[Comprehensive] All the games I've played have come true
Chapter 56 There is such a perfect bald head in the world!
However, things were not as simple as Shencheng thought.
Mr. Saitama, who was taken by Genos to participate in the Hero Association's examination, only got the result of a C-level hero because of his poor performance in the written test.
In the Heroes Association, heroes are divided into S, A, B, C and so on.
According to their unwritten implicit rules, heroes with higher ratings will get more prestigious titles, while C-level rookie heroes often have little development potential. The hero names given to them by the association... are not so much titles as Most of them are just decent nicknames.
Saitama, as a bald man with a poor appearance, of course the association sees people as inferior, and only gave him the nickname "The Bald Man in the Cloak".
Of course, Shencheng was very displeased with this silly hero name.
[Kasumi: "What? Is the hero name of the bald caped man serious?"
As she spoke, she patted the table at Saitama's house.
The table was shaken, and it barely held on, without falling apart.
"Compared to this," Saitama folded his arms in front of him, looking at Kasumi who came over to be a hero manager for no reason, "Why are you at my house?"
The bald man's eyes are dead.
"It's very simple, I knock on the door," Kasumi pointed to Genos, "Genos opened the door and came in."
"And rather than why I'm here, shouldn't the more important thing be the name 'Bald Caped Man'? I'm definitely going to complain to the Hero Association!"
That's too bad.
After speaking, Xiangzhu made a gesture to leave.
Genos reacted quickly, and immediately blocked the teacher's hero manager with a gesture that resembled "Brother, forget it.jpg", blocking her way.
"Calm down." Genos said, "This is the naming style of the Heroes Association, which can contain all the external factors of the hero, concise and easy to identify - there are also C-level heroes called 'students' and 'big backers'." ' People, the name of the hero of the teacher is also the same style."
Kazuki calmed down a little, and asked, "Is there a 'Green Hat'?"
Janos recalled: "It seems...not."
Xiangzhu was not so calm again, she said righteously: "Look, there is no 'Green Hat'! But there is 'Bald Caped Man', which is an overly offensive nickname."
"Ah," the bald man interrupted listlessly, looking at Kasumi with his small eyes, "I do feel a little bit personally attacked now."
By the way, the name of the bald caped man is not so bad that it should be compared with the green hat, right?
Saitama thought a little depressed.
Kasumi: "..."
It seems to be a bit. ]
The matter about the bald caped man is over for now.
When uploading the video to the hero bbs, Shencheng deliberately forgot the name of the bald caped man, after a little thought, he labeled Saitama with a suitable name - "One Punch Man".
Although it is equally simple and rude, it is of course much stronger than the bald man in cape.
Shencheng recalled the news feeds sent to her by various media in the era of information explosion, and wrote the title of the post, "Shocked, the strongest hero! The hero who can eliminate ghost-level monsters in one blow is actually..." The title of the post.
The content reveals that the strongest hero is "One Punch Man".
Shock body is a routine that can never be tire of. The words "strongest hero" bring controversy, and the last sentence creates suspense.
However, in Shencheng's view, this "strongest" is not a bluff, but an ordinary and simple statement-at least the strength of several heroes in the promotional film is completely inferior to Saitama.
After posting the post, Shencheng refreshed it again, and soon there were many more replies.
There are melon-eating people who shout 666 without thinking, there are reasonable people who analyze Saitama's combat effectiveness, and there are netizens who say that they have met mosquitoes and monsters...
Of course, complaints about the mosaic are also inevitable, and some people even went to the official website of the Heroes Association to flip through the information page by page, and corrected the owner that he was the bald man in the cloak.
Shencheng didn't want to see the name of the bald caped man at all, she immediately replied and insisted that this was One Punch Man.
The post was built up layer by layer, and it didn't take long for it to be marked with a red "HOT".
Shencheng retired from the forum.
