The screenwriter of the great god of snails

It is said that life after retirement can also be rich and colorful. This is quite true. Let’s not talk about other people’s swollen after retirement. Here is an example of a new life pursuit of a former boss surnamed Shang after he is free, that is, Well, before retirement, people took money from the hands of the living, but after retirement, hehe, the ability to collect gold and silver can be easily applied to the dead.

After arriving at the cemetery, Tian Luo was so shocked that he wanted to drop his jaw. Only then did he know, not to mention this cemetery, even the undeveloped hill next to the cemetery has been collected by the business boss to expand the funeral industry business is booming.

In addition, the place where his mother lived before was an affordable cemetery with a stature of 200 yuan, but now, it is a standard shady mansion king with a full [-] ​​million bully appearance. He thanked Boss Shang and Liang Hao, because his father will live here after a hundred years, but there is no need to be so dazzling~

Looking at his father, Tian Luo knew that his father was happy. In other words, of course his father would try his best to give his mother better things, so he asked Brother Liang alone in his ancestral home. Is the grave of his grandparents also on an unusual path?

Liang Haodao: "As long as my father and you have no objection, after the year it will be enshrined in the local Siming Temple, your Brother Shang will contact you."

Neither he nor his father have any objections, but Tian Luo looks at the sky with complicated emotions, and there are many ways to arrange the ancestors. I don't know when the ashes in the temple are the most popular. Where is Siming Temple? There is no free drawer, even if there is a specification that ordinary people can't afford, take a peek at Boss Shang, evildoers are evildoers, just cover the world of Yin and Yang with one hand when you are happy!

Over there, Xie Zheng and Boss Shang also said separately: "Do you want to be so domineering with your hands? You also have a crush on the son of Lao Tian's family. At least you give me a chance to be courteous, don't you?"

Boss Shang didn't have the same knowledge as Xie Zheng said: "It's decided to hold a sea burial for your mother. I still have a place with good Fengshui. You can definitely think about it again."

The thing that was settled earlier was confirmed by my mother through Gu Mo's message, so Xie Zheng met the other place and joked with Boss Shang: "Don't you say that the cemetery is so expensive that the living can't afford to die now, since It's a match, why don't you reserve it for yourself and Brother Liang."

Boss Shang replied with a smile without any taboo: "You and I have a higher pursuit after death, brother Liang. We want to send the ashes to outer space together. That's called meteor sky burial. It's absolutely magnificent!"

Xie Zheng is convinced, these two people, after harming the people on the earth in their lifetime, and then go to the aliens to fight against them after death, it is fashionable enough!

Then, a group of people went to the worship garden to send belongings to the deceased relatives, and then they should go back, but Mr. Lao Tian had to go to the bathroom again before leaving.

As he untied his hands, Teacher Lao Tian was also helpless. There was no one around, and they all went home after sweeping the grave. Unlike him, he was getting older, and when it was cold, he would suffer from frequent urination. Suddenly caught a glimpse of a small piece of fur protruding from the lower end of a compartment door, what the hell?

So, after a while, Teacher Lao Tian came out of the bathroom safely, but there was a big stray dog ​​in his arms? !

There are many wild cats in the cemetery, and there are wild dogs, but they are relatively few. As for the wild dog that Mr. Tian bumped into, it should be a newcomer to the cemetery to beg for a living. Rest in a heated bathroom, or maybe find a passable place to concentrate on waiting for death. The skin disease has almost lost all the hair. A dog without hair is the real thing. Its living state has changed from this skinny Its body can be seen at a glance, and perhaps the little remaining strength was used to express despair, so it couldn't even resist, and was carried away by Teacher Lao Tian.

Now that we have met, we can't just ignore death, Tian Luo is like this, Tian Luo's father, Mr. Tian, ​​is even more so, set off for the nearest pet hospital!

New Year's Eve, and it's approaching noon, the veterinarian will go back to celebrate the New Year after he closes the store, but when he sees people's posture, and then sees the stack of tickets thrown away by them, he immediately starts working, the most glorious The selfless work must be done, but after the preliminary examination of the dog, he did not do anything, tactfully said that it would be better to let the poor dog resign himself to fate.

