My Author is Forcing Me to Date

The bell rang persistently, like a reminder for death, Gu Nian held the phone in circles in the room, this is not a death reminder, this is a birth!

If you have a baby during the rising period of your career, you will be scolded to death by your agent.

Gu Nian looked at the phone as if death was at home, yes, the manager disagreed, it wasn't that he didn't want to come out from Two-dimensional.

The agent was his female boss in the company at the end of the variety show. In order for him to make his debut halfway, even the agent was trained urgently by a layman.It's not easy to stumble all the way to the present!

The screen turned into a manager at some point, and he seemed to be seeing a savior, "Sister Liu, didn't you say last time that there was a military song meeting for children in a remote mountainous area? Don't call Xiao Lin, I'll go!"

The location of the song meeting is in a big mountain, some kind of heavy industry area, with few people and weak signal, basically Duan Shen can't find him even if he blows up his phone once he enters.

"This person is about to leave, besides..."

"I'll be right there." Gu Nian put on his clothes as fast as he could, without even combing his hair, looking very simple.

Manager: Besides, you can't sing...

The manager looked at Gu Nian who came down from upstairs in 5 minutes, and was very speechless. He hadn't seen him so fast before.

"Singing?" Gu Nian scratched his hair and said confidently, "I still know a few popular songs."

Gu Nian sang seriously out of tune, for the sake of image, he never spoke in front of the public.When Gu's father and mother were young, they sang a song at a sorority party to promise their love, and his genes have mutated so much.Fortunately, when Gu Nian was young, Gu's mother used to sing in his ear, repeating a few songs, so Gu Nian only kept these few songs out of tune.

"Early this morning, Duan Shen's agent suddenly asked me your contact information. Do you think Duan Shen wants to cooperate with you?" Certain casting rights.

Gu Nian looked at the eager manager, and couldn't bear to tell her the truth.

The agent joked: "When we were still in the company, your computer was full of Duan Shen's videos. Gu Niannian, if you cooperate in the future, you have to cover it up. It is said that movie kings don't like fans with brains."

Gu Nian thought of the culprit in the computer, and looked at the manager sincerely, how nice it would have been if you had seen them ruthlessly destroyed.

The signal in the mountains was not good, so Gu Nian calmed down and spent the day cherishingly, but it was still dark.It was snowing at night and the mountain road was not easy to walk. They will leave tomorrow.

Only then did he realize, how could he show his power against the Two-dimensional Duan Shen at night?And, thinking of those 36 babies, he had a headache.

It would be great if Duan Shen was willing to help.

Gu Nian had an idea, took out his mobile phone, and prepared Baidu "How to make new fathers strengthen fatherly love", "One hundred tips for making father-to-be feel responsible", "How to make a career-oriented man return to the family"... By the way, There is also a "Guidelines for Vulnerable Groups to Cope with Domestic Violence".

I'm such a little wit.

Let me see the experience summed up by the industrious and brave working people for thousands of years!

The Sharpshooter slumped his shoulders at the zero bar signal.

The work area is full of young men, Gu Nian wandered around to the cafeteria, and had a long talk with the cooking aunt by the stove to learn from his experience.

The aunt gave birth to two or two daughters, so she has a great say.

"My family was the same at the beginning. He went to work during the day and lay down on the bed when he came back at night. He didn't care if his son cried."

Gu Nian's eyes lit up: "And then?"

"Then I'll hug my son to him. Blood is thicker than water. If I cry in front of my face, what can I do?"

"Praise him more, let him do some housework, your son's eyes and nose are like his, and you can't be satisfied with calling him dad?"

Gu Nian was frustrated: "That doesn't look like what should I do?"

"How can it be different, two eyes and one mouth, don't worry, this kind of thing will become more and more similar."

As long as you don't wear a green hat, the father's love filter is thick and strong.

It was a meaningful fireside chat, and Gu Nian was inspired and fell asleep confidently.

As soon as he fell asleep, he was pulled into the Two-dimensional by a burst of white light. The courage Gu Xiaosheng had accumulated before going to bed was gone when he saw the black-faced actor.

"Why didn't you answer the phone?"

"That... I'm in the mountains today!" Gu Nian bit the bullet and lied.

Duan Shen glanced at Gu Nian's palm that had nowhere to rest, and said with a half-smile, "Why, are you afraid that I will fuck you?"