Immediately afterwards, she was moved by Teacher Saitama with affection and reason, and put forward their own reasons and excuses to try to get him to participate in Shensumi's long-famous "bald sucker tug-of-war contest".
Shencheng knew that some of the factors were her personal bad taste...but more of it was for Saitama-sensei.
Participating in this kind of competition is conducive to creating a down-to-earth image-in view of the bald appearance, there is no way to follow the idol path, so she can only find another way.
This is not to be out of business, because the hero does not have a business all the time, and the weirdo does not run around every day.
When searching for information on the Internet before, Shencheng saw through Xiangzhu’s operation that some heroes would promote through various media in their free time, and some heroes had their own hobbies and jobs—such as scientists, such as martial artists.
What's the big deal about a mere bald sucker tug of war?
Shencheng told Saitama the above reasons, but it didn't work.
[The bald head: "No."
He lay on the sofa and turned over. At only 25 years old, he put on the air of a dejected uncle.
After a few seconds, he turned around and looked at the cheap apprentice and the cheap hero manager.
"Don't you have anything else to do?"
Saitama asked.
By the way, why are one and two at his house?Very crowded.
Kazumi's job is naturally to persuade Saitama to participate in the competition. As for Genos's job, she doesn't know, probably learning from the teacher's side how to become stronger and also become bald.
"I heard that there are supermarket discount coupons as rewards for the competition."
Kazumi said.
"..."
"Let's go."]
Hooked!
Shencheng thought.
She watched the game use the Spring and Autumn style of writing, replacing the process of rushing with a moving train.
But in the blink of an eye, the screen flashed, and the three of them arrived at the place where the competition was held, Aomori Prefecture.
Yes, Genos came too, and volunteered to pay for the ticket.
According to him, he fully believed that the teacher could win, and he came here to see the heroic posture of the teacher for himself.
In this regard, Saitama does not want to express any opinions...Why do you have confidence in him in this regard?
Shencheng had some doubts about the word "heroic" through the screen.
In short, when Saitama and his party got off the bus, they saw many bald people from different parts of the country come to compete at the station.
Those bald heads were shocked when they saw Saitama, and they all pretended to be unintentional and leaned over to see Saitama's smooth, round, almost perfect bald head.
Shencheng couldn't understand what was so interesting about this at all, why did those bald uncles with big bellies all show amazed expressions?
Everyone is bald, can we still compete with each other?
She turned up the volume, trying to hear what the bald guys were saying.
[Passerby A: There is such a bright and round bald head in the world!
Passerby B: This person is not very old, but he is only over 30, but he has cultivated a good kung fu. He is by no means an easy person.
Passerby C: It seems that this tug-of-war competition is another battle between dragons and tigers! ]
This group of people expressed their views on Saitama's bald head in the traditional tone of the second commentary in their country, and they were amazed.
Shencheng turned the angle of view again and looked at Saitama, but found that this guy still had that sullen expression, especially when a passer-by mentioned "this person is not very old", his mouth became a straight line.
...Although Saitama-sensei is very powerful, as long as he thinks that he has gone bald early at the age of 25, Shencheng still can't help feeling sympathetic.
After asking the passers-by about the specific location of the competition, Shencheng and Genos sent Saitama teacher there with great fanfare and signed him up.
Shencheng didn't know if Saitama-sensei felt even a little happy in his heart.
After all, everyone here is bald, and his baldness can be regarded as normal by everyone here.
As the saying goes, it's better to come early than coincidentally. As soon as the few people arrived at the venue, they didn't have to wait long before the official opening of the competition was ushered in.
A Mediterranean middle-aged man who could not be called completely bald made an opening speech with a loud voice.
[Middle-aged man: "Welcome to the bald sucker tug-of-war competition sponsored and held by the "Bald Men's Club" in Aomori Prefecture! Our aim is to light up the world with bright heads! Light up the road ahead!"
The Mediterranean man said proudly.
"Sounds really good."
Xiang lived below and whispered to Saitama and Genos, "This is the power of baldness."
