My Author is Forcing Me to Date

After the variety show is over, if you don't deliberately pay attention to cp fans, Gu Xiaosheng's life will not change except for more "New Year's goods" fans.

Star-chasing essentials for Chinese New Year fans: Baby, it doesn’t matter if you’re stupid, mom loves you anyway.

Before meeting Duan Shen, Gu Xiaosheng had never been called stupid!

But this dissatisfaction, Gu Nian held back in his heart, after all, what he did recently was really stupid.Through the last variety show, Gu Nian suspected that Duan Shen actually didn't like him and the babies. Out of a certain psychology, he didn't hold the baby in front of Duan Shen anymore, and he didn't even teach "Dad".

It would be too miserable if the babies learned to call them daddy, but Duan Shen didn't like them.

However, Duan Shen's attitude changed subtly. Sometimes when Gu Nian didn't call him, he would take the initiative to help boil water and change a diaper.

……

After the Chinese New Year, Duan Shen and Gu Nian's first collaboration movie was launched. It was in the film and television city in the early stage and went to the mountains in the later stage.

The entire crew is supported by movie stars and old actors, and a trafficker like Gu Nian is out of place in it.

When playing, I was often led away by the other party, and sometimes even followed with an exaggerated accent, which even made the director laugh.

Gu Nian was the number two male lead specially invited by Duan Shen, and everyone knew it well, so they didn't accuse him of poor acting skills in person.

Only then did he know that his mediocre Buddhist acting skills are like a clown performance in front of real artists, and even his proud memory—when editing a video of Shen Shengzi, he can find all corners and corners of the material. Come out - there is no advantage in the line level.

What's the use of memorizing it smoothly? The director doesn't want to see who can memorize it word for word.

Gu Nian sat on the floor with his head empty, holding baby No. 18 in his arms, and feeding the baby bottle with one hand.

Every time the director yells "Cut", the people present have two reactions, one group of people look at him, and the other group look at Duan Shen.It's like a mixed student who was called by the teacher in class and couldn't answer the questions that came up, and was sued by his parents.

Duan Shen didn't respond, he didn't seem to know him what to do.

He lost face of the actor.

Gu Nian sighed again, his arms were suddenly empty, and a few pieces of paper fell lightly. He picked it up and saw that it was a script written by Duan Shen temporarily.

The three-dimensional script cannot be brought into Two-dimensional. Duan Shen wrote it for an hour just now, and recounted the scenes to be filmed tomorrow, including Gu Nian, him and other supporting roles.

"This……"

"Stupid birds fly first." Duan Shen patted the baby on the back, "If you haven't taken a professional acting class, you have to spend twice or even several times more time than others."

Gu Nian's eyes wet, when did Duan Shen become so considerate?

"Stupid is stupid, but luckily I have more time than others." Duan Shen nodded, "Go over there and practice by yourself."

Gu Nian retracted his emotion in a second: "The baby..."

Duan Shen: "Let me help you look at it for a while."

Gu Nian: "It's time to change the diaper now..."

Duan Shen's face darkened: "..."

So it became Gu Nian rehearsing his lines on the sofa, and Duan Shen changing the child's diaper on the bed, as if the roles were reversed.

"louder please."

"Let go of acting, and you still walk on the red carpet?"

"Er Treasure cries louder than you."

Actor Duan is really strict. While taking care of the baby, he can correct his mistakes in real time, as if he has eight eyes.

"It's still holding it in the air. No wonder you ran after Lao Zhang as soon as he opened his mouth. Do you think it's cool to follow other people's ass?"

"No..." Gu Xiaosheng turned around in embarrassment and bowed to the actor, apologizing, and suddenly found out that Duan Shen had moved 36 baby seats and photographed them in a square formation of 6*6.

The babies were very excited to see Gu Nian, waving their little hands, patting the bumper of the chair, their eyes were hot, and they were very appreciative.

The actor stood aside with his arms folded: "Continue."

I am ashamed in front of my sons.

Gu Xiaosheng bit the bullet and read his lines: "Dad, what era is this..."

"Drinking foreign ink for a few years, I have forgotten what my ancestors said. The bowls and chopsticks you used to eat when you were young are still there!" Duan Shen continued with a blank face, but the emotion contained in his voice was extremely full of emotion, as if The old Zhang who plays Gu Nian's father.

