The heroine is full of insanity

Jiu Lama and Qi Mumiao quarreled.

To be precise, it was the unilateral protest of the Nine Lamas.

Qi Mumei is cool and noble, with a tall and straight figure like a little tiger, squatting gracefully on Yuanchun's shoulders, flicking his long, fluffy tail back and forth.

Except that when Jiu Lama's murderous aura surged to expose his attacking intentions, he would shamelessly shrink his stomach, and use Yuanchun's body to cover its slender body, making it impossible for the angry little fox to attack, Qi Mumiao squatted very firmly throughout the whole process, Occasionally lazily "meow" a few times, showing the demeanor of a king.

Where has the Nine Lamas been so angry?Its fur all over its body was blown up, and it sneezed several times in a row, spewing out small pocket sparks. It was not a serious fox at first glance.

Jiu Lama glared at Dabai Meow, and gritted his teeth: "Chi Chi Chi Pu Chi!"

——If it wasn't for the suppression of your strength, the old man would have slapped you to death long ago!How can you be presumptuous!

Qi Mumiao yawned, and said in his heart that he should go to sleep, there is everything in his dream, and if you bring out the Immortal of the Six Paths to break his head with me, it might be a [-]-[-] split.

【I tell you!There is definitely something wrong with this kitten! ] Jiu Lama beeped loudly in Yuanchun's mind, as angry as if he caught a girl whose boyfriend cheated on the spot, 【Look, it's not afraid of me!Which normal cat would not be afraid to see me!Um? ! 】

When Yuanchun heard this, he grabbed Jiu Lama's two front legs with both hands, picked it up under its suspicious eyes, held it in front of him, and looked at it carefully.

Although Jiu Lama used the domineering president-style standard ending particle "um", and the tail tone rose, showing a domineering and wild demeanor, but——

Fluffy ears, poke once and shake three times;

A small and exquisite chin with a beautiful tip;

The eyes are big and round, and the golden pupils are shining brightly;

The fur is soft and smooth, bright in color, the big tail is long and fluffy, and it flutters gently like a cloud, even the best satin can't match it;

The cry is milky and childish, it is obviously a growl, no matter how it sounds, it sounds like a baby;

……

Listed one by one in this way, coupled with the voice of Ba Zong directly sent into Yuanchun's mind by the Nine Lamas, the contrast is obvious and the contrast is huge.

This is probably the legendary contrast, right?

To be honest, bro, any normal cat will not be afraid of you when it sees you, and may even think you are so cute.

Yuanchun was furious (acting like a baby) by the nine lamas who were so cute, she couldn't help but lowered her head, kissed "piaji" on the nine lamas' ears, and comforted: [It's nothing, don't worry, it's really It is an ordinary kitten. 】

If you can’t touch the big white meow, it’s good to touch the nine lamas. They are all fluffy and feel similar to the hand.Genjun thought while rubbing Kurama's big tail.

Qi Mumei: Oh... so it is my substitute?

【I do not believe!Then why is it not afraid of me! ] Nine Lamas are extremely persistent in this matter.

Yuan Junxin thought that since I don't understand cat language, how would I know why it is not afraid of you?

But if Big White Meow doesn’t show fear, the Nine Lamas will probably continue to blow their hairs, persistently trying to scare Big White Meow, and then the two furries will fight for me, and the flesh pads will fly together... It’s a bit touching to think about it, hehe !

Yuanchun showed a rippling smirk.

Qi Mumiao looked at Yuanchun with pity: he was so stupid at such a young age, how pitiful.

The Nine Lamas who couldn't get an answer were as expected by Yuanchun, and they persevered: [Is it not enough to have me alone? !How many furries do you want to raise!I knew you liked fluff when we first met, and you even praised that rabbit as cute!At that time, I didn't care, I thought you were just talking casually, but I never thought that you are such a person! 】

Yuan Chuntou grew up a lot, and he always felt that Jiu Lama's words seemed familiar.

Qi Mumiao: My mother likes a line in a dog-blooded love drama. She watches it on time every day in front of the TV, holding a tissue box and crying so much while watching it.

The original line is what the heroine said to her cheating ex-boyfriend: "Is it not enough to have me alone? You want more beautiful sisters! I knew you were Yangou the first time we met, and you still took aim at the thin waist passing by." The little girl with long legs, I didn't pay attention to it at the time, I thought you were just looking around casually, I never thought that you are such a person!"

