The heroine is full of insanity

"Where did you rent the house?" Zhongye's expression was full of suspicion, "The messy little advertisements posted on the streets and alleys?"

It's time to clean up the small advertisements in Yokohama!

Yuanchun curled his lips, turned his eyes away and refused to meet Zhongya, "No, am I that stupid?"

Yuan Chun's slightly guilty look made Zhong Zhong also firm his guess. He didn't know what to say for a while, and his mood was rather complicated. He was angry that someone lied to Yuan Chun, felt sorry for Yuan Chun being cheated, and regretted that he was too busy and didn't have time Care about Yuanchun...

Qi Mumiao, who heard Chuya's inner voice clearly, covered his face with his paws and let out a long sigh.

Overthinking it!If you observe carefully, she just didn't think of making up some nonsense!

I finally know why she and Osamu Dazai always like to pluck your wool. Who doesn't like to bully the innocent and lovely king of sheep?

"Okay, you're not stupid." Zhong also patted Yuanjun's head reassuringly, looking at her with more pity.

He decided to back her up and take her to claim compensation.

However, Yuanchun and Chuya's brain circuits are very different. She grabbed Chuya's sleeve and said, "Don't go! Everyone is here, let's go in and have a look."

Zhong also was dragged into the yard by Yuanchun like a big cuddling bear.

"This house is so dilapidated, what's there to see?" Zhong also asked helplessly, "Do you still want to live here?"

"Well, actually..." Yuanchun stood still holding Chuya's arm, raised her head and looked around, and saw a flash of black shadow on the courtyard wall.

Appears to be a black kitten.

Have a cat? !Yuanchun's eyes lit up "swish", like little shining stars in the night sky.

Qi Mumei: ... I'm still in your bag, don't you think this idea is inappropriate?

"Actually what?" Chuya asked, and the next second he suddenly realized that he was a little closer to Genjun, the girl's soft and warm body was pressed against him, and it was the only source of heat in the bleak cold wind.

Bleak... cold wind?

Was it ever this cold before?

A trace of strangeness slipped from the bottom of my heart, and it was fleeting.

This small abnormality was not dangerous enough to touch Zhongye's warning line, so he didn't think about it carefully, and most of his attention was on Yuanchun at this time.

Zhongye's ears turned red gradually, he lowered his head abruptly, covered his mouth with his hands, coughed to cover up his discomfort, and asked what he said just now: "Actually what?"

"Actually," Yuanchun withdrew her gaze and turned her gaze to Zhongye. She blinked obediently, her eyes full of innocence, "I've already bought this house."

Zhong also froze: "..."

Should I take out my mobile phone to see how much money is left on my bank card?

Qi Mumei: Isn’t it correct to correct her bad habit of buying and buying anytime, anywhere?

As if there was a tacit understanding, Yuan Jun immediately said an unbelievably low price.

Chuuya came back to his senses, annoyed and funny, he curled his fingers, and hit Yuanjun's head like a watermelon, "How dare you say you're not stupid? Listen, did you hear that?"

"Listen to what?" Yuan Chun put his head in his hands and hid around, "I'm not stupid at all, but if you keep fighting, maybe..."

"Listen to the sound of water entering your head!" Zhong Ye sighed, "There is something wrong with this price, either because the location is not good or something happened."

The latter is more likely. No matter how bad the location is, the house will not be sold so cheaply that it is almost free.

"Anyway, I bought them all. At worst, I pushed the house and rebuilt it." Yuan Chun said nonchalantly, she walked around behind Zhong Ye, put her hands on his shoulders, and pushed him forward, "Go into the house and have a look. From It looks quite big from the outside, but I don’t know how it’s decorated inside…”

Perhaps it was Chuya's illusion, when Yuanchun said "rebuild was pushed", he suddenly felt a malicious gaze swept over him.

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Minamoto opened the door with the key that the system stuffed into her bag.

When the door was pushed open, there was a dry "squeak" sound, and the dust accumulated on the door flew up as the door turned, flying all over the sky, making people cough.

"Ahem!" Zhongya covered his mouth with one hand, and slapped his face in front of his eyes with the other, "How long has it been since no one has been here?"

