My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Gu Nian wrapped rice dumplings with one hand, the wound was painful, and he was struggling to play with the phone with the camera on his back.

After exiting the deep valley cp interface, most of the passers-by outside still analyzed rationally, and the comments were like a breath of fresh cold air, blowing Gu Nian's head sober.

Humans are indeed a species that tends to follow the crowd, wrapped in the cp fan group, thinking can't help but keep a channel with them.As a former scissorhands, Gu Nian deeply condemned himself for not seeing through this candy-picking scam for ten seconds.

Duan Shen's fans argued on the Internet, denying "Niannian" while maintaining his idol image - our handsome husband would never be suspected of calling someone "idiot"!

#年年、头股# is on the hot search.

Combined with the atmosphere of the upcoming Chinese New Year, fans of Gu Nian have a new title: "New Year's Goods".

Gu Nian put down his phone, couldn't sleep, and opened the door with one hand, wanting to secretly see if everyone was asleep.

As soon as the door was opened, the cold wind wrapped snowflakes on the eyelashes, Gu Nian hurriedly closed the door and climbed into bed to sleep.It was only after he went to bed that he realized that the window beside the bed in his room was leaking, and the heating inside was comfortable, but this small area was cold.

Gu Nian's injured palm was facing the hole, and the wound was getting more and more painful from the cold.He had to switch to sleep.

In Two-dimensional, there are several cubs lying on Duan Shen's feet, and some active babies even climb up his trouser legs.

The film king had no choice but to sit on the ground and support one with one hand to prevent the baby from falling.

"Why hasn't Gu Nian come yet?" Duan Shen's voice was full of scum, what is this, throwing all the children to him, an irrelevant person?

System: "You can only come here after you are sound asleep. According to my test, Mr. Gu's consciousness is not completely asleep tonight."

"Then can you put this group..." Duan Shen pointed to the circle of babies around him, "Put them back in the cradle first."

"No, now is the stipulated free time."

The babies less than one year old completely ignored the air-conditioning released by the actor, one by one, they hugged him, pulling on the actor's sleeve, and after a while, they found that the actor did not hug them like Gu Xiaosheng did. Raised high, babies No. [-] and No. [-] took the lead in crying loudly.

The actor's brain hurts, he remembers the number two, he wants to drink milk when he cries, but now he can't leave.In the end, the film king humiliated and picked up Gu Xiaosheng's usual carrying straps, one in the back, one in his arms, and two babies chasing his trouser legs and refusing to let go.

Duan Shen dragged his family home and walked for 10 minutes on a [-]-meter road, and finally arrived at the kitchen where the milk powder was prepared.

He wanted to brew casually, but when he lowered his head, he saw Gu Xiaosheng wrote a guide for brewing milk powder on the table, which was very detailed, as if he had foreseen this day.

In fact, Gu Xiaosheng just wrote casually to satisfy his imagination.

Duan Shen's face darkened, he soaked a bottle of milk, moved to the No. [-] cradle with the same speed and posture as before, and put the baby back in one.

There are 35 more.

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Gu Xiaosheng finally fell asleep in a daze.

Then I saw this shocking scene!

If you ignore the actor's stinky face, he is a loving father!

Duan Shen was bending over to burp No.16 baby, when Gu Nian saw that he didn't notice him, he stooped and moved towards the sofa.

Duan Shen used to lie on the sofa, but Gu Nian decided to take the time to enjoy it, even for a minute.

"come over."

Gu Xiaosheng paused, walked over honestly, and praised Duan Shen as taught by the cooking aunt: "You are really amazing, my baby listens to you, you are indeed a film king, one of the top ten, I can't do it You have done everything. You are such a good father..."

"Shut up." Duan Shen stood up straight, and glanced at Gu Nian's left hand. There was no bandage there, and the wound disappeared out of thin air after entering the Two-dimensional, "Can't sleep?"

Gu Nian shook his left hand, a little embarrassed: "It's a little bit, I'm sorry."

Duan Shen glanced at his left hand again, said nothing, "Just come."

After speaking, he walked towards the sofa, the image of a loving father completely disappeared, and he was ruthless.

Gu Nian curled his lips, squatted next to the NO.16 cradle, and took over to burp the baby.The little guy's bright black eyes rolled around, and he smiled at Gu Nian, his teeth still not fully formed.

Kind of cute.

Gu Nian taught him to call him Dad in a low voice: "Dad, Dad, you don't call me, but you Duan Dad, understand?"