"No!" Gu Nian jumped three feet high, "The child is hungry, I'll go and see."

Duan Shen hooked Gu Nian's back collar with two fingers, easily retracted his arms, and brought him back, leaning against the wall.

Gu Nian looked at Duan Shen who was getting closer, his eyes flickered, his legs were weak and he couldn't stand up, "You, you..."

"I have no plans to have children with you casually." Duan Shen admired Gu Xiaosheng's frightened expression for half a minute, and said, "At least not in a short time. So, you don't have to worry."

Not only is having a baby a way out of Two-dimensional, it's a long-term responsibility.

Gu Nian's earlobes were bleeding red, but he was greatly relieved. He sat on the ground losing strength, looked up at Duan Shen, and felt that today's actor is more handsome than ever.

"Then you don't plan to go out?" Gu Nian was afraid that Duan Shen would regret it.

Duan Shen found a sofa and closed his eyes to rest: "Anyway, for me, it's just another place to rest."

He opened his eyes and glanced at Gu Nian: "You'd better keep an eye on those brats and don't disturb me, or I might regret it."

Gu Nian: Handsome ass!

Right, Duan Shen just rested in another place, but he is different.According to this logic, he should be begging Duan Shen to have sex with him.

Gu Xiaosheng resignedly picked up a baby, glared at the leisurely Duan Shen, and remembered the advice of his aunt who was cooking.

He picked up the baby upright, poked him on the shoulder, and said in the tone of discovering a treasure: "I just found out that the baby looks a lot like you!"

"Look at this child's eyebrows, they look exactly like yours!" The villain in Gu Nian's heart waved a magic wand——burn, fatherly love!

Opening his eyes and talking nonsense, Duan Shen's eyebrows are hailed as a masterpiece of heaven, sharp and majestic, and every time he raises his eyebrows, fans can scream.

Duan Shen opened his eyes irritably, looked at the little guy's brows that were too pale to be seen, then looked at Gu Nian, moved his lips, and finally sighed.

Gu Xiaosheng read from the shape of his lips, and the two words he hadn't said were "stupid".

He was not discouraged, and tried to brainwash through random thoughts: "The mouth is also very similar."

"Where does it look like?" Duan Shen cut off the conversation, he could see that Gu Nian had learned endlessly.

Gu Xiaosheng got stuck: "...all have teeth."

"..."

The little baby didn't know when he grabbed one of Duan Shen's fingers, Gu Xiaosheng boldly put the baby into Duan Shen's arms, and ran away quickly.

The close contact between father and son is conducive to the rapid development of feelings.

The film emperor froze, helped the baby to adjust his sitting position with difficulty, covered the baby's ears with his big palm, and said angrily, "Gu Nian, come back!"

Gu Nian: "Please hug me for half an hour, please."

Baby No. [-] in the actor's hand is very crying and doesn't like to sleep in the cradle, so he has to be held.

Duan Shen and the child's eyes met each other's eyes. The baby drools while sucking his finger, and the other soft fist tightly hugs the actor's finger. Who can bear to pull it out?

Relying on the actor's promise that he didn't want to have children in the short term, Gu Nian became more courageous.

Duan Shen regretted telling him too early.

……

Today, the ratio of the actor and Gu Xiaosheng raising children is 1:35.

The gap is reduced step by step. Gu Xiaosheng is confident that one day, it will become 1:17!

……

the next day.When Gu Nian came out of the mountain, his agent told him that the actor really came to him to cooperate.

"At three o'clock in the afternoon, Yueyun Hotel."

Gu Nian's acting skills are mediocre, and the film king with his eyes above the top should look down on him.This time, not only contacted him personally, but also overestimated Gu Nian's level and let him play the male lead.

At the dinner table, Gu Nian carefully flipped through the contract, worried that it would be a big hole.

"No problem?" Duan Shen said lightly.

"Hmm." Gu Nian wondered, "What's the benefit of doing this?"

Aren't you afraid of losing your reputation?

After all, Gu Nian is just a small student with no background, the entertainment industry catches a lot, and the layman's company will hold it if they are happy. One day, it is possible to give him a video tape and let him go back to the later stage.

Duan Shen: "There is no benefit."

Gu Nian was heartbroken.

