The monkey sister reborn into summer oil

Gojo Satoru's voice sounded a bit gnashing of teeth, in contrast to his sweet, smiling, icing-cake-like appearance.

I think I probably know what's going on.

That's the one...

When you bring your newly purchased dog home and hold its paw and stroke its head and make out with freshness and madness, the cat who has been pacing from the living room for many years will always make a little fuss when it sees it tempered.

And in order not to lose your cat, and to prevent the cat from reclaiming the privilege of scratching its chin or letting you suck it with pride, you have to take some remedial measures to appease the little guy. Mao's petty temper.

The best way is to masturbate.

If it wants candy, give it candy.

And more candy than a dog that doesn't think too much about it.

It happened that the white-haired dk intentionally moved his head very close, like a ferocious cat popping out his nails, looking to scare someone, so I raised my arms and palms around the back of the person's neck, and clicked on the back of his neck, He got the person in a little more, raised his neck and kissed him directly.

In fact, it was just a quick and light sip, which touched the soft lower lip slightly.

When they parted, they only felt a little bit of cool water, and it shouldn't be a problem to wipe it off with the cuff later.

"Don't make trouble, Wutiao," I scratched my finger on the palm of his hand that was still grabbing my earlobe, "Miss Auxiliary Supervisor is still waiting for me, and you have also been assigned a task, right? Come back if you have anything to say OK?"

"..."

Maybe it was because I didn't expect that I would not play the cards according to the routine and directly take such a sip. Gojo Goto seemed to have a head crash for 0.01 seconds, his eyes widened and he was stunned for a while, but then he quickly came back to face me and smiled hypocritically. .

"So you're going to send me away?"

His tone was still full of the liveliness of a girl, and he grabbed his fingers.

"Well, there should be more things like talismans on your head, right?"

With his knees bent, Wujo Satoru lowered his body a little.

Intentionally or unintentionally, the fabric on the knees touched the absolute area that people used to say. As an inner wear, the corners of the ultra-short suspender dress were also slightly wrinkled by him.

"Is it a spell that can separate individual time and slow down the flow?"

Pressing my forehead with my thumb, I tilted my head curiously to poke and press.

"It's great. If you make good use of it, even if time is tight, take your time. Complete. Complete. No. Need. Urgent."

……

Take your time, sister!

The door is open to your stupid criticism, if you really want to do something, it can be foreseen that it will be a famous scene in "Yuan O Kong".

"Enlightenment's six eyes are so powerful, can you see that too?" In short, praise him first, and then make a fuss, "But the effect of the talisman is about to pass, so that kind of thing will come later..."

Then the words were blocked together with the breathing. I resisted subconsciously and accepted it passively. I just wanted to bite with my teeth, stretching and biting... But as if I would predict that I would do this, what was pushed in at first was A piece of round hard candy with lingering warmth, the salty-sweet taste of cream immediately spreads to the taste buds.

I was burned a bit, but also frightened.

But he calmed down quickly. In order to prevent the sugar cube from slipping into the esophagus and jamming his throat, he adjusted his movements hastily and tried to push it to one side of his cheek with the tip of his tongue.

"... woo"

Because I was slightly distracted by the candy being fed into my mouth, I lost my defense against Wujo for a while, so I gave him a chance to take advantage of it.

"~"

He faintly heard a slight chuckle from his nasal cavity.

Immediately afterwards, there was a touch that made my scalp tingle as if the butterscotch was about to melt away. A small electric current exploded in my head, and the snow-white hair that covered almost the entire field of vision was also like It became hazy and wet like being covered with a layer of water mist.

"Wait...um..."

asshole!

The crisp sound of caramel hitting and rattling on the teeth, as well as the exaggerated sound of water bubbling that a primary school student would make when sucking candy, are all directly transmitted through the bones to the brain that is gradually becoming drowsy.

I was so dazed by the five messy and unstructured candy kisses, while I kept complaining in my heart, "What the hell is this?" Drilling in the arms of a human-shaped sugar jar.

