[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true
Chapter 54 The bald teacher with badly damaged clothes
[Please confirm your name. ]
In order to enable players to have a sufficient sense of substitution, the fixed process that most games must have is to choose a name.
In "Nobody Can Bury the Glory of a Hero", although it claims that the story happened a long time ago, it is obviously the background of modern Japan.
There is nothing wrong with using a Japanese name.
Shencheng smoothly pressed "Tianshangyuan" as the surname, but when he came up with the name, he had an idea and wrote "Xiangzhu" which pronounced Kasumi as "Xiangzhu" with the same pronunciation and different characters.
Putting on a vest like this, you can almost say that you are Shencheng, and if you take a step back, you can kill him and refuse to admit it-if something bad happens.
Moreover, Saitama and Kazumi are both place names in Japan, so the names match the game background very well.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder feels very comfortable.
However, this game seems to only need to set the name as a factor, and the gender is simply defaulted to female.
The family background and background of the characters are very vague, and only the goal of "to become a hero agent" was pointed out in the opening animation just now.
... As for whether such a profession really exists, Shencheng has no idea.
In short, just turn this bald man into a hero recognized by everyone!
After setting the name, Shencheng entered the game.
The place where the game character Tianshang Yuanxiangju first appeared was a residential area.
Dense buildings, dusty building coatings, every window has a balcony - it seems to be a cramped bachelor apartment.
Judging from the surrounding environment... To put it bluntly, maybe this is a slum area?
This time, Shencheng can see the back of his warm-toned head—it seems to be a game from God's perspective.
On the ground, a novice-style red arrow is very considerately given.
These arrows extended from Xiangzhu's feet, pointing straight to the nearest apartment building, apparently telling her to go in this direction.
It's been a long time since Shencheng saw this kind of foolish way of guiding the way, and thinking about it, he felt quite nostalgic.
So she followed the arrow and walked all the way to the apartment building, stepped on the narrow stairs, and went directly to the residence of the target person.
["Boom boom——"
"Who? In terms of rent, there are still a few days--"]
After Shencheng knocked on the door, he heard such words. The other party obviously walked to the door and opened it without thinking while talking.
What met Shencheng's eyes was a very smooth and round egg - she immediately adjusted the angle of view and found that there were human facial features growing on the front of the egg.
[Egghead: "What? Is it a female high school student for social research? So, do you have anything to ask?"
As he said this, he held a plastic watering can in the shape of a green elephant in one hand... which was cute, and kept driving away the mosquitoes buzzing around him with the other hand. ]
It seems that the female high school student who came to distribute the questionnaire on the spot...
Leaving that aside, does your image, Saitama, really matter?
Moreover, players already know that you are Saitama, so why does the system text still refer to you as "egghead"?
Before Shencheng had time to reply, Kazumi introduced himself as if he was talking about a fixed program in the system——
[Xiangzhu: "Hello, I'm Tianshangyuan Xiangzhu, this time I'm not here for social research, but—"
——Please take out the corresponding items from your backpack to prove your intention of coming. ]
Such a prompt popped up on the screen, and a backpack icon appeared in the lower right corner accordingly.
...It seems that it is still in the novice guide.
Shencheng opened the backpack and counted the few items in it: video camera, mobile phone, crowbar, wallet, personal business card, wig.
The first few things are easy to understand literally.
As for the personal business card, click to get the explanation [Tian Shang Yuan Xiangzhu's personal business card as a hero manager, it is plated with gold, everyone who sees it should believe your identity, right? ]
And the wig is [a black wig, which will give you confidence again.Because the workmanship is so good, light and low weight, people who wear it sometimes forget that they are wearing a wig? ]
too easy!
As a matter of reasoning, it was almost obvious which item to take out!
Three-year-olds know it!Sure enough, it is a sub-question for novices!
[Personal business card] can best prove Xiangzhu's identity.
— but naive, there is obviously a better answer!
How can a bald man resist a good wig?
Kansumi pointed at the wig and began her performance.
[Kasumi: "Look at this! Mr. Saitama!"
Kasumi took the wig in his hand, rotated it 360°, and showed Saitama the wig in all directions,
Kasumi: "I'm here to sell wigs. The quality is very good and the effect is real. I don't sweat when I wear them in summer."
Kazumi said sincerely.
Egghead suddenly realized, nodded and said: "Oh, so that's it, it's a salesman who came to sell wigs! ——Speaking of which, why do you know my name?"
The egghead seemed to have faintly sensed that something was wrong.
Kasumi looked around and said to him: "Yes, Mr. Saitama, you can try wearing this wig. I think it will suit you very well. It will look very handsome."
She was quite enthusiastic about selling and flattering. ]
All of this was of course controlled by Shencheng.