Teacher Lao Tian said: "There are too many people who might have given up on it before, even if there is still a glimmer of hope, let's give it another chance."

After going home for lunch, seeing Da Wang and Da Niuzi who were happily stuffed with delicious braised pork, Mr. Lao Tian took a sip of wine silently. , There are stones in the dog's stomach, it's not that you are hungry enough, no one will eat stones to satisfy your hunger, the doctor said at the end that the dog can't live for a few days, but he thinks that even if the dog can't be saved, the dog can be brought with him Walk with dignity, so it is not appropriate to give up easily. It is always said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, so saving a dog's life is also a good deed...

The happy time passed quickly, and it was half past one in the new year in a blink of an eye. The two children followed Aunt Fang Chu back to bed beautifully with thick red envelopes in their arms. Afterwards, Teacher Lao Tian also went back to the house to rest. He was thinking about the dawn After taking some time, I went to see the earth dog again. The remaining young and strong people who planned to stay overnight according to the custom set up the mahjong table in a hurry!

It was rare for Xie Zheng to enjoy himself and relax, so he drank a lot. He was a little confused at the moment, and if he didn't pay attention to playing a card, he heard Qiu Liang shout excitedly: "Fuck!"

Boss Shang, who had been listening to the cards for a long time, was so pissed off that he couldn't wait to see Xie Zhengdao: "Are you okay? If you don't, you can change to Tian Luolai!"

Liang Hao, who was drawing cards again, said, "Tian Luo went for a walk with the dog."

Boss Shang teased, "You're really hardworking. Tomorrow, I'll give my brother a big prize, the best excrement officer of the year!"

Xie Zhengxiao, if there is such a big prize, he deserves it too, and said, "Western Wind!"

The lucky Qiu Liang yelled again: "Damn!"

Xifeng, Xie, go drink the Northwest Wind, Boss Shang wants to scratch Xie Zheng to death, but fortunately Liang Hao can stop him.

Outside, the sound of firecrackers had subsided quite a bit, Tian Luo took Dawang and Da Niuzi out for a run with confidence, these two bastards were purely eating too much, and there was no such thing as saying that they would have to show respect in the middle of the night , I don’t know what happened to Mr. Xie of his family at the poker table, a loss is a blessing, don’t provoke the boss Shang who is always biting the tip when it’s Chinese New Year.

It's a pity that before he returned to join in the fun, Xie Zheng was hated again, and the boss Shang who was cut off said bitterly: "It's outrageous!" After finishing speaking, he couldn't help but think of the really outrageous Xie family, and caring about Xie Zheng said: " It's obvious that something is wrong with the Xie family recently, don't you worry if you are heartless?"

Xie Zheng didn't say anything, but he knew that the Xie family would be in chaos sooner or later, but he couldn't grasp the key to the cause of the chaos, so he couldn't act rashly, but he had a hunch that the time when the answer would be revealed was not far away. up.

Unexpectedly, the next morning, just before Teacher Lao Tian went to visit the earth dog, the person who came to give Xie Zheng the answer arrived. His stepmother Dong Hua! ! !

The two came suddenly, but it wasn't necessarily to catch Xie Zheng by surprise, so there was another reason for their secret whereabouts. Even so, the weirdly friendly mother and son instantly made Xie Zheng conclude that this was clearly a weasel giving a chicken New Year's greeting of hypocrisy.

Xie Lin wanted to have a private chat with Xie Zheng, and after politely saying hello to Teacher Lao Tian and others, he followed Xie Zheng to find another place to talk.

The person who received Dong Hua was naturally Mr. Lao Tian, ​​but he really couldn't develop any good feelings for this cold and noble woman. Whether it was true or false, Dong Hua made it too obvious.

Dong Hua said unnutritious polite words one after another, but in her heart she looked down on Mr. Tian, ​​who was dressed in a simple Tang suit, and Tian Luo, hmph, she even looked down on her, but she had to work hard to restrain her true feelings , because he was afraid of the two scary big black dogs guarding Mr. Lao Tian, ​​no, but because he was afraid of Liang Hao who was also around Mr. Lao Tian but was a hundred times scarier than the two big black dogs combined.

