The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

what are you doing!

They actually fought?

I didn't expect my plan to succeed so easily.

[Boom boom boom boom, boom boom——]

Looking at the high school training room, which was developing out of control and rapidly shattering and collapsing, the two dk, one black and one white, were fighting back and forth and bickering from time to time, the corners of their lips twitched unconsciously behind the cute sleeves A joyful arc...

Great!

In this way, the repair compensation for accidentally smashing the ceiling before will not have to be counted on my head!

Wutiao Wu and Xia Youjie, you two are being taken advantage of, so go and make a fool of yourself, Auntie, I will retreat strategically first, and you will be in vain.

Closed the crumbling door whose durability was about to run out, I blocked all the hustle and bustle of the world behind the door, happily like a silly roe deer who won the 100 billion lottery and threw it outside to shine. Father-in-law Sun embrace.

After a few minutes……

I stuck out my tongue like a zombie and walked on the long way from the training site to the dormitory, turning into a puddle of slime and leaning against the bottom of a shady tree to take a break.

A series of red warning signs of "HP-1-1-1-1" seemed to be stuck on the top of the head.

day.

So hot.

To melt.

Really dead.

It's outrageous that the college is so big!

"... "

I really want to eat ice watermelon and drink ice Kuo Le.

...It's a pity that living in a wonderful country like Neon, where even grapes are paid by the grape, even if you want to realize the freedom of ice watermelon in summer, you can't do it. .

"Senior Xiaoyu, I've been looking for you for a long time, so you're here."

Just when I suspected that the progress bar of life/bitter summer was about to be full, a darker shadow fell.

Looking for the familiar male voice, I raised my head, and Hui Yuanxiong's baby face, which looked like Wangzai's mascot, appeared in front of me.

"Oh, it's ash..." I waved my sleeves listlessly at the person, shrugged my shoulders, but when I saw clearly what the other person was holding in his hand, my eyes blushed like a hundred-watt light bulb suddenly lit up, and my mouth Unconsciously, he changed his tune and shouted, "Mr. Shaved Ice!"

"Wow... I was a little bit shocked," the school uniform was wide open, revealing the white shirt inside. The younger sister made a hurt expression, and shook the shaved ice in my hand, "At least call me by my full name, senior. "

"Xiongjun! Angel! Are you an angel?" A man with a slap in the face strode towards the person, and I excitedly held up the boy's big hand holding the ice cup, and looked at the poached egg that saw the oasis in the desert. I was so moved that I couldn't be more moved , "It's great to have you in this world, woo woo woo woo"

——It's great that Su Nuo is willing to save this child! !

"It's too exaggerated, senior!"

DK, who was pushed forward by me at Mach speed, shrank his neck in a little panic, and stepped back with a good-tempered smile to keep a safe distance.

He poured two cups of shaved ice with one red and one blue jam in his hand, and I stuffed my left and right hands, and the other two iced drinks piled up in the shape of a small Mount Fuji were held in his arms tremblingly, and the glass collided with a crisp sound. , Just listening to it can make people feel a lot cooler.

"I... Qihai and I bought a shaving ice machine from a graduate, and we accidentally made too much," he explained to me, scratching his face with his fingers, "well, if you and Senior Nitro don't mind If so, it can be regarded as Qihai and I treat you to eat."

"I don't mind, I don't mind! How could I mind!"

I said, with a cup in each hand and fireworks crackling on my face.

It must be because a dog's tail pokes my back at this moment, so it is conceivable that it must be thrown into the air at this moment to catch up with the spinning bamboo dragonfly stuck on the top of Doraemon's head, and it can take off on the spot in minutes.

"Ah, that's right," suddenly remembered something, raised his face and said to Huiyuan in front of him again, "If I remember correctly, there are two talismans I got from my friend in my pocket, which can be used to cool down..."

"Well, I don't have any hands. Why don't you take it yourself? It's in your pocket."

"Ah? Shall I get it?" He looked a little embarrassed, "This, isn't it good?"

Uh, are all kids so polite nowadays?

"What's wrong? Reciprocity."

"No, that's not the problem..."

"Hey, don't be polite to me, take it, take it"

While talking, I was just about to approach him again, but at this moment, someone grabbed me by the collar, and a burst of force struck me and I was pulled back.

There was a living person's breath on the back, and something got into the small pocket of his jacket, and he fumbled around inside.

Feeling a little itchy, I looked down and saw a familiar white paw passing by in front of my eyes.

"Get it~"

The slender fingers held two clusters of talisman papers printed with complicated spell patterns, and the owner of the hand patted the cheek beside me with the talisman, which immediately gave me the illusion of being slapped on the face by rmb.

"That's right, right? Xiaoyu."

Deliberately bent down a little, the warm breath gently hit the ears when speaking.

You don't need to look back, you can guess who it is just by the sweet and childish scent of pastries floating over.

...In the end, the battle between this guy and Xia Youjie was decided so quickly?

Huiyuan in front of me suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, raised his face, and obediently called "Senior Wutiao" behind me.

