The heroine is full of insanity

Yuanchun holds Jiu Lama in his left hand, a small black cat in his right hand, and a big white cat squatting on his shoulder, just like a big cat climbing a frame, making all the fluff fans envy and hate.

But Zhong also thought differently from others. He was a little worried that Yuanchun would hurt his joints from being crushed—these three were bigger than one, especially a certain big white cat that claimed to be wandering outside, but in fact had smooth fur—so Zhong also asked worriedly, "Do you need help?"

Qi Mumiao's eyes froze: It seems that someone secretly talked about my weight behind my back.

Yuanchun didn't think it was too heavy. As a Marysu who could break boulders with her bare hands, let alone act as a toy shelf for small animals, even if she was holding Nakaya and Dazai with each hand, she would easily keep her expression on.She was just worried that the big white cat and the little black cat who could not communicate with each other would be difficult to control, so she suddenly got up and ran away.After all, cats are creatures with erratic and unpredictable personalities.

Just as Yuanchun wanted to say "need", he felt his clothes being ripped several times, and it was the three masters who gathered their little claws at the same time.

Nine Lamas: Good question!Who is the most important in her heart, it will be decided soon!Needless to say, it must be me. When I met her, you didn't know where she was.

Qi Mumei: Now that you are sure, why are you nervous?And you are wrong, I was the one who knew her first.

Little Black Cat: The war between the bosses, Meng Xin trembled and dared not make a sound.

Qi Mumei & Nine Lamas: Then don't move your claws!

Little Black Cat: ... My paw has a mind of its own.

Yuanchun's lips parted slightly, and she stayed for a while before realizing what this meant, and she showed a dumbfounding expression.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Yuanchun hadn't moved for a long time, Zhong also asked.

"It's okay, that's all." Yuanchun sighed pretentiously, Mingli complained, but actually secretly showed, "It seems that they all like me, I should hold it by myself."

"...Oh." Zhong also blinked blankly, he always felt that something happened, but he didn't know.

Yuanchun couldn't spare any extra hands, so Zhongya took the initiative to open the door.

The door was opened a crack, and a nearly pale skylight shone through, Yuan Chun's eyes narrowed slightly, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

A black shadow soared into the air along the door frame, and then rushed towards Yuanchun.Due to the fast distance and a pile of furry pendants on her body, although Yuanchun had a premonition that the danger was approaching, she couldn't dodge it immediately. The only way she responded was to run chakra and activate the writing wheel Eye.

Then Yuanchun was completely swallowed up by the black shadow.

"Xiaochun!" The last remaining image in the field of vision is Nakaya's eyes widened, his face full of panic.

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After the pale light, intermittent black-and-white images gradually emerged, like an old video recorder struggling to play mottled video tapes, or a desolate theater where no one was watching. play.

Is it illusion, or the kind that is not too clever.

With the help of Sharingan, Yuanchun saw through the clues immediately, but she didn't immediately destroy this crappy illusion, because some pictures aroused her interest.

There was a silly girl named Jiaye who was lonely and lonely since she was a child. She longed to communicate with others but was timid and shy. She had no second friend except a little black cat.When she was in college, she had a crush on a classmate, but she dared not confess because of low self-esteem, so she could only confide her love and distress in a diary, until the male god found true love, although she was in pain, she still gave up and buried everything in her heart , and instead married Takeo Saeki, who rented his own house.

I thought this was the beginning of a new life, but it was actually the coming of a nightmare.Takeo Saeki is a complete scum, he doesn't love Kayako, he just has a strong desire to possess her, when he finds out that he suffers from oligozoospermia, and then discovers the diary written by Kayako when he had a crush on the male god, Jealousy made him lose his last sanity, he tortured and killed Kayako involuntarily, and sealed his son Saeki Toshio in the closet.

Afterwards, Kayako, who turned into a ghost in the resentment, found Takeo Saeki and killed him for revenge. Takeo Saeki also became a ghost, plus his son Toshio Saeki, and the family of three was trapped in the house. Anyone who enters their domain will be branded, and even if they flee to the ends of the earth, they will still be captured.

At the end of this illusion, Yuanchun took the place of Kayako. She lay on her back on the shabby carpet, watching Takeo Saeki with bloodshot eyes and a crazy expression, approaching step by step with a kitchen knife...

"Stop!" Yuanchun raised her hand in a gesture of refusal, her eyes were full of disgust, she looked at Takeo Saeki and shook her head, "Just stand there and don't move."