Xiangzhu then teased the cheap student again: "You know? The secret of your teacher being so strong is to remain bald...and a magician at the same time. As long as I shave your bald head later, you will be half successful, Genos. "
She thought that it was not convincing enough to say that she was bald, so she added the condition of being a magician.
Genos was dubious, and first answered Kasumi, "My hair is a tough bionic fiber."
"Really? Teacher."
Turning to look at Saitama-sensei again, he said seriously: "About the magician...?"
"..."
Saitama seemed to be in a daze, but after being called back to his senses by Genos, he reluctantly said, "It's a matter of time."
Regardless of how Genos misinterpreted the meaning of the teacher, the above Mediterranean has already talked about the key competition prizes.
"The Kishida supermarket shopping voucher provided by Mr. Kishida——"
He pointed to a bald man... who seemed to own a small shop.
"A free meal provided by Mr. Shirashima—"
The Mediterranean is pointing to another old man with few hairs on his head... Is this a family restaurant? ]
...This is actually a bald men's mutual aid club, right?It's really touching.
Shencheng was thinking, but saw some small twists and turns on the screen.
["Fill out this form now, and you can join the bald men's club quickly, sir, do you want to think about it?"
A guy came up to sell the Bald Club.
"No, really."
Saitama said. ]
...the game begins.
The rules are very simple. The referee Mediterranean Sea sucks the two plastic suction cups attached to the rope on the contestants' skulls respectively.
Suction cups are the kind of transparent suction cups that are often seen on bathroom wall tiles.
Its suction often depends on the smoothness of the adsorbed object.
Therefore, the more smooth and clean the bald head, the easier it is to win, and those guys who have temporarily shaved their heads and still have stubble on their heads cannot fish in troubled waters.
After installing the suction cups, the two contestants climbed on the ground and wrestled with each other to pull the rope... The rules here are the same as ordinary tug-of-war competitions.
Teacher Saitama was pushed onto the arena with a smile on his face by the devil's manager and his unfilial apprentices.
Probably because after becoming strong and bald, he gradually became emotionally indifferent and everything is bearish, so his expression was numb at this time.
["Come on, teacher!"
Genos said.
The rest of the audience, some who shouted and applauded, expressed their kindness and enthusiasm for the bald people.
In such an atmosphere, Saitama felt that he had also become strange.
I also changed my mind about baldness... maybe baldness is not so bad?I shouldn't regard baldness as the price of becoming stronger.
Look at these people, how optimistic they are.
He put on the suction cup.
[…]
Shencheng didn't expect the victory to come so quickly.
Saitama's tug-of-war tactic is very simple, put on the suction cup, and then use his peerless big bald head to attach unstoppable suction to the suction cup, and shake his head lightly.
Almost no one can resist him!
It's as simple as defeating all kinds of weirdos!
["I have been in the bald world for more than ten years, and I never thought I would lose to such a young man."
"It's true that blue is better than blue..."
Two bald, defeated men were talking.
"It seems that I have to buy some scrub to scrub my scalp in a few days."
"Which brand do you think is better?"
"..."
These whispers were clearly heard by Saitama.
Saitama usually defeats weirdos through his own fighting power, but he has never won victory through baldness-baldness can only bring him frustration and the vague sight of others.
Such an experience is something he has never had before.
Therefore, Saitama's mood fluctuated strangely, and he felt a vague sense of pride about the baldness.
Finally, the Mediterranean host announced:
"The winner is this..."
He looked at the entry form in his hand, "Mr. code-named 'One Punch Man'! He is a hero by profession!"
The audience looked at each other and applauded.
"It's really giving us bald heads!"
"I support you!"
There was also such a voice from the crowd.
"Uh, the age is 25 years old?" Hai Di was too shocked, and accidentally read it out. Seeing that the situation was wrong, he quickly corrected it, "In short, let us congratulate Mr. One Punch Man for winning!"