……

Several times, I was so overly enthusiastic and sticky that I was about to slide down, Gojo Satoru finally picked me up from the ground like hugging a kitten.Even at this time, I still remember trying to grab his shoulders, but in the end, I was lifted to a higher level by him in a position where I couldn't touch my feet, and continued to be chased by him with my head pressed.

Baji Baji Baji.

...

However, I later discovered a fact that made me secretly happy——

Aha, I finally looked down at the top of Gojo Satoru's head one day, and I am taller than him! …When I realized this, I immediately froze, and the haze of being at a disadvantage just now was swept away, and the next little game of catering to the opponent’s cherry stems was a little bit real...

But obviously, I care more about how much cat hair (surgery) can be squeezed from this big cat (five) than enjoying the excitement and the excitement of the first attempt.

……

...

(Two-faced Nuo perspective)

At first, Xiao Yu was just a bug to the two-faced Su Nuo.

Even if this little bug would be fiddled with by him from time to time with a playful attitude, and some shrewdness would bite him at the right time, even if he couldn't get all the strength of his fingers and was restrained by her for the time being, she would always be in his eyes. Just an arthropod that doesn't make sense.

——If you can’t please it, you can simply kill it.

——Even if he fell into a deep sleep again after finally waking up, it would be better than being restrained by a boring brat.

最初

Two-faced Su Nuo thinks so.

"I'm going to die, woo woo woo..."

On the day of sharing the pain, the two-faced Nuo looked down on the girl rolling sweatily into the living area with her belly in her arms. At the same time, she also looked extremely indifferent, distorted and sinister because of the strange and strange pulling and throbbing pain in her abdomen.

"Sure enough, you should have been chopped into pieces—"

Gritting his teeth, the Cursed King tried his best to suppress the idea of ​​simply burning the soul of this terrible girl... After thinking about it, he was still a little bit reluctant.

——I don’t know if the neighborhood and delicious foods conceived by her will disappear after the little ghost dies. Those realistic and illusory things are quite to his taste. It's really a pity, I can only barely suppress my anger.

Still not calm, the gesture of pinching the fire formula changed again and again, and finally chose the most merciful punishment method in this life, pinching the little girl's cheek without sparing any effort and pulling it outward.

He also suffered half of the pain, but the two-faced Su Nuo could bear it, but the girl whose face was trampled by him cried out indiscriminately.

"What are you doing!...It hurts so much! My face is going to be crooked!!"

"I'm so miserable and you still play with me, do you still have humanity! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Su Nuo raised his eyebrows slightly in surprise.

It's not that I haven't seen a woman who was made to cry by him or trembling in front of him, but I've never seen a woman who cried so ugly...

The tip of the nose is red, the eyelashes and chin are all wet, and the mouth is opened in spite of the image, and the two sharp canine teeth on the upper row are clearly visible.

It's very strange, obviously crying so ugly, the voice is noisy, and the tears on the back of his hands are annoying and sticky, but the two-faced Su Nuo somehow feels a little bit up when seeing her cry, and forgets to be implicated by him for a while. During the soreness and pain in the abdomen, even the strength in his hands subconsciously eased a little.

"You came in knowing that you would be entertained by my uncle?" With a flip of his hand, he wiped the tears on the girl's body and returned it to the original owner. His tone was full of condescension from the superior, "Why? I really like being treated like this?"

"No wow," the sobbing Xiao Yu lifted his head from the ground while covering his stomach, and looked at him with a pitiful and innocent expression, "I didn't come in to see with my own eyes what you joked to make myself laugh. Do you feel better?"

Two-faced Su Nuo: "...?"

"Who knew that you are like a lump of iron and can't even deal with dysmenorrhea," he bent his knees and huddled up, muttering in a low voice as if complaining, "Sure enough, I have to find a way to transfer all this to you."

Two-faced Nuo: #:)

Two-faced Su Nuo felt that he should kill this human as soon as possible.

It's now.

"...!"

However, the hand that zoomed in was halfway up, when suddenly there was a pain in the abdomen that even he could barely ignore, he looked at his intact stomach, and then fixed his eyes on Xiaoyu.

The problem really lies there.

At this moment, a piece of white sharp bone was deeply piercing into the girl's lower abdomen.

