[Comprehensive] The Bankruptcy Routine of a Retired Savior

Emiya Shiro felt that the new member of the Emiya family - the very expensive-looking Miss Cat, was really strange.

And this kind of strangeness can basically be described around one central point, that is, Miss Cat is too smart.

Such cleverness made Emiya Shiro feel that he may not have brought home a cat, but invited home a little devil.

For example, after returning home with Emiya Shiro on the first night, the cat lady occupied the saury in Emiya Shirou's bowl with a cute and pitiful expression, and forcefully checked into a guest room when she fell asleep that night. The majestic look said: From now on, this is her territory.

This is not right! Hey!By the way, why do cats need a whole room!

For another example, from the second day on, this cat lady started to appear elusive, leaving early and returning late, with amazing results: sometimes, she would take back a thick wad of Japanese yen and slap it on the table, expressing to Emiya Shiro It’s her food expenses (Shirou Emiya: ?!); sometimes, she brings back two jewels of unknown origin, which are so beautiful that Shirou Emiya is frightened to decorate the guest room (Shiro Emiya: ??!!); even one day , she came back with a shake of the knife!

Emiya Shiro: ...

Emiya Shirou was speechless.

--knife! !

It's a real knife!

Where did this knife come from? !

Emiya Shirou's scalp was numb, his heart was beating wildly, and he went out decisively that afternoon, blocking Miss Cat who was leisurely basking in the sun in the outer corridor of Emiya's house.

"Miss Cat, I have something very important to ask you!"

Emiya Shirou put on the majesty of the patriarch, sat down beside Miss Cat, and looked very sternly.

"Where did those things in your room come from?!"

Miss Cat curled up on the wooden floor like a fluffy white ball, tilted her head to look at him, and opened her mouth softly.

"Mi~~~"

Fujimura Taiga passing by - Emiya Shiro's guardian, landlord, and food lover - also stood in the distance and stared at him blankly, with the same expression as the cat in front of him, clearly writing this sentence:

What are you saying to a poor, innocent, edible kitten?

Emiya Shiro: "..."

"Don't look at me with that look!" Emiya Shirou became furious, "Sister Fuji, I have something to tell Miss Cat, don't follow me!"

"Shirou..." Fujimura Taiga looked worried, hesitant to speak, "Have you been under too much pressure recently?"

Otherwise, how could you catch a cat and call it Miss Cat, and still "have something to say"?

Of course, people who like cats will talk to cats, but this kind of "talking" is far from the point of conversation, right? !

Who in a normal person would want to get an answer from a cat? !

Emiya Shirou was speechless, and finally chose to pick up the rice cake dumplings on the ground—although he was once again shaken by the heavy weight—he left the corridor firmly.

Emiya's house is very large.The criss-cross structure was comparable to that of a hotel, so Emiya Shiro hurriedly escaped from the sight of Fujimura Taiga, then found a Japanese room at random, and stuffed himself and the dumplings in his hand into it.

The Japanese room is very clean, even though no one has lived in it, it has been well cleaned up by the young Wei Gong who loves housework, so the rice cake dumplings will take the initiative as soon as they come in, roll around on the tatami, and then lift up their pretty face to look up Looking at the young Emiya, he spoke softly.

"Meow~~~~~~"

A struggle appeared on Wei Gong's face, and his heart was full of fluctuations.

Seeing this scene, a sinister smile flashed across the angelic, pure and lovely cat face: Hee hee hee, bow down to my flourishing beauty!Ignorant human beings!

The big white meow flicked its tail complacently, but the next moment, the boy Emiya put his hand on the big white cat's head.

"No!" Wei Gong, the stern head of the family, Shirou said, "It's useless to act like a baby! This is a very important thing, Miss Cat, you are already a big cat, you can't use such things as spoiling me!"

cut!

Dabai Meow let out a dissatisfied meow, glared at Weigong boy unhappily, and then rolled on the spot, turning into... a small milk cat the size of a palm.

——Didn’t it be said that it’s useless for a big cat to be coquettish? !

——Then turn into a kitten for you to see!snort!

The little milk cat is proud.

Emiya Shirou was dumbfounded.

No no no right?Can it still be like this? !

Wei Gong boy was stunned by this wave of operations.

Miss Cat, who has transformed from a big white meow to a small milk cat, was very proud. She hopped softly on Weigong boy's knee, meowing non-stop in a milky voice, and finally, taking advantage of Weigong boy's unpreparedness, He climbed up to his shoulders, then kicked his nose up and slapped his head on his face, with a groan, the king is in the world!

Emiya Shiro: "..."

lost OJZ

Being pierced in the heart by an arrow named "Moe", the boy Emiya faded in an instant and was on the verge of falling.