"It's been a long time." Yuan Jun handed Chuya a handkerchief.

The layout of the house looks quite satisfactory. The entrance is a corridor leading to the second floor, living room, dining room and guest rooms on the first floor.The floor of the entrance was full of messy rubbish, scattered books and newspapers, worn-out luggage, unpaired shoes, and some wooden boards and rags whose original shape could not be seen.

"We need to hire a cleaning team to clean it up." Yuan Chun frowned, his face full of disgust, "It can't be done by one person."

Chuya: "..." I haven't given up yet.

Kurama jumped into Yuanchun's arms, like a well-behaved doll.It wagged its tail and said: [Maliciousness is getting stronger and stronger, the source should be on the second floor. 】

[But it’s okay, don’t be afraid,] Nine Lamas paused for a moment, then added, [I’m covering you. 】

Yuanchun smiled: [Okay, sorry to trouble you. 】

Qi Mumiao got out of the bag at some point. It climbed onto Yuanchun's shoulders and squatted down. The cat's pupils stood in a straight line, emitting a cold and non-mechanical light. At first glance, it looked a bit like a reptile, with a dangerous look. mean.

Although he is sure that Yuanchun can handle everything, Qi Mumiao still feels more at ease watching it with his own eyes, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

It's not to show his own sense of existence and dispel Yuan Chun's behavior of picking up small animals continuously.

Jiu Lama glanced at Qi Mumiao, but he didn't blow his hair. It tried to communicate with Qi Mumiao: "Jijigugu!"

——Little ghost, you just stay here, and no one will care about you when something goes wrong.

Qi Mumiao lowered his head and looked at Jiu Lama quietly, pretending that he didn't understand anything.

Nine Lamas tried to unleash the majesty of a tailed beast: "Ji-gu-chi-kuoo!"

— Don't make trouble!Otherwise I will eat you!

But in Qi Mumiao's eyes, Jiu Lama's grin is just acting like a baby.

Hey, it's just a little furry fox, and I don't know it as well... Qi Mumiao embraced his father's indulgent son's mentality, and looked at Jiu Lama kindly, then his eyes turned cold, and he looked up the wooden stairs to the floor. superior.

I always feel that the cat looks at me wrongly, is it my illusion?Nine Lamas fell into deep thought.

Although the atmosphere is still weird, the Nine Lamas are no longer targeting Qi Mumiao, and the two sides temporarily reached a delicate harmony in the haunted house full of dangers.

Zhong also asked curiously: "You picked up another cat? Are they communicating?"

"I don't know, they fought before." Yuan Chun rested his forehead with one hand, "Do foxes and cats speak the same language?"

Chuya shook his head, this question was too profound, far beyond the scope of his knowledge.

But in fact, Yuanchun is not asking him, but the nine lamas.

[Anyway, I can understand. ] Jiu Lama gave an example casually, 【Do you remember the husky you often met in the park?The one who is so passionate about you that you have to take a detour every time you see it, it especially wants to marry into our family——]

【What? ! 】Yuanchun was so shocked that she almost couldn't hold back the calm expression on her face, she exclaimed,【Did it take a fancy to you? ! 】

Nine Lama was stunned for a moment before realizing that he had said the wrong thing. It slapped Yuanchun with its big tail, [slip of the tongue!Did I make a slip of the tongue?Yes check in!It has your eye on you! 】

Yuan Chun held back his laughter, and quickly stroked two handfuls of fox fur, 【Okay, okay, whatever you say is right. 】

【The cat doesn't seem to understand what I said,】 Jiu Lama tilted his head to analyze, 【But I always think it's just pretending...】

Qi Mumiao casually "listened" to the small talk between Yuanchun and Jiu Lama, and was keenly aware of the ups and downs of the ghostly spirit floating around, becoming more intense.

Look, is the ghost angry?You are the same, so you can't show others a little respect, at least pretend to be a haunted house adventure.

After the explicit and secret communication, Yuanchun and Zhong finally started to explore.

Anyway, there was no one around, and there were no surveillance cameras, so Nakaya simply waved his hand, controlled the gravity, and moved away all the debris that almost blocked the road, and piled them all up on the stairs leading to the second floor.

