The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

I've had enough trouble, and the bamboo shoots are over, and I plan to do something serious next.

Send a friend request to [The World's No. [-] Detective] and receive a response within seconds.

I don't know if it was the intelligence dealer who had greeted him in advance, and the other party was not ambiguous, and his friend directly dialed a video call.

In addition, there are two pop-up messages:

[My supernatural ability will be more accurate after seeing a real person]

[Consignor, if there is nothing wrong with you, please agree]

"!"

Somewhat unexpectedly, I looked up and glanced at Noctuma's office, which was about to arrive unknowingly not far away. I hesitated, and temporarily turned around and changed the road temporarily.

Let's find an empty classroom, the conversation shouldn't take much time... Thinking of this, I walked back along the corridor where I came from, and took care of my hair that was rubbed by five chins to a high degree of freedom. Then press the green accept button on the fuselage.

Due to the proximity of the high school to the suburbs, and the fact that it may be blocked by an enchantment, things like signals in our school often jump back and forth between presence and absence.

For example, after I waited for a long time, the screen is still a black mess, and the circled pattern in the middle shows that it is loading.

It was impossible to see the specific appearance of the mysterious guy at the first time, but the voice was transmitted one step ahead of the picture——

"Ah, Moshi Moshi~"

"Can you hear me? Well, it's pitch black...that's weird."

——It’s a voice I’m super familiar with.

My expectant face darkened in an instant, and I said to myself, isn't this the voice of the intelligence dealer named Orihara Rinya?It's just a little more vague than usual, as if something like candy or potato chips is being chewed in his mouth.

What's up with Orihara Rinya's bastard!

Are you trying to fool me by pushing his trumpet to me and pretending to be "a friend of mine"?

And just when I had already rolled up my sleeves and was about to punch the screen across the air to ask people to return the information fee, the originally pitch black screen suddenly lit up

The face of a young boy who was very close appeared on the screen.

"!"

"!"

The two of us were taken aback at the same time, and we quickly pulled the phone away and put it away.

It was also at this time that I saw clearly that the opposite was a black-haired boy dressed like a detective, even meticulously equipped with a beret and a small cape.

She has a baby face, squinting eyes, and the hair on both sides is slightly tilted upwards. The shape is a bit like a cat whose head is flattened by hands, and the ears of the airplane are half-branched...

"..."

How should I put it, among the guys I met recently who can make cats and dogs, it’s a bit too much, isn’t it?

Five counts as one, electric time counts as one, Xia Youjie... barely counts as one, after all, foxes also belong to the canine family, so they are dogs even if they are rounded up.

But having said that, I looked at the big boy with short black hair in front of me—your squinting eyes and baby face plus the attribute of loving snacks... Did you collide with the settings of some guys at the same time?

While I was staring at the phone and thinking about the possibility that Orihara Rinya had just casually made a donkey wearing a running donkey on the other side, the other side was also tilting its head and looking at me calmly.

There is also a rose-red stick in his mouth, which seems to be a strawberry-flavored real stick. It is difficult to tell the age of the immature face with potato chips and some coarse pastry crumbs. It's a bag of snacks that haven't been unpacked yet.

"Interesting and interesting, I know it all!"

He opened his mouth suddenly, and opened his slender eyes when I was unprepared.

"Sure enough, just like that guy said, you are a kid who won't make people feel bored!"

"—I'm very interested in you!"

The eyes that were not covered by eyelids showed a very comfortable emerald green color.

If the state of squinting his eyes just now made him look like a cat lazily dozing in the sun, then the serious appearance of opening his eyes at this moment is undoubtedly like the cat that has released the lazy mode and plans to hold the cat in the next second. The cat pads off to swoop on the butterflies.

I was so astounded by my amazing imagination that tears almost flowed from the corners of my mouth

Although I can't understand whether the young man used a magic spell or a supernatural ability just now... But at this moment, it has nothing to do with the reason for wanting to absorb or obtain the other party's ability, a thought popped out in his heart——

It's too catty.

I really want to raise it!

I really want to touch it! !

"Hey, if you don't look at the road carefully, you will run into it?"

——And then Edogawa Ranpo reminded me like this.

Before there was a question mark above my head, my nose and forehead hit the wall as hard as a slate in front of me.

"Uh...Xiao Yu?"

what.

wrong.

Not walls.