People quieted down and their eyes became complicated.
...and then louder cheers broke out. ]
Mr. Saitama, who was taken by Genos to participate in the Hero Association's examination, only got the result of a C-level hero because of his poor performance in the written test.
In the Heroes Association, heroes are divided into S, A, B, C and so on.
According to their unwritten implicit rules, heroes with higher ratings will get more prestigious titles, while C-level rookie heroes often have little development potential. The hero names given to them by the association... are not so much titles as Most of them are just decent nicknames.
Saitama, as a bald man with a poor appearance, of course the association sees people as inferior, and only gave him the nickname "The Bald Man in the Cloak".
Of course, Shencheng was very displeased with this silly hero name.
[Kasumi: "What? Is the hero name of the bald caped man serious?"
As she spoke, she patted the table at Saitama's house.
The table was shaken, and it barely held on, without falling apart.
"Compared to this," Saitama folded his arms in front of him, looking at Kasumi who came over to be a hero manager for no reason, "Why are you at my house?"
The bald man's eyes are dead.
"It's very simple, I knock on the door," Kasumi pointed to Genos, "Genos opened the door and came in."
"And rather than why I'm here, shouldn't the more important thing be the name 'Bald Caped Man'? I'm definitely going to complain to the Hero Association!"
That's too bad.
After speaking, Xiangzhu made a gesture to leave.
Genos reacted quickly, and immediately blocked the teacher's hero manager with a gesture that resembled "Brother, forget it.jpg", blocking her way.
"Calm down." Genos said, "This is the naming style of the Heroes Association, which can contain all the external factors of the hero, concise and easy to identify - there are also C-level heroes called 'students' and 'big backers'." ' People, the name of the hero of the teacher is also the same style."
Kazuki calmed down a little, and asked, "Is there a 'Green Hat'?"
Janos recalled: "It seems...not."
Xiangzhu was not so calm again, she said righteously: "Look, there is no 'Green Hat'! But there is 'Bald Caped Man', which is an overly offensive nickname."
"Ah," the bald man interrupted listlessly, looking at Kasumi with his small eyes, "I do feel a little bit personally attacked now."
By the way, the name of the bald caped man is not so bad that it should be compared with the green hat, right?
Saitama thought a little depressed.
Kasumi: "..."
It seems to be a bit. ]
The matter about the bald caped man is over for now.
When uploading the video to the hero bbs, Shencheng deliberately forgot the name of the bald caped man, after a little thought, he labeled Saitama with a suitable name - "One Punch Man".
Although it is equally simple and rude, it is of course much stronger than the bald man in cape.
Shencheng recalled the news feeds sent to her by various media in the era of information explosion, and wrote the title of the post, "Shocked, the strongest hero! The hero who can eliminate ghost-level monsters in one blow is actually..." The title of the post.
The content reveals that the strongest hero is "One Punch Man".
Shock body is a routine that can never be tire of. The words "strongest hero" bring controversy, and the last sentence creates suspense.
However, in Shencheng's view, this "strongest" is not a bluff, but an ordinary and simple statement-at least the strength of several heroes in the promotional film is completely inferior to Saitama.
After posting the post, Shencheng refreshed it again, and soon there were many more replies.
There are melon-eating people who shout 666 without thinking, there are reasonable people who analyze Saitama's combat effectiveness, and there are netizens who say that they have met mosquitoes and monsters...
Of course, complaints about the mosaic are also inevitable, and some people even went to the official website of the Heroes Association to flip through the information page by page, and corrected the owner that he was the bald man in the cloak.
Shencheng didn't want to see the name of the bald caped man at all, she immediately replied and insisted that this was One Punch Man.
The post was built up layer by layer, and it didn't take long for it to be marked with a red "HOT".
Shencheng retired from the forum.
Immediately afterwards, she was moved by Teacher Saitama with affection and reason, and put forward their own reasons and excuses to try to get him to participate in Shensumi's long-famous "bald sucker tug-of-war contest".
