[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true

After thinking about it in every possible way, Shencheng made up his mind to save this video.

After all, everyone is a mature modern person... This video only captures the back and side, and any open-point model photo is much more exposed than this.

Moreover, maybe it can be used after a little editing with video software?

What Shencheng meant was to make a mosaic on the key parts, and then polish the bald head to beautify it—but she was somewhat worried that Saitama's eyes and nose would be worn away during the skinning...

However, it is nothing more than an ordinary hero performance video, and it is not surprising that the public saw it, recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.

If Shencheng was walking on the road and saw Bumpman beating little monsters, he would definitely not be able to resist taking pictures.

But this is... the video content that needs to be mosaiced, so it is better to ask Saitama himself for consent?

Shencheng clicked on the PFP, and operated Xiangzhu to go to the place where several people had fought.

"Click, click" took a few more photos - the appearance of the mosquito's grandmother's defeat and the chaos around him.

Add photos to the video, and Shencheng will match the appropriate BGM after a while, no problem at all!

At least a few powders can be absorbed.

Shencheng shook his perspective, ignored the brainless game arrow that had been asking players to look for Saitama, and found a modern-style building where no one was there—the people inside probably took refuge. After observing that there was no surveillance, it was above board walked in.

It didn't take much effort for her to find a computer without a password and import her own video.

Shencheng decided to make a satisfactory finished product first and then show it to Saitama-the video with mosaic is easier to accept.

But she soon ran into a problem.

The game "Nobody Can Bury the Glory of a Hero" is also very real... maybe it is reality, so when editing a video, the PFP interface also pops up the computer window and screen.

Shencheng found that the computer had quite good hardware facilities—the CPU, graphics card, and hard disk were all good, but the software was very primitive.

She very reluctantly mosaiced Saitama with her ordinary video editing level.

... Now walking in the video is a guy whose whole body is mosaic except for his head.

... Shencheng was suddenly a little worried that Saitama would be regarded as a mosaic monster.

She connected to the Internet and looked around, intending to find a suitable website to release information, but found newer information.

Looking at the external level of technology, it is possible to create cyborgs full of sci-fi style in the opening animation, and to build many high-rise buildings in urban areas.

But there is no Twitter, Facebook, nzhan, YouTube, or even anything like a blog on the Internet.

In Shencheng’s common sense, there is this kind of content-n station and YouTube were established in 06 and 05 respectively, while blogs only became popular in the late 90s of last century.

If there is no blog, according to the logic of network development, it is more likely that there are three network communication methods, MSN, BBS, and ICQ, which were created before blogs.

Finally, after browsing the webpage for a while, Shensumi successfully found a very popular BBS with topics related to heroes and monsters, and registered "Kazumi District, Saitama Prefecture", a nickname that combines two completely unrelated place names.

After doing all this, Shencheng complied with the meaning of the game, followed the arrow under his feet, and returned to the original location of the apartment tube building—who knows why Saitama walked so fast, and knocked on the door.

Through the poor-quality non-soundproof anti-theft door, Shencheng could hear such a voice——

[Blonde man: "...Teacher, just let me open the door!"

Saitama: "..."]

What, this bald guy quietly accepted his disciples without knowing it.

But if you want to compare hair volume, it is obvious that this blond disciple is better.

[Kasumi: "Hello, Saitama-sensei."

Saitama: "Wait for me, why did you start calling Sensei?"

Kasumi: "Ordinary honorific title—my problem is that I haven't finished talking about the matter with you before."

The blond man immediately asked Saitama, "Teacher, is she...?"

friend?No, obviously not at this age.

If I have to say... Could it be the teacher's daughter? ?

"...Ah, what?" Saitama looked at Genos' gradually serious expression, and said inexplicably, "Isn't she just a high school student who sells wigs part-time?"

"..."

Xiangzhu paused.

What item should I take out to prove my identity at this time——]

The part where you need to choose props from the backpack is coming again.

Shencheng has already realized that for her, this is really not a fighting game.

