[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

This day, February 2th, is Valentine's Day, which is also a rare holiday in Chaldea.

As the only master of Chaldea, Fujimaru Tateka, who had been running wildly in a certain singularity all afternoon yesterday, was excitedly hugging the holy crystals that he had accumulated in the past few days early in the morning today. He rushed to the front of the summoning formation.

Dr. Roman passing by was yawning - I don't know if this person just woke up or he hadn't slept all night - cast a glance in this direction, and said in a sleepy voice, "Good morning, Li... Huh? Li Xiang ? Why are you here at this time?"

Dr. Roman was awake for two minutes: After returning yesterday, the only master, when he heard the news of the holiday, swore to everyone that he would stay in bed all day...but what time is it now?

six o'clock?Is it still seven o'clock?

Hearing Dr. Roman's greeting, Tachika Fujimaru turned her head, her eyes sparkling, which made the hairs on the back of a bully young doctor stand on end.

"Doctor! Do you know—" The energetic red-haired girl clenched her fists, full of hope, "I heard from Mr. Merlin that if you summon servants on Valentine's Day, something good will happen!"

The young doctor smiled dryly: "That... is, is it..." Thinking of that old acquaintance with a bad personality, Dr. Roman sincerely suggested, "But regarding this point, Li Xiang, I suggest you not to have too much anxiety. hope--"

"Doctor, what did you say?!" ^_^

"...No, nothing."

Fujimaru Tachika once again showed an innocent smile, happily threw down three holy crystals, and his words were full of hope: "I don't know who will be summoned this time? I hope there will be a reliable person! It would be better if it was better, after all, I’m really sorry to bother Mr. Emiya to cook..."

He was obviously a good follower, but in the end he became the chef of the cafeteria due to various reasons... This is really sad for those who hear it and tears for those who see it.

Although Emiya herself didn't seem to have any objections—and she seemed to be used to it—Fujimaru Tatsuka always felt that her conscience was sore.

Especially thinking that the servant Emiya's summoning was carried out in an emergency situation, so that most of his memory was lost due to incomplete summoning... Thinking of this, Fujimaru Tachika's conscience hurts even more.

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Hearing this, Dr. Roman could only laugh dryly: "Ahaha...so Lixiang, do you want to summon a second chef..."

"Eh?! Wait! Did I mean that just now?" Fujimaru Tatsuka was shocked.

And outside the door, a red-clothed servant who was cleaning the toilet unknowingly in boredom pushed the door open: "...I seem to have heard..." own name.

Fujimaru Tachika jumped up like a student caught by the dean, and said in a panic, "Ah, ahaha...Mr. Emiya, that..."

Before the guilty girl could finish speaking, suddenly, a circle of golden light flashed from the summoning formation, and then, a strong light cast down, and a... I don't know how to describe it appeared in the formation.

"Servant, job agent Caster...yawn...you are the first one to summon me as Caster, I really want to praise you, but I'm so sleepy, can I sleep first?"

Under the stunned gaze of everyone, a big white cat squatted lazily in the summoning formation, yawning, it was extremely cute.

"Meow~"

Wow, this fluffy voice is cuter... No no no no, wake up Lixiang!

Now is not the time to pet cats, he was clearly summoning a servant just now, right? !

But who is this? !Even if it is Tamamo cat, it is also humanoid, right? !

"You...you...who are you?!"

what is going on? ! !

The big white cat took it for granted: "Me? Didn't you say it, Caster!"

Of course I know you are Caster!

This is asking for your real name! !

Fujimaru Tachika frantically opened the follower panel, but the cat follower's panel was unremarkable, with several major attributes being C, except for the magic power EX which showed its status as a five-star Caster follower, even the skills were only An unknown "magic connection"...Huh? !etc? !Magic EX? ! !

Fujimaru Tatsuka gasped.

Moreover, how could its real name only have "cat"? !

Fujimaru Tachika became more and more dumbfounded.

In the summoning formation, the Dabai Meow follower was completely unaware of the collapse of his master's heart, and arrogantly said: "Okay, don't stay here, little girl. For a noble guest like me who came from afar , shouldn’t you immediately offer a tribute to me now to show your respect, meow?”

