The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Extra Story - Cupid Cannon (Continued)

It was dark and the sky was bright again. Now when it comes to the morning of January [-]nd, I don’t know how Cannon fell asleep the night before. He just fell asleep on the top of his head. At first glance Like Ultraman, it can kill cute people.

Fang Han was about to take a photo of the cannon, when Kong Sen called again, saying that he wanted to see how much his fish had grown, so he asked Fang Han to send him a photo.

I haven't seen it in less than a day. Can those two fish change? Or is it that the strange fish raised by the strange man grows by the hour and can eventually mutate into Godzilla? Although Fang Han is muttering in his heart, But still kindly complied.

After receiving the photo, Kong Sen burst into a smile, because in the corner of the photo was an Altman-like big golden retriever stealing a shadow, so cute and silly, he texted Fang Han and said: "The new shape of the cannon is very trendy, It's much more attractive than your rigid-looking master, hehe!"

Hehe, Fang Han was angry, he didn't expect to get acquainted with Kong Sen to the point where he could chat with each other, so he ignored it.

Kong Sen already knew that Fang Han would not reply to him again, and there were some things that could not be rushed, so he put down his phone and prepared for the autopsy.

Because of the sudden snowfall, Fang Han didn't plan to take Da Pao out for a walk this morning, so he asked Da Pao to go to the bathroom to solve the problem of urinating and pooping first.

By the way, the guest toilet on the first floor has been remodeled by Fang Han long ago, and the cannon's dog toilet also has a place in it. In addition, there is a large pool specially prepared for the cannon.

How can I say that Da Pao is a dog that likes to live a free and easy life, and he doesn't have the restrained habit of not pulling or peeing outside, so he urinates quickly and well.

Then Fang Han opened the door leading to the terrace, and the cannons sprinted back and forth on the terrace in coordination with each other for exercise. After exercising, he took a rest and waited for breakfast unshakably.

After eating his own son of a bitch, Da Pao came to Fang Han who was still discussing breakfast, Xiao Fang, what are you eating, give me something, although I may not like it, but give me eat something!

Fang Han felt a deep sense of powerlessness, because the second day after arriving at the new home, the cannon turned into an old fritters, and the nature of the gluttonous dog was fully exposed. How can I get extra delicious food for myself? .

Cannon raised his right paw, and saw that the delicious food didn’t come, so he tried lifting his left paw, but it still didn’t taste good, wow, I’ll lift both front paws for you Isn't it okay to see it!

The helpless Fang Han had no choice but to break off a small piece of his own bread and put it into Cannon's mouth.

Cannon chewed and chewed contentedly, um, it’s whole wheat, and Xiaofang in our family eats very healthy, so let’s have a bite of porridge too, so I can judge whether the quality is equally good, don’t say no, my dog But for Xiaofang's sake...

Fang Han thought about whether he would still be able to eat a whole meal without stopping in the future, but he smiled again, but at least he would not be lonely at the dinner table in the future.

Arrived in the afternoon, the sky cleared, the snow was not heavy, so the road outside was not difficult to walk, Fang Han decided to take Da Pao to the vegetable market, because probably people who raise golden retrievers want to see if their babies can accompany them with a vegetable basket in their mouths. It is wise to go shopping for vegetables by yourself.

But Da Pao is so clever, as soon as Fang Han took out the brand-new vegetable basket, it rushed to grab it. In the past, he often accompanied Principal Ma and the others to go shopping, happy