"Dad, you heard that I finished..."

……

In the five pages of lines, except for the male lead, Duan Shen was acting for everyone else. Gu Nian was under a lot of pressure at the beginning, but gradually got better at the end, and even his father became more and more fluent.

Duan Shen commented: "Father is quite good."

The male number two in the play is in awe and dependence on his father, which is very contradictory, but Gu Nian acts like it.

"dad-"

Baby No. [-] has a solid foundation in learning a while ago, and today he heard Gu Nianqing yelling countless times with sincerity. He suddenly became enlightened and learned to call people. He waved his small hand and accurately conveyed the message—the baby can drink Have milk yet?

Gu Nian and Duan Shen were both taken aback.

The 36 babies had a powerful chain reaction. The second baby yelled for the first time, and then one after another, the number of voices changed from less to more, and the "Daddy" came one after another.

Because even the timbre was exactly the same, Gu Nian couldn't even tell who called it.This scene is very like whack-a-mole, one side pops up for a while, and the other side pops up for a while.

"They know how to call Dad!" Gu Nian happily took Duan Shen's arm, and the depression caused by acting was swept away.

He pulled Duan Shen to look at them one by one, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Little Seventeen is the loudest!"

"Xiao Wu's voice is a bit low, so drink more milk."

"Call Dad to have milk, wait!" Gu Nianfeng rushed into the kitchen and bustled about.

Duan Shen kept a straight face at first, as if he didn't feel anything about this matter, but he couldn't help Gu Nian's surprised announcement in his ear, couldn't help curling up the corners of his mouth, and pinched the back of Gu Nian's neck.

"idiot."

"It doesn't matter if I'm stupid, my son is the smartest in the world!" Gu Nian said happily.

With the concerted efforts of the movie king day and night, Gu Nian's acting skills have improved a lot. Although it's not amazing, at least it's not so unfriendly in the crew.

In the first ten days of March, the ice and snow will disappear, and the filming of the first film and television city is over, and the next step is to go to the mountains to take pictures.

There was no role for Gu Nian in this part, so he volunteered to follow along to learn, but Duan Shen blocked him back with "The filming conditions are not good, troublesome".

The agent didn't know if Gu Nian's movie would be a hit. She had the same worry as the fans: the acting skills were not good, and the movie would be released and the audience would complain about it.

"Where are you going, come back to sell solid fans."

Gu Nian had no choice but to return to the traffic niche.

Fortunately, we can see you tonight.

"I'm currently in a period of rapid improvement in my acting skills. If King Actor Duan is not around, I might just give up halfway."

That's right, that's all.

Gu Xiaosheng didn't stay in the crew, but a new young man was added to the crew, from Japan, who seemed to intend to copy Gu Nian's route, but it's not going well, let's force Duan Shen to fry CP first.

In a large fan forum, a "passerby" post was posted high and high.

- anyone here to talkRecently, I was trying to climb the edge of the wall. The actor and Yuanyuan are really good.

1L: The Japanese?Call the exposed attribute, group me money.

2L: I cp the world's number one peak, who are you?

3L: xswl, Mt. Fuji don't touch Porcelain Everest.I, the deep valley of the Himalayas, are not to be trifled with.

4L: Niannian hasn't had much interaction with the actor lately, so I can't stand it anymore.

5L: Sister!If you can't stand it, you have to give it to me!Even if the sky falls, you have to support me!

……

10: Snow from Everest, sugar from my CP.

11: The commentary is so good, I can lick these candies until next year.

……

97: What kind of spring is the deep valley powder in the middle of the night?

98: Hee hee Spring is here, the glaciers are melting, I want to lie down at the foot of the Himalayas, and lick my first sip of snow syrup from CP!

99: Sister let me have a drink too!

……

After the fifth floor, the wind direction of the post was crooked, and the person who posted it never took it too far.

But there are certain things that really make this post tick.

In mid-March, a huge geological disaster suddenly occurred in the filming location of Duan Shen's crew.The snow melted and seeped into the slopes, causing severe landslides and mudslides.Millions of square meters of earth and rocks destroyed all communication and transportation.

The shooting location chosen by the crew is relatively primitive, and the transportation is not well developed. This time it is almost lost in the mountains.