Confused, I raised my face and blinked. I looked at Shang Xia Youjie's small eyes that looked too different from the subject of the video. I helped him subconsciously stabilize my arm and backed away. My face bloomed like a book. smiled:

"What a coincidence, brother."

I was thinking about wandering over to you sometime and having a good laugh.

Why can't you wait to hit me at the muzzle of the gun?

(Lol)

Xia Youjie has been feeling uncomfortable since this morning.

pain.

Can't tell exactly where it hurts.

In short, it was a strange pain that I had never felt before.

To put it bluntly, it feels as if the abdomen has been pierced by a chainsaw from front to back, and the heavy pull is caused by the weight of the chainsaw itself.

What's more tormenting is that the switch of the chainsaw is not pulled to the end, but it seems that there is a vicious child who controls it repeatedly playing with the switch, twitching and stabbing him in the stomach to torture him...

Xia Youjie felt that he was about to break down.

It even gradually produces a feeling of nausea as time goes by.

In contrast... devouring the curse spirit that smelled of vomit rags was not so difficult for him to accept.

He means it.

"..."

The pain caused him to break out of the bed in a cold sweat, Xia Youjie paled and crawled to the bathroom to take a shower, but the pain did not relieve, so he simply dried his hair and found it like a wet puppy with a towel on his head. The family who was busy in the laboratory entered the nitro.

The female classmate who is almost half of the school doctor quickly checked him all over, and found nothing unusual

So he asked Xia Youjie in detail where the pain was and what kind of pain it was, and after hearing the latter's detailed and vivid answer...a strange and indescribable expression appeared on his face.

Afterwards, Jia Ruzi insisted that DK was bored, so he came to play pranks on her, and warned him to stay cool and learn what is not good.

Xia Youjie, who was hated, was very depressed, and after realizing it, he suddenly realized that the pain might not come from himself.

curse.

Xiao Yu.

"!"

What happened over there?

"Glass, where is Xiaoyu? Does she have a mission today?"

"Huh? Not really... She's been dragged to sparring by Wutiao these days, so she's probably just practicing in the training room right now?"

"!!"

Gojo Satoru...

What the hell did this guy do when he was so busy with his tasks these few days that he didn't even touch the ground!

When practicing sparring, you should also pay attention to propriety and let him have enough!

What kind of "simple exercise" is this painful?So it is said that during the training, Wu Tiao accidentally injured his little girl internally! ?

"..."

Don't say anything.

He's going to find him now!

Gojo Satoru will be killed by him#

On the way to the training place where the two were rushing, Xia Youjie suddenly felt a strange tingling pain on his lips.

Although this kind of situation happened occasionally before, after all, every time Xiaoyu was in the state of cooking, he was like a starving ghost who had been starved for 80 years.

Whether it’s a snack or a staple food, even occasionally, without saying hello, he would come over and grab his neck, gnaw and suck and swallow blood, and there was never a time when he was in a hurry and fast, and he was so frizzy like a monkey that he didn’t know how to chew slowly. What is the pharynx, so that I always bite my tongue or bite my lip when eating.

Xia Youjie also reminded Xiao Yu not to eat so violently, because every time the other party couldn't retract his tongue and lost control of his teeth, he would also burst into tears in pain.

But the current situation is obviously not the case, one is that the meal time has not been reached, and the second is that Xiaoyu and Gojo Wu are together now...

The two of them were alone in the room, so it was hard not to let Xia Youjie think about something far away.

And later, he really misunderstood.

And according to the usual practice, he fought vigorously with his best friend, and smashed into pieces one of the few training rooms in Gaozhuan that had not been demolished by the two together...

"Jay, what happened to you today?"

"Why do you feel that you are completely out of shape? You don't even have one-third of your usual strength."

"Are you kidding me with this fluffy attack?"

"Bam—"

In the end, during the special period, the black-haired dk, who was at a disadvantage in two or three rounds, was beaten by his white-haired partner until he sank into the wall.

"You're still the same..." With half-dry long hair hanging loose, Xia Youjie looked embarrassed, barely propped himself up, his complexion was about to lose all color, "You won't be merciful at all."

"Of course, if you put water on you, it's no different from insulting you." The slender 1.9-meter DK stepped forward in three or two steps, and very naturally reached out to his best friend, letting him use his strength, "It doesn't matter if you are really good Right? Why does your complexion look as bad as if you ate a caterpillar? You thought it was nothing to worry about when you dodged that blow just now?"