She thought in her heart that if she had time to work part-time as a salesman, she might be able to make a lot of money.
["Do the kids nowadays come out to work part-time so early? It's really not easy."
Egghead scratched his bald head and couldn't help putting on a wig for a try.
Kazumi immediately said: "Very good! He is even more handsome than Takuya Kimura!"]
...Sorry, Mr. Takuya Kimura.
Shencheng didn't think apologetically.
["Yeah."
Egghead replied honestly, but quickly realized, "—but I don't need it."
Egghead: (I don’t have the money anymore.)]
...you are miserable.
Shencheng stared at the line representing Saitama's inner thoughts, and couldn't help sighing.
And bald, and no money.
...Looks like I can't afford a wig anymore.
Just when Shencheng decided to change his strategy and took out his [personal business card], Saitama on the screen seemed to have been harassed by mosquitoes intolerable, violently violently, and swat at the damned mosquitoes—unfortunately, all of them failed.
... Can such a person who can't even kill mosquitoes really become a hero recognized by people?
Shencheng couldn't help feeling suspicious, maybe the narration in the opening animation was trying to scare her?
[Kasumi: Wait, this is my business card.
Kasumi tries to hand Saitama his personal business card. ]
And Saitama's attention has been all focused on the mosquito, and he has no time to care about the player's words.
Shencheng immediately realized that this must be an invisible restriction set by the game for the player—the item can only be given out once, because the bald man is busy swatting mosquitoes, so he has no time to accept the second item from the player.
...But she felt that the wig she gave was completely correct, how considerate.
Putting aside the fact that the stickers are not thoughtful, Shencheng realized in the next moment that the game explained the wig as an item, and one item was very correct-"People who wear it sometimes forget that they are wearing a wig".
I saw that bald Saitama, who had forgotten that he was wearing a wig, and even ignored the change of home clothes and big pants, full of hatred for mosquitoes.
After saying "Excuse me!" to the player, he rushed to the door, picked up the insecticide on the side, and chased the mosquitoes away.
...what awe-inspiring feud of the species.
Shencheng thought about it, and saw a familiar arrow appearing under Kazumi's feet—it seems that this arrow is Saitama's locator.
So she also clicked on PFP, and chased in the direction of Saitama.
Strange to say, this bald man looks like an incompetent youth who is unemployed and at home, but his physical fitness and speed are very good.
The player chased after him non-stop, but he never caught up with the man in slippers chasing mosquitoes.
Until when Shencheng was chasing the bald man and was about to turn a corner, the game popped up such a prompt——
[High energy ahead.
"Buzzing—"]
Kansumi heard such a voice from the loudspeaker of the PFP.
What appeared to be a dense swarm of mosquitoes.
She then manipulated Xiangzhu to move her head over there.
Sure enough, apart from the swarms of mosquitoes, there was also a grandmother who didn't look like a good person, with wings on her back, revealing clothes, and a plump figure.
On the side that is obviously the hero, there is a guy who is dressed in a rather mechanical style, confronting the human grandmother.
As for Saitama... he looks like a passing soy sauce.
Since the current player's character does not have combat power——Shencheng is not sure whether his mind ability and physical fitness can be used in this game, it is better not to go up to interrupt (send the head) without authorization.
A hero agent should do what a hero agent does.
Shencheng immediately opened the backpack and took out the key video camera.
If Saitama can have a wonderful performance, it will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube.
...If not, then Shencheng must carefully consider the bald hero development plan.
After both parties ended their nonsense, Renwai Niang launched an attack on Saitama with lightning speed.
——Saitama's clothes were badly damaged!
Of course, the wig was also ruined.
Although only the back was photographed, this eye-catching scene made Shencheng think about whether to turn off the camera.
However, Shencheng soon ran out of time to think about this question.
[What kind of a hit is that!
He moved forward with a run-up, pointed his toes, and jumped into the air. The recoil generated by his feet stirred up smoke and dust that was almost half the height of a person.
Aiming at the mosquito monster, Saitama swung his only punch.
That was just an ordinary punch from hero Saitama.
Accompanied by the sound of fists breaking through the sound barrier——
The battle is over. ]
How could a hero with such strength be unknown?
Does Saitama really need the help of a hero manager to be recognized?
Such doubts arose in Shencheng's heart.
["Ah, not good." Saitama, whose clothes were completely damaged, made a regretful voice at the collapsed building beside him, "This supermarket will have a special sale tomorrow."]
...Sure enough, it is still needed.
As Shencheng thought about it, he became worried about the content captured by his camera.
Although this is indeed an advanced combat record of the hero defeating the Mosquito Monster, everyone can recognize the fact that Saitama's clothes are damaged from the back...
If this is uploaded to youtube, it will be scanned for pornography and blocked in a few minutes, right? ?
