[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

Sawada sound slipped away.

No, it's not so much a "slip", but a "strategic retreat".

That's right!

Sawada Yin used words like "strategic retreat" to describe his actions.

It's just that she could hide for a while but not for the rest of her life, and two days later, Sawada-nyo was blocked by Emiya boy in the kitchen.

At that time, Sawada Meow was tiptoeing, peeping, secretly, and carefully opening the refrigerator, preparing to fish out something delicious from the refrigerator, but the next moment, a calm voice sounded behind her: "Miss Cat , do you have any suggestions for today's dinner?"

Meow! ! !

Sawada Meow looked back in horror, only to see the young Emiya who was supposed to go to Xindu to work after school, but at this moment he returned home without knowing what happened, standing firmly behind her, with piercing eyes Stare at her... paws.

"Mi woo..."

The big white cat silently retracted its paws, silently closed the refrigerator door, and prepared to leave the kitchen with a calm expression on its face.

But when she walked past Emiya boy, she held Sawada Meow's round head with one hand.

"Miss Cat, have you forgotten something?" The young Emiya stared at Sawada Meow's eyes with majesty, "The things in your room, and where they went two nights ago, shouldn't they be lodged with you?" Landlord explain?"

The big white cat looked at Wei Gong boy with aggrieved eyes, and the following words were written on the obedient and cute Xiaoyuan's face:

What do you want to do to my cute kitten?

Emiya Shiro: "..."

Hi, so angry!

"Give up!" Wei Gong said coldly, "The same trick can't work on me twice! Miss Cat, let me tell you, acting like a baby won't solve the problem!"

Acting like a baby can't solve the problem, but it can escape the problem.

So Sawada Niao stuffed herself into the arms of the young Emiya, rubbing back and forth, and the voice was so sweet, it could make me tired to death.

"Huh? No, stop, stop, stop... No, I'm going to lose my footing! Really! I'm going to—— woohoo!"

Being suddenly attacked by the overweight Sawada sound, the young Emiya didn't notice for a moment, didn't stand still, fell backwards, and hit his head on the floor with a thud, the sound effect was very touching.

Emiya boy was staring at him, but Sawada-nyan was also taken aback.

Thinking of Emiya boy's current weak fighting power, she hurriedly took off her "code name"—that is, the appearance of this cat that can touch the entity—restored her spirit body in Honmaru, stretched out her hand, and carefully Want to touch Emiya Shirou's head position.

Of course, Sawada Yin, who is a spirit body at this moment, will never be able to touch Emiya Shirou who is a living person.The reason why she took off the body was actually just in case and to facilitate treatment.

and so--

"Shirou... don't smash your head!" Sawada Yin was worried, "I don't know if spiritual power treatment is useful for symptoms like concussion! What if you become stupid? After all, you That's stupid!"

"Wow... I seem to have heard something very exaggerated just now..." Emiya Shirou shook his dizzy head, opened his eyes, and his somewhat distracted eyes became more and more concentrated, and finally fell on Sawada Yin.

Emiya Shiro: "?"

Sawada tone: "??"

Emiya Shiro: "!"

Sawada sound: "!!!"

Emiya Shirou was lying on the wooden floor, looking at Sawada Oto, whose face was close at hand, and whose whole body shimmered like a fairy in a fairy tale, felt that he had been greatly frightened.

"You...you...you..." Emiya Shirou blushed, stammered, his whole body was so stiff that he didn't even dare to move a finger.

Emiya, single mother and fetus, not yet enlightened, never had a normal female friend, Shirou... Now I am not afraid to say it shamelessly, he really wants to call for help.

"save……"

Help!

Are they too close? ! !

But as the other party involved, Sawada Yin was very calm, just looked at his translucent hand in surprise, then at Emiya Shirou, and even couldn't help but want to reach out and touch the boy's face for a while— —After being terrified by the poor boy, he gave up angrily—and said: "It's really interesting, Shirou, can you actually see me?"

Under the appearance of a big white cat, there is the spiritual body of Sawada Yin.

To be precise, it is the spirit body.

Because of the incompatibility of power, it stands to reason that no one in this world should be able to see the spirit body of Sawada Yin—this is why she needs a "code name" that can be worn on her body—so, when Emiya Shirou's eyes fell on her body, and her figure was clearly reflected in his pupils, so Sawada On was so surprised.

"It's so strange..." Sawada Yin suddenly became interested, and directly threw himself on Emiya Shirou's body, and then put his hand firmly on the face of the young Emiya, and said pleasantly, "Wow! It's really interesting! For Shirou For example, is my current appearance considered a real body? No, no, a spirit body is a spirit body, and it is only temporarily able to contact the real body... But why? There must be some reason... Is it because of me? Or Shirou's reason ?!"

The heartless Daemon Sawada Oto was elated, but the poor Emiya boy blushed so much that he almost died on the spot.

Enough, hey!

who the hell are you? !

Why did he just call him "Shirou" when he was so familiar!

The Great Demon King Sawada Yin completely ignored the embarrassment of the young Emiya, talking to himself, the more he talked, the happier he was, he jumped up on the spot, entered the state of a research madman, and began to roll up his sleeves excitedly.

"Let me see... the words of the spirit body... the contact with the entity is nothing more than those reasons... But there should be some signs... um... let me see, there is no abnormality on the hand, it could be Where? The arm? Or the body?" As she spoke, Sawada Yin was no longer satisfied with rolling up her sleeves—she began to pull the safari directly on her body.