"You're fast, Wutiao," without looking back, I stuffed a piece of blue shaved ice into Wutiao's hand, took the talisman in his hand and stuck it to the two contents that Hui Yuan was holding. On the wall of the glass that melts the trend, "Win?"

Compared with Xia Youjie, Wujo Wu didn't seem to be very familiar with Huiyuan, so he simply nodded at the latter as a greeting, and then habitually hung on me like a big cat.

"Of course I will win." Regardless of whether there is a junior watching from the side, he directly changed to jk's tone, and said lively with a voice stickier than cherry jam, "Tell you, ten It’s not enough for me to play with a guy like Jie~”

"Hmph, why am I amazing?"

I used a small spoon to gently scrape the shaved ice in my hand, and stirred it to make the crushed ice and the flowing red syrup fully mixed, and stuffed it into my mouth. The coldness and sweetness danced in the taste buds, and I was full of happiness after eating. The response was quite perfunctory: "Oh, oh, oh, it's amazing."

While dealing with it, he still didn't forget to rub his head with his backhand, and pushed back in the opposite direction calmly.

……Ugh.

So fluffy, clingy big cats are really good for keeping warm in winter, but their disadvantages come out in summer.

It’s okay to lose hair, the key is that it’s still so hot when it’s posted on a whim.

"So it turns out that Senior Wutiao was competing with Senior Xia You just now? Then I will send it to him now."

"By the way, this one was originally for you."

Still with a natural and harmless smile, Haibara Yuo forcefully stuffed the third cup of shaved ice into Gojo Satoru's other empty hand while speaking.

"Huh? ... oh."

Now it's him holding a cup with one hand, and finally there are no extra hands hooked on my 1.9-meter-heavy shoulders.

Gray original gentleman GJ!

It is indeed the angel I recognize.

"Uh, thanks..." Wujo Wujo looked up at Huiyuan who was about to leave through the dark round sunglasses, "But you don't have to give Jie's share, just give it to me, he just saw it. Woke up with an uncomfortable stomach."

"Huh?" DK, who had just walked out a few steps, stopped, turned his head with concern, "Senior, he... is it alright?"

"Oh, maybe? I don't even know what the reason is." The white-haired high school student shrugged, frowned and tilted his head in retrospect, "Probably because he really ate too much soba noodles. He ate too much soba noodles~ "

Hui Yuanxiong: "Is that so? It's a pity. I was wondering if Senior would like it."

The child suddenly became dejected.

What a pity.

I feel that I am sorry for his kindness if I don't eat them all in front of his face.

So I finished my share in threes and fives, did not receive the expected headache signal after eating ice, and stretched out my cold paws to the big-eyed dog with drooping ears: " Don't be discouraged, I will eat it for Xia... brother, and I will tell him the same feeling when I go back."

The innocent Haibara Yuo thought about it for a while, and maybe he really felt that this was the case, so he resolutely smiled again, and served me the last peach-flavored shaved ice.

"Well, I still have tasks later, so I'll leave first, see you next time, Senior Xiaoyu!"

Like a tool man who was pulled out to promote the plot, Haibara, who had been on the stage for less than a few minutes, hurriedly shouted at me and Gojo Satoru, who was holding two cups with a gloomy face behind me, greeted me and flashed quickly people.

"He seems to be very afraid of you."

I ate it all over my mouth, anyway, I don’t have to worry about my image in front of Wutiao, so I simply wiped it with my hands and crunched the ice while looking up at him.

After thinking about it, I tentatively poked his displeased face with my hand again, and the pigmented jam that I just wiped off from my mouth was just smeared on the collagen on the face that makes girls envious.

... stained

"..."

It feels so good.

First, it refers to the good feel.

Secondly, being able to dirty something clean and beautiful with my own hands has always been very attractive to me.

To be honest, I've always wanted to mess up this god-like, overly bright guy in front of me.

Just like those sweet cakes that were smashed in my hands until they were so sticky that they were originally delicate and beautiful.

Sometimes I also have the idea of ​​making Gojo Satoru look like that.

【Dirty him】

【make a mess】

"Don't always have such a fierce expression in front of the juniors."

I calmly stuffed the little spider ball that was about to crawl out of my head back into my brain like a messy ball of thread.

Even if my eyes can't focus for a while, it doesn't prevent me from showing a cute smile to the boy in front of me.

"Even if you put on airs as a senior, enough is enough."

"Arrogance? I don't have the time to do such boring things," he unconsciously puffed up his face like a child when he was angry. The red jam on his left cheek was like an octopus spreading its legs because of the puffing action. The fish enlarged a small circle eye-catchingly, "It's just..."

"It's just that the fact that the guy is staring at you to eat makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Xiao Yu's unintelligent appearance while eating can only be seen by me."

"..."

His last two sentences were very vague, almost like he was muttering in a low voice, so that I didn't hear the full version at all, and only grasped the key word "not smart".

I:……

I:##

I rely on.

The black bubbles that just came out of the top of the head, at this moment, felt as if they were being pierced one by one by the five nuns holding embroidery needles.

My vision cleared and was gradually replaced by flames.

Absolutely, this man!

What's wrong with me? I'm not smart anymore?

