The screenwriter of the great god of snails

In the third day of junior high school, in the morning, the sky is good.

Liang Hao took the two children and the two dogs for a walk in the yard with Teacher Lao Tian. He didn't have much time to spend with the old man today, and he had to go out with his lover to deal with some urgent matters.

So the task of delivering breakfast to Boss Shang fell on Tian Luo casually.

As soon as Boss Shang saw who it was, he started teasing again: "How does it feel to be alone in an empty boudoir?"

Don't think that Tian Luo doesn't know why Boss Shang is lazily lying on the bed, obviously trying to show off to him, but is it easy to show off, he calmly smiled and said, "It's easier to relax than doing too much. "

Boss Shang said: "You don't even dare to say such things to me without shame." Exaggeratedly moved: "Sure enough, we are a family." Generously imparting experience to Tian Luo: "Actually, Song does not The looseness also varies from person to person, like me, I often do Kegel exercises, so it's tight, if you don't believe me, ask Brother Liang, hehehe!"

Can he ask, of course he can't, Tian Luo is embarrassing, he shouldn't be talking to the boss Shang who is so vicious, put down the plate, and slipped away, vaguely he guessed, the reason why Brother Liang's expression was ten times less There are eight to nine of them are tortured by this old monster who regards shame as dung...

As soon as it was one o'clock, Tian Luo followed his father down the mountain and went back to the old house. The students who came to pay New Year's greetings to his father this morning were the last group of students taught by his father. He can also talk to him, so he is quite looking forward to it.

Soon, a group of more than a dozen men and women came to say New Year greetings to the teacher and elementary school students. The lively Liu Xuejie can always find the most suitable words for everyone, and she giggled and asked a certain male classmate sitting opposite her. : "Hey, I heard that you and your wife are going to have a second child, okay, you have both children, congratulations!"

Zhang Xuechang smiled and said: "Catch up with the policy, if you can ask for it." For this reason, he contacted this contact and remembered and said: "By the way, I just heard a few years ago that Mr. Feng, who used to teach Chinese, went in. "

Everyone was taken aback, but the students here probably didn't have a good impression of Mr. Feng, so they basically listened to it as a joke.

Mr. Tian was also surprised when his colleague in the early years committed a crime. He said that Mr. Feng must be [-] this year, and he really suffered.

Zhang Xuechang said: "After retiring from school, Feng Zhizhao did not know what to do and became the director of the community. My daughter-in-law and her younger brother's brother-in-law were assigned to that community by coincidence after graduating from university. Feng Zhizhao was taken away by the police. He didn't know what was going on when he left, but later he found out after inquiring with the elders in the community that Xiaoxiao Feng, a community director with chicken feet, embezzled more than five million for his own selfishness, what audacity!"

After listening to it, all the people present and recalling the past were full of embarrassment, they deserved what they deserved, and they couldn't sympathize even if they wanted to.

Tian Luo also understood why the seniors didn't want to see this Teacher Feng. Although Teacher Feng is a female teacher, she can be said to be infinitely powerful in punishing students, and her methods are even more jaw-dropping. There are people above him in crooked ways, so since the students have not suffered any substantial harm, even the principal has chosen to turn a blind eye to him.

Sister Liu jokingly said to her elementary school students: "At the beginning, only our upright Teacher Tian dared to challenge that crazy woman, so the students in our class suffered the least, but guess what, that crazy woman later fell in love with our Teacher Tian gone."

The big guys are laughing and joking, because Mr. Tian has a good relationship, so he doesn't mind making fun of Mr. Tian like this.

Teacher Lao Tian, ​​who was not angry, just coughed and said, "Nonsense."

Senior Zhao popped up and interjected: "I saw it with my own eyes, that semester she always dressed fancy and found excuses to get close to you, hahaha!"

Is this his father's affair?Tian Luo was willing to listen hard.

Sister Liu said in moderation: "But Teacher Tian always ignores her, and a strong young physical education teacher has been assigned to the school in the new semester, so she will empathize with her." She asked in a hurry: "Tian Luo , You seem to have resigned from school, why?"

Although helpless, the past is the past, so Tian Luo just said casually: "It's well said on the Internet, the world is so big, I want to go and see it."

The sharp-eyed senior Zhao praised: "It looks very smooth, junior, the watch on your wrist is quite valuable, and the two-story building next to the outside is also built by you, no, dare to love junior, you are waiting to marry a wife Are you having a baby?"

He has a daughter-in-law, he has a baby, and he also has two babies, but Tian Luo hesitated and said a few words as an explanation. He and his father don't like to make public, so there is no need to make it too clear.

Zhang Xuechang said: "Primary brother is making a lot of money, please have dinner at noon later, do you want?"

Tian Luo wanted to say no problem, but she heard senior sister Liu glance at her phone and say, "Let's do it another day, my guy got us a few movie tickets in addition to a few discount coupons for the buffet. It's called "Qiaoshu", and it's written like something about our place, and everyone says it's good-looking, but it doesn't cost money anyway, so we have to go and review it." I wanted to invite Teacher Tian and the elementary school students to go together, but I knew the two I still have to entertain the next group of students who came to pay Teacher Tian a new year's greeting, so let's wait until I have another chance.

