The screenwriter of the great god of snails

How successful "Qiaoshu" has been so far, do you want to talk about the box office on the first day? No, the box office on the first day will definitely be dominated by the work of senior screenwriter Wu Ke, so what I want to talk about is word of mouth. Ye Ru's evaluation can be seen one or two.

Many people think that it is almost impossible for Ye Ru, who has already stood at the pinnacle of her career, to reach new heights, but "Qiao Shu" has proved them wrong as soon as it was released. Ru really captures the inner world of the character, which is the harmony and beauty of the external height and the internal height. Although the characters played by Ye Ru in the past are good at showing sharp and out-of-the-way, this time she really played Qiaoshu's character well. Xiuwaihuizhong and low-key persistent comfortable personality perfectly reveal the very...

At the door of his house, Tian Luo got out of the car, but he was still thankful that it was different to cooperate with high-end players in the industry. How long did it take for "Qiao Shu" from the drafting to the release, and then he, a junior screenwriter, followed Having gained fame and wealth, I was thinking of discussing my personal feelings with Qiu Dao for a while, but I have another idea, let’s forget it, Qiu Dao’s current life is only focused on his wife and children, and when Qiu Dao has free time, he wants to find someone else. Let's talk about it when he talks.

The next second, he suddenly bumped into something, and there was chaos in front of him, caused by Da Wang who was running wildly leading the way, scratching his head.

Teacher Lao Tian explained dumbfoundedly that Da Wang ate a piece of rice cake, but he didn’t want it to be stuck to his upper teeth, and he couldn’t get it off because he felt uncomfortable, and he didn’t ask others to pick it out, probably only Tian Luo could clean it up. What a treasure.

When Dawang saw the owner appeared, he immediately felt wronged and Dasha Wang rushed over and sat down, as if to say that he would never eat this kind of Xiangxiang bird that played naughty games as soon as he put it in his mouth. It takes a long time to enjoy the old nose!

Tian Luo couldn't help but smile and was speechless, the unlucky dog ​​made two out of tune, he squatted down and stretched out his hands to relieve Dawang's troubles, ah, big girl, just join in the fun as you follow, but don't put your big head on Join in the fun on my shoulders, sink to death!

Teacher Lao Tian, ​​who was watching, nodded. After all, it was his son's dog. Other people's hands could not be put into Da Wang's mouth so easily, and ordinary people would not be so relieved to let a ferocious dog like Da Niuzi handle it. The big dog put its head on his shoulder, which was a kind of trust, which inexplicably made him feel a little envious.

When the second day arrived, Mr. Lao Tian went out early in the morning, because from the second to the fourth day of junior high school, Mr. Lao Tian’s students gathered to pay New Year’s greetings to their teacher by convention. The road to the hot spring villa was not easy, so Mr. Tian was still happy Cheerfully returned to the old house for reception.

Tian Luo accompanied his father, and he couldn't help but be a little concerned. If he can continue his teaching career, will he be full of peaches and plums in the world after many years? In fact, the key is that his father is a good example of a teacher, otherwise the students will not always be a teacher. Keeping in touch with the teacher, but he is also very satisfied with his current situation, can't have both fish and bear's paw, how can he have the opportunity to obtain treasures such as a daughter now if he has not experienced all the things before, um , I don't know what Tiantian is doing now...

What is Tiantian doing? The God of Wealth is being held in the hot spring villa. Since there is a Shang Boss who doesn’t like to stop, this event must be held in a big way. The five major offerings must not be missing, whole pigs, whole sheep, whole chickens, Whole ducks, red live carp, etc. The more money you burn, the happier you will be.

Xiang Chen and Tiantian, who followed Xiao busy, muttered: "I've been arguing about whether this big family is from the north or the south. The New Year's customs are quite messy. Maybe it's because of how lively it is. Hey, Do you know why the Empress of the God of Wealth who accompanied the God of Wealth in the Temple of the God of Wealth disappeared later, no, let me tell you about it..."

Tiantian didn't pay much attention to what the little brother said, and couldn't understand it even after paying attention. She looked left and right for a long time, and she thought that, rather than saying that Uncle Shang sacrificed to the God of Wealth to pray for a fortune, it is better to say that Uncle Shang prefers It is reasonable to burn things in various happy ways under the pretext of offering sacrifices to the God of Wealth. She heard that children who like to play with fire love to pee on the kang, but she is curious what will happen to adults who like to play with fire.

In this way, the restless day passed, and after dinner, Tian Luo was finally able to rest peacefully, but just as he lay down on the bed, his cell phone rang, and he received a few candid photos from an anonymous number. The content was an unharmonious male-female bed fight, and one of the protagonists looked like Xie Zheng, but after staring, staring, staring, staring for three seconds, he directly forwarded the photo to Xie Zheng indifferently.

After a while, Xie Zheng called, had a video conversation, and said with a smile, "Aren't you angry?"

Tian Luo said: "That's not you, why should I be angry, I just don't know who is plotting against us."

Xie Zhengdao: "How long have I only been there, they can't help but make trouble. By the way, how do you know that it's not mine?"

Tian Luo said: "Want to hear the truth?"

Xie Zheng said: "Yes."

Tian Luo said: "Young hair is right, the Yasha tattoo on the back is also right, and the figure is even more similar, but I have looked at it several times, and she has a sexy buttocks that you don't have." The above includes The joke was more, because the reason was sensational and nasty, so he was embarrassed to say that what he had prepared in his heart for Xie Zheng was such a thoughtful sentence: It's useless for anyone to provoke, I just believe you!