Gu Nian is still ruthless, and wants Duan Shen to share a few babies for him, especially after seeing the scene just now.The actor took care of 36 by himself. Although he was a little embarrassed, with milk powder and saliva all over his clothes, there were no major problems. Gu Nian became more determined.

To warm the cold heart of the actor, first of all start by calling him "Dad".

Gu Nian teased baby No. [-] with a small milk bottle, imitated calling "Daddy" by himself, and gave him a mouthful of milk. Foodie No. [-] baby howled dryly twice at first. thinking.

Gu Nian felt that he had listened, so he kissed him and let him finish drinking happily.He was afraid of being heard by Duan Shen, so he hugged each of them to a corner far away from Duan Shen, and taught them patiently for three hours, his mouth was dry, and he clearly felt the degradation of his own language.

Seeing that Gu Nian was holding the child back and forth, Duan Shen was a little puzzled, "What are you doing?"

Gu Nian conditioned reflex: "Dad."

Duan Shen: "..."

With only these two words left in his mouth, Gu Nian hastily stroked his tongue and searched for vocabulary, "It's nothing, I just carried them for a walk."

Duan Shen disagreed and said, "Don't spoil her too much." If one day Gu Nian is busy and absent, wouldn't he want to hug her all the time, and cry if he doesn't?

Tsk tsk tsk, there is a play, the child that Duan Shenhui cares about has grown up!The blindly optimistic Gu Nian smiled treacherously, and decided to go to bed early tomorrow, before Duan Shen came, to give a crash course on "Calling Dad".

……

The room was noisy and the figures were chaotic. When Gu Nian opened his eyes, he found Duan Shen in front of him. His expression was exactly the same as that of Two-dimensional. He couldn't distinguish between reality and fiction for a while, thinking that the surrounding noise was caused by dozens of children crying.

Gu Nian felt a little uncomfortable, closed his eyes to escape the responsibility of nursing the baby, buried his face in the quilt, and said to Duan Shen: "Oh baby is crying again, I'm so sleepy, actor, can you help me breastfeed."

It's the usual begging tone, but because I've said it too many times, and because I'm getting familiar with Duan Shen day by day, it sounds a bit like coquettish and milky.

Duan Shen: "..."

People around: "..."

Fuck it, it's explosive!

No wonder the actor went to the team doctor early in the morning, saying that Gu Nian's wound might not be very good.Although the wound was long, it was actually not deep. Everyone didn't take it to heart. In the end, Duan Shen called the doctor to have a look. There was something wrong.Not only was he cut by the ice flakes, but he was also frostbitten by the snow water, and his whole body felt a little hot.

Everyone was asleep last night, why did Duan Shen know in advance!What was even more frightening was that as soon as Duan Shen came in, he found that Gu Nian's window was leaking, and his hand was frozen by the window.Duan Shen's expression darkened at that moment, and the coordinator was so frightened that he almost thought that the actor's wife lived in this room.

It turns out that they even have children!Listen to this familiar tone, I'm afraid I haven't said it a thousand or eight hundred times.

The air was suddenly quiet, and the crying Gu Nian thought disappeared suddenly. He blinked under the quilt, and realized very clearly - he was already awake!

Just when Gu Xiaosheng was about to suffocate himself to death under the blanket in embarrassment, Duan Shen opened his mouth to make a rescue.

"What are you talking about in your sleep?"

"Get up and let the doctor see your hands."

After Duan Shen spoke, the people around him seemed to have thawed out and started to get busy.

The assistant director asked the director in a low voice: "Can this episode be broadcast?"

"Is there anything that can't be played? Isn't it just talking in sleep?" The director played it back three times, "Show it, it must be played."

Gu Nian got the injection and was alive and kicking in the afternoon.

Also participating in the variety show are the leading actors of the other three crews. There are four groups of eight people in total.

After dinner, the eight people separated and took each of them to a certain place. After arriving, the director said that this was a part of testing the tacit understanding, without contact tools, to see who would find their partner first.

Gu Nian was taken to a strange hut at the foot of the mountain. It is said that the other seven people were distributed in different places on the mountain.

The mission starts tomorrow morning.

Therefore, the group of Duan Shen and Gu Nian is different from others in that they have a chance to cheat.

Two-dimensional, Gu Nian watched Duan Shen's back 180 times. From the beginning, he was motivated by competition and wanted to ask where Duan Shen was. Later, he suddenly realized that if they won too well, wouldn't they be in vain? "Deep Valley" cp group?

He was outspoken during the day, and he leaked about the baby. He should urgently remedy it tomorrow and keep his innocence!