Shencheng knew that some of the factors were her personal bad taste...but more of it was for Saitama-sensei.
Participating in this kind of competition is conducive to creating a down-to-earth image-in view of the bald appearance, there is no way to follow the idol path, so she can only find another way.
This is not to be out of business, because the hero does not have a business all the time, and the weirdo does not run around every day.
When searching for information on the Internet before, Shencheng saw through Xiangzhu’s operation that some heroes would promote through various media in their free time, and some heroes had their own hobbies and jobs—such as scientists, such as martial artists.
What's the big deal about a mere bald sucker tug of war?
Shencheng told Saitama the above reasons, but it didn't work.
[The bald head: "No."
He lay on the sofa and turned over. At only 25 years old, he put on the air of a dejected uncle.
After a few seconds, he turned around and looked at the cheap apprentice and the cheap hero manager.
"Don't you have anything else to do?"
Saitama asked.
By the way, why are one and two at his house?Very crowded.
Kazumi's job is naturally to persuade Saitama to participate in the competition. As for Genos's job, she doesn't know, probably learning from the teacher's side how to become stronger and also become bald.
"I heard that there are supermarket discount coupons as rewards for the competition."
Kazumi said.
"..."
"Let's go."]
Hooked!
Shencheng thought.
She watched the game use the Spring and Autumn style of writing, replacing the process of rushing with a moving train.
But in the blink of an eye, the screen flashed, and the three of them arrived at the place where the competition was held, Aomori Prefecture.
Yes, Genos came too, and volunteered to pay for the ticket.
According to him, he fully believed that the teacher could win, and he came here to see the heroic posture of the teacher for himself.
In this regard, Saitama does not want to express any opinions...Why do you have confidence in him in this regard?
Shencheng had some doubts about the word "heroic" through the screen.
In short, when Saitama and his party got off the bus, they saw many bald people from different parts of the country come to compete at the station.
Those bald heads were shocked when they saw Saitama, and they all pretended to be unintentional and leaned over to see Saitama's smooth, round, almost perfect bald head.
Shencheng couldn't understand what was so interesting about this at all, why did those bald uncles with big bellies all show amazed expressions?
Everyone is bald, can we still compete with each other?
She turned up the volume, trying to hear what the bald guys were saying.
[Passerby A: There is such a bright and round bald head in the world!
Passerby B: This person is not very old, but he is only over 30, but he has cultivated a good kung fu. He is by no means an easy person.
Passerby C: It seems that this tug-of-war competition is another battle between dragons and tigers! ]
This group of people expressed their views on Saitama's bald head in the traditional tone of the second commentary in their country, and they were amazed.
Shencheng turned the angle of view again and looked at Saitama, but found that this guy still had that sullen expression, especially when a passer-by mentioned "this person is not very old", his mouth became a straight line.
...Although Saitama-sensei is very powerful, as long as he thinks that he has gone bald early at the age of 25, Shencheng still can't help feeling sympathetic.
After asking the passers-by about the specific location of the competition, Shencheng and Genos sent Saitama teacher there with great fanfare and signed him up.
Shencheng didn't know if Saitama-sensei felt even a little happy in his heart.
After all, everyone here is bald, and his baldness can be regarded as normal by everyone here.
As the saying goes, it's better to come early than coincidentally. As soon as the few people arrived at the venue, they didn't have to wait long before the official opening of the competition was ushered in.
A Mediterranean middle-aged man who could not be called completely bald made an opening speech with a loud voice.
[Middle-aged man: "Welcome to the bald sucker tug-of-war competition sponsored and held by the "Bald Men's Club" in Aomori Prefecture! Our aim is to light up the world with bright heads! Light up the road ahead!"
The Mediterranean man said proudly.
"Sounds really good."
Xiang lived below and whispered to Saitama and Genos, "This is the power of baldness."