Soon Yuanchun also remembered the source of the words that the Kurama accused her of, the corner of her mouth twitched, and a complicated expression appeared on her face.

If I had known that the Nine Lamas would learn and use them so flexibly, I shouldn't have allowed it to watch dog blood romance dramas.

In fact, Jiu Lama's accusation is correct. Yuanchun is a "fancy heart". She can't let go of Jiu Lama who chased him across the mountains and crosses planes, and also wants to raise the big white cat that she never got.

Yuanchun was straightforward about this-what's wrong?Who doesn't want to have such a cute fox and cat at the same time!They are all my wings!The white moonlight on the fingertips and the cinnabar mole on the heart!Children only make choices, adults want them all!

Qi Mumiao: Tsk, it's so scumbag.

Enough watching the show, Qi Mumiao chose a very "understanding" way to exit, it jumped off Yuanchun's shoulder, got into her small backpack, and coiled into a soft ball.

Still thinking about how to continue to smear Dabai Meow's Nine Lamas: "..."

Jiu Lama was not happy at all, it felt aggrieved as if its fist had been hit on the cotton.It began to suspect that Big White Meow was retreating on purpose, in order to contrast its aggressive cat with its own weakness, it was unreasonable.

White Lotus Cat!Scheming cat!

Yuanchun, who racked his brains to figure out how to coax the Nine Lamas, was relieved, and said thank God, Xiaomi, you are so cute!Poppy!

Qi Mumiao, who thought everything should be over: "..."

I have said many times, don't call me Xiao Mi.

Reject Boji.

One of you is overcompensated, and the other is a scumbag. You seem to be a good match. Please lock each other up and stop harming others.

Jiu Lama hugged his head with his small claws and thought for a long time, but he didn't think of a good way to expose Dabai Meow's true face. It was so annoyed that it frowned, curled up in Yuanchun's arms and asked in a muffled voice: 【The old man and it fell into the water at the same time , who are you saving? 】

It's really creepy that you ask this question by the title of "Old Man". In a trance, I feel like my uncle is asking "Who do you save when Uchiha Tajima and I fall into the water"...Let me drown , I will not save anyone!

Yuanchun shivered subconsciously, and said righteously: [No one can save me, I can't swim, if I fall into the water, I will sink to the bottom, and I have to wait for you to rescue me. 】

Qi Mumiao kindly encouraged: Come on, you can be even more scumbag.

Nine Lama snorted coldly, apparently not satisfied with the answer, and asked again: [Then if there is a fire and we are both in the fire, who do you save first? 】

If you fall into the water, you can take advantage of your inability to swim. I'll see how you can take advantage of the fire!

Don't tell me you don't know how to escape water, your second brother taught you how to escape water, it's very easy to play, and it's very convenient to water, I've seen it countless times with my own eyes!

Yuanchun continued to speak righteously: 【I'll put out the fire first. 】

Nine Lamas and Qi Mumiao: "..."

Just talking, you are really a genius.

The Nine Lamas didn't believe it anymore, its fighting spirit was aroused, and it vowed that today, Yuanchun must let Yuanchun say the words "Nine Lamas are the most important in my heart"!

Just when Jiu Lama was about to throw out the third proposition to test Yuanchun, there was a low roar of the engine suddenly coming from behind.

A pitch-black motorcycle approached quickly and stopped suddenly when it was less than one meter away from Yuanchun. The tires rubbed against the ground and let out a long, ear-piercing screech. Picking up her silky long hair.

Wearing a black suit and a jazz hat, Nakaya stretched his legs and propped himself on the ground. He let go of the handlebars, straightened his low upper body, and habitually raised his hand to press down on the brim of his hat, "...Mr. Mori said you were looking for me ?”

No, I asked him for money and he didn't give it, only allowed me to squeeze you and Dazai... Yuanchun blinked and said cheerfully: "Yes, I rented a house and I'm going to see it, you want to come together ?"

Zhong Ye was slightly taken aback, and his tone seemed a little anxious, "You want to move?"

Yuanchun hugged Jiu Lama, and consciously climbed on the motorcycle and sat down, "I didn't rent it for me. I picked up two children and used it to settle them."

"... Pick it up?" Zhong also took a helmet, turned around and put it on Yuanchun's head, "What's going on?"

It's fine to pick up foxes, but pick up people? ? ?

Yuanchun freed up a hand and straightened the crooked helmet, "It's still about the Wings of Darkness. Didn't I hold the Itakura Club? I rescued many abducted street children and asked them if they would like to join the Wings of Darkness. Some people took the money and ran away, some people took the money and wanted to grab more money, and in the end there were only two left."