Gu Nian decided that he must be the last one, the kind that would embarrass the director if he couldn't find the other party.

How could Duan Shen fail to feel Gu Nian's gaze, which was so sticky, it's hard to pretend not to know.

This idiot really wants to win?

"Walking along the stream, there is a mill." Duan Shen got a map clue.

Gu Nian nodded, yes, he will walk in the opposite direction.

the next day.

Gu Xiaosheng: Help, my feet don't seem to listen to me!

Gu Nian resignedly walked along the small river. After a while, he saw a small wooden bridge. Because he didn't know which side the mill was on, he thought about whether to cross the river for 5 minutes.

Then let's count Duan Shen's strokes, odd numbers cross the river, even numbers don't.

OK, though.

An hour later, a warning that Gu Nian and Duan Shen were less than 100 meters away came from the radio.Gu Nian ran all the way excitedly, 30 seconds later, he and Duan Shen looked at each other across the river.

People in the same group have to hug each other once to be considered successful.

The small river is not deep, five meters wide, but it is winter now, and the icy water is biting, only those who can't think about it will cross the river.

The broadcaster indicated that the other group was also less than 100 meters away.

Gu Nian pursed his lips, feeling a little frustrated, it would take at least half an hour to go back, and the day lily was cold.The movie was about to be filmed, and he thought he could win with Duan Shen to add luster.

"Hey, Duan Shen, what are you doing? Don't come here..."

Duan Shen stepped on the water calmly, as if his feet were not sub-zero ice water, but warm hot springs.

Yesterday, Gu Nian had a low-grade fever just because his hand was cut by ice flakes.He had felt the icy coldness of the water before, and he couldn't even imagine the feeling of having his feet soaked in the water.

"You go back..." Gu Nian was about to cry, he stretched out his foot tentatively, stepped on a stone in the river, trying to get into the water.

He couldn't watch Duan Shen alone in the water.

Very strange.

It was obviously useless to go into the water by himself, Duan Shen wanted to go ashore anyway.

As soon as Gu Xiaosheng put his feet out, he was stopped by Duan Shen's eye knife. He turned off the microphone and calmly threatened: "You want to go into the water as soon as the fever subsides? Who will take care of the children at night? Don't count on me."

The conversation was so homely, if the photographer heard it, his jaw would probably drop in shock.

Gu Xiaosheng followed Guan Mai, he was a little annoyed: "That's all you want?"

Duan Shen doesn't care about winning or losing, he knows that it's strange to take a risk to go into the water.Gu Nian's brain circuit went awry, thinking that Duan Shen was inspired by him and wanted to avoid going to Two-dimensional to see the children when he was sick.

Why?Don't want to take the kids with him?He didn't make Duan Shen tired, did he?Except for the sick time.

Just cross the river for this reason?

On the bright side, it seems that Duan Shen does not care about his body in order to win, but after a thorough investigation... Gu Xiaosheng is picking at the white gauze in his left hand, feeling a little bit sad.

Does the film king despise him and the babies?

Duan Shen didn't deny it, and soon came to Gu Xiaosheng, hugged him and knelt down, "Hurry up."

The broadcast immediately announced to the world, Duan Shen and Gu Nian embraced success.Three seconds faster than the other group.

Gu Nian was taken aback: "Why?"

"There is heating in the mill, so I'll come up if you don't want to freeze to death." Duan Shen was still angry, "Idiot, why don't you cross the bridge and walk without looking at the road signs?"

"Are there any signposts?"

"..."

After the show was broadcast, Shengu exploded and became a national cp, and countless people climbed the wall. CP celebrates the New Year ahead of schedule, running around to tell everyone, beaming with joy.

Someone asked: "The mill has heating, why did you carry Gu Xiaosheng on your back? His shoes are not wet."

Answer: "Of course you have heating, you have to share it with your daughter-in-law! The scene on the water touched me, we are like little daughters-in-law every year!"

Ask again: "Did Gu Xiaosheng marry the actor and have a baby in his dream? The breastfeeding thing is too crazy!"

Answer: "I'm married and have children, fans don't read it."

Question: "Can Actor Duan and Gu Xiaosheng have a birth video today?"

Answer: "The number of views has exceeded [-] million, thank you."

After Gu Nian learned the lesson of being a "stupid" last time, he stopped paying attention to those candy clips.

Sugar is fake.

There are glass shards, Gu Nian thought.

Deep Valley fans: This time it is all natural and no added sugar!So much to fill the ravine!Volcanic overflow!

The deep valley powder of the past is dead, killed by sugar.What is alive now is——Himalaya Fukaya.