There have been many landslides on the mountain, and the scope of search and rescue has increased. There are still many small villages in the mountains, and the crew is just one of them.No matter how glamorous a star is, there is no privilege in the face of natural disasters, and they can only wait quietly.

Duan Shen's studio immediately issued a statement, donating one million yuan to the disaster area for rescue. Although he was very anxious, he still stated that he would not ask the police to take the lead in searching and rescue.

When Gu Nian saw the location of the disaster, his blood was cold. That was where Duan Shen was. Duan Shen was worn out by him last night, so he had no choice but to say a few words about the local natural environment, explaining that tomorrow there will be a scene at the snow line , I can come back almost after filming.

Duan Shen looked at him with a half smile but not a smile: "Isn't it enough to see you tonight?"

There is still a certain difference between a real person and a spiritual body... Gu Xiaosheng said stiffly: "I was worried that you would never come back, and I forgot how to act!"

Duan Shen: "Okay, stupid enough to be justified."

……

After seeing no news from the crew for a long time, Gu Nian finally put down his phone, lay down on the bed, and hypnotized himself: "Two-dimensional will see him, sleep right away, I want to sleep..."

The more anxious she became, the more she tossed and turned. In the middle of the night, Gu Nian used the excuse of going to the agent's room to get the script and stole three sleeping pills from her.

After pouring it in one breath, the effect was obvious. Half an hour later, Gu Nian successfully entered Two-dimensional.

Duan Shen didn't come.

Gu Nian worriedly huddled on the sofa and waited for Duan Shen. The children slept soundly tonight, and seemed to know that the two fathers didn't care about them.

It will be all right.

In case of an emergency, it is possible that Duan Shen cannot sleep right now.

He's so smart, he'll be fine.

Four hours later, when it was almost dawn, Duan Shen still didn't come.

Gu Nian knew rationally that this was a normal situation, and no one could sleep peacefully in a place where another mudslide might occur at any time.

But worrying is another matter.

He gritted his teeth and decided to call the system.Duan Shen forbids him to talk to the system alone, but Gu Xiaosheng can't control that much anymore.

He can be occasionally shrewd!

System: Sorry dear, under normal circumstances, if the other party is not asleep, we can't check the other party's information at will, which will interfere with the three-dimensional and bring unnecessary troubles.

Gu Nian: What about special circumstances?I beg you.

Could it be that something happened to Duan Shen?So can't come?Gu Nian didn't dare to think about it.

The system smiles: It's not impossible, but it will consume a certain amount of energy, unless you agree to other things.

Just as Gu Nian was about to blurt out "I promise", he suddenly remembered Duan Shen's warning and asked, "What's the matter?"

System: That’s right, the time lapse of the two dimensions is the same. During the time when you were awake, 36 babies were left unattended and temporarily managed by this system.Hosting requires energy. If I spend energy to detect three-dimensional information, there is no way to have both.So, if you're willing to extend Two-dimensional babysitting, I have excess energy to use.

Gu Nian: How to extend it?

System: You can rest assured that you can also enter Two-dimensional during your lunch break, nap, and relatively speaking, the fragmented time when you are not so soundly asleep.

Gu Nian thought about it, and it didn't seem to be an unacceptable thing. Anyway, he was sleeping, and it didn't matter where he went. According to his experience, no matter how tiring taking care of children with Two-dimensional, it basically doesn't affect the next day's work.

He can still see more of the baby.

"I promise."

"The transaction was successful. Now I will check Duan Shen's information for you... Drip... The test result is good. Status: Fatigue; Trauma: None; Danger: None..."

"Huh...thank you." Gu Nian heaved a sigh of relief and sat on the ground. He took sleeping pills today and stayed in Two-dimensional for an exceptionally long time.

So long that Duan Shen came in briefly for 10 minutes.

The production crew encountered a landslide just after finishing work. Fortunately, they noticed it early and ran to a safe area. The communication was interrupted, and they were hungry and thirsty. They waited all night, and no one dared to close their eyes.But before, everyone was filming overnight and exhausted their energy. In the end, the director decided to take a rest and be on duty in turbulence, and wake everyone up if there was danger.

Duan Shen didn't mention why he was in such a mess in the mountains, anyway, he was still neatly dressed and personable when he arrived at Two-dimensional.He glanced at Gu Xiaosheng speechlessly, it was already noon and he was still in Two-dimensional, he really could sleep.