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Damn, we start school today.
In order to enable players to have a sufficient sense of substitution, the fixed process that most games must have is to choose a name.
In "Nobody Can Bury the Glory of a Hero", although it claims that the story happened a long time ago, it is obviously the background of modern Japan.
There is nothing wrong with using a Japanese name.
Shencheng smoothly pressed "Tianshangyuan" as the surname, but when he came up with the name, he had an idea and wrote "Xiangzhu" which pronounced Kasumi as "Xiangzhu" with the same pronunciation and different characters.
Putting on a vest like this, you can almost say that you are Shencheng, and if you take a step back, you can kill him and refuse to admit it-if something bad happens.
Moreover, Saitama and Kazumi are both place names in Japan, so the names match the game background very well.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder feels very comfortable.
However, this game seems to only need to set the name as a factor, and the gender is simply defaulted to female.
The family background and background of the characters are very vague, and only the goal of "to become a hero agent" was pointed out in the opening animation just now.
... As for whether such a profession really exists, Shencheng has no idea.
In short, just turn this bald man into a hero recognized by everyone!
After setting the name, Shencheng entered the game.
The place where the game character Tianshang Yuanxiangju first appeared was a residential area.
Dense buildings, dusty building coatings, every window has a balcony - it seems to be a cramped bachelor apartment.
Judging from the surrounding environment... To put it bluntly, maybe this is a slum area?
This time, Shencheng can see the back of his warm-toned head—it seems to be a game from God's perspective.
On the ground, a novice-style red arrow is very considerately given.
These arrows extended from Xiangzhu's feet, pointing straight to the nearest apartment building, apparently telling her to go in this direction.
It's been a long time since Shencheng saw this kind of foolish way of guiding the way, and thinking about it, he felt quite nostalgic.
So she followed the arrow and walked all the way to the apartment building, stepped on the narrow stairs, and went directly to the residence of the target person.
["Boom boom——"
"Who? In terms of rent, there are still a few days--"]
After Shencheng knocked on the door, he heard such words. The other party obviously walked to the door and opened it without thinking while talking.
What met Shencheng's eyes was a very smooth and round egg - she immediately adjusted the angle of view and found that there were human facial features growing on the front of the egg.
[Egghead: "What? Is it a female high school student for social research? So, do you have anything to ask?"
As he said this, he held a plastic watering can in the shape of a green elephant in one hand... which was cute, and kept driving away the mosquitoes buzzing around him with the other hand. ]
It seems that the female high school student who came to distribute the questionnaire on the spot...
Leaving that aside, does your image, Saitama, really matter?
Moreover, players already know that you are Saitama, so why does the system text still refer to you as "egghead"?
Before Shencheng had time to reply, Kazumi introduced himself as if he was talking about a fixed program in the system——
[Xiangzhu: "Hello, I'm Tianshangyuan Xiangzhu, this time I'm not here for social research, but—"
——Please take out the corresponding items from your backpack to prove your intention of coming. ]
Such a prompt popped up on the screen, and a backpack icon appeared in the lower right corner accordingly.
...It seems that it is still in the novice guide.
Shencheng opened the backpack and counted the few items in it: video camera, mobile phone, crowbar, wallet, personal business card, wig.
The first few things are easy to understand literally.
As for the personal business card, click to get the explanation [Tian Shang Yuan Xiangzhu's personal business card as a hero manager, it is plated with gold, everyone who sees it should believe your identity, right? ]
And the wig is [a black wig, which will give you confidence again.Because the workmanship is so good, light and low weight, people who wear it sometimes forget that they are wearing a wig? ]
too easy!
As a matter of reasoning, it was almost obvious which item to take out!
Three-year-olds know it!Sure enough, it is a sub-question for novices!
[Personal business card] can best prove Xiangzhu's identity.
— but naive, there is obviously a better answer!
How can a bald man resist a good wig?
Kansumi pointed at the wig and began her performance.
[Kasumi: "Look at this! Mr. Saitama!"
Kasumi took the wig in his hand, rotated it 360°, and showed Saitama the wig in all directions,
Kasumi: "I'm here to sell wigs. The quality is very good and the effect is real. I don't sweat when I wear them in summer."
Kazumi said sincerely.
Egghead suddenly realized, nodded and said: "Oh, so that's it, it's a salesman who came to sell wigs! ——Speaking of which, why do you know my name?"
The egghead seemed to have faintly sensed that something was wrong.
Kasumi looked around and said to him: "Yes, Mr. Saitama, you can try wearing this wig. I think it will suit you very well. It will look very handsome."
She was quite enthusiastic about selling and flattering. ]
All of this was of course controlled by Shencheng.
She thought in her heart that if she had time to work part-time as a salesman, she might be able to make a lot of money.