Although it could be seen that her body was still trembling despite trying her best, that overly pale face was clearly smiling, with a malicious smile. She raised her head and looked at him, the sweat beads on her forehead almost gathered into strands and flowed down the small The straight bridge of the nose slid down slowly.

"It hurts, right? Two-faced Su Nuo..."

The breath sound is light and fluttering, as if a dandelion will dissipate when you blow it, and the last few sentences of his name are wet and crying, which is a bit pitiful

But soon after, the tone turned sinister and cruel in the next second.

"My pain at that time, let you feel it too?"

In order to pull together the pain he went into the water together

——She actually took the bone spur that had been hidden for some time, and pierced her body in one breath.

"..."

"........."

The cursed king who lived for a thousand years stood still for a long time.

After being silent for a while, he frowned slightly and asked the human girl in front of him in a tone that he had seen for a long time:

"Are you out of your mind?"

"... "

Seeing Su Nuo on both sides didn't seem to feel much pain, except for the initial twitching of the eyebrows, there was not even the slightest painful reaction on his face... Xiaoyu couldn't help but feel a little frustrated.

Yes.

He is the king of curses, so how could he take this little injury and pain seriously.

……

Burying her head low between her arms, the little girl immediately became depressed and trembling like a lost dog.

So red, so hot.

...was dying of pain.

Stabbing a knife at myself at a time like this... It's like my own brain...

"It seems... there is indeed a problem."

Dumbly replied.

Listening to the voice on both sides, Su Nuo felt that the other party was going to be so weak that he would go into shock and die in the next second.

But the fact is that her voice is still intermittent: "I should have stabbed you... But I think the speed of fighting can't beat it, so I just..."

He stopped before he finished speaking.

Two-faced Su Nuo thought he was out of breath or passed out from the pain.

He bent his back to get closer and just raised his foot to kick her, but who knew that the latter suddenly raised his head from the crook of his arms and met his eyes with the appearance of a corpse.

A pair of watery purple eyes reflected his reflection from below, and the red corners of the eyes looked a bit like a rabbit with no IQ and was about to die.

"I'm sorry, I will aim at stabbing you next time, just remember not to dodge."

Then this bloody rabbit with a low IQ and about to die seemed to be really thinking hard, and finally stared seriously as if he was offended, as if he was still negotiating conditions with him:

"And please stop telling me I'm mentally ill, it hurts."

Two-faced Nuo: "..."

Two-faced Nuo: "..."

...

"puff."

"?"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Seeing the girl's obviously delirious appearance, the King of Curses laughed out loud in a strange and comfortable way for a reason that even he didn't understand.

hell

--what happened?

It had been a long time since he had seen such a bug that made him laugh.

What a strange feeling.

"Hey, what's your name? Brat."

I got a little interested.

Stretching out his arms, he picked him up from the ground like he was carrying a chicken, and shook him.

"..."

Seeing her limp, like a lifeless sunny doll being hung up, her pupils with eyelashes that are about to droop are also showing a tendency to slacken, she couldn't help but "tsk", thought for half a second and scratched her head, showing great kindness He cast a reversal warlock on the ground, which barely made people alive a little bit.

"!"

Xiao Yu was half dead in the field of life and one foot was about to return to reality. At this time, his consciousness was suddenly pulled back, and he raised his face to face the two-faced Su Nuo who was close at hand, and looked around blankly. As if to clarify the situation.

"Go ahead, name."

It was repeated.

With a rare good temper and a little patience, Su Nuo loosened his big hand and let go of the thin white arm that he was holding in his palm.

Xiao Yu, who lost his focus, suddenly fell back to the ground from the half-height place where he was carried. He was still dazed, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell into the arms of the man in front of him like a drama.

The smell coming up from the tip of his nose is exactly the same as his own.

It was hard to pull the cloth on the man's chest twice before she could stand still. Xiaoyu blinked and still couldn't believe that the two-faced Su Nuo would use the reversal magician to save her...

Uh, although it doesn't seem to be considered "rescue", but I am still a little at a loss in the face of such a rare uncle and girl.