He originally wanted to take a nap to report Gu Nian's safety, but now it seems that he doesn't need it.

Gu Xiaosheng was not surprised to see him, after all, the system had already told him about his situation, "You're here, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'll probably come out tonight." Actor Duan said calmly, hugging a baby for the first time, to cover up the depression that came from nowhere.

……

The manager's sleeping pills were stolen, and he almost thought that Gu Nian had died in love, so he was so scared that he was sent to the hospital. After a careful examination, the doctor said he was fine, so he was relieved.

Later, Duan Shen donated another 200 million to the disaster-stricken area. Gu Xiaosheng didn't have so much savings not long after he entered the circle, so he quietly and anonymously donated 50.

The relationship between Duan Shen and Gu Nian suddenly cooled down, and even CP fans noticed it.

"I'm standing on top of the world, with tens of thousands of acres of good sugar under my feet, the wind is so strong and I'm so cold, why don't you send out wedding candy?"

Gu Nian was completely out of guilty conscience!He made transactions with Duan Shen and the system behind his back, trying to find peace of mind for a while, but judging from the final result, it was almost useless.

He didn't dare to tell Duan Shen, and he was so sleepy recently, obviously just a little sleepy, in the past, he could continue reading just by blinking his eyes and washing his face, but now he would sleep for an hour if he didn't pay attention, and was pulled closer to Two-dimensional .

The self-control is completely equal to zero, and I have returned to the state of the university's advanced mathematics class.

If he and Duan Shen hadn't done anything, they would have suspected that they were pregnant!

It wasn't until one time, when Gu Nian participated in a late-night interview and almost fell asleep sitting on the sofa in the studio, that he realized that he might, maybe, maybe... definitely got tricked by the system.

What is fragmented time, it is clear that as soon as he feels sleepy, he will be pulled in as a nanny regardless of the time and place.

Gu Nian was a little frustrated, I really was an idiot.

So far, he still dare not tell Duan Shen.

But one day, when he and Duan Shenbu were shooting a movie scene, he leaned on Duan Shen's shoulder and fell asleep.

When he woke up he felt a little bad.

So unprofessional!

Sure enough, Duan Shen's eyes were dark and complicated, Gu Xiaosheng couldn't understand.

"I heard from your agent that you are particularly prone to sleepiness recently?"

Gu Nian sneered: "Why are you still familiar with my manager?"

"Don't change the subject." Because Duan Shen couldn't answer this question.

"I, I just played games at night recently, and I was a little sleepy during the day... I'm sorry, I know it's unprofessional, so I'll quit tonight."

Without saying a word, Duan Shen pulled Gu Nian's index finger to unlock his screen saver, the phone screen was clean, and he didn't download a single game.

"I played on the computer!" Gu Nian stood up in a panic, and was pressed down by Duan Shen.

"The day my accident happened, did you take sleeping pills?" Duan Shen looked at him deeply, with mixed emotions.His manager and Gu Nian's manager didn't know when their relationship developed by leaps and bounds. This morning, when they were chatting on the phone, he inadvertently let him hear about it.

Duan Shen connected with Gu Nian's calm performance that day, and a guess surfaced in his heart, combined with his reaction today, he was basically certain about something.

"Are you stupid! Huh?" Duan Shen punched Gu Nian at the side, causing him to squat down and hide.

"I, I didn't do anything." Gu Nian's scalp was numb.

Duan Shen glanced at Gu Nian, his chest heaved violently, and finally turned and left.

Gu Nian wanted to breathe out, but he yawned.This can be regarded as muddling through, Duan Shen probably just disagrees with him taking sleeping pills.

What he didn't know was that Duan Shen immediately went to check Gu Nian's various itineraries for the past month.

In the end, he came to a conclusion that Gu Nian's drowsiness symptoms became more and more serious, and even affected his normal life.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Gu Nian was lying on the bed after cleaning up for nothing, feeling drowsy, and when he was about to fall asleep, he received a call from the actor.

This is the second time Duan Shen called him.

The content coincided weirdly with his first brain supplement.

Gu Xiaosheng was so frightened that he dropped his phone.

"Let's have a baby." Duan Shen said.

He really wants to meet me! ! !