Takeo Saeki was like a marionette, suddenly frozen in place, unable to even blink.

Takeo Saeki: "..." What's going on?Isn't this an illusion created by me? !

"Your illusion is too rough, there is no way, let's make use of it, anyway, it is mine now." Yuanchun stood up slowly, patted the dirt on the skirt, turned and sat down on the sofa.She crossed her legs, raised her chin slightly, and had a sarcastic expression. What she said could irritate people, "You still have the nerve to release this paragraph. Are you proud? Are you proud that you are cancer or less sperm?"

"I think it's a waste of time to say a few more words to you, so let's do it." Yuan Chun snapped his fingers, and the three-pointed jade in his eyes spun, and the whole illusion suddenly became distorted, like an invisible black hole. devour.

Takeo Saeki was sucked to the edge of the black hole, he struggled, and cast a venomous look at Genjun.

"Are you angry?" Yuanchun made a grimace, "The more angry is yet to come, you will not dissipate immediately, but will be trapped in the seal, watching your house, wife, son and cat It's all mine."

"Ah, I'm sorry, the expression was wrong, let me say it again," Yuanchun pulled the corner of her mouth, revealing a piercing smile, but there was no smile in her eyes, "The house is the inheritance left by Kakoko's parents. You were alright."

Takeo Saeki was sucked into the black hole, and several golden chains composed of spells written in ancient characters protruded from all directions, sealing the black hole.

The illusion completely disintegrated, and Yuanchun slowly opened his eyes.

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"Xiaochun! What's wrong with you?!" Chuya's voice was tense, "What time is this?"

Yuanchun blinked, his slender eyelashes trembling slightly.She stared at the four fingers that were constantly dangling in front of her, and slowly spit out a number: "Five."

... It's over, it's over, I don't know how to count, I'm stupid!

Zhong also froze.

"You're kidding, four." Yuanchun turned his head slowly, glanced around, and found that this was the yard of Saeki's house, she was lying on the ground, with her upper body leaning against Nakaya's arms, "How long have I been unconscious?"

"Less than 1 minute?" Zhong also thought for a moment like a memory, and then he reacted, knocking a chestnut on Yuanchun's forehead, "When is it time are you still joking! Scared me to death!"

"Don't worry, it's fine." Yuanchun hurriedly gave Chuya a compliment, "I just watched a short movie."

"Really?" Zhong also looked at Yuanchun suspiciously.

"...What's there to lie about?" Yuanchun couldn't laugh or cry, she stood up holding the hand that Nakaya handed over, jumped on the spot twice to relieve the slight numbness in her legs, "I know this house What happened here to make it what it is today.”

"Let's go, go back first, and tell you when I go back." Yuanchun took the initiative to hold Chuya's hand, and pulled him out of the yard.

Zhong Ye was taken aback for a moment, and then felt a chill penetrate into his palm, and travel along the blood vessels all over his body.Soon he realized that it wasn't some strange psychological effect, but Yuanchun's hand--the hand she held his was so cold, as if it had been soaked in ice water.

...Is it because of being attacked by a ghost?Zhong also thought worriedly, he didn't ask any questions, but held Yuanchun's hand instead, giving her warmth with the warm palm.

Yuanchun's eyes flickered.

Not necessarily nothing at all, the illusion of Takeo Saeki is immersive, all the senses of the performer will communicate with Kayako, before the illusion is destroyed, fully experience all the fear, pain, despair and resentment...

Qi Mumiao's eyes fell on Yuanchun's hand hanging by his side, and it saw her fingertips trembling slightly.

After thinking about it, Qi Mumiao let out a low cry, and slapped Yuanchun's side face with his tail to attract her attention. When she raised her hand to touch it and asked "what's the matter", it crawled down calmly, She pressed Yuanjun's hand with her soft stomach.

Yuanchun didn't say a word, but Qi Mumiao heard her say "Thank you."

Qi Mumei: You're welcome, you owe me ten boxes of coffee jelly.

Before they had time to run away, Jiu Lama and the little black cat, who were caught by Zhong Ye and stuffed into their schoolbags, stared wide-eyed.

Nine Lamas: "Chi Chi Chi!"

--It's all you!The old man can't even see what's going on outside now!

Little black cat: "...Mi."

——I dare not resist the wild god.

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Saiki Meow didn't go back with Yuanchun, and after confirming that the hand covered by his soft and fluffy fur gradually returned to its original temperature, it jumped out of the car at the speed of light.

