[The Return of the Great Sage] Has now joined Chaos Luxury Lunch

In the middle of the night, I always feel that there is someone on the bed.

However, because I woke up at night, I was sleepy, so I slept very soundly, and I didn't sleep all night.When he woke up, something kicked his legs, Chaos raised his upper body, and saw the little monk curled up on a corner of the big bed protecting his silly girl, did you say that they were allowed to go to bed?

Jiang Liu'er rubbed her eyes: "The bastard king... no, good morning, the Chaos King."

The bastard king...hehe, don't care about the brat, so Chaos asked his question: "Who allowed you to sleep in my bed?"

Not to mention that this sentence sounds particularly inaccurate, anyway, Jiang Liuer is a pure little monk and it is impossible for him to be wrong, so he just explained seriously: "There are only stone chairs and beds in this room, and there are only beds. Blanket, silly girl is too young to catch cold, I can't let her sleep on a rock."

He looked at Chaos cautiously: "And...Your Majesty, you don't look fat, and we take up very little space...just..."

Hmph, this king doesn't look fat yet, turning into a bug won't scare you to death.

Suddenly a little proud, it must be an illusion_(:зゝ∠)_

It was too late yesterday, so I didn't have time to punish my younger brother. No matter what, I can let a child run into the king's bedroom. If I don't punish him properly, I will really lose my dignity in the future.So the male and female monsters squatted in a small dark room for five days, and their level was also lowered by one level. From now on, they can only be the lowest level monsters patrolling the border.Patrolling the border is the most unsafe. Although the largest of these mountains is Chaos, there are Qiongqi and some gods with human faces and sheep bodies. It is not good to be caught by them.

Next, the most important thing is to send Jiang Liu'er home.

The monster sent the little monk home, and he was still a little monk who was against him. It was really laughable when I said it.The hateful thing is that Chaos wants to do a somersault through the clouds and fog—oh no, he can't do somersaults, anyway, he just took the little monk up and flew to Chang'an City. In a real flight, it takes 30 meters to take off at most before falling down.

"Jiang Liu'er, you deserve to walk in this life." Chaos murmured.

"What? Walking, walking is very good, keeping fit makes people not lazy. My master said that walking has many benefits..."

Hey, how can this little monk be so nagging?

You can’t fly, but you still have to give it away. Xishan is the territory of Chaos, and if something happens to the little monk here, his family’s backer will definitely find someone important in Chaos. I had no choice but to walk to Chang'an.It's not that I can't jump all the way, but the little girl cried when she was knocked so badly, her head would explode from crying, she was really upset, why did she want to eat such an annoying child...

Followed by two younger brothers, helping to carry the little virgin.

Jiang Liu'er is hardly afraid of monsters now, maybe in his eyes, the King of Chaos is just a singer.Along the way, they also talked and laughed, very harmonious.

unilateral.

"King of Chaos, you said yesterday that Monkey King, Monkey King, is not worth mentioning. Why?"

"If he is really powerful, he won't be suppressed for 500 years."

"The Chaos King, is it true that you have to eat virgin boys and girls to become a fairy? Why haven't I heard that you have to eat people to become a fairy?"

"Hey, the path to immortality is different. How can you, a young monk, hear such profound things?"

——Of course it’s a lie. Only those who are monsters and monsters can have aura if they are vegetarians. Eating too much meat will cause turbidity. Eating human flesh is even more taboo. It is difficult to become a fairy without someone behind you.

Jiang Liu'er turned her head and told Chaos seriously:

"Actually, I think it's really bad to eat people. Master and I can only be vegetarians because we are monks. Others sympathize with us. In fact, we think this is really good. People have urine and stool, and people have internal organs. I heard The butcher who slaughtered the pig said that if the pig is not handled well, it will smell bad, and I think people are the same. When we come into the world, we are full of stale air. If you don’t take care of it and break your guts, you will suffer unspeakably..."

Jiang Liu'er and his master have traveled far and wide for alms, and have seen many things. Although they are young, their experience is really beyond the reach of ordinary children.

It's just that chaos is going to be annoying.

Yes, I also know that cannibalism is not good!When I was a worm, I broke the guts of the beast, and it was so bitter!But what can this do? It is written in the book that monsters will eat people!If I don't eat people, I lose face!

I won't talk about it with the little monk, he reckoned that the little monk would definitely say a lot more because of his pissing nature.

Anyway, I have created a good image of "I don't eat people anymore, I'm a good monster, and I'm going to send you home, those virgin boys and girls, and I'm going to send you home too", so why bother to confess more?

As a result, he didn't speak, Jiang Liu'er still had the same chatterbox attribute, only to hear the little monk continue: "What about boys and girls, the problem is even bigger, children like to cry when they are ignorant, and they will make a lot of noise when they cry. You can't sleep - oh silly girl is good, very quiet. It's hard to take care of the children, don't wrap them too tightly because they will get prickly heat, and don't let them get cold because they will have diarrhea... Although even if you take care of these children They also pee their pants...For example, yesterday, when you were on the roof of Chaos, the silly girl peed her pants, but I don't think it can be blamed on the silly girl, the main reason is that the monsters are ugly and she is afraid."

Now I am not afraid anymore, lying on the back of the green male monster and sleeping like a pig.

Chaos just thought it was disgusting. Speaking of which, he didn’t eat people in the past for the same reason. Adults with rough skin and thick flesh are not tasty, and children who urinate and pee are bothersome... Eh? "Wait, you just said, this little girl peed on my roof?!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't get it on my body, it's not dirty." Jiang Liuer waved his hand.

Not this problem!

Hey, did you know that my roof is also made of good tiles?This king's mana is boundless, birds and beasts are afraid that birds usually dare not solve their physical problems on it!

Before you say that on my roof, this damn girl pissed her pants!

Spit it out, okay?

Chaos had no choice but to order the younger brother to send Jiang Liuer and that dead girl to Chang'an, and go back with a dark face... let the two younger brothers who squatted in the small dark room come out to wipe the roof!

...Really, I really don't want to eat any children...

The author has something to say: I don’t know if everyone can accept such chaos_(:з」∠)_

As for the turbidity of eating meat, the cleanness of vegetarianism is from the original Journey to the West. Once, Tang Seng wanted to save people, so he asked Monkey King to blow to people instead of Zhu Bajie, saying that Monkey King kept eating peaches to clear the air.

It is impossible for the Great Sage to eat peaches all the time_(:з」∠)_Monkeys are omnivorous animals, but they are indeed more vegetarian than other animals.