Xie Zheng smiled and said, "You like buttock sockets, how about I pick two from the doctor here and then go back?" After reacting, he said angrily: "I want to lick the screen, you know it's not me, so I've looked at it several times , see how I deal with you when I go back!"

Tian Luo said: "That's all I said."

Xie Zhengdao: "Sophistry, let me tell you, delete the photo immediately, and don't look at other men's butts again."

Tian Luo said: "Then come back quickly and let me watch your enjoyment."

Xie Zheng's heart skipped a beat, Xiao Tian Luoer was teasing him brightly, and said, "Are you in a good mood today?"

Tian Luo smiled, and told Xie Zheng all the joys of the day, and was also concerned about when Xie Zheng would come back.

Xie Zhengdao: "It may be a few days later, why don't we let the bastards who dare to destroy the true relationship between you and me feel a ton of hurt!"

Tian Luobiao said yes in support, and then told Xie Zheng to pay attention to safety, thinking that this would be the end of it, but unfortunately it was not.

Xie Zhengdao: "I expected that you would miss me right away, so I specially left a surprise for you and put it in the bottom layer of the closet. Go and have a look."

Tian Luo got up to take a look, and was stunned. Although the box was printed in Japanese, it also came with a clear instruction manual in Chinese, an electronic kisser? ? ?

In the video, Xie Zheng's smirk came out at the right time and said: "Before I left, I had already reserved a hot kiss record for you in the computer, so as soon as you connect it to the computer, you can realize how rare I am for you." Now, you can play it repeatedly..."

Tian Luo simply said "Goodbye!" and hung up the phone rationally.

However, well, he was also very puzzled by this magical object intended to solve the disaster of lovesickness for long-distance lovers. He tried it for a while, but it was really boring. At this moment, the phone rang again, and Ma Yi called.

He first asked: "Ma Yi, are you okay, Mr. Xiang didn't do anything to you that night, did he?"

Ma Yisang thought to himself: "Bad silver, you bullied me too." Then he changed into a smug smile and said: "Afterwards I vomited as soon as I got drunk, it was very sour and tasted very good, so even if he wanted to All my thoughts were disgusted by me in minutes."

Tian Luo: ...

Not poor anymore, Ma Yidao: "I discussed it with Brother Land, and I still want to go to pay your father a new year in person. I should be there on the night of the fourth day, stay for a day on the fifth day, and then go back with you on the sixth day."

Tian Luo was very happy. The two brothers were sneaking in from their busy schedules, and his father would be very happy if he thought about it.

Ma Yidao: "Then what gift should I give Brother Tu?"

Tian Luo also knew that it was impossible for Ma Yi and Adi to come empty-handed, but his father really didn't need anything, so he said, "You two just look at it and buy it, as long as you want it."

Ma Yi happily said: "Understood!" Come on, basically asking for nothing, let's figure it out with Brother Tudi.

Suddenly Tian Luo remembered the gossip that Boss Shang had made with him when he was bored: "Well, that, did Xu Ning send you off..."

Ma Yi suddenly had a headache and said: "Hey, I guess Xu Ning is only trying to stimulate Xiang Da, so it should have nothing to do with me." Where does this go? Even Brother Luo knows it, so does the person surnamed Xiang , but why didn't Xiang Da respond at all, hmph, is there any more love for Xu Ning? ? ? ...

At the end of the call, Tian Luo noticed that Ma Yi's WeChat avatar had changed, and it was replaced by a small bottle cap in a delicate Tang suit. He looked back and smiled. Really, there is a cute dog at home, who has a stable personality and will be cute, um, go and have a look Are the two silly and cute of my own family obedient?

In Teacher Laotian’s room, Teacher Laotian was playing chess with Xiaochen. The grandparents and grandchildren looked very serious, and Tiantian didn’t go far away. They sat aside and watched cartoons while feeding themselves and two dogs. Eat melon seeds.

Tian Luo sat directly next to Tiantian, and started eating white melon seeds, but he didn't eat them for himself. The first handful of white melon seeds was given to his father as a filial piety, and then to the two little ones. Boy, as for the two dogs, how much food have they eaten today, and where to cool off, where to digest food!

Dawang and Da Niuzi didn't make a fuss, dogs are not pet here, there is a dog petting place, Wangs might as well go to Xiaoshang and Xiaoliang, it's just that it's swollen if they can't open the door after barking for a long time, the two are clearly there .

Dawang: Girl, tell me, what are they doing in the house?

The big girl turned around and ran back: don't listen to evil, don't listen to evil!

Seeing that it was getting late and father was about to rest, Tian Luo took the baby and the dog and left. Looking up on the way, the fireworks in the far sky were shining for the celebration. It was beautiful. Let’s take a picture Pass the photos to share with Ah Zheng.

Xie Zheng received the photo, first he was happy, then he was angry. The happy thing is that Xiaotian Luoer is thinking about him all the time, happy and will share it with him no matter how big or small, and the angry thing is that if some people did not make trouble, he would Why bother to be separated from your relatives during the good times, when he put down his phone, he decisively said to his subordinates: "Go, buy a few bundles of fireworks that get better and better, and when it gets dark, I will go to the family of three The villa where you live is fired!"