My Author is Forcing Me to Date

Since when did Gu Nian suffer like this!

If the heavens give him another chance, he would rather chop his hands and make his name!If I knew what photography and editing I was learning, I should have been a kindergarten teacher!

"So why was I being lazy back then, all the children used the same material!" Gu Nian went crazy for the thousand and one time, "No, I shouldn't have used this material at all!"

Gu Xiaosheng knelt on the ground, holding a needle in his left hand, twisting a piece of thread in his right hand, and threading the needle hard. He wanted to embroider numbers on each child's hat, from one to 36, so as not to be ridiculed by Duan Shen again.

Of course, Gu Xiaosheng has never done this kind of delicate handicraft work, but video editing itself is a work that urgently needs patience.

When No. 16 was embroidered, Gu Nian flicked his fingers, just about to rest for a while, when the baby in the No. [-] cradle opened his mouth and started howling.

The 36 children had a strong domino effect, Gu Nian hurriedly dropped the needle and thread, and took the children out of the cradle.

He put the child in his hand and shook it gently, and stretched out his index finger to tease his little mouth. The child thought it was a pacifier, and opened his mouth to hold it.

It turned out to be hungry.

Gu Nian looked at the uncle-like Duan Shen on the other side for help: "He will cry as soon as I let go, you can help me to make a milk. You don't want to hear 36 children cry, do you?"

Duan Shen rubbed his forehead, got up to drink milk.

Gu Xiaosheng felt that Duan Shen's attitude was softening, and felt that there was something interesting, he slowly moved to the side of Duan Yingdi, smiling like a pyramid scheme leader: "Would you like to try raising a baby, as long as you give a little love, there will be 36 children calling you daddy !"

"If I don't fight with you, they will just call you Dad, what a treat!"

Speaking of which, he was simply raising Duan Shen's baby!Like Duan's nanny.

Of course, he didn't dare to yell at Duan Shen.

Duan Shen gave him a cold look: "You have this hobby, why don't you quit the industry and become a babysitter."

Baby number two suddenly cried louder, and Gu Nian hurriedly patted him on the back: "Don't cry, don't cry. Look, children don't feel the love of their father, and they cry when they are wronged!"

Duan Shen pointed the pacifier at the mouth of baby number two, and the baby was immediately addicted to sucking.

"Crying babies have milk to drink."

Gu Nian: "..." The baby wasn't cooperative enough, so he had to put it another way.

"Don't you think we're a lot like widowed parenting?"

Duan Shen looked at him like an idiot: "You are at most an unmarried child."

Duan Shen didn't give in, and Gu Nian didn't dare to force him. It would be even worse if he woke up tomorrow and was settled by the real world.

The system reminded Gu Nian that it was time to change the baby's diaper.

"They just took a bath for two hours!" Gu Xiaosheng broke down.

The film king doesn't know how to take care of children, at most he puts water, makes milk, and coaxes the children to hold the children and change diapers, all of which are done by Gu Nian.

Gu Nian knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood.

Finally, all 36 children fell asleep, and Gu Nian collapsed on the ground, calling the system. Thinking that this kind of life would last 18 years, he was suffocated and wanted to ascend to immortality.

"Is there an accelerator or something?" Gu Nian asked.

System: "Yes."

Gu Nian looked back and said, "I want it!"

System: "My full name is the Dimensional Wall System. The energy that can break the Dimensional Wall to summon you partly comes from the resentment of your world. As long as the resentment is broken, the system's energy supply is insufficient, so naturally it cannot summon you."

"What resentment?"

"The resentment of the only fan."

Gu Nian suddenly had a bad feeling.The two groups that Gu Nian offended the most in his life were Duan Shen and Wei Fan.He is very self-aware, and his vest is tightly covered.

Sure enough, the system said: "The most powerful resentment of the only fan is-every time a video is cut, Gu Xiaosheng hugs him twice in three years!"

"I'm a man!" Gu Nian had cut too many videos of giving birth, and his first reaction was to give birth by himself.

The system felt that Gu Xiaosheng was very enlightened, and went down the donkey: "Because of the strong resentment of the three-dimensional fan, and the super-life overload of the Two-dimensional, under the action of the two factors, a bug occurred in the dimension world, so I can exist. Since The bug already exists, and one more boy bug is not too much."

Suddenly a voice interjected, a bit like a film king, "Wait!".The strange thing is that this sentence was forcibly silenced immediately.

Gu Xiaosheng rolled his eyes in doubt: "Why is there a second person?"

System: "The lines were crossed just now."

"I can give you the permission to have children alone." The bug system does whatever it wants.

Gu Nian did not doubt him: "What do you mean by being alone?"