He asked Boss Shang where he was, and led Qiu Liang and the others to avoid it. If the merchants were present now, the chaos would only increase.

The accompanying Xiang Chenqi puffed up, "Why can't I go?" It doesn't matter if he is there or not, right?

Shang Laodao: "A bald boy like you should like a mature big sister. You said that you are always pestering such a little girl. What's the matter? Please tell Xiang Da to strengthen your nutrition. Don't worry about it." It's because I can't keep up with my development..."

Xiang Chen ran away shamelessly, and scolded himself for not having a long memory. Before he came, his brother Xiang Dadu had told him many times to stay away from the big pervert, why did he forget to pinch it, sweet, little brother It's all because of you that I got my face, face and morals all buried and smashed to pieces~

In the living room, Tian Tian, ​​who was sitting next to Wen Wen's father, sneezed a little, which caught Dong Hua's attention, but Dong Hua never expected Xie Zheng to call her "Mom", so how could he care about the blood relationship with Xie Zheng? Tian Tian, ​​who has nothing to do with Dong's family, called her grandma, and quickly ignored her. She was also proud of the foresight of her son who gave this little girl to Xie Zhengzheng as a gift. Xie Zheng was so harsh, she didn't listen, and complained that her son, who is the orthodox heir of the Xie family, was too soft-hearted, but looking at it now, if she didn't have the reason of her son, the situation that suddenly came to the Xie family might be very difficult for the mother and son. Difficult.

In another room at the same time, Xie Zheng, who hadn't said a few good words to Xie Lin, also figured out that there are many people, including him, who are keeping an eye on Xie's family, so there must be grandma's support, Xie Lin and Dong Hua were able to arrive here secretly.

Xie Lin didn't mind Xie Zheng's blunt way: "Have you heard of the name Han Qi?"

Xie Zheng had heard of it, and all of Xie's family had heard of it. It was just a scandal related to his so-called father Xie Feng in the early years. Sesame and mung bean big and small things. There is not enough money to talk about.

Han Qi is the daughter of an ordinary family, but she is deeply liked by Xie Feng. Xie Feng even strongly proposed to the old man of the Xie family that he would only marry Han Qi as his wife in this life, but Han Qi unexpectedly died in a shipwreck not long after. After the accident, Xie Feng fulfilled his responsibilities and obligations as the heir of the Xie family, that is, he married Dong Hua, the only daughter of the Dong family, which led to a family marriage. Outsiders have never made any trouble for Dong Hua on the issue of women, they are all old sesame seeds and rotten millet.

Xie Lin continued: "It's just that Han Qi didn't die at all, because our grandfather deliberately got rid of this woman who was not conducive to the long-term development of the Xie family, so our father single-handedly arranged for Han Qi to disappear and take refuge. Our father gave birth to a son named Xie Ding, whose birth date was a few months after you returned to Xie's house, so..."

Xie Lin's point is to stop, but as quick as Xie Zheng, how could he not get angry again without an epiphany? What does this mean? At first, Xie Feng strongly opposed him to return to Xie's house, but then suddenly changed his attitude. It was because of filial piety that it was not easy to disobey him. Grandma's wish, or at least she still has a little bit of father-son affection for him, fart, let him suffer in front of Xie Ding's stage is true, with him as an eye-catching target, Xie Ding's survival will be much easier At least the mother and son have been well protected by Xie Feng for so many years!

In the truth, in the cruelty, Xie Zheng said that he had nothing to do with the Xie family, but it was difficult for him to control the turmoil in his heart after realizing the above, so he quickly calmed down and sarcastically said: "I'm even more curious about your mother's willingness to condescend The reason for coming here."