"Move it away when the meeting goes up." Chuya said.

Yuanchun gave a thumbs up and gave a thumbs up.

The corner of Qi Mumiao's mouth twitched.Well, the ghost's way down was blocked, and she's even angrier now.

There was a "clang" sound, followed by a muffled grunt, and an old faded red ball rolled out of the dining room, hit the wall of the corridor, and was forced to stop its progress.

"Who?" Zhongya's expression turned cold, and he stood in front of Yuanchun.

Yuanchun put one hand on Chuya's shoulder, and put the other in front of her brow bone. She stood on tiptoe and looked around, with a look of interest in her eyes, "No one."

At least no living people, no extra breaths and heartbeats to be heard.

interesting.

Chuya hesitated for a moment, held Yuanjun's hand, and said in a low voice, "Follow me closely."

Yuan Chun nodded obediently.

Zhong also led Yuanchun, Yuanchun hugged Jiu Lama, and Qi Muyan squatted on his shoulders, and the group walked through the corridor and turned into the restaurant.

The restaurant is messier than the entrance, if you are a cleanser or obsessive-compulsive, you might faint on the spot.

But no matter how messy it is, Zhongye will deal with it with one move - directly manipulate the gravity to lift up all the sundries, let's go!

This method of cutting through the mess with a knife is extremely efficient. The only drawback is that the corridors are full of garbage, but it doesn't matter, just use the same method later to solve it.

The entire restaurant was emptied, and the field of vision instantly widened.Yuan Chunzheng looked around, and suddenly heard a "squeak", and the door of the cupboard opened tremblingly, revealing a little boy hiding inside with his knees hugged.

The little boy was wearing shabby and shabby clothes, his skin was pale and bloodless, he slowly raised his head, his eyes were black as swirls, staring at the intruders faintly, the corners of his mouth were split open, provoking a creepy smile.

Without any precautions or worries, he just appeared like this~

Nine Lamas: "Ji!" Whose brat!

Chuya: "Ah!" I didn't hear the heartbeat and breathing. Isn't it a human being or a ghost?

Yuanchun: "Damn it!" Zhong also gripped too hard, his hand hurts!

Qi Mumiao: "...Mi." I called out meanly, and everyone else responded, but I was fine, it seemed too prominent, and it didn't fit my mediocre setting.

"Do you think he's breathing?" Zhongya asked Yuanchun nervously.

"No," Yuan Chun observed carefully for a few seconds, "Not only is there no breathing, there is no shadow."

The sunlight passed through the glass windows and fell into the dining room, like a layer of fog, gray, neither warm nor bright.

There are shadows on the ground, including the shadows of furniture, the shadows of Yuanchun, Zhongya, Qi Mumiao and Jiu Lama, but there is no shadow of the little boy.

"He has no shadow!" Zhong also opened his eyes wide in shock, "It is said that only ghosts have no shadow!"

"I've heard that too," Yuanchun nodded in agreement, "Then he's a ghost? No wonder it's so cheap, so I bought a ghost house."

Little boy: "..." The reaction of the two of you is not quite right, is it?Shouldn't they be screaming loudly and fleeing?What's the matter with such a calm discussion?

Qi Mumiao looked at the little boy with pity: Calm down, according to my experience, the things that make you collapse are still to come.

Yuanchun and Zhongye grumbled and bit their ears, and initially determined that the little boy was a ghost.

"What should I do?" Yuan Chun frowned, staring at the little boy in embarrassment, "I bought everything, it's too bad that I can't live here."

"Yes!" Yuanchun's eyes lit up, she took out her mobile phone, opened the address book and rummaged through, "Dazai said he knew a demon exorcist, they all said demons and goblins, if he can exorcise demons, he should also exorcise ghosts, I'll ask him."

Hearing the name "Dazai", Chuya was immediately alert, "Wait, I'll try first."

"What do you want to do?" Yuanchun's eyes were full of curiosity.

Zhongye's approach has always been simple and rude. Whoever gets in the way, he will forcefully sanction and flatten them all.

The little boy floated up, and his head hit the ceiling with a "bang".

Little boy: "..." It hurts!With tears in my eyes, I want to cry loudly.

Qi Mumei: Sympathy.