"abdomen……"

"What's wrong with the stomach? Hey, you must have eaten something strange!"

"No, it doesn't matter. It's you, Wu. I still have something to ask you..."

"Huh?...Wow!"

"... "

"What are you doing, Jay!"

Xia Youjie, who had completed the two sets of movements of getting up and knocking down the opponent at the same time as he held Wujo Wushen's claws, stood firmly at this moment, taking the time to dust off the dust on his body.

He glanced down at his companion who was slumped on the ground and glared at him with an unhappy face: "Tell me, what did you do to that child?"

"What did what?" Wujo Satoru was at a loss.

"Do you need me to remind you in more detail?" Xia Youjie smiled, but his voice was distorted due to pain and anger, "The top button of the uniform is missing, huh?"

"...!" Guiltyly fluttering the long snow-colored eyelashes, the blue eyes turned away.

His mouth is still stubborn——

"Huh? This. Wasn't it ripped off by the curse spirit when I was fighting with you just now?"

"What? Is the red mark on your face also to be blamed on me letting the curse spirit kiss you on the head?"

"Huh? What's red..." He touched one side of his cheek for no reason, and then his face twisted, "Hiss...wow, why did she use such force? It hurts like hell!"

Xia Youjie: ^_^

"boom--"

Squeaking and shrieking to avoid a curse that was about to swallow him whole, Gojo Satoru rubbed his aching handsome face and wanted to use the reversal technique to heal and erase the traces, but he was about to strike Suddenly, it stopped abruptly.

Xia Youjie saw this small movement clearly with sharp eyes, and the nameless fire burned even more violently.

"Don't you think your behavior is very bad? Wu."

"What are you talking about? I didn't force her? It's all Xiaoyu who wants to come up to kiss me! Alas, I have nowhere to put my charm..."

"Don't talk useless, did you hurt her? During practice."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Gojo Satoru widened his eyes in disbelief, his eyebrows were erected, "Do I look like the kind of scumbag who even hits girls?"

He still wanted to follow his heart and bully her a few more times.

The best is the one where the little tail can no longer be raised, and can only sob and rub his eyes, breathless and cry to him for mercy.

But he doesn't want to, he has been with her for a long time, and he knows how scared she is, how tricky, how afraid of pain, every task is uncharacteristically wishing to stick to him, tie him up, shrink into his coat like a small kangaroo, and be helpless The lower limit is included in the scope of asylum.

Seeing her accidentally injured, bleeding, curled up so small and trembling, she will feel that the kitten wet by the rainstorm on the side of the road is not as pitiful as her, and will think how great it would be if she could take it and use it without a lower limit ...

So how could he take the initiative to hurt a finger of hers?

Are you kidding?

"Really?" Xia Youjie repeatedly confirmed, "There is no accidental injury without knowing it?"

"You are very long-winded, if you don't have it, you don't have it."

"In that case, why... um!"

"What's wrong with you? It still hurts?"

"I'm fine, it just seemed like a sudden..."

"Jie, you must not be cursed by some uncle, right?"

"...!!!"

"Ahaha~ Just kidding, why are you so nervous?"

"..."

"Huh? Why didn't you talk all of a sudden? Well, forget it, anyway, I'll dodge first, remember to check with Nitro afterwards."

"..."

"Ah, but if you release an unregistered spell spirit privately, you should still be called to lecture by Noctua, right? In short, you are asking for blessings, in vain~"

"..."

Unauthorized release of the curse spirit without application and approval, as Wujo Wu said, Xia Youjie was called to the office by Noctua to invite him to drink tea.

And in the corridor leading to the faculty office, the boy happened to meet Xiao Yu who was walking back with his head down.

The little girl was holding the phone in her hand, staring at the screen in a daze, not noticing the existence of the former at all.

What made Xia Youjie a little concerned was that at this time, Xiao Yu's cheeks were showing a faint blush, and the purple eyes under the thick and slender eyelashes like small fans were shining, which was obviously the expression of a young girl in love.

girl in love...

?

Xia Youjie was taken aback by his own interpretation, and at the same time became vigilant.

...who are you chatting with?

Gojo Satoru?

...#

And at this moment, an unfamiliar voice that had never been heard before came from Xiaoyu's cell phone:

"Sure enough, just like that guy said, you are a kid who won't make people feel bored!"

"I to you—"

"Very interesting!"