Seeing that the students are doing well, Mr. Lao Tian was already happy, but when he heard that everyone sincerely praised his son's movie as good without knowing the details, he turned the corner of his mouth up again.

After a while, Tian Luo received a call from the Kais and his wife who stayed in their new house in the city, and he hurried to another house to answer it.

It is said that Mrs. Kai is an expert in the study of head-bending techniques, and Mr. Kai also knows a thing or two about head-bending techniques. When they found that Tian Luo's calligraphy that was hanging in the living room was inexplicably missing, they felt bad , quickly responded and found out the inner ghost, but found that it was too late, even the charm with Tian Luo's name and birth date had been burned for more than half, but he immediately felt relieved, Tian's family name is Qian, Tian Luo's mother When Tian Luo was born, it was still a dystocia, so the name "Tian Luo" and the inaccurate date of birth written on the spell by the other party who was not skilled in art did not work at all. There was no danger, and I wanted to report it to Xie Zheng immediately. However, just after learning that Xie Zheng was just a little angry because of some fake photos, he blew up a villa of Xie's family. I lost my mind and slaughtered Xie's family, so it's better to say hello to Tian Luo first.

Tian Luo calmly said thank you, and then comforted the elders not to worry, the head-dropping technique was too illusory for him, so he didn't feel scared, but it would be a lie to say that he didn't mind, even if the other party was just a child The little paper figurine with his name written on it with the sole of his shoe made him feel uncomfortable.

It was midnight where Xie Zheng was. After listening to Tian Luo urging him to calm down, he still couldn't help but get angry. He had warned Xie Ding that he didn't want Xie Ding to not only restrain himself but also get worse. It's good to be young, brave. Fat enough, isn't your name Xie Ding, I'll let you taste the real baldness in a while, and then I'll crush you to death, and watch your father and mother cry and howl for you heartbreakingly!

Over there, in the dark night, the Xie family’s thunderstorm was roaring, and here, when the sun was shining brightly, Tian Luo leisurely strolled around the village with his father. They wanted to visit two days ago, but they were chilled by the village. Before leaving, Xiaoxiang threatened the village with harsh words, saying that girls who betrayed themselves like her might be sick, so on this New Year's Day, the neighbors who were jealous of each other were inevitably indifferent to each other. So it was not until this time that the father and son had the convenience to walk around with the family they usually get along with.

But soon the father and son knew that the fat aunt had returned to the village and had been a neighbor for many years, so they had to go and see if she was right!

Uncle Fat passed away due to illness, but he left with no regrets. Aunt Fat relaxed and moved in with her son who was wandering around in the city. Later, her son Xiao Zhu, who developed well, was introduced by a friend to work abroad. , After settling down, she also picked up her old mother. The fat aunt was living a happy life abroad, so she sold the old house in her hometown. This time she had to settle in her old sister's house.

As soon as the father and son of the Laotian family entered the yard, they suddenly heard the fat aunt crying with the old sister with a loud voice.

It turns out that his son Xiaozhu is doing well abroad, not to mention a successful career, and has a girlfriend who wants to go straight to the subject of marriage. The foreign girl who was dark and not in the autumn immediately quit, and went back to the country by herself in a fit of anger.

The father and son of the Laotian family were let into the house, Tian Luo couldn’t interrupt when the elders were talking, and Teacher Laotian was extremely speechless, big sister, your daughter-in-law is just a foreign girl with a dark face. I can't take it anymore, then my daughter-in-law is still a pure man with a handle? What am I going to say? Of course, he can't tell the truth. After letting his son go first, he patiently comforted the old girl. .

Not surprisingly, Tian Luo also heard about it later. Brother Xiaozhu led his girlfriend to chase after him, but he was afraid that his old lady would be angry, so he temporarily settled in the town. Thinking of such a hard-line fat aunt, in comparison, He once again thanked his father for his enlightenment.

Waiting for the good man to wait for his father to return, Tian Luo went back to the hot spring villa first, but as soon as he arrived at the gate, he met Qiu Dao with a grim expression. It's strange, Qiu Dao didn't accompany Mr. Fang, and came here to act as a black-faced door god. ? ? ?

Qiu Liang looked at Tian Luo and said sympathetically, "I'm waiting for you, I have a bad news and an even worse news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Tian Luoyu hesitated for three seconds and then said, "Let's proceed step by step."

Qiu Liang said: "The bad news is that Paul, who was afraid of chaos just now, came here with the little stupid dog Wally, taking advantage of the temporary absence of my elder brother and Liang Hao who can control him, the worse news is that in a few days Later, a little princess in a desert country was going to hold a birthday party, and Paul said that it was not appropriate for him to attend by himself as an adult, so he planned to borrow your daughter who was about the same age as the other little princess to enter the venue together..."

Tian Luo quickly disappeared, dare to come to grab Tiantian, I will fight with you, alas, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and every family puts on a lively show, and there are no exceptions for New Year's Eve!