Fujimaru Tachika: I don’t know why I always feel that this tone is a bit familiar.

Dr. Roman: Yeah, like some golden haha ​​king... No, let's just drop the "haha".

"Hurry up!" I don't know how the two people in front of me are muttering it in their hearts. This big white cat, which is half the height of a person, pats the ground with its paws and raises its round cat face. "What are you still doing? Hurry up!" Let's prepare breakfast for Ben Meow!"

"Breakfast?" Finally, Passerby A who had been standing outside the door asked, "What do you want to eat?"

The two people and the cat in the summoning room cast their eyes on the red-clothed servant.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Fujimaru Tachika and Dr. Roman felt that the big white cat in front of them seemed to swell a little, as if it was frightened and exploded.

But... But, how is this possible.

Fujimaru Tachika smiled dryly.

This servant, meow, looks difficult at first glance, how could he be afraid of Mr. Emiya who has a cold face and a warm heart?

But the truth is-

After a moment of silence, the big white cat with its high toes remained silent, turned into a small milk cat the size of a palm with a bang, and then tilted its head cutely at the servant in red.

"Meow~~" The cute little kitten stretched out its white claws to the heroic spirit, and said with a baby voice, "I want to hug!"

Fujimaru Tachika & Doctor Roman: "..."

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——What kind of magical direction is this? !

Fujimaru Tachika was crumbling.

She never expected that after seeing the Government of Time from a different world, she would still see the Heroic Spirit's version of Lust for Sex in her lifetime...

Hello!After all, you are also a five-star Caster!

The cat servant ignored it completely and just looked at Emiya expectantly.And Emiya also seemed completely unaware that the person in front of her was not a cat but a genuine servant, she actually stepped forward like this, calmly picked up the white cat, picked it up casually, and put it on her shoulder. gone.

gone……

Up...

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"Wait... wait! Mr. Emiya!" Fujimaru Tachika chased out the door, but when she saw that Emiya really stopped and turned back, she didn't know what to say because there were too many slots.Finally, Fujimaru Tachika said with a dry smile, "Well...you...where are you going with this...Miss Cat now?"

Emiya asked strangely, "Aren't you going to cook?"

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

That's right, it's already this time, isn't it time to make breakfast...

Fujimaru Tatsuka cried bitterly in her heart.

Wuwuwu Lixiang, you are so stupid and slow, you can't even think of this... Wuwuwu... But why do you feel that something is wrong...

I always feel like I've been fooled, but when I think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong. Fujimaru Tachika walked back in a daze, and opposite her, a certain virtuous king Gilgamesh, who was going to have breakfast after a walk, walked towards her , but after casually glanced at Fujimaru Tachika with Omniscient Almighty Star, the corner of his mouth twitched, he turned around and walked back.

Fujimaru Tatsuka was stunned, and touched his face.

"Huh? Am I scary today?" Fujimaru Tachika murmured.

Fujimaru Tachika did not wait for an answer.

But wait until a young Jill.

"Yo ~ good morning ~ Lixiang~" Young Jill skipped past, glanced at her, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said with a smile, "ah, Lixiang, it seems that you have summoned her! How do you feel?"

"Good morning, Jill." Fujimaru Tachika looked curiously at young Jill: "Well, what did you mean by what you just said? The 'she' refers to...Miss Cat? Jill, do you know Miss Cat?"

Young Jill smiled and said: "You can say that, but seriously, she knows me when I grow up... Well, the friendship should be pretty good." As he spoke, Young Jill's face wrinkled a little "But if you think about it carefully, you should be a guy with a bit of a tricky personality if you can make friends with me at that time. Fortunately, Emiya is here, otherwise she would demolish the house with the young me! With the two of them Chaldea may have to overhaul his habit after the fight really starts... No, it may be more than one time..."

Fujimaru Rika: "..."

Demolish the house? !Overhaul? !

The more you say it, the more terrifying it becomes, Young Jill!

"And... what does this have to do with Mr. Emiya!" Fujimaru Tatsuka complained.