Xie Lindao: "Grandpa passed away shortly after I was born. Xie Feng took charge of Xie's family logically. From then on, he stopped being close to my mother, which made my mother puzzled. My mother's family was not as good as before, and my mother was late. She couldn't conceive a second child, so one can imagine her situation at that time in her in-law's family, but she still naively wanted to win Xie Feng's change of heart through her own efforts. Who would have thought that Xie Feng would finally take the trouble to speak out I told my mother that since Mr. Xie and Dong’s family still have business dealings, either she will be the titular Mrs. Xie, or she will simply get out of Xie’s house. For this reason, my mother did a stupid thing in a fit of anger. Unexpectedly, it led to your birth..."

Xie Zheng's head buzzed, and outsiders only knew that Xie Feng was devoted to Dong Hua. In fact, only Han Qi made Xie Feng die. Dong Hua was a proud woman. Although she didn't know why her husband would ruthlessly neglect her, but for Consolidating the status of herself and her parent and child in Xie's family, and even embarrassing Xie Feng for revenge, she found another way to let a prostitute sleep with Xie Feng, and even recorded it. It was cruel enough, crazy enough, and insidious enough, because in the end she I sent the video to myself, and then won the approval of everyone around me with the well-prepared response that is worthy of being the hostess of Xie's family. What's more, for example, she had taken care of her in advance not to let his mother Li Hongyu show her face in the video , it is very difficult for Xie Feng to trace who the woman in the video is, and it is almost impossible to find out who designed everything. Yes, Xie Feng is not an ordinary person. If he was not tricked by his own people, how could he fall into the trap so easily? .

Xie Lindao: "To you, my mother is hateful, but you have to admit that my mother is also pitiful."

Xie Zheng sneered and said: "Your mother is pitiful, why do you feel sorry for her, if you don't say anything else, just pity her for teaching your daughter to call me uncle bastard, heh, it's ridiculous!" Then he said gloomyly: "It's not good for my mother to be greedy for money, But her identity is there, and she had no choice but to be a tiger's minion back then, so she is the most pitiful, to put it bluntly, it was obviously a war between your mother and son, but in the end our mother and son unfortunately became the wounded." Xie Lin also called Xie Feng directly. The name is changed, but everything is just to get close to him, who made him involuntarily become a variable that affects the direction of the Xie family, no wonder Xie Feng does not want to delegate power, because he wants to hand the Xie family into the hands of his favorite third son, But the third son has not yet grown up to the point where he can compete with the eldest son, so the old man can only delay, but it is also because of this that the eldest son noticed the clues, Xie Lin may not have been there when he gave Tiantian to him and Tian Luo Thoroughly found out the truth, but preemptively arranged a situation where at least in the end, even if he would not help Xie Lin, he would not help the rest of the Xie family for the sake of the child, so he couldn't help asking Xie Lin: "What do you think?" You are so good at playing tricks, why are you obsessed with little Xie's family?" Xie Feng, but if Xie Lin was half sober, he would not still ignore him as a variable, or Xie Feng hated him to the extreme It is very possible that no matter what happens, he will not be taken seriously!

Xie Lin was silent. Indeed, after years of scrambling, there were only three shares left in the Xie family. One share was shared by the uncles of the Xie family, one share was controlled by Xie Feng, the head of the family, and the most sincere share was in the In the hands of the old lady of the Xie family, the grandma who later vaguely realized that something was wrong, in order to ease the friction between him and Xie Feng, even his wife told him to bring the key to Tian Luo, that is, to Xie Zheng, just in case. Unexpectedly, but I didn't expect that Xie Zheng's bottom line was to only care about grandma's safety, saying: "It's mine, even if it's just a small profit, there is no reason for it to be taken by others."

Emphasizing that Xie Zheng would not turn against Xie Feng's bargaining chip, he said: "As soon as the matter of Han Qi's mother and son came to light, my mother and I had a heart-to-heart conversation, and also sorted out many things over the years. Among them, there is one thing you should I know, your mother was terminally ill at the time, and she also understood how much the Xie family cared about you, so she made a smart decision to help you smooth the way back to Xie's house, but this brilliant idea was hinted at by someone 'kindly' Give it to your mother, otherwise your mother might still be able to accompany you for a while back then, so who can benefit the most from your mother's death?" Then he added: "My mother is not worried about Xie Feng passing through Your mother found out that she was the one who really manipulated the turmoil. Your mother was just one of them, and many years had passed by then, so there were not many clues to my mother. She could do something. She looks like she wants to hurt your mother because of jealousy, but she is more happy to see Xie Feng unhappy, and she wishes your mother could live a few more days."

