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"Don't make trouble, kid! Don't jump! Don't jump!"

"Then don't catch me and the silly girl!"

"Your Majesty wants to eat boys and girls... Oh, don't jump! Don't jump!"

The noise on the roof was like a vegetable market, Chaos turned over and felt that this deep mountain and old forest couldn't be quiet anymore, why not just move someday?Before he could finish thinking about moving and renting out the palace, he was suddenly overwhelmed by Mount Tai—oh no, overwhelmed by human flesh, a group of children fell from the sky, and their buttocks were pressed right on the face of the King of Chaos.

- terribly.

The King of Chaos wanted to eat the child's meat, but he couldn't eat it. Now the child just hit his face, and he just opened his mouth.

Bah, I don’t want to eat it, it’s not washed or brushed, and it smells like mud. He threw the frightened child who was definitely not a virgin in terms of age to the ground. There was a virgin in the basket.Chaos suddenly remembered a sentence: "The Xiaolongbao in Yuelai Inn, the price is fair for door-to-door delivery."

Originally, the food was delivered to the door by itself, but Chaos suddenly felt a headache, which may be due to getting angry.At this time, the little brothers on the roof also ran in, shouted to report to the king, and then threw themselves on the ground: "My lord, this child insisted on saving this virgin, and I couldn't stop him from disturbing you. I deserve it." Death to me!"

The female goblin next to him immediately made a weeping and begging for mercy.Chaos was about to reprimand them severely, but suddenly remembered that the hair was not combed and the face was not washed, it is not suitable for talking-yes, we can wash our face even though we have this kind of makeup, which is different from those stupid humans. Let the goblins take the trespassing kid away so he can sleep on.

Huh?What about children?

Scanning around, he didn't see the child carrying the virgin girl in the basket, so Chaos squinted his eyes to look for it, and simply waved his hand to get the younger brothers to back off.Nuo Da's palace was empty, maybe because the goblin was thrifty and didn't have too many decorations, Chaos quickly found the brat from under the bed.

Then what?Then what to do?This bed is connected to the stone ground, so it can't be uprooted, and chaos can't lie on the ground to drag the child out.

He found a chair and sat down: "Child, what's your name?"

Yes, the first step is to get close first.

The clear and clear voice of the child resounded in the palace: "My name is Jiang Liu'er."

Chaos thought that since it was a close relationship, let me tell you who I am: "I am the King of Chaos. The Tianshan Mountain under our feet, the Lushan Mountain to the east, the Fuyan Mountain and the Yin Mountain are also my territory. You broke into my palace today. Li, why don't you come out soon?"

It's like a gang leader scaring children.

Jiang Liu'er's voice became tense immediately: "Are you a monster? I thought you were an opera singer... I won't go out! You want to eat virgins, right?"

Chaos rolled his eyes: "If you eat boys and girls, you won't eat you, and you won't look at how old you are."

"That won't work either! You can't eat silly girls either!"

What is a silly girl?Chaos turned his head, oh, this kid did carry a little girl in the basket, but he didn't expect it to be a little fool, called a silly girl, I don't even eat the king of fools, I'm stupid for whatever I eat, what should I do, but he also I was too lazy to continue chatting with the children, so the black shadow under my feet turned into a long rope and pulled Jiang Liuer out, thinking that although I don’t eat children of your age, my lord, the younger brothers love it, so why not give it to them!

Jiang Liu'er said "Wow!", but before he could react, the silly girl behind him burst into tears.

Chaos shook his hand, and the rope dropped in fright.The two children fell to the ground.Jiang Liu'er was busy trying to find a way out while coaxing his silly girl, while Chaos was looking at his hands with complicated eyes.

He wasn't frightened by the little girl's loud cry, it was because of the little Jiang Liu'er that the spell couldn't last.

Just now, I wanted to throw him out and throw him to death, but as soon as I thought about it, the rope broke, and my hands rose from the shock.Looking left and right, I can't see any difference between this child... Oh, he is a little monk, but the monk is not very powerful. Buddhism is indeed prevalent these days, but I haven't seen Tathagata really love the world. Monks and nuns make them mediocre Ann.

Try again, Chaos continues to tie the rope around Jiang Liuer's body, okay, the first step is successful!The second part is to throw Jiang Liu'er out to die!Snapped!The rope is broken!

Tsk, there must be a conspiracy in this.

In this world, there are often masters with snake spirits who ask their apprentices to practice, and these masters are generally famous gods. They let their apprentices practice, in fact, they turn their apprentices into ordinary people and reincarnate into the world. , In this way, the apprentices are just ordinary people on the surface, but the delicate and tender monsters want to eat them, but they find that these "ordinary people" are either protected by bodyguards, or they have magic seals on their bodies and cannot be eaten or killed. But they have already exposed themselves, and in the end it was just the end of being taken away by the master to do coolies.

In the legendary fishing law enforcement, in the end the apprentice is happy after practicing, the master is happy when he catches the coolie, and the monster is not happy at all doing the coolie.

Huan Huan's heart is open, I don't want to be a coolie, my lord, so I can't kill this little monk, and in order not to be caught by the people behind the little monk, I can't even eat a silly girl.

Although I didn't want to eat it.

Qiqi 49—oh no, 48 virgin boys and girls are still very heavy, no matter how strong the younger brothers are, it will take a day to bring them back, so hurry up and send this little monk away tomorrow.Chaos waved: "Jiang Liuer, I don't want to eat the virgin behind you, but it's not safe in the mountains, how about I send you back to Chang'an at dawn tomorrow?"

Jiang Liuer shook his head: "King of Chaos, since you don't want to eat silly girls, let the other boys and girls go too."

bargain!What a brat!Don't think that I dare not do anything to you because you have a backer covering you!When my temper comes up, my lord——

...I really can't do anything to the brat.

"Are you going outside to find a place to sleep or something?"

"I'll just sleep here, if I go out, maybe those monsters will catch me again."

Don't be so familiar!It's very inconvenient for you to sleep in my room!

"King of Chaos, are you really the biggest mountain king in this area? Can you beat Sun Dasheng?"

"He, not worth mentioning!" Chaos, who was bragging casually when the Lord was not in front of him, was fearless.

Jiang Liuer's voice sounded very dissatisfied: "Then you, why do you want to eat virgins? The Great Sage never eats people."

Chaos thought for a while, and couldn't say it was for the sake of face, so he found the most formal reason: "Being a god for the sake of cultivating immortals!"

The author has something to say: [-]: The article says that the territory of chaos is Tianshan, Fuyushan, Yinshan and Lushan. These four mountains are all the mountains in the Shanhaijing Xishanjing. Among them, Tianshan is also in the Shanhaijing. People call it the hometown of Chaos, and the other three mountains have no particularly powerful forces, so they are assigned to Chaos in the text.

Two: Jiang Liuer’s setting here is that before he meets the Great Sage, he will receive the protection of the Buddha’s seal. After meeting the Great Sage, the Buddha’s seal will disappear, because his trial has begun, but because the Great Sage actually still has the seal, So Jiang Liu'er would be in danger.