Miss Cat was arrogant, and ran away through the crack of the door.

That night, the young Wei Gong learned from the pain, deeply reflected on himself, and felt that he could not continue to indulge Miss Cat like this. After all, the feeling that the house was full of unknown and expensive things was really super guilty.If you can't figure out their origin, Emiya Shirou really can't even eat.

However, Miss Cat is extremely cunning, she has been domineering in Wei Gong's house with her cute appearance these days, bullying Liangshan (only Shirou Emiya), she is by no means an easy guy to deal with!

But fortunately, the young Emiya didn't have something that could punish Miss Cat.

That is - dinner! !

Heh heh heh... Greedy Miss Cat, Ochazuke and super luxurious grilled saury, please choose.

Moreover, he will never be fooled by Miss Cat's cuteness again!Because the same trick is useless to him!

——This time, we must get an affirmative answer from Miss Cat!

Emiya Shirou was full of fighting spirit.

But it happened unexpectedly.

That night, Miss Cat didn't come back.

Emiya Shirou sat in the living room, absent-minded.

On the TV broadcast in the living room, the host kept talking about the violent incidents of stray animals hurting people in various places in Fuyuki City, as well as the road closures caused by gas leakage, and repeatedly reminded the residents of Fuyuki City to pay attention to safety when traveling.

"Ah, it seems that the stray animals recently are very irritable." Fujimura Taihe commented while sweeping all kinds of delicacies on the table, "My family has a capable man who was besieged by a group of stray cats recently and was caught very badly. Well, I had to be hospitalized in the end, alas, really, it's almost a joke..."

Fujimura Taiga, very masculine name, but it's a girl.Her superficial identity is just a middle school teacher, but her grandfather is a nearby big landlord—to put it bluntly, the gangster boss of the Fujimura group.

However, the powerful underling of the underworld boss was sent to the hospital by a group of cats. This incident suddenly sounds a bit ridiculous, but when you think about it carefully, you can feel a creepy undercurrent.

— But... what happened?

Emiya's mind kept replaying the scene when he first met Miss Cat, the three stray dogs that disappeared out of thin air, and the incidents and warnings that the host kept repeating in his ears.

"By the way." Sister Fuji suddenly realized, "Shirou, where is that beautiful big white cat?"

Emiya Shiro did not answer.

He frowned tightly, worry began to grow in his heart.

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At this moment, late at night, the moon and stars are sparse.

Sawada meow, no, Sawada sound is running in the suburbs late at night, with the mission system beeping non-stop in my ears.

"Left, left, left, right, right, right, left, left, right, left... Hey! Cat! You're going the wrong way!" The mission system kept croaking.

Sawada Yin was very impatient with such a voice, and was very annoyed, "Will you guide the way?! If you keep running like this, you will be out of Fuyuki City!"

"You hate me!" The task system felt aggrieved, "You have been passive and sabotage for so many days and I didn't say anything about you. I only said a few words today and you turned me around, huh..."

"speak politely!"

"Okay. Humans are really boring. Even if they have the body of a cat, they are far less interesting than cats." The task system sighed, "Don't worry, cat, the collision point of the other world this time is in Fuyuki City Liudong Temple outside, so the direction I pointed is absolutely correct."

The point where different worlds collide—this is why Sawada Oto came to this world.

A few days ago, the Government of Time accepted a task entrusted by an unknown existence, that is to repel the two different worlds that are gradually approaching, so that they can return to their respective tracks.

In layman's terms, among countless different worlds, two different worlds suddenly began to approach and overlap each other without knowing what went wrong.And this kind of overlap will fundamentally change the nature of the "spirits" of these two different worlds, and cause many uncontrollable messy things in the two worlds.For example, in the original modern world belonging to magicians, a tyrannical monster suddenly appeared here, and several mysterious ancient temples appeared there; while in the ancient world belonging to demons, suddenly some people were able to display all kinds of strange things. Magic, even becoming a Heroic Spirit... something like that.

Let Sawada Yin say, this is not a problem at all, and it is not the end of the world, why are you so nervous?

But the "mystery" of the world with magicians is very exclusive.It resolutely rejects all kinds of messy things in its own world, and it doesn't want to let the "mystery" of its own world flow into another world!

Therefore, a certain "existence" who was inconvenient to do so simply entrusted the government of time to let these guys who are very good at "correction" come over to protect the two worlds.

Sawada Oto, who just became an employee of the special inspection department, was dispatched to this world in this way, and several experienced old employees were responsible for setting up spots in this "peaceful world", and the mission system was responsible for installing the world repellent.

The territory that Sawada Yin is in charge of is Fuyuki City—a Fuyuki City with a fool like Emiya Shiro.