Young Jill glanced at Fujimaru Tachika in surprise, and then suddenly realized: "Ah, by the way, Tachika, you don't know her identity... Well, so to speak, haha, I suddenly found it very interesting, I have to go quickly Take a look at the cafeteria, goodbye, Lixiang~ Ah, by the way, if you see the young me, remember to pull him a little bit, don't let him come to the cafeteria too soon~ After all, things like surprises can't be too early~!"

Young Jill is jumping up and down, looking very cute.

Fujimaru Tachika sent the young and lovely queen away with a "loving" smile, and suddenly realized one thing:

--wait!Young Jill!How can she, who is so ordinary, be able to hold the young King Winky! !

This is simply impossible, right? !

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On the other side, the followers who got up early and strolled to the cafeteria saw a strange sight: a little white cat who didn’t know where it came from was squatting on the cabinet and communicating with their kitchen manager, Emiya, one person and one cat. .

"...No, you can't eat barbecue in the morning."

"Meow!"

"Alcohol doesn't work either."

"Mi woo..."

"It's useless to act coquettishly."

"Ow~"

"...You can't say anything willful, even if you are a follower, no one would drink and eat meat early in the morning, right?!"

Bai Miao meowed unhappily and huddled together angrily.

Emiya looked away, ready to pretend to be ignorant, so that the wayward cat would retreat, but this confrontation didn't even last for ten seconds-after three seconds, the heroic spirit sighed helplessly: "Lunch is —” He paused, “—fried steak.”

The cat cheered up in an instant, with a delicate and soft voice: "Miwu~~"

Emiya was even more helpless: "Yes, I won't forget, and the wine..."

The onlookers were amazed and whispered.

And at this moment, a blue Wang Jiang... no, a follower, came from outside the door, yawning lazily while waiting for the meal to be served.

"...Huh? Wait?"

Cu Chulainn glanced casually, only to see something unbelievable.

"How can there be a cat in Chaldea? Is this a cat?! Let me see—"

As he said that, Cu Chulainn wanted to catch it and have a look.

But with a flash of white light, a kitchen knife flew towards him. If Cu Chulainn hadn't retracted his hand so quickly, the kitchen knife would have been in his hand.

"Oh." Emiya said in surprise, "You missed it?"

Veins popped out of Cu Chulainn's head: "You kid, do you want to fight?!"

Emiya said coldly: "It's not a fight, it's a miss."

"What's 'Miss'?! Did you miss me?!"

"Yes, what a pity."

"You guy-"

Seeing that the two guys who were extremely incompatible were about to fight again, the followers finally took away the melon seeds and prepared to persuade them to fight on a daily basis.

But the next moment, a cute milk sound sounded.

"Shirou, I'm hungry, meow..." The round hairball on the cupboard was aggrieved, "Are you only focusing on fighting and not cooking anymore? Am I still your favorite baby?!"

Emiya froze for a moment, sighed deeply, and turned her head to cook, but a sharp-eyed guy saw that this heroic spirit, who always looked cold, had erratic eyes and blushed a little at this moment.

Cu Chulainn: ? ? ?

All the followers turned their heads in unison, staring at this pitiful but talking kitten with a hellish look on their faces.

—Wait, who are you? !

Take a closer look, it turned out to be a follower...

——Wait, Servant? !

Who are you? !

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Small theater ①——Attitude towards cat servants:

The Wise King: Black History, Goodbye

Young Jill: Interesting, hee hee

Jin Shining: A slightly interesting guy is here, heh heh heh, this king grants you the honor of appearing on stage to please me!

Wang Sauce: It looks a little cute!I'll touch it.

(Emiya: I sure don't get along with gold and blue guys - you two! Get the paws off me!)

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Small Theater ②——On the sequelae of incomplete summoning

Fujimaru Tachika: Well... I would like to ask, Mr. Archer, what do you still remember? QQ

Emiya: (thoughts, hesitates) ... cooking?

Fujimaru Tachika: ... (God is going to kill me QvQ)

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Originally, I planned to write the daily life of Chaldea as a post-mortem after the end of the main text, but thinking that this article is still some time away from the end, so I simply changed it into a Valentine's Day episode~ That's it~

Hee hee, happy Valentine's Day everyone~

Thank you Rainbow Mines~