Can you stop trying to hurt me by taking the opportunity?

Can it be done? Can it be done! ! !

Furious into a puffer fish.

In addition, remembering that the video of Waterloo's beauty that was secretly filmed in the other party's mobile phone was even more infuriating, so he simply stared at him and pouted his mouth high, trying to kill him with his eyes.

But Gojo Satoru obviously misunderstood my behavior, thinking that a pouting at a jk and a dk is acting like a baby to the other party, and someone wiped her off.

And he doesn't know what he thinks, maybe it's because my lips are still wet with cherry sauce and peach sauce, and the pink in the pink is more delicious... It's not that I'm narcissistic, No.1 said that there is no way to do it like this. In short, he looked more like wanting to lick it off than rubbing it with his hands normally, so he suddenly lowered his body, and slowly moved his whole head...

What are you doing, guy?

I usually make him a dog or a cat, but I really didn't expect him to be greedy for this little sweetness in my mouth like a small pet.

If it was our angel or Wangcai, I would push it away, because it is too unhygienic, but the smell of Wutiao's body is really good, it is especially suitable for cuddling at night and sniffing the smell of icing sugar that sleeps soundly until dawn

The entire field of vision is also filled with snow-white icing, and the white hair that scratches the tip of the nose has the familiar fragrance of shampoo. The distance is so close that I can touch the soft and moist lips with a little tiptoe. In fact, considering a certain point, I couldn't wait to stand on my toes... It turned out that his long eyelashes were too in the way, and the eyelashes poked my mouth first...

Eyes, eyes!

Pain pain pain pain!

I closed my eyes subconsciously, then retracted, and the distance was widened again.

It was only after I finished shrinking that I realized that I didn't feel any pain at all.

Uh...yeah, almost forgot.

For things like pain, I throw them directly at others now, and it still hurts a lot.

Wujo Wu was slightly taken aback when he saw me dodge quickly, and before I could see the emotional change in those blue pupils clearly, a light cough came faintly from behind us, interrupting this neither embarrassing nor embarrassing relationship. atmosphere.

"……cough."

"!!"

Wutiao and I turned around at the same time, like a stealthy cat, and caught sight of the complicated face of Jia Ruzi, who was pressing his fist to his lips, hesitant to speak.

"..."

hiss.

It's really not the right time.

I almost thought that I could say another trick.

If the other party takes the initiative, there must be a bonus effect, right?

Just thought of this and haven't had time to verify it yet.

But forget it, since it's Nitro... interrupt as long as you interrupt, I have nothing to complain about.

After all, in my heart: Glass >>> five √

"Yu, the moths are looking for you everywhere." The short-haired JK seemed to roll his eyes, and lightly ignored Gojo Satoru, and his gaze finally fell on my head, "It seems that there is a new task, and you are assigned by the upper echelons to do it. "

"Huh? Me? But I..."

"Huh? Here again? What's the mission?" Gojo Satoru yelled angrily, interrupted and turned on the mic before me, "Didn't Xiaoyu just recover? Did she make a mistake, those old guys! "

"I don't know, I always feel something strange..." Nitro still ignored Gojo Satoru, and talked to me across a full 1.9 meters of air, "If you don't want to go, you might as well find a way to get rid of it, Xia Youjie And [beep——] I probably don’t have any missions recently, so just leave it to them..."

Gojo Satoru: "Hey! I have it! I'm the strongest, but I'm very busy! ... And what's the matter with directly blocking my name!?"

Jia Ruozi: "Then please ask Xia Youjie to do it for Yu, he probably didn't ask..."

Gojo Satoru: "Well, if Xiaoyu personally asks me, it's not impossible to agree to help me a little bit!"

Jia Ruozi: "You are very rude! Wutiao! What do you mean by always interrupting others!?...Wait, what is that?"

Gojo Satoru: "What are you talking about? Shaved ice. Didn't you know that you came from Mars? ... Ah, by the way, do you want to eat it? That junior sent it over."

Jia Ruozi: "Eat you big-headed ghost, I have been very concerned since just now, what is on Yu's mouth! Could it be Wutiao that you ate this for her!?"

Gojo Satoru: "Huh? What can't you eat?"

Jia Ruozi: "Yu! Where are you going! Come back to me!"

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Oil the soles of your feet and slip away in time.

As a result of my successful escape, I left Wutiao, who was at a loss, and Nitzi, who couldn't catch up and yelled at the air, far behind, flashing much faster than the tumbleweeds blown away by the [-]th typhoon .

"Talk slowly, I'll go find Noctuid first! In vain!"

"……Hey!"

...

To be honest, there are always a few days in summer when you can’t eat ice to feel refreshed, which is simply an inhuman torture!

It's going to be a bitter summer here! !

Nitro, you don't understand

you don't understand...

You don’t understand that the pain is pain on others, and after the pain is over, you can use the reversal magician you got from you to heal yourself, the joy of hurting others but not yourself, haha!

Just thinking about my brother's embarrassing and painful sad expression makes me brace up again!

Don't say anything.

Let's find Xiaopangda from Teacher Ye Moth's house to match up!