But he immediately comforted himself, Two-dimensional met by chance, Duan Shen must have seen him taking care of the children quickly and diligently, and felt that he was a good talent.

Don't just say it, in fact Duan Shen must have seen the shining point of his piece of gold!

After the preliminary contract was signed, Duan Shen ordered his assistant to put it away, and when there were only two of them, he slowly told Gu Xiaosheng: "This is to thank you for taking care of the child."

Gu Nian grinned: "It should, it should."

"If you dare to throw the child on me tonight, try it if you have the guts."

Gu Nian smiled, so three yuan gave him a resource to buy out his right to be a nanny for 18 years at night?

He discussed: "Aren't you being too treacherous? It's more than this price."

It's not that no one wants to cover Gu Nian, but his small team is very Buddhist from top to bottom, and I am obsessed with making videos of actor giving birth every day, not active in business, and have problematic thinking.

"The perpetrators have no bargaining power."

Gu Nian shut up.

Before the official launch, Duan Shen took Gu Nian to an outdoor variety show.

The manager was amazed at Duan Shen's dedication, but Gu Nian couldn't tell what he was suffering.

The location of the variety show is in a farmhouse in a world of ice and snow.The director assigns tasks, sets up a fire in the house, or goes to the kitchen to kill chickens, in groups of two.

Duan Shenka is in the top position, and the crew's secret operation assigned him to the former, and Gu Nian also followed suit.

Gu Nian Scissorhands is like a huge light bulb in the CP world. Compared with his fairy output, all hostile CPs are eclipsed, especially the "deep valley" CP who will never be patronized, living in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa.

But now, Scissorhands announced their withdrawal from the circle, and Duan Shen and Gu Nian collaborated on screen for the first time, so CP is getting more and more popular, CP fans are sitting in front of the computer with a magnifying glass to pick candy, holding their breath to cut out a friend The astonishing fairy video made "Deep Valley" CP walk out of the deep valley and go to the world.

Gu Xiaosheng, a former candy picking master, knows this better than anyone else.

There are legends of scissorhands circulating in the rivers and lakes. Even if you become Gu Xiaosheng now, you must have the courage and self-consciousness to kill CP with your own hands, so as not to let the previous hard work go to waste.The career fans of Scissorhands are nothing more than that.

So, Gu Nian volunteered to go to the kitchen to kill chickens.

The singer changed tasks with him gratefully.

Duan Shen glanced at Gu Nian, but didn't comment.

When he arrived in the kitchen, Gu Xiaosheng was dumbfounded. A chicken with a crooked neck was quietly thrown into the wooden basin.

"Boil the water and scald the chicken feathers."

"Oh, it's already killed, right?" Gu Nian knelt down and poked the chicken wings.

I saw the "handled" rooster jump up from the basin and rush out the door as if it had been spattered with blood.

Gu Nian ran after him, but an adult couldn't outrun an injured rooster. It was snowy outside, and there was a snowdrift as high as a person at the gate of the yard.

The rooster plunged headlong into the snowdrift in a panic, and Gu Nian, who followed closely behind, submerged in the snowdrift in the same posture.

Gu Nian thought it was a solid mound of snow, who knew it was fluffier than cotton, and when he stepped on the ground, he fell into it.

The movement outside the door startled the room, Duan Shen reacted very quickly, he pushed aside the snowdrift with his bare hands, picked up Gu Nian who was upside down with one hand, and pushed the snow out of his hair.

Behind the snowdrift was a frozen pool, Gu Nian's hand was cut by the ice surface, bleeding, but he did not forget to dodge Duan Shen, but when he struggled, the soles of his feet slipped, and he was so frightened that he grabbed Duan Shen tightly.

A layer of ice formed on the soles of Gu Nian's shoes, and Duan Shen immediately picked him up.

Gu Xiaosheng: It's over, they're going to get the candy!

The variety show was rushing to release the feature film at the end of the year, so a sideshow was released on the same day.

Countless fans screamed and kept the beautiful picture.

Someone even interpreted from Duan Shen's anxious eyes and movements when he hugged someone that there was no audio recorded in the picture. The word Duan Shen called Gu Nian should be "Nian Nian" from the shape of his lips.

Is there really hidden sugar?

Gu Nian flicked through the newly released video clip and watched it sixteen or eight times angrily.

He was obviously scolded as an "idiot".