Could it be that he and the film emperor can only have a baby? !

"Just as you think."

Gu Xiaosheng is entangled, holding two children in three years, or being a nanny for 18 children in 36 years with Two-dimensional, which one is more frightening?

Why does he have to do this kind of multiple-choice question!

"Let me think about it, can I not tell Duan Shen about this?"

"It's late." Duan Yingdi said flatly.

System: "Sorry, when talking to me, the brain waves of the three of us are interoperable."

Gu Xiaosheng: "..." What is Duan Shen thinking?

He immediately distanced himself from Duan Shen by the 36 cradle beds, and picked up baby No. 36 as a talisman.

Duan Shen's cool voice came: "We are only spiritual bodies now, even if I want to leave here, I won't do anything to you."

Every punctuation is a mockery of Gu Xiaosheng's IQ.

Gu Nian didn't know what was going on, and felt that Duan Shen seemed a little helpless, and also... seemed to despise his IQ even more than before!

He thought about the conversation with the system for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.In Weifan's resentment, "Gu Xiaosheng hugged the two for three years" did not specify that he should give birth in person!For Wei Fan, idols get married and have children at home to raise their babies and get fat, which is a blow to the top.So their wish is very simple and practical, they just want to respond to the "Gu Xiaosheng's only fan" of Scissorhands.

Obviously marrying a wife and giving birth to twins can still complete the task.

Sure enough, there are too many childbirth videos, and my thinking goes astray along the way.Gu Nian cheered up and summoned the system, intending to make another request.

System: "I'm sorry, every sentence of our conversation is a deal. The childbirth permission has been granted and cannot be withdrawn."

Gu Xiaosheng remembered the sentence that was silenced halfway, but it was actually Duan Shen who realized it and wanted to stop him, but the system tricked him into forcing the silence.

"You tricked me!" Gu Xiaosheng couldn't believe it. Why would he cheat people even in a system that has no emotions?

The system laughed and said nothing.

Every system is born with a mission. The mission of the Dimensional Wall system is to solve the problem of superbirth in response to the requirements of the Two-dimensional Family Planning Bureau.These 36 children are equivalent to the existence of fragmented spiritual bodies. If their two fathers—the nominal father Duan Shen, and the actual creator Gu Nian, take the initiative to connect them to the three-dimensional, merge them into one, and use the three-dimensional The baby is born, the number of Two-dimensional people decreases, and the task of the system is completed.

Gu Nian hugged the child, choking speechlessly. Ever since he came in, he had been feeling crushed by Duan Shen's IQ, and he had been refusing to admit it.

A figure approached behind the cradle, Gu Xiaosheng turned around vigilantly.

Duan Shen walked towards him!

Duan Shen squatted down in front of him, pinched Gu Nian's chin, and said expressionlessly: "Remember, here, we are the community of interests, and we are not allowed to summon the system at will in the future."

When they first came, the system introduced itself that it came from the Two-dimensional Family Planning Bureau. Obviously, its core program came from the Family Planning Bureau. If Gu Nian could simply solve the problem of Wei Fan’s resentment, the system would no longer be able to summon the two to come. Come on, who will take care of the superborn child?system?

"Yeah." Gu Nian wanted to nod his head, but his head was clamped by Duan Shen, and he couldn't move at all.If this is changed to reality, wouldn't he be powerless to fight back?

Duan Shen's fingers on Gu Nian's chin did not move, and he stared at Gu Nian gravely.

Gu Nian felt that what Duan Shen pinched was not his chin, but his heart!

He hinted frantically: "The black fans all labeled me as an idiot, and even said that I was an idiot for three generations! I used to think that they were deliberately black, but now I think their long-term vision is accurate."

Three generations!Gu Nian emphasized.

So having a child with me is a complete waste of your ancestral excellent chromosomes... Gu Nian kept circling these words, but he didn't have the nerve to say them.What if the movie star didn't mean that at all?

Duan Shen snorted lightly and frowned, "Since entering Two-dimensional was your mistake, I should decide how to get out..."

Before the film king finished speaking, Dongfang Daliang, the two popped out of the Two-dimensional world.

Gu Xiaosheng lay on the big bed, wiped his sweat, it must be a dream!This dream is terrible.According to the tone of Duan Shen's last sentence, it is simply an indescribable precursor.Fortunately it was dawn.

No one will know that he cut the video!He will log out and smash the computer later.

The phone lit up, and there was a string of unknown numbers on the screen. Gu Xiaosheng answered it lazily, but it was the actor's voice!

"Where are you now?"

Gu Xiaosheng was so frightened that he hung up for a second.

He's coming to date me! ! !