Xiangzhu then teased the cheap student again: "You know? The secret of your teacher being so strong is to remain bald...and a magician at the same time. As long as I shave your bald head later, you will be half successful, Genos. "
She thought that it was not convincing enough to say that she was bald, so she added the condition of being a magician.
Genos was dubious, and first answered Kasumi, "My hair is a tough bionic fiber."
"Really? Teacher."
Turning to look at Saitama-sensei again, he said seriously: "About the magician...?"
"..."
Saitama seemed to be in a daze, but after being called back to his senses by Genos, he reluctantly said, "It's a matter of time."
Regardless of how Genos misinterpreted the meaning of the teacher, the above Mediterranean has already talked about the key competition prizes.
"The Kishida supermarket shopping voucher provided by Mr. Kishida——"
He pointed to a bald man... who seemed to own a small shop.
"A free meal provided by Mr. Shirashima—"
The Mediterranean is pointing to another old man with few hairs on his head... Is this a family restaurant? ]
...This is actually a bald men's mutual aid club, right?It's really touching.
Shencheng was thinking, but saw some small twists and turns on the screen.
["Fill out this form now, and you can join the bald men's club quickly, sir, do you want to think about it?"
A guy came up to sell the Bald Club.
"No, really."
Saitama said. ]
...the game begins.
The rules are very simple. The referee Mediterranean Sea sucks the two plastic suction cups attached to the rope on the contestants' skulls respectively.
Suction cups are the kind of transparent suction cups that are often seen on bathroom wall tiles.
Its suction often depends on the smoothness of the adsorbed object.
Therefore, the more smooth and clean the bald head, the easier it is to win, and those guys who have temporarily shaved their heads and still have stubble on their heads cannot fish in troubled waters.
After installing the suction cups, the two contestants climbed on the ground and wrestled with each other to pull the rope... The rules here are the same as ordinary tug-of-war competitions.
Teacher Saitama was pushed onto the arena with a smile on his face by the devil's manager and his unfilial apprentices.
Probably because after becoming strong and bald, he gradually became emotionally indifferent and everything is bearish, so his expression was numb at this time.
["Come on, teacher!"
Genos said.
The rest of the audience, some who shouted and applauded, expressed their kindness and enthusiasm for the bald people.
In such an atmosphere, Saitama felt that he had also become strange.
I also changed my mind about baldness... maybe baldness is not so bad?I shouldn't regard baldness as the price of becoming stronger.
Look at these people, how optimistic they are.
He put on the suction cup.
[…]
Shencheng didn't expect the victory to come so quickly.
Saitama's tug-of-war tactic is very simple, put on the suction cup, and then use his peerless big bald head to attach unstoppable suction to the suction cup, and shake his head lightly.
Almost no one can resist him!
It's as simple as defeating all kinds of weirdos!
["I have been in the bald world for more than ten years, and I never thought I would lose to such a young man."
"It's true that blue is better than blue..."
Two bald, defeated men were talking.
"It seems that I have to buy some scrub to scrub my scalp in a few days."
"Which brand do you think is better?"
"..."
These whispers were clearly heard by Saitama.
Saitama usually defeats weirdos through his own fighting power, but he has never won victory through baldness-baldness can only bring him frustration and the vague sight of others.
Such an experience is something he has never had before.
Therefore, Saitama's mood fluctuated strangely, and he felt a vague sense of pride about the baldness.
Finally, the Mediterranean host announced:
"The winner is this..."
He looked at the entry form in his hand, "Mr. code-named 'One Punch Man'! He is a hero by profession!"
The audience looked at each other and applauded.
"It's really giving us bald heads!"
"I support you!"
There was also such a voice from the crowd.
"Uh, the age is 25 years old?" Hai Di was too shocked, and accidentally read it out. Seeing that the situation was wrong, he quickly corrected it, "In short, let us congratulate Mr. One Punch Man for winning!"
People quieted down and their eyes became complicated.
...and then louder cheers broke out. ]
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