Ha, this is really a fateful reunion!

It's just that she... hopes that such a reunion can...

Sawada tone shook his head and didn't think any more.

Sawada Yin, who entered the working state, was very strict, and reprimanded the task system: "Nonsense! Do you think I haven't seen the map of Fuyuki City? I can run to the place of Liudong Temple in a straight line, right? But you give me What road is it referring to? How far is this detour?!"

As he was talking, the angry Sawada sound suddenly transformed into a huge white cat that was more than twice the size of a real tiger, riding the wind up into the sky above Fuyuki City. After identifying the direction, He rushed straight towards Liudong Temple, like a hurricane whistling over Fuyuki City.

The appearance of Sawada Yin at this time is not so much a giant cat, but a cat demon!

But the task system is still very calm, and continued to quack: "I'm so impatient, host. You will attract a lot of unnecessary attention by doing this! Don't look at the road I pointed you, but it is definitely the safest Road! If you go this way, no matter if it’s a monster, a magician, or Kim Pika, you will never run into even one!!”

Sawada sounded strangely: "Forget about demons and magicians... What is Kim Pika?"

The task system suddenly became excited: "Golden pickup is a special product of this different world! It has high combat power, and it is cute when it is a child and when it grows up, but it is not cute when it is young! It is a pity that the one staying in Fuyuki City now is a young It’s an uncute Kim Pika, so the host, you have to be careful not to attract his attention!”

Sawada sound became more and more strange the more I heard it, I always felt that this description seemed familiar...

Illusion? !

"All in all!" Sawada sounded dissatisfied, "Is the world repellent ready? It's almost time to go to Liudong Temple, you have to hurry up and install this thing!"

As of today, the monster power leaked from the World Collision Point has only infected some stray animals, making those animals the lowest level of monsters. It is not a leap in combat power.But even so, in the past few days, there have been several incidents of stray animals hurting people in Fuyuki City, as well as several "traffic jams caused by inexplicable falling objects". If this continues, this group will gradually expand. I don't know how much trouble the demonized animals will cause Fuyuki City!

Of course, Sawada Ono doesn't really care about what's going on in Fuyuki City, but the point is—that idiot Shirou lives here!

Shirou he now!Super weak! !Super weak! ! !

——After worrying about this guy's personality, I didn't expect that she would have to worry about this idiot's combat effectiveness one day... Wow, I feel like my head is going bald.

"Are you in such a hurry?" The mission system asked curiously after hearing this, "Host, in fact, you are already progressing very fast here, but the members of the inspection department on the other side of the world have worked overtime and haven't been able to kill the Forest of No Return! Wow, host, you don’t know, those moths—agate balls? Or what are they called?—are super annoying. Obviously that guy was dead, but when two different worlds collided, he was resurrected! It’s too troublesome ,Too much trouble!!"

Sawada sound was taken aback: "Agate Maru... Forest of No Return..."

Is it the agate pill and the forest of no return she was thinking of?

Well...forget it, it's over anyway.How long ago did this happen, she almost forgot the face of King Dou Ya, let alone a defeated man like Manao Wan.

"So——" Sawada Yin returned to the topic, "Even if I rush to Liudong Temple to install the repellent device now, I still have to wait there until the members of the group arrive at the Forest of No Return, get the agate ball, and install it Can the repellent at the other end be able to leave?"

"That's not the case..." the mission system murmured, "After all, after hearing what you said, it seems that the first group seems to be super difficult, and it can't be done without a year or two of long-distance trekking and hard fighting... We The government will not be so strict and require employees to wait for a year or two... In fact, as long as the collision point is guarded within the scope of Fuyuki City, it will be fine..."

"Then you are still talking so much nonsense!" Sawada Yin immediately changed his face, "Hurry up! I have to go back to have dinner! Ah--really, I don't know if Shirou left me dinner!"

"You think too much." The mission system couldn't help complaining when it thought of the red-haired boy who had even heard of such a system, "With the power of Emiya Shirou's girlfriend, there must be dinner for you." of."

Not noticing the subtle tone of the mission system, Sawada Yin quickly came to Liudong Temple, urging the system to make a quick decision, and then rushed back to Emiya Mansion on the Hot Wheels, landing successfully, and heaved a sigh of relief.

but--

"Miss Cat." Like an angry mother counting the access points, a gloomy voice sounded behind Sawada Meow, "Can you explain where you went?"

Sawada Meow was so frightened that his hair exploded instantly, and the whole meow swelled up.

Wow!Damn it! !

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Sawada Meow: This guy is super weak and worrying. How did he survive all these years?

Red A: This guy is self-willed and can't take care of himself. How did he survive all these years?

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Thank you Huihe Rainbow for mine~