Wutiao Xia You... But when the night moth reprimanded Xia Youjie was working hard at that time, and she just took this opportunity to search for information on "Edogawa Ranpo", and learned that this young man once had a god-like, unbelievable, "one can see the truth at a glance" His special ability [Super Reasoning] has solved many cases. His reasoning and foresight ability are amazing, so he is reluctant to try to believe what the other party said before, and finally decides to take the task and go to investigate.

Although even the night moth felt that it was strange that the higher-ups would be stuck in Xiaoyu's old injury and he was about to heal, so it was strange to give the little girl a task, the original purpose of calling Xia Youjie here was also to let the latter Replacing Xiaoyu, my student will be sent out with a social animal not long after he recovers. On the one hand, the old man really feels distressed, and on the other hand, he is worried about...

High-level.

Although the rotten oranges seem to be like that on the surface, they even relaxed the movement restrictions on Xiao Yu, but the night moth knows that those guys have no intention of letting the little girl go. The hidden dangers are completely eradicated...

Maybe it's not just because she confirmed the controllability of the former and is completely at ease about it, but it's more likely that she is holding back some big moves and intends to deal with the child alone when she is alone .

Apparently the pig also knew that it would be easier to succeed without Wutiaowu, a bug-like existence around him.

Therefore, considering these, Noctua Moth Zhengdao is more or less vigilant about the task specially assigned to Xiao Yu this time.

But the girl who was the party concerned seemed to be indifferent.

If you don't enter the tiger's lair, you won the tiger.

Can you still die if you go there?

—Anyway, she wasn't dead.

What is the difference between dying three times and dying four or five times?

Besides, she can be regarded as a person who has mastered the reversal warlock by rounding it up now. Whether it is the level of the family's entry into the glass, or the double-faced Su Nuo can give you the whole level after death, the pain of being injured, being knifed, and dying. It doesn't even work on her... Are you still afraid of a hammer?

After figuring this out, Xiao Yu decided to make waves.

Waves can be waves!Don't worry!

So under the worried and worried eyes of the old father of Noctuma, the little girl comforted the former in turn because he was too sensitive and thought too much.

Besides, in Xia Youjie's current state of pain...it seems like abuse to ask the other party to perform tasks on his behalf.

This strong sense of déjà vu...

Can’t help but recall a piece of GB literature that Qianjia once recommended to herself: let her pregnant boyfriend hold up her big belly to replace the coquettish and self-willed Neptune heroine who made his belly bigger and the heroine exorcises the curse spirit to pass the final assessment... something like that .

That child's taste once made Xiao Yulei so tender on the outside... But if you think about it carefully, if this kind of plot really applies to Xia Youjie...

It seems, as if, maybe...

It is not impossible.

How to do.

I am looking forward to meeting a curse or conjurer who has this kind of spell...

If you give birth to a monkey, it is estimated that it will be hundreds or thousands of times more painful than my uncle, right?

——I really want Xia Youjie to experience it too.

At that time, the expression on the other party's face should be quite good, right?

To the extent that I would wake up from a dream laughing just thinking about it a little bit.

……

...

Time goes back to the present.

After cleaning myself up briefly, I packed up the necessary belongings and made final preparations for heading to XX Village.

This time, the assistant supervisor responsible for sending me to the mission location is still waiting downstairs.

Although I have used the talisman in advance to slow down the flow of time around me, negotiating with the two-faced Nuo in the field of life, plus showering, changing sheets and packing luggage, still make me seem a little rushed.

Not to mention that there are still two dogs holding the corners of their skirts to prevent them from leaving at this time...

"Miss Yu left, what will Pochita and I do? Are we going to be left alone in this kind of school full of crazy crazy people?"

"Wang Wang!"

"Don't do that kind of thing!!!"

"Wow~~!"

Ya Li Ya Li.

What a sticky kid.

But of course it is impossible to leave you here alone like this.

That's too dangerous.

After all, it's good for Mimi to raise pets in private in the dormitory without telling the school, but it will be quite troublesome if it is accidentally discovered.

Moreover.

This time I had already taken them into consideration and used them in my plan.

...Having said that, it would be better to try to guide the two of you to say "I would like to help you".

Ah by the way.

Denci and Pochita were accidentally rescued and adopted by me during a certain exorcism mission. For some unknown reason, the two of them were attacked by a group of zombies and both fell to the side of the road, which was very pitiful.