Sometimes, you need to choose some items from the existing items to persuade others-like the "Ace Attorney" series of games.

At other times, you need to use items flexibly to operate, such as taking pictures at the right time, giving away wigs-this is like some free decryption games.

... As for the combat system, it has not been mentioned at all.

What is this game about?Set up such a crisis-ridden background and hero's profession, but don't give the player a chance to fight, but let her be a hero agent?

... Closer to home, what would most people come up with in this situation?

The general solution is [personal business card], to prove your identity as a hero manager and make up for the mistake just now.

But Shencheng thought about it, and still found another way, and took out the camera from the backpack.

[Kasumi: "There is a video, I think it is necessary to show you."

Kazumi collected materials locally and played the edited video on the old TV set in Saitama's home.

As the video played, Saitama, who was originally muttering, gradually quieted down, while the expression of the cyborg named Genos became dignified.

Genos: (After replaying the battle in this way, I once again realized the strength of the teacher... and the huge gap between me and the teacher!)

Genos: (What a meaningful video.)

Thinking so, Genos turned his head to look at Saitama-sensei, wanting to hear his opinion.

However, Janos was surprised to see that the teacher who could kill a weirdo with one punch without sweating a drop, after watching the video, tiny beads of sweat gradually oozed from his forehead.

"wig……"

Genos heard the teacher murmur solemnly.

Genos: (Wig? There must be something deep in it... By the way, I know.)

Genos: "Master, you mean that the Mosquito Man is actually-" feint right?

However, before the golden-haired mechanical boy finished speaking, he saw his teacher holding his head in both hands, showing a "something bad" expression.

"I forgot I was wearing a wig back then!!"

Saitama finally recalled the wig that was destroyed by the mosquito monster along with his clothes.

How can there be such a wig in the world that makes people feel no sense of existence?

...Definitely expensive, something Saitama couldn't afford.

The more the hero Saitama, who lives in a difficult life, thinks more, the more he thinks that the female student selling wigs must have come to ask him for money for wigs.

And she also took a video, the evidence is conclusive.

It would be too bad to be sent to the police station by young part-time girls because they couldn't pay for wigs...]

Shencheng got a little bit of what Saitama was thinking, and she started typing.

But never mention the wig thing.

["All in all," said Kasumi, "it's just as you see—"

Listening to it, Saitama's egg head cast a gray shadow.

"I think Saitama-sensei is a very powerful hero."

Kazumi said slowly, she took out the personal business card she had prepared for a long time and stuffed it to Saitama.

The other party took it with a wooden face. ]

Shencheng thought, it may be because the destruction of the wig caused too much impact on Saitama, so the player got another chance to give away items.

["Heavenly Courtyard Fragrant Lives," the bald man read out while watching, "Hero manager...?"

Huh?The price of the wig is not written on the business card.

"Yes, I want to be Saitama-sensei's hero manager."

Kazumi said.

"Jenos, have you heard of the hero agent?"

"No, I haven't heard of it."

The mentor and apprentice who had just formed started discussing the matter of the hero manager.

Kasumi knocked on the cabinet next to it, shaking off a layer of dust, she emphasized: "This video was recorded for this purpose, and I want to put it on the Internet to promote the hero of Saitama-sensei."

"—Is it possible? Saitama-sensei."

"Ah." The bald man replied casually, "It doesn't matter."]

Kansumi suspects that Saitama doesn't understand what she's talking about at all.

In the "Heroes" world view where the Internet culture has only developed to the level of bbs, it is normal for everyone to not pay attention to the power of the Internet.

…Every modern person knows how much money benefits network publicity and marketing can bring.

But for Saitama and the player Shencheng, the more important thing is——

[Kasumi: "Internet publicity can make you better known by the public, and increase Saitama-sensei's popularity as a hero—"

Genos: (I see, it's like a promotional activity like Masked Sweetheart, but...)

"Ah, wait."