Xie Zhengbu said: "I don't know what kind of woman my mother is. She is justified and not forgiving, and unreasonable to disturb three points. It doesn't matter whether you are a commoner or a powerful and rich person. After all, she left willingly, otherwise she would be a ghost. I will not let you Xie's family go, so you don't have to provoke me. Xie's family is a slop ditch full of troubles. While solving troubles, it will also create a suffocating stench. Upper body, for grandma's sake, it's still the same sentence, as long as the Xie family doesn't mess with me, I won't do anything to the Xie family, so I said not to interfere with the Xie family's affairs, so I just don't meddle in the Xie family's affairs Son." Asked back: "Your purpose of helping Xu Ning deal with Xiang Da is not simple, does it?"

Xie Lindao: "To say that you like men is better than to say that you only like Tian Luo, but Xie Ding is different, he is born crooked, but Xie Feng and his mother are still kept in the dark, I can find that he is one-sided I have a deep obsession with Xu Ning because of God's blessing. Xu Ning insists on going his own way. Even without my instigation, he will find Xiangda sooner or later. So on the surface, Xinghui Dafeng's largest shareholder is me, but Xie Ding has also actively invested in it. A lot of money, and Xu Ning has a [-]% chance of winning against Shang Xiangda and you. My loss will not be small in the end but it will not hurt my bones. But Xie Ding will not only lose a lot but also expose his weakness of liking men. The Xie family will not allow an abnormal man to take the helm, in other words, as long as you and Tian Luo are together, you and I may not be enemies when it comes to the Xie family."

He also patiently said: "In terms of family background, your sister-in-law was even inferior to Han Qi back then, so there are too many people, including my mother, who objected to your sister-in-law entering Xie's house. Xie Feng did not object because he was happy to see me surrender myself. Compete with Xie Ding for the strength of the Xie family, but there is another kind-hearted person who sincerely blesses me and your sister-in-law."

After a pause, he said: "Grandma loves you, but she also loves me, so my filial piety to grandma is not inferior to yours. My mother thought that we were here to provoke conflicts between you and Xie Feng, so as to benefit us. Grandma thought that my mother and I were begging you to go back to Xie’s house for help, but I just came to ask you to pick up grandma. Grandma always wants to reconcile the whole family, but the ending is destined to disappoint her. Driven by my recent actions, our ignorant father decided to formally recognize the identity of Han Qi's mother and son at the family meeting the day after tomorrow, and by then not only you and me will know of their existence, there will be endless troubles."

Simply open and honest: "It is inevitable that grandma will have another bump, I can't let her stay in Xie's house and continue to worry, but now I can't persuade grandma to let go of Xie's family if I come softly, but if I come hard, I have to be wary of even my own people Three points, so you are the only one who is not interested in Xie's family, but you are not an outsider, and you will not have any malice towards grandma. When she is taken away by you and there is no worries about the future, I will immediately clean up Xie's family."

Before the heavy hammer came, he asked, "You were notified in time, so what's your decision?"

All that needs to be said has been said, Dong Hua mother and son left soon, Xie Zheng also set off to "kidnapped" grandma and came back to hide with him, and by the way, I did not forget to settle Xinchou with some members of the Xie family Old grudges are.

Tian Luoyou went to see him off. On the way back, he was dealing with the phone that kept ringing for a while. The movie was released as scheduled, and the reactions from all parties immediately flooded in. The first feature work sent him to the altar of the screenwriting world, anyway. Almost all the people who call to congratulate him congratulate him in this way. If you want to ask him how he is feeling, he can't tell clearly. Without Xie by his side, everything seems to be a little bit worse, or in other words, looking forward to the return of the king. The feeling of melancholy began to attack at this moment, he really wanted to complain about himself for being worthless, hey~