It's time for the sun...

How dare you ask her name?

"I……"

After muttering for a while, he raised his face from the fabric of the kimono rustlingly, and it was rare that he honestly didn't choke him and blurted out:

"My name is 'Yu'"

"The 'Yu' of 'Unhappy'."

Thinking that his head would be removed for messing up his clothes in the next second, he quickly shrank his neck and prepared to take a blow.

But who would have thought that the unpredictable killing god didn't care at all at this time, only a mocking sneer floated from the bottom of his throat.

"...It's 'Yu'."

"Hmph, what an unpleasant name."

"The world is full of hustle and bustle, uh..."*

"Cherry blossoms pass away silently, relative only in an instant."*

"The grass and trees in the wilderness are dry...why are you crying?"*

"Where the grass and trees are withered in the wilderness, who will pick up thatch flowers and leave behind a small wooden comb."*

"I can hear the sound of the ape...Monkeys, monkeys chirping?"*

"……are you an idiot?"

"Ahhh! Why on earth can you memorize even one finger better than me! Am I really bad?"

"If you want to die, you can say it directly."

"..."

"?"

"hug."

"roll."

……

The bug named "Yu" would always come to his domain to harass and harass him from time to time during the time spent together.

Sometimes he walks around in front of him with his arms folded, muttering something, anyway, most of the two-faced Nuo are bored, and they are not in a hurry to crush the little girl and get out of here, they just poke their faces with the mentality of killing time Lying on the ground on her side, her eyelids drooping and drowsy, listening to her chanting scriptures by herself.

However, as time went by, even he, a thousand-year-old antique, understood one fact——

That child is by no means serious reading material, the two paragraphs of haiku that are nagging in his ears all day long, even his ears that don't pay much attention can be memorized after a few times. But that one was stuck in a strange place and couldn't continue, no matter what.

Because of this, the small amount of fingernail-sized goodwill that finally grew out of nowhere was almost wiped out... The King of Curses began to despise this human brat who might not be as smart as a bug.

His two-faced Nuo's servant can't be so stupid... Sure enough, whenever he gets tired of it, he can just find a chance to take a picture of her.

But in the end, why still can't do it?

?

Of course, the two-faced Su Nuo will not have any strange feelings for humans. Even if humans do not have extra feelings for a grasshopper, the other party is not even a cat or a dog in his eyes. Thinking about it, it is probably because the little ghost is not bad. It can come in handy, and no matter how hard you try, you can't catch up with Limei who is good at handling "food".

Speaking of which, that guy obviously doesn't like me very much, but he always wanders around here every now and then. I also asked why, and got a reply from the little girl who patted her head and said "I'm worried you will be lonely" with a kind smile. .

Her mood rose awkwardly, and it seemed that apart from satisfying his desire to be full, she wasn't completely useless in other ways.Even though he knew it was half-truths and deceitful words, if he didn't go into the details, it could be regarded as able to please him who was bored a little bit.

It's just that if the two-faced Su Nuo learned that Xiao Yu's unfinished words were..."Lonely dogs die easily", not only would he not tolerate that little hand groping on the top of his pink-haired head, He would also smile and pop his blue veins, split the little girl's not-so-intelligent little brain, take a spoon, and taste the brain of the first human being who dared to treat the king of curses like a dog in history...

And the reason why Xiaoyu got into the field of life was of course not because she was afraid that the two-faced host would be bored or because she wanted to improve her relationship with others.

They usually come in at night. On the one hand, the flesh and body can get enough sleep in reality, and at the same time, the stripped soul can also do some things freely...

such as learning.

Of course, this is not the main purpose. She knows herself very well. It doesn't matter whether she learns to read or not.

Although the two-faced Nuo may be more terrifying than nightmares in the eyes of most people, at least this nightmare is different from traditional nightmares. After all, it can be seen and touched. If you are not afraid of death, you can stick to it and hug your legs Mantra power, if this master is in a good mood one day and is willing to ask for a pillow, there is a high probability that he can shrink his chest and warm his head... At this time, I have to pray that when I wake up during the day, my head is still growing on my neck and has not left. Run away from home or be played by the villains with great interest as a ball in the palm of their hands.