Xia Youjie: "!"

What the hell?

Internet dating?

No no no

With Xiaoyu's personality that loves him the most in the world and everything is for himself, it is not impossible to get acquainted with some powerful conjurers through the Internet and then learn their spells later.

only……

The speech of the idiot on the opposite side is really annoying!

He must be an unreliable, naive and arrogant bastard!

"Hey, if you don't look at the road carefully, you will run into it?"

Gee.

Who allowed you to talk to her in such a flirtatious tone?

"On both sides."

……

"Wow"

"Uh... Xiao Yu"

The two people who had their own concerns really collided as the script emperor Edogawa Ranpo said.

"I'll just say it~"

Shaking his head, he let out a sigh of emotion, and the detective boy who was used to doing whatever he wanted casually interrupted the call with a jelly in his mouth.

——Anyway, as long as he takes a look at it, most of the events that will happen next will not be able to escape the scope of his "supernatural power" reasoning, so there is simply no need to continue watching.

"What a coincidence, brother."

"Why are you here?"

Glancing at the blacked-out video interface, and the last series of messages sent by the opposite side, which seemed to be edited long ago, Xiaoyu quickly took back the phone, and at the same time, she looked harmless and approached Xia Youjie with her hands behind her back and her eyes bent. .

"...It's just that I violated some school rules and was called by night moths." He looked worriedly at the little girl who was looking pretty good, "but you, stay in the dormitory and have a good rest at this time, don't go out childishly Running around."

... It's better not to chat with some strange netizens!

"…Ai?"

Immediately, a surprised expression appeared on his face, followed by a sudden realization.

"I almost forgot!" Xiaoyu covered her mouth with her hands, the flush on her cheeks was also very obvious because of her fair skin, "Recently is a special period for that kind of thing... no wonder you look so pale, brother Pale?"

She raised her neck with a concerned and worried look: "I'm sorry, brother, you must be in pain, right? That's right, it's the first time after all, but you should get used to it in the future~"

Xia Youjie: "..."

don't want to laugh anymore.jpg

"Ah, in fact, it's okay to break the pain connection for now," Xiaoyu suggested, and then said, "It's just that I was called by the night moth this time, and it seems that I have an exorcism task to complete..."

"If you really can't bear it, you must tell me? I will also feel very uncomfortable seeing my brother in such a uncomfortable state."

For some reason, Xia Youjie always had the feeling that "this kid must be lying and acting again".

But Xiaoyu stood on tiptoe and looked at him with only his beautiful eyes reflected in his eyes. The bright red mouth was so cute when he was talking, so he didn't have any thoughts of wanting to expose the other party's lies. , just stretched out his hand, put the palm on one side of Xiaoyu's smooth and tender skin, raised his thumb slightly, touched a little water on the inside of the other's lips, and lightly pressed on the red jam that was not wiped clean, it was wet and soaked Wipe it off for others.

"Don't lift it, I'm fine," the hand didn't move away, dk didn't know why his hand was still sticking to the soft white skin like milk pudding, and the red fingertips were still close to touch It landed on the soft lower lip of the little girl non-stop, "Xiao Yu, don't be too forceful, after all, it's your own body, take good care of it."

"For the task, tell Wu, it doesn't matter if he replaces you a few times."

——This is of course the most lazy and easy way.

Xiaoyu also knows that she can just let herself be carefree as a female high school student and continue her daily and extraordinary high school life, enjoying her strange three years...or more A few years of youth.

But hatred must be avenged.

Regardless of this world, Xia Youjie from another time and space in her previous life, she would kill herself with her own hands.

Therefore, after getting acquainted with Orihara Rinya who has supernatural powers and intelligence collection through Qianjia's network, in addition to buying some necessary information from that person to make the plan go smoothly, Xiaoyu has been urging Orihara Rinya to inquire Search for news and rumors about "time travel", "rebirth" and "parallel space", in an attempt to find a way to the "past".

[Next, you will receive a mission to exterminate a village named "██" from your mentor, where you may find the answer you want]

[It’s just that you have to think clearly, there is an unexpected crisis in this mission, and it may also change your living state/destiny from now on]

[My ability is super reasoning, not super prophecy. The clues I have so far can only speculate to this step, and then it depends on your own choice and improvisation]

[Ah, it's getting late, I'm going to the convenience store to buy some new marble soda, see you soon]

"Don't bother Gojo," recalling Edogawa Ranpo's last prompt message that seemed to suggest a branch point in the game, Xiao Yu quickly rejected Xia Youjie's proposal, "Since the pain is completely affecting you now, Then even if you get injured on the way to the mission, it's not a big deal..."