Nine Lamas: So pitiful.

"It looks like a human-shaped balloon that would appear in some kind of children's / evil / classics." Yuanchun pinched his chin and said thoughtfully.

"He was crying," Chuya frowned, a little suspicious, "Is he really a ghost?"

Yuanchun said with reason: "Normal children will not be as pale as him."

Zhong also put the little boy down, "It may be that the parents don't care about it, and it looks dirty by crawling and rolling around."

The little boy took short legs, turned around and ran, but before he could take a step, Yuanchun released the subspace barrier and locked him up. "There is a way to prove whether he is a ghost or not. Take a basin of water and give him a bath."

Zhong also looked at Yuanchun.

Yuanchun hugged Jiu Lama tightly, with rejection written all over his body, "I'm a little fairy! I won't help him wash!"

"Then let me do it," Zhong Ye didn't care, "Take it back first, this house doesn't look like it has water or electricity."

The two caught the kid and prepared to retreat.

The big ghost who had been waiting on the second floor quit.

It's okay for Sabi human beings to break into her house and wreak havoc everywhere, but now they dare to take her son away?This is not bad!

The sunlight outside the window seemed to be much dimmer, and there was a series of low "cluck, cluck, cluck" sounds from above the ceiling.

Zhong Ye paused, "...what's the sound?"

Yuanchun failed to brake in time and bumped into Nakaya. She rubbed her head and guessed, "Are you hungry?"

Zhong also had black lines all over his head, he pointed to the top of his head, "It's not me."

Genchun opened the kitchen door and looked into the corridor, but his sight was blocked by the pile of debris, and he couldn't see anything even with his Sharingan.She said with emotion: "It's either you or a ghost? My God, this sound is so loud, I haven't eaten in a few lifetimes!"

The "clack" sound suddenly stopped.

Yuanchun: "Huh? Are you not hungry again?"

Qi Mumei: You are also full of anger.

After a few seconds of silence, the strange "clucking" sound turned into the sound of cloth rubbing, followed by the "thumping" sound of heavy objects descending the stairs.

Zhong also moved the pile of debris in the corridor back to the kitchen, he and Yuanchun looked at each other, and the two held hands and walked towards the door one after the other.

A group of twisted human figures climbed down the stairs, because the stairs were full of debris, and the figures climbed very slowly.

Yuanchun jogged and took two steps forward, but was dragged back by Zhongya to block him, and gave him a warning look.She sighed helplessly, stood on tiptoes and stretched her neck to look around.

Jiu Lama was also very curious. It imitated Yuanchun's appearance and poked its head out. One person and one fox maintained god-like movements and expressions, staring at the stairs expectantly.

The sound of something heavy hitting the floor grew louder and louder.

finally!The mysterious ghost reveals her true colors!

It was a woman with disheveled hair, her head down, struggling to climb over the messy obstacles.

Yuanchun doubted that if Zhong hadn't piled up the garbage on the stairs, she probably didn't climb down when she came down, but slipped down, and she landed on her face first. The scene must be quite tragic, and it hurts even thinking about it.

The female ghost slowly raised her head in the direction of Yuanchun and Zhongye.

The long black hair spread out to both sides, revealing the pale face of the woman. She stared at a pair of big eyeballs, the resentment/poison/in the eyes was so thick that it was almost overflowing, and the eye sockets were painted with black eyeshadow , the lips are too white without the slightest color of blood.

Strong resentment came to his face, as if he wanted to swallow the people who broke into the house.

Too bad it's completely useless.

The middle is also the incarnation of the Rage God, once he erupts, the female ghost's little resentment is not enough to look at;

The nine lamas are a collection of chakras, and resentment has no effect on it;

Qi Mu, as the acting god of the plane, can supersede the female ghost at will. Since he is just an innocent kitten now, he planned to pretend to be mediocre, but after thinking about it, the others are very calm, only the cat fainted. In the past, it would appear too different (no face-to-face), so Qi Mumiao finally decided to ignore the female ghost's grievances and drizzle, and continued to squat on Yuanchun's shoulders in a daze;

Yuanchun was even less afraid. Not only was he not afraid, but he was also full of embarrassment. He couldn't hold back and vomited out: "Uh, my sister, you put on too much makeup, right? This is the face, not the wall, painted so white What are you doing? Cover up all the advantages!"