["Do the kids nowadays come out to work part-time so early? It's really not easy."
Egghead scratched his bald head and couldn't help putting on a wig for a try.
Kazumi immediately said: "Very good! He is even more handsome than Takuya Kimura!"]
...Sorry, Mr. Takuya Kimura.
Shencheng didn't think apologetically.
["Yeah."
Egghead replied honestly, but quickly realized, "—but I don't need it."
Egghead: (I don’t have the money anymore.)]
...you are miserable.
Shencheng stared at the line representing Saitama's inner thoughts, and couldn't help sighing.
And bald, and no money.
...Looks like I can't afford a wig anymore.
Just when Shencheng decided to change his strategy and took out his [personal business card], Saitama on the screen seemed to have been harassed by mosquitoes intolerable, violently violently, and swat at the damned mosquitoes—unfortunately, all of them failed.
... Can such a person who can't even kill mosquitoes really become a hero recognized by people?
Shencheng couldn't help feeling suspicious, maybe the narration in the opening animation was trying to scare her?
[Kasumi: Wait, this is my business card.
Kasumi tries to hand Saitama his personal business card. ]
And Saitama's attention has been all focused on the mosquito, and he has no time to care about the player's words.
Shencheng immediately realized that this must be an invisible restriction set by the game for the player—the item can only be given out once, because the bald man is busy swatting mosquitoes, so he has no time to accept the second item from the player.
...But she felt that the wig she gave was completely correct, how considerate.
Putting aside the fact that the stickers are not thoughtful, Shencheng realized in the next moment that the game explained the wig as an item, and one item was very correct-"People who wear it sometimes forget that they are wearing a wig".
I saw that bald Saitama, who had forgotten that he was wearing a wig, and even ignored the change of home clothes and big pants, full of hatred for mosquitoes.
After saying "Excuse me!" to the player, he rushed to the door, picked up the insecticide on the side, and chased the mosquitoes away.
...what awe-inspiring feud of the species.
Shencheng thought about it, and saw a familiar arrow appearing under Kazumi's feet—it seems that this arrow is Saitama's locator.
So she also clicked on PFP, and chased in the direction of Saitama.
Strange to say, this bald man looks like an incompetent youth who is unemployed and at home, but his physical fitness and speed are very good.
The player chased after him non-stop, but he never caught up with the man in slippers chasing mosquitoes.
Until when Shencheng was chasing the bald man and was about to turn a corner, the game popped up such a prompt——
[High energy ahead.
"Buzzing—"]
Kansumi heard such a voice from the loudspeaker of the PFP.
What appeared to be a dense swarm of mosquitoes.
She then manipulated Xiangzhu to move her head over there.
Sure enough, apart from the swarms of mosquitoes, there was also a grandmother who didn't look like a good person, with wings on her back, revealing clothes, and a plump figure.
On the side that is obviously the hero, there is a guy who is dressed in a rather mechanical style, confronting the human grandmother.
As for Saitama... he looks like a passing soy sauce.
Since the current player's character does not have combat power——Shencheng is not sure whether his mind ability and physical fitness can be used in this game, it is better not to go up to interrupt (send the head) without authorization.
A hero agent should do what a hero agent does.
Shencheng immediately opened the backpack and took out the key video camera.
If Saitama can have a wonderful performance, it will be recorded and uploaded to YouTube.
...If not, then Shencheng must carefully consider the bald hero development plan.
After both parties ended their nonsense, Renwai Niang launched an attack on Saitama with lightning speed.
——Saitama's clothes were badly damaged!
Of course, the wig was also ruined.
Although only the back was photographed, this eye-catching scene made Shencheng think about whether to turn off the camera.
However, Shencheng soon ran out of time to think about this question.
[What kind of a hit is that!
He moved forward with a run-up, pointed his toes, and jumped into the air. The recoil generated by his feet stirred up smoke and dust that was almost half the height of a person.
Aiming at the mosquito monster, Saitama swung his only punch.
That was just an ordinary punch from hero Saitama.
Accompanied by the sound of fists breaking through the sound barrier——
The battle is over. ]
How could a hero with such strength be unknown?
Does Saitama really need the help of a hero manager to be recognized?
Such doubts arose in Shencheng's heart.
["Ah, not good." Saitama, whose clothes were completely damaged, made a regretful voice at the collapsed building beside him, "This supermarket will have a special sale tomorrow."]
...Sure enough, it is still needed.
As Shencheng thought about it, he became worried about the content captured by his camera.
Although this is indeed an advanced combat record of the hero defeating the Mosquito Monster, everyone can recognize the fact that Saitama's clothes are damaged from the back...
If this is uploaded to youtube, it will be scanned for pornography and blocked in a few minutes, right? ?
--------------------
The author has something to say:
Damn, we start school today.
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