"Ah, although I will still be more careful, in short, there is no problem at all except leaving it to me!"

"'you'?"

"Yes, except for you, brother." The purple-eyed girl suddenly narrowed her eyes slightly, and leaned forward to grab the small knuckles that had not been recovered from her lips, "There are also two faces."

"—He is also one of the individuals who volunteered to bear half of the damage for me, a little earlier than you."

The voice at the back became blurred, and the teeth easily pierced small holes in the pads of the fingers. Xiao Yu stopped, tilted his head slightly, and sniffed the tip of his nose like a puppy.

After confusedly distinguishing that the smell coming from the finger was mixed with the bath agent cherry sauce and the smell of blood, starting with the tongue sticking, he opened his mouth and swallowed the finger that was seeping the blood.

The upper and lower rows of teeth rubbed against the surface of the tongue, squeezing out more and more scarlet blood from the small gap.

"..."

The pain from fingers to heart pulled the black-haired DK, who couldn't help but slightly frowned on the lower half of his eyebrows.

On the whole, he has gotten used to Xiaoyu's behavior of becoming more and more unrestrained recently, biting some part of himself to suck blood to maintain the stability of the operation from time to time.

At first, Xia Youjie felt that there was nothing wrong with the little girl learning about the magic spell through this alternative method of contact. After all, in her eyes, the two were blood siblings with no further possibility.

And she would nibble him like this before the mission, sucking his wound until it was numb and itchy. The stabilization technique should not have many complaints, but...

The other party just mentioned "Nuo on both sides", Xia Youjie couldn't help but think about it.

"Xiao Yu."

He called her in a hoarse voice, and pulled his sticky fingers out from between the girl's teeth with a little force.

The mouth was full of sweet and sticky blood taste, the sudden emptying of the mouth made Xiao Yu's nasal cavity let out an indistinct moan of dissatisfaction, and when the separation was made, the slightly pursed lips and the skin of the thumb made a light pop ring.

"?"

Like a hamster cub that has been deprived of a bottle of milk eye drops, the little girl frowned in distress, smashing her mouth, looking up, her confused eyes with a hazy watery light seemed to be accusing her of resentment .

"——You want to suck my blood because of the two-faced nuo?" The long and narrow fox's eyes didn't smile at all, "For what reason? Out of control? Or..."

Xia Youjie closed his eyes, paused before asking, "To please that guy?"

In order to please that guy...

So, occasionally, you will eat some "food" that is not necessary for human beings?

Forced to obey or be a scoundrel;

It doesn't matter if you take the initiative to sacrifice to please.

Regardless of the reason, Xia Youjie felt annoyed for no reason.

"Double-faced Su Nuo?" Xiaoyu's expression became more confused, "What does it have to do with him?"

The reason why it always turned into this way without knowing it... is just because she likes to see his expression of pain and forbearance when he is pinched to the ground by her neck, and the blood is taken away, and the words that are desperately suppressed in the messy breath It was nothing more than a sad face that paled a little bit and lost its vitality.

There is no other special reason.

It's just because Xiao Yu is happy to see the miserable self who fell on the ground in a similar situation - now replaced with the exact same face of the perpetrator.

—she won't kill him.

But it's impossible to make him feel better

……

Pure, unreasonable malice.

It's like the most deeply rooted curse, piercing deeply into the flesh and penetrating the soul.

"If you don't want to give me blood again..."

Xiao Yu's eyes dimmed, his head turned to one side, and he muttered softly.

"I wouldn't mind at all if it had to swallow anything else similar."

It was as if the wronged person was really her.

At least on the surface.

Xia Youjie: "..." Others

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Xiao Yu!!!"

However, the black-haired DK who figured out the meaning of the girl's words was about to explode.

The tip of the drooping ear was instantly flushed and ripe like a monkey's buttocks, and the originally pale face was also rosy due to the blood, and it looked a bit healthy.

"This kind of words—" the voice was raised, and the last words were almost trembling at the end, "Don't speak in front of anyone in the future!"

Xiao Yu: "...?"

what?

It's kind of disgusting, but she's talking about tears...

Where does this guy want to go?