Just because Wutiao was super busy at that time, I wanted a new dog to accompany me to relieve my fatigue, so I simply killed the minions and used the reversal magician of Nitro to initially treat the one person and one dog who were still breathing.

Those two children were so easy to deceive, they could easily be hooked away with just a few slices of bread with jam or butter on the inside.

In short, at that time, they deliberately used the reason that the mantra was not enough to completely cure them. First, they temporarily tricked them back to the high school and handed them over to Nitzi for further treatment. , using the tone of a kindergarten teacher to comfort the children, put on a smile, care about them, and say something nice to them. , "Poketa's tail looks like a chainsaw's pull ring is super cute" beautiful words...

Just like this, let them fall into the deliberately sweet net bit by bit, let them rely on me, can't do without me, feel that I am the best in the world, and finally develop into a kind of willingness to stay by my side expected result.

Of course.

In addition to recovering from fatigue, the reason why I left the electric times is because I just happened to see the boy's Pokita annihilation curse when he used the chainsaw form.

Although I don't feel very strong, and I don't have Gojo Satoru's kuakuakua in battle, I always feel that there is infinite room for growth.

——Maybe it will come in handy at some point.

And it was my decision to leave Dianci and Pochita privately, and I didn't tell anyone or apply through the school.

But the good thing is that Pochita is not like other puppies, he is very obedient and does not bark indiscriminately. As long as he satisfies his desire to fill his stomach and some innocuous requirements for hugging or sticking, he can also be docile and obedient like a puppy. real dog hook...

In short, it is good to raise.

The method of hiding is also not a problem.

The concealed talisman obtained from Qianjia can handle most of the occasions and hide from the sight of other people in the school, and if you are unlucky to meet Gojo Satoru who has super-evolved into a stronger and even sharper six eyes and comes to visit (Qianjia The talisman can't be hidden from him now, he used to be able to)... It's only a matter of minutes to stuff Dianci and Boqita into Ugly Bao's stomach directly with a simple and rude method, and then take it back.

……

"Good girl."

Feeling that the time was almost up, I turned around, first raised my wrist and stroked the big boy's head with a lovely color like a large golden retriever, it was messy but soft after all.

"Be obedient and stay here, okay?"

When he pursed his mouth into the shape of a cat's mouth and enjoyed stroking back, I stretched out both hands and cupped his cheeks.

"Both you and Pochita still want to eat a lot of delicious food, right?"

"Since this is the case, wait for me to make money and come back honestly, okay?"

The electric time was squeezed by me until the cheeks swelled up, and the whole person was a little dumbfounded immediately.

"Money or something... as before, wouldn't it be good to ask that white-haired egomaniac wearing sunglasses to give it to you?" However, even so, he still made a witty speech that could win a Nobel Prize, "He is responsible Take care of you, you take care of me, and I will take care of Pochita."

"—Anyway, that guy has plenty of money, so the perpetual motion machine will be completed!"

I:"……"

Ah this.

It is indeed a way for everyone to achieve happiness.

The benefits I have obtained from Gojo Satoru for various reasons, including money, material and other aspects, are also quite a lot.

But you have to know that always plucking the wool on a sheep will make the sheep bald... After getting along with each other, I found out that although Wutiao has a mine at home and does not have to worry about food and clothing, in fact it costs a lot because of various reasons. is extremely large.

It's commonplace to tear down a building and blast a house at every turn, and the repair and repair costs of one water are poured out like running water. It's true that no one can spend as much money as others imagined.

And Wujo Satoru is not really a silly little sheep who is willing to let others stand on the head and pluck its hair. I always feel that if I let myself go down like this without restraint, I will not get any good fruit in the end.

"Stop messing around," I snorted, grabbing the big dog's head. "Wu Tiao and I are just classmates. How can I keep using his money?"

"Well……"

"That's true," Dianci thought for a while, and seemed to have realized something, "If that's the case, let me go too?"

"The curse spirit is probably like a demon to kill. If I go to help, Xiaoyu should be able to relax a lot..."

"Ah! Why don't you leave all the rough and tiring work to me from now on."

"Hey! Let me go too!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Aha, Pochita said he would help too!"

……

"!"

Password is correct.

Waiting for your words.

——I breathed a sigh of relief inwardly.

Well, happy though.