In short, they are such a strange way of getting along with each other repeatedly jumping between yin and yang.

Can't tell what it is...friend?loved ones?lover?It seems that none of them are, and the two parties are too lazy to delve into it——

All she cares about is "I must sleep well tonight without losing my head", "I got a lot of magic power from the silly dog ​​recently, haha", "I have to find a way to convince him to help me cheat in the exam "

And all he cared about was "when is she going to cook", "why doesn't she cook", "I'll kill you if you're a damn brat who can eat if you take my share" and other trivial and messy things.

"so boring……"

She sometimes says that too.

Then the cats and cats were not afraid of death and leaned against him, propped their chins and stared at him with their small heads.

The eyes are dripping, like a little black cat hiding a lot of bad thoughts.

It's still the kind with a card hanging around the neck, and the sign says "What bad thoughts can a kitten have?"

"doing what?"

Usually at such times, Su Nuo on both sides doesn't bother to lift his eyelids, he only holds the large wine cup in his hand, and sips the moist wine in it.Lazy, slightly drunk, comfortable and just the right amount of pleasure, he looked a bit like a lion who didn't even want to move his tail.

However, when he was about to take a sip of wine that day, the little girl routinely opened her big eyes and looked into his red eyes without blinking.

It wasn't until he was about to stare at him that he was getting goosebumps all over his body uncomfortably, then he pulled his sleeve, pulled it over and folded it back in a playful way, and finally pulled out the proposal that he had been holding back for a long time as if intentionally or unintentionally threw it before him, and said:

"Let's do it?"

The tone was as casual as "eat Kung Pao chicken tonight", with a little shameless innocence like a child.

……

...

"!"

The majestic cursed king was suddenly messed up like this, and his four eyes immediately widened.

Already not much drunk, most of the wine is sober.

And at this time, with a very humane "poof", he spewed all the wine in his mouth towards Xiao Yu's face.

"—"

Fortunately, the little girl seemed to have met her a long time ago, she flipped her wrist, and the sleeve that was rubbed, scratched, and fiddled with her fingertips just now was naturally used as a shield at this time.

The wine scattered like moonlight immediately stained the long sleeves of Su Nuo on both sides, and the mellow wine fragrance was diffused instantly by the wind...

"Are you all right, sir?"

Greeting falsely, pulling the other person's clothes to wipe the remaining moisture from the corners of the other's lips, Xiaoyu held back a smile and finally managed not to make a sound when he saw the two-faced Su Nuo in a state of distress.

"You..." One hand was still holding the wine cup steadily, and the other hand was rubbing along the girl's fair neck and pressing on the gently bouncing artery, "Are you sure?"

Ha ha.

Although I was really surprised at the beginning, in my impression, most human women would only open their mouths to do this kind of thing with the person they like, not to mention that the girl in front of her doesn't seem to be interested in it... Otherwise, in her situation, As early as in reality, she could pick any of the cats and dogs she so-called raised and try it easily.

After thinking about it carefully, her purpose should be his spell power.

Bugs will always stick to individuals that are beneficial to them, and because of their bad roots, they will become more and more greedy as time goes by...

It is estimated that the brat has had such thoughts for a long time, and this time he wants to try his luck to find out whether he can get more magic power for smooth mobilization from him with a deeper contact...

Even the spells that have never been obtained.

Two-faced Su Nuo didn't mind being merciful and accompanying her to try this little experiment.

He has been served well by her for a long time, and getting along with each other is passable, except for the unhappiness that is scheduled every month... But that little pain, which is almost negligible to non-humans, did not give him cause too much trouble.

Turning a blind eye and closing one eye is within the tolerable range.

He could indeed be merciful for a while and it didn't matter much.

But what about her?

Can a creature as small and fragile as a bug really be able to withstand his love and affection, which was regarded as "torture" in the eyes of those women?

……

...

ps: I am gathering various threads!

Some No.1 said that the hidden plot is released and then advanced, and it will be clearer and easier to understand (probably) after watching it. Please be patient for now qwq