Why don't you jump out of the car?Waiting to be caught in the hospital to cut bells, or share a name with some spooky cat blackened into briquettes?

When did it, Qi Mumei, suffer this kind of grievance!

Zhong Ye looked through the rearview mirror and saw a white shadow "whoosh" passing by, thinking that something had fallen.

"It's Xiao Mi." Yuan Chun didn't have to turn his head as he signaled, and drove well, "It ran away."

The speed of the car was very fast and the wind was strong, Zhong Ye asked at the top of his voice, "Which one is Xiao Mi?"

Yuanchun was silent for a moment, reflecting on whether it would be a bad idea to name both cats "Xiao Mi", and decided that from now on, the big white cat will be called Xiao Mi, and the little black cat will be called Da Mi.

Genjun: "The white one!"

Chuya: "Didn't you pick it up?"

Yuanchun: "Yes! But it may be a little afraid of me."

Chuya: "What are you afraid of? Are you plucking its fur?"

Yuanchun: "Last time I said to take it for sterilization, it kicked me." It also kicked me to another world.

Zhong Ye: "..." □ □ a chill.

When the destination arrived, Zhongya stopped the car, turned his head and looked at Yuanchun in blank dismay.

Yuan Chun had question marks all over his head: "What's wrong?"

"...It's nothing." Zhongya retracted his gaze, got out of the car silently, locked the car, and then carefully distanced himself from Yuanchun.

Yuanchun was puzzled, she took out Jiu Lama, hugged her in her arms and rubbed her hair, asking while rubbing: [Are all men so fickle?You held my hand before, but now you avoid me, but I didn't do anything! 】

Jiu Lama was in a daze, and was about to fall asleep, when Yuanchun moved the floor. The little fox who got up angry was very dissatisfied, and said angrily: 【I feel the same way!Men are like this! 】

Yuanchun's focus is a bit crooked: [All?Are you male too? 】

As she spoke, she slid her hand towards Jiu Lama's hind legs.

Jiu Lama woke up with a jerk, it exploded, jumped out, hung on Zhongye's back, stared at Yuanchun in shock, and yelled loudly: "Chi Chi Chi!!!"

--abnormal!You are a pervert!I'm not pure anymore!

Yuanchun: [……] Don’t spread rumors, I didn’t touch anything!

Zhong also took off the nine lamas in puzzlement. He looked at the shivering nine lamas, then at the calm Yuanchun, and couldn't help asking: "What's wrong with it?"

Yuanchun's face was full of innocence, "I probably feel the same way."

Chuya: "..."

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Qi Mumiao jumped into the house with graceful small steps, dodged the swoop of his father Qi Mu Guochun, stepped on his face, and then went back to his bedroom smoothly to release the transformation.

The boy in a white T-shirt and gray sports trousers sat in a chair, propped one hand on the edge of the table, and rested his forehead on the other. He stayed in this position for a long time, with an unpredictable expression on his face.

The only disadvantage of the transformation technique is that the longer the time of transforming into an animal, the more likely the mood will fluctuate.As for how to fluctuate, there is a certain relationship with the specific animal that becomes.

For example, if you become a sloth, you will react very slowly; if you become a peacock, your narcissism will increase; if you become a rabbit... ahem!

And after becoming a cat, she will be more arrogant than usual, superficially cold, but in fact she will have a certain degree of possessiveness towards the person or thing she likes.

Recalling some behaviors when he became a cat, Qi Mu almost turned back the time and did it all over again.

In half a year, I won't use the transformation technique again.Qi Mu thought in a complicated mood.

...at least not into a cat.

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Yuanchun first painted himself a make-up, pretended to be a man, and reluctantly dyed his hair green, and then took Chuya to the hotel where the Akutagawa brothers and sisters temporarily stayed.

"Why do you have to dress like this?" Chuya frowned.Yuanchun put booster pads in his shoes, which made him look half a head taller than him, and he felt very uncomfortable.

"Remember, this is my vest, don't reveal my identity!" Yuan Chunqian reminded Wanwan, "This vest is called Senshou Zhujian."

Zhong Ye: "I know, I know."

What is this strange name?

Genjun continued: "This vest has a lot to do with the vest of Dazai's women's clothing. It looks like a couple, but it may also be a rival in love, and it's all because of you."

Countless question marks rose above Chuya's head, "Huh? What's all this mess? What's none of my business?!"

"Isn't it because you quarreled with Dazai in front of Xiaoyin and Akutagawa that day." Yuanchun said quietly, "They began to think that you like me and hate Dazai."