But in short, in order to stand up to the persona I have been with him all the time, it is better to welcome it if you want to refuse a little bit.

So I put on a shocked and moved look: "I'm really happy that you are willing to help me! But this mission is actually not as simple as it looks... It is not an exaggeration to say that it is super dangerous"

"—Maybe he will die."

I said with a smile.

And the young man didn't seem to understand the meaning of my words at all, but raised his head quite confidently, and patted the orange puppy with a chainsaw on his forehead in his arms:

"Then I have to follow!"

"If Ms. Yu dies, no one will send me delicious bread and bento every day!"

"Let me go back to the shitty life I used to do now!!"

……

"What are you talking about, Denji?"

The index finger slid down, and the pad of the finger touched lightly between the opponent's upper and lower lips, blocking the opponent's mouth that would continue to babble.

"It's not me, I don't mean I'm going to die"

"...Ah, ah?"

It was obvious that he was a little panicked.

His eyes widened in disbelief, and his jaw retracted.

On the contrary, I got closer, even the eyelashes were touching his, fluffy intertwined, the tip of the nose pressed against the tip of the nose, and the warm breath hit the slightly flushed cheek on the boy's side.

"Might die—"

"Denji-kun, you?"

I confess.

——Because my original plan was to abandon the power-down sub-kun.

Although it should temporarily revive the two-faced Nuo.

But that guy is in a particularly bad mood recently because of dysmenorrhea, so the risk is very high.

Of course, this is not within the scope of my consideration. It is better to be able to save life.

If it cannot be saved——

It's a pity, then I can only bear the pain to find the next dog.

"Even so, is Denji willing to take risks to help me?"

Confirmed again and again, on the surface, he was asking the boy himself for his wishes, but when he caught the moment of flinching and hesitation in the other party's eyes, he moved forward more and more as if blocking his refusal.

This time the lips seemed to be pressed together, only within a finger's distance.

"If you are willing to stand up for me even if you will die a few times—"

He squinted his eyes like a fox, and his lips moved slightly because of speaking, and he watched the trembling lips that were gradually rising in heat as he was about to break through the defense line and touch the upper front at any time.

"I would be very grateful!"

As I said that, I held his hands that stayed on my waist for a while without knowing where to put them, and his fingertips were also clenched into the palm of my hand and held firmly in the warm palm.

"feel...feel"

"Thank you...?"

Like a child who has just learned to speak, his voice trembled and staggered, his face was flushed from being suppressed, and his pupils were spinning in circles as if they were about to break.

"Yes, I will be grateful to Denji-kun who worked hard for me"

"Work hard... work hard?"

"There will be special rewards for obedient children..."

"Award...a reward?"

"...?"

It’s over.

Is the child already nervous enough to become a repeater when he heard that he might die?

Looks like there's still work to be done.

I simply changed my posture, standing on tiptoes and wrapping my arms around the young man's pale neck, brushing the corners of his lips with my lips, touching the side of his face and stopping at the tips of his ears.

"Denji-kun, the first kiss should still be there, right?"

"Yes, yes... yes,"

"Then," I leaned into his ear and happily made a suggestion, and I lightly whispered a sip to the tip of the dog's ear, "The reward will be a kiss~"

"!!"

The yellow-haired boy straightened his waist, and the tips of his ears quickly became bloodshot and red, and he felt that every inch of his skin was smoking.

But when he digested my words, he straightened up all of a sudden.

"Is that the kind of mouth-to-mouth kiss!?" Turning to me excitedly, the phantom dog ears flicked and flew back and forth.

"It's the kind of mouth-to-mouth kiss." I nodded, sure, and smiled at him without hesitation.

"Is it the kind of kiss that sticks out its tongue!?" He further confirmed.

"It's the kind of kiss that sticks out your tongue." I still promised readily.

"Okay! I'll do it!!"

Denji immediately raised his hands high, with a suddenly enlightened expression on his face:

"Think about it carefully, my life was originally given to you!"

"If I can survive this time and still be able to make out with girls, then it looks like I've made a lot of money!"

"Yeah, so you must live to that time!" Responded with a smile.

What I was thinking about was——

Oops.

I didn't expect this kid to be so serious and excited.

When the time comes, let this kid close his eyes and grab a lifelike mantra and flick his lips with his tongue to fool him...

Ah, speaking of cursed bones.