There was no expression on Dantou's face, but Kazumi's words were interrupted by the blank eyes with the whites of the eyes much larger than the pupils, "I am not a hero for the sake of being famous—"

Just a hero for fun. ]

Seeing that even Saitama himself is not interested in the "hero development plan" set by the game, Shencheng immediately turned his hands and head together.

Shencheng activated her mouth escape technique.

Part of the content of Zuidun was found and extracted by her while surfing the Internet, while the part about Xiangzhu's experience was nonsense.

[Kasumi: "Being famous is not the goal, but an inevitable additional product in the process of becoming a hero."

Kasumi: "And Saitama-sensei, of course your behavior is already a hero."

Then, she opened her eyes and started talking nonsense: "Maybe the teacher doesn't know. When I was young, I was once helped by the teacher from the weirdo."

"As expected of a teacher!"

Janos said.

"Have I been a hero for so long?"

Saitama rubbed his head, feeling suspicious.

And why did this little girl start taking a bite of a teacher too? ]

——Isn't it because your bald appearance makes it easy to forget the fact that you are a 25-year-old youth?

Kansumi does not think such fictitious details are very important.

[Kasumi: "However, Mr. Saitama, who acts like a hero, has not been known by the public, and has even been living a life of desolation."

"No," Saitama opened his eyes and waved his hands, "Didn't you say that you came here to sell wigs?"

But life in poverty is a fact.

Kasumi ignored him and continued, "If heroes don't get what they deserve, who would want to be a hero?"

"If the public knew about it, they would be chilled by it.

——So, this is not a problem of you alone, Saitama-sensei, but a problem of the whole society. "

Kasumi avoided the important and ignored the important, shifting the focus and saying, "So, Saitama-sensei, it is absolutely necessary for you to carry out hero promotional activities and get what you deserve."

Saitama: "Is it that serious...?"

His eyes have gradually turned black circles. ]

Very well, Shencheng already knew that the art of escape by mouth is always invincible.

And one more hero manager is good for Mr. Saitama...

[Kasumi: "If Saitama-sensei is willing, I can become the teacher's hero manager now-of course the wig thing is also written off."

Saitama immediately agreed listlessly: "Okay."]

Which one is the real reason for you to agree?

...Kansumi suspects that the compensation for the wig may be more important to Saitama...

But the verbal agreement of the hero manager was reached in this way!

Regarding this, Shencheng still has a very important question to ask——

[Kasumi: "Okay, I'll upload the video to the BBS in a moment—but, by the way, Saitama-sensei, what's your hero's name?"

She noticed when she was looking up information on the Internet that every hero has a hero code name.

Kasumi: "Actually, I haven't heard of Sensei's hero name yet."

"Hero name? What's that?"

Saitama looked at Kasumi, then at Genos, very dazed.

Both of them fell silent suddenly.

...So it turns out that Saitama-sensei hasn't registered with the Heroes' Association yet? ? ]

... No wonder your family is so poor!

It is clear to me that it is indeed necessary for the game to require players to be hero managers, and Saitama really needs this!

Immediately afterwards, Saitama's new apprentice, the cyborg named Genos, explained the meaning of "hero name" to Saitama.

As the name suggests, it is the action nickname assigned to each hero by the Heroes Association after certain tests—it is not something that you can pick up by yourself.

For example, Genos, he used himself as an example, saying that his hero name is "devil biochemical man".

...Actually, Shencheng thinks that a name like "Chimian Bioman" is more suitable for him?

Shencheng listened to the conversation between the two according to skip, and finally came to a conclusion.

[Kasumi: "I see, then the next plan is to have Genos take the teacher to the Heroes' Association for a test."

As soon as he became a hero manager, Kasumi began to unceremoniously instigate Saitama's cheap apprentice Genos.

Kasumi: "After that, Saitama-sensei will go with me to the 'bald sucker tug of war' in Aomori Prefecture!"

It just so happens that this competition will be held recently. ]

This is a real, famous bald race that has existed since the 80s.

Kansumi believes this will attract fans to Saitama - presumably bald fans.

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The author has something to say:

This game really exists (…

I think it suits Saitama-sensei very well.