As soon as Zhongye heard the word money, he instinctively wanted to pull out his mobile phone to check the balance.

See what it's like to toss the child.Qi Mumiao gave Zhongya a sympathetic look across the schoolbag.

"Let's go," Yuanchun patted Chuya on the shoulder, "I'll show you the way, drive along this road!"

"Oh, good." Zhongya nodded, he hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Hold on firmly."

Yuanchun didn't hear it at first, and when Zhongya stepped on the accelerator, the motorcycle rushed out, and she was pushed by a huge inertia, and fell headfirst on Zhongye's back.

Jiu Lama was held in Yuanchun's arms, just squeezed between Yuanchun and Zhongye, so crowded that his face was deformed.

Qi Mumiao, who is nestled comfortably in her schoolbag, hides her achievements and fame deeply.

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This was Yuanchun's first time on Zhongya's motorcycle. Even with a helmet to protect her, she was still blown messy by the wind, and her long hair fluttered wildly.

Facts have proved that none of the Hong Kong and black men drive normally, and Chuya is not qualified to diss Dazai's driving skills at all. He is more wild than Dazai!In the end, gravity was used frantically to accelerate.

"...Are you okay?" Zhong also looked at Yuanchun, feeling a little guilty.

Yuanchun took off the helmet and was dizzy. She swayed around twice, held Chuuya's arm for a while, and said firmly: "I'm fine, I just saw two birds flying over your head. It’s so cute, it looks delicious, Jiu Lama, do you want to eat it?”

Chuya and Qi Mumiao: "..." Already dizzy and hallucinating.

Nine Lamas: "..." Don't call me, I'm so squeezed by you that it's hard to breathe, and I'm still short of oxygen.

Nakaya took out a mint candy from his pocket, peeled off the wrapper, and stuffed it into Yuanjun's mouth.

The cool and stimulating smell made Yuanchun feel better, she shook her head like a kitten flicking water, and gradually regained her senses.

"I'll drive back." Yuan Chun said firmly.

Zhong also looked up at the sky, "...Oh."

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Yuanchun's family counted the house numbers, and finally found the house issued to her by the system in a remote corner.

The system said that the location was a bit off, but in fact it was more than a "point" off. They only saw an old lady walking slowly with a cane along the way.Yuan Chun went to ask the old lady about the route, and when she heard where they were going, the old lady's face changed drastically, she turned around and ran away briskly, leaving Yuan Chun stunned.

The system says the environment is very good, but in reality it is not only very good, it is really good.A small two-story building with a big yard, let alone two children, can accommodate ten more.The only downside is that the walls are covered with dry vines and the ground is full of wild weeds.

Zhong Ye asked worriedly, "Are you being cheated?"

Yuanchun frowned and looked serious, "I also feel that I have been cheated, but the problem is that I have already paid."

"Could you be any more stupid?" Zhong also sighed helplessly, and slapped Yuanchun's forehead with a curved finger, "How can there be any reason to pay first and then inspect the house? Where did you rent it from? I'll help you get your money back."

Who is so short-sighted and dares to cheat money from the black lady of Hong Kong?

The bleak wind blew by, rolling up the withered and yellow leaves, making a rustling sound.Yuanchun suddenly felt a deep malice falling on her body, she raised her head sharply, her eyes fixed on the two-story building in front of her, the Sharingan under the cosmetic contact lenses automatically appeared, and the three-curved jade wheel twirled.

With the blessing of Sharingan, Yuanchun saw that the house sent to her by the system was surrounded by a very faint layer of black air.

The essence is that the nine lamas of the chakra complex can detect malice, and it reminds Yuanchun: [There is a problem with this house. 】

[I can see it,] the corner of Yuanchun's mouth twitched, [No wonder you gave it to me so simply. 】

"Wait," Zhong also sensed that something was wrong, he raised his hand to block Yuanchun, and looked around guardedly, "It seems that there is something nearby."

Qi Mumiao poked his head out of his backpack, and his eyes fell on the wall next to the gate, where there was a sign with his name on it.

Saeki house.

Oh, it turned out to be a haunted house.

Qi Mu looked at several lineups, there was a Mary Su, a Huang Ba Tu, a Nine-Tailed Fox, and a cat-like Plane God.

After coming to the conclusion that "the problem is not big, it is stable", Qi Mumiao retreated calmly and continued to salt fish.