Female ghost: "..."

"It shouldn't be a painting," Zhong also said rigorously, "That child is also very white all over, maybe all ghosts are like this."

"I think it's just staying in the house all year round without seeing the sun, holding back." Yuan Chun shook his head, "This can't be done, you have to go out for a walk, what's so good about staying at home? Staying up late to watch dramas? Take a look You have dark circles under your eyes, haven't you slept in weeks? Still suffering!"

The female ghost: "... cluck cluck!"

"Since you agree with me, then stand up and follow me to go outside, the outside world is very exciting," Yuanchun seduced in a tone that sells Amway, "Sunshine more, go for a walk, dance with the aunts Do a square dance!"

Qimu Meow: She doesn't agree with you, she is greeting you kindly.

"Isn't that right?" Chuya was still rational, "She's a ghost, can she bask in the sun?"

"Yes," Yuanchun concluded, and Hu Bian said logically, "This grievance is already very strong. If it can't be dissipated by simply relying on the sun, it needs a priestess or monk with good skills to save it. Shinto may have a way."

The female ghost's expression changed, her eyes widened, and a mass of hair hung from the ceiling, quietly approaching Yuanchun, trying to hang her.

Yuanchun didn't panic, took out a lighter from her pocket, lit it and threw it up. In fact, she used the lighter as a cover, and secretly released a small fire trap with one hand.

The chakra-based fire escape hit the hair, and it burned up, burning a large area in the blink of an eye.Then Yuanchun released two subspace barriers, one to lock the female ghost and the little ghost together, and the other to block the top of the head, isolating the burning fire.

Zhong also came to a sudden, "Are you going to save her?"

Yuanchun shook his head, "No, I spent all my money, so of course I have to make the best use of it."

Zhong also felt that something was wrong, "You spent money to buy a house, right?"

"But if there is such a good thing as buy one get two free, I will not refuse," Yuanchun smiled slyly, "Before I was worried that I was too busy, and the Akutagawa brothers and sisters had no one to take care of them. Look, there is a nanny now."

Chuya: "..." What did the Akutagawa brothers and sisters do wrong to be taken care of by the ghost nanny?

All the little ghosts and big ghosts were caught, and this trip was very rewarding. Not only did they pick up a house for nothing, but they also picked up a labor force for nothing (underage ghosts are not counted as labor power). From this point of view, the system is still very kind.

Yuanchun pulled Chuya contentedly, ready to go home.

As soon as his hand touched the doorknob, there was a shrill meowing sound behind him, and then a black shadow rushed over, pounced on Yuanchun, and raised his paw to scratch.

Zhongya was preparing for a gravity warning, Qi Muyan opened his dozing eyes, and Jiu Lama showed his fangs.

However, Yuanchun was faster than them. She grabbed the black shadow, hugged it into her arms, and cried out excitedly: "Cat! I knew there was a cat! I saw it before I came in!"

Little black cat: "...Meow meow meow!" Am I throwing myself into a trap?

The little black cat was attacked by Lianmian, at a loss, struggling in panic, screaming as it moved.

"Xiao Mi, don't be afraid, my sister will take you to eat Miao Xianbao!" Yuan Chun patiently comforted the little black cat. She stroked the fur that was not smooth with her warm palms over and over again, and gently combed it with her fingers. Pull together, carefully smoothing out knotted fur.

Look, they are all ghosts. The cat-type and human-type are in stark contrast. The human-type can only be ruthlessly imprisoned in the subspace barrier, but the cat-type can happily nest in the arms of the girl and enjoy the grooming service of the girl. They will also be fed delicious fresh buns.

However, the little black cat said that it is not happy at all, this is all a false appearance!In fact, there were two terrifying beings staring at it intently, and the aura emanating from them was so strong that it trembled.

Qimu Meow: ... Isn't Xiao Mi me?Do you think it's appropriate for you to call another cat Xiaomi in front of me, and still rua it like this? !

Nine Lamas: ...one cat has not been solved yet, another one comes!The old man really hates cats the most!