Chuya nodded, "That's right, I really hate that blue mackerel!"

Yuanchun continued: "But then they felt that you and Dazai looked more like a happy couple, and I was the one who got green."

Chuya: "..." He was so dumbfounded that his whole body was petrified.

Yuanchun shrugged his shoulders, "In order not to fall off the horse, I can't do anything... My hair is dyed green, I'm still Dazai, you choose one."

Chuya: "..." I choose death.

"No matter what you choose, it sounds gay in gay." Yuanchun pinched his chin and thought for a while, his eyes lit up, "Ah! I have a solution!"

A bad premonition arose in Zhong Ye's heart.

Yuanchun picked up a small skirt and shook it, she said cheerfully: "Chuya~~~ Think about women's clothing? If you are a girl, you will be fine!"

come on!Let's have sex together!

Chuya: "...you go away! Don't think about it!"

Goodbye, let's go. If you bought a standing ticket overnight, you don't need to send it away.

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When Xiaoyin opened the door, Zhongye's face was all black.

"...What's wrong with him?" Xiaoyin was taken aback. She hugged the door frame and carefully aimed at him.

"I quarreled with his girlfriend, ignore him." Yuanchun said casually.

Zhong Ye heard the words and glared at Yuan Chun.

Xiaoyin looked at Zhongye, then at Yuanchun, and felt that there must be a story that he didn't know.

"I went to see the house, and it's pretty good overall, but no one has lived in it for a long time, and it's very messy inside." Yuanchun sat on the sofa with Jiu Lama in his arms, and cut straight to the point, "I'll find someone to clean it up and buy some furniture, and then you guys Move in again."

Xiaoyin nodded obediently, and Akutagawa said "thank you" stiffly.

"One more thing," Yuan Junyi waved his hand, revealing a transparent subspace barrier, which shuts Saeki Toshio covering his head with tears in his eyes, and Kayako whose hair was blown into chicken coops in anger, "This is the house I bought. The aunt is the nanny who takes care of you, and the child is the son of the aunt, so let's treat him as an incidental."

Gayako: "..." You are the aunt!

Akutagawa & Xiaoyin: "..."

"Did you invite...you?" Little Silver asked cautiously.

The corner of Yuanchun's mouth twitched, "You actually want to talk about abduction?"

"No way!" Xiaoyin firmly denied.

"Don't worry, it's not abduction, there will be no problem." Yuan Chun's tone was very firm, "Actually, they were the previous residents of the house, and something happened later, and now they have become ghosts, homeless, and they were taken by us. Taken in."

Akutagawa: "..." Isn't this all right? !

Xiaoyin: "..." Isn't this a little bit of a problem? !

Chuya: "..." It is true that you are homeless, and you have taken over the house.

Yuanchun recounted everything that happened in the illusion.

The expressions of the listeners gradually changed from bewildered at the beginning to indignation, anger and sympathy.

Xiaoyin lay on the subspace barrier, looked at Jiaye sadly, and said softly: "Yoye, you will live with us from now on, so you won't be harassed by scumbags."

Kayako: "..." My name is not coconut.

Akutagawa folded his arms and shook his head, "Coconut, you are so stupid."

Jia coconut: "..." I have already said that my name is not coconut!

Being called by name twice in a row, coupled with the deep frustration of being arrested by Yuan Chun and locked up in a small black room, made Kayako's whole ghost feel lost.

Since becoming a ghost, Kayako has never experienced such a sense of powerlessness. This is the first time that she lowered her head, her long hair covered her face, and only one eye was exposed, which was dark.

It's hard to be a human being, and it's also hard to be a ghost. It's so hard no matter what. This world doesn't give people a way to survive, and they don't want to live anymore.

Toshio Saeki grabbed the corner of Kayako's clothes: Mom, we've been dead for a long time, Mom.

"The scumbag has been taken care of by me. He left very unwillingly. You can rest assured." Yuan Chun sighed and changed the subject, "But, coconut, life must go on, right? A good time cannot be completely ruined In the hands of a scumbag! It's not worth it, and it's not necessary."

"Look at your unkempt appearance," Yuanchun said bitterly, "How long have you been wearing clothes? You haven't taken off your makeup after staying up late! Also, what about your old hair style? It's so beautiful, white and beautiful, put yourself Make it like this, alas!"

Jia Coconut: "..." My name is not Coconut, forget it, I used to have this hairstyle!

Yuan Chunyu said earnestly: "Coconut, you have to stand up!"