I don't know if Fu Heisher, who was accidentally recruited by me to introduce the leopard doll with the technique copied from Noctua, will be able to wake up in this mission...

His soul was so shattered and broken by Gojo Satoru at the beginning, and he was irrigated with my blood for a long time as a living horse doctor. In the end, he barely repaired it like a snail. If he wants to maintain consciousness and mobility for a long time Still not easy.

Waking up is naturally the best, after all, he used his heaven and curse once before...

Although it is not a technique, it feels very easy to use, and I have a little plan to play with it again.

As a result, just as I was thinking about it, I was slightly distracted, but suddenly there was a strange noise behind me.

"click"

It seems to be the sound of the door panel being chewed and crushed by some passing wild magic spirit...

At the same time, when he heard the sound, the well-trained Dianci almost reflexively took away Pochita who didn't know when he would wake up and sleep soundly after eating. out the window.

Without a word, he fled out of the dormitory and hid outside.

It's really... so skilled that it makes people feel distressed.

I don't know if the concealment talisman I gave him last time is enough.

Hope it doesn't get discovered.

It's just that at this time, I obviously couldn't care about the other side of the electricity. Looking back, I saw a big hole in the door of my dormitory that was forcibly pushed from the outside to the inside by a wide and slender hand.

I:"!"

Damn, this repair fee will not be counted on my head, will it?

Recently, almost all of the property that can be freely circulated and used on hand has been invested in Orihara Rinya to obtain information, but there is no extra spare money to spend on such things. Please forgive me.

There was another "click" sound, and before I could get close to stop it in time, the whole door was torn off from the outside like a gingerbread that had been baked to a crisp.

I:"#"

Is it over?

Demolition curse?

Feeling ashamed, he raised his eyes, a series of flames sprang up above his head, and a question mark on his forehead raised his eyes, and at a glance, he saw the Wujo Wuzheng who had somehow got into the female dormitory, stuck in the empty door frame, with a half-smile He tilted his head and looked at me.

"Yu-chan~~"

The door that was violently torn down was thrown aside, and he started with the tone of a female high school student, but his tone was terribly gloomy.

"Who did you plan to play the indecent kissing game with just now?"

I bent my waist, and a beautiful face half covered by the sunglasses had already hit my eyes, and the blue pupils of the broken glacier with fine pieces of white snow were looking directly at me face to face.

Five enlightened lips curved slightly into a shallow arc, although he was smiling, the smile didn't reach his eyes.

"Can I join in too?"

One hand slammed against the wall behind me unconsciously, and immediately there was a strange sound of the wall being smashed and dust being raised in my ears.

I was blocked in the narrow space between my body and the wall by a male high school student with long hands, long legs, a well-developed height, and I couldn't help swallowing violently.

Gan.

my wall...my money...

Understood.

Wutiao Wu must have been a Erha in his previous life.

"Since when have you been outside?"

"Have you heard everything?"

I asked him.

Slightly frowned, she really couldn't tolerate being overheard.

"I didn't hear anything, but..." He suddenly raised his other free hand, and took off his sunglasses, "Every move of Xiaoyu and that stealing cat from beginning to end—"

"I can see everything clearly?"

I:"……"

shit.

Forget that the plug-in player still has the setting of six eyes for medium and long-distance observation.

...

Wujo put the face in front of me so good to see that it makes people want to stuff money into his chest. His face is still full of bright smiles, and there is a trend of getting brighter, but the movements of his hands are not so amiable. On the contrary, they are so tough and scary .

A strange feeling came from the tip of the ear, and he rubbed his thumb and index finger in his hand, which happened to be the place where I took a small bite when I tweeted.

"Hey, it hurts..."

Although it was only slightly itchy, I still pretended to be hurt in order to make him stop.

The face also moved forward slightly following the strength of his palm.

I didn't expect this guy to be a snake that climbed up the pole. He pushed his face closer. The warm breath of icing sugar and cream sprayed my cheek warmly, and the snow-covered eyelashes also poked my eyelids. superior.

"Hey, why don't you teach me about that kind of thing?"

He rubbed his forehead through the hair, and finally lowered his head deliberately, so that the blue eyes looked innocent from a bottom-up perspective.

"After all, Xiaoyu looks really experienced~"

"Hey, if you can, teach me and make me comfortable too..."

"Old~teacher"