Emiya boy finally came to his senses at this time, rushed forward in horror, and held Sawada Yin's hand firmly, "Wait...wait! wait wait!! What are you doing??!!"

Sawada Yin was stunned, his eyes returned to Emiya Shirou, and then suddenly realized: "Ah, so Shirou is still here!"

Emiya Shiro: "..."

Sorry for being so low! ! !

Seeing that Sawada sound regained his sanity, Emiya Shirou finally heaved a sigh of relief, and sat on the ground in frustration, feeling extremely tired.

Yes, very tired...very tired, as tired as being hanged and beaten by Sister Teng in the dojo for a day.

So why on earth did he have to be treated so cruelly! !

Emiya Shirou raised his head a little frantically, and when he met Kamisawada Yin's eyes, he subconsciously avoided his eyes for a moment. His stomach full of accusations was instantly discouraged, but soon he felt that such dodge was too unreasonable, so he looked at it confidently again. He walked back and said, "Who are you? Why did you suddenly appear at my house——huh?"

Emiya Shiro was stuck.

Because he suddenly realized something.

He looked at the "Miss Cat" beside him, and saw the big white cat that was so strange that he was worried, but at this moment, he quietly closed his eyes and squatted obediently on the spot, just like a puppet baby.

"You are..." Emiya Shirou's eyes drifted to Sawada Yin again, and he muttered, "You...are..."

No matter how unbelievable it is, no matter how much he wants to deny it, Emiya Shirou has to admit it.

"You are—Miss Cat?"

Sawada Ono smiled brightly.

Under such a smile, the demonic aura belonging to "Seven Tones" escaped gently.Surrounded by such aura, Emiya Shirou saw in a daze that the short black hair of the girl in front of him suddenly grew gray and white, dragging out a long and meandering arc on the ground, and the pair of ordinary black pupils also overflowed with a charming rainbow Light, with a strong and ominous color, is obviously extremely dangerous, but it is also touching.

——With just a change of smile, this noble onmyoji dressed in hunting clothes, as if walking out of the long river of time, lightly jumped into the gorgeous ukiyo-e, and turned into a bewitching monster the moment he turned his head.

The boy's breathing stagnated for a moment.

But the illusion quickly disappeared.

"It's Miss Cat. But it's also Oto." Sawada Oto smiled slightly, and changed from a charming demon to a noble onmyoji, "My name is Oto. This is my name, Shirou, please remember it!"

The next moment, this incredible girl dissipated into the air like a firefly, but before Emiya Shirou subconsciously tensed up, the big white cat not far away opened its eyes and gave him a soft "Mi", lightly out of the living room.

"Shirou! Tonight, I want to eat fried steak with western sauce~" The voice coming from the cat's mouth was a bit milky, completely different from the voice in human form.

But Emiya Shiro felt...cute...

Very cute.

The big white cat that left the living room poked out half of its face from the side of the door, its pointed ears trembled, and its round cat pupils looked at Emiya Shirou happily, "That's it~ don't perfunctory me~ I saw the beef in the fridge!! That's it, I'll be back for dinner, I like Shirou the most~"

"Ah... huh?! No... wait, wait! Miss Cat, no, Yin, wait—"

Shirou Emiya chased him out the door, but the big white cat slipped away very fast. By the time Shirou Emiya rushed to the door of the living room, the cunning cat had already disappeared somewhere.

"Ah, it's really—" Emiya Shirou held the door weakly, pressed his hand on his hot face, his head was in a mess, "It's really...so cunning..."

"Too cunning!"

"too--"

too what?

Emiya Shirou didn't know.

Because his feverish head no longer had room for him to think about such things.

So what is he thinking now?

he--

"Don't worry about it!" Emiya Shirou straightened up with a flushed face, refusing to think, "Anyway, anyway..."

Let's cook first...

Emiya boy chose to use cooking instead of thinking.

But... what kind of cooking?

Wei Gong's eyes fell on the beef in the refrigerator.

In fact, although Emiya Shiro bought steak, he didn't actually plan to cook a dish that needs to be marinated in advance, but he planned to cook something more common and easy to handle and use, such as roast beef.

but--

Wei Gong's thoughts wandered again.

Then he snapped back to his senses and shook his head violently.

"But" what "but"!

No "buts"! !

It is agreed that tonight's dish is roast beef, that is roast beef! !

No negotiation!

most……

At most, I will give it to Miss Cat... Let's save a separate portion for fried steak with western sauce...

Wei Gong's shoulders slumped, and he sighed, once again feeling that his life was difficult.

He hadn't planned to have a cat...

I don't even plan to make fried steak with western sauce...

Nor did I plan to...to live under the same roof with a weird guy who looks like a girl and looks like a cat...

So why did things end up like this? ! !

Wei Gong boy couldn't help but sigh.

and……

Speaking of which, did he forget something?

Wei Gong boy fell into a daze.

—What did he forget?

"Wow! Miss Cat! Yin!! Come back to me!! You cunning guy!!!"

The young Wei Gong rushed out of the door again, and said frantically.

"So where did all those things in your house come from?!"

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Sawada Meow: Although it doesn’t matter if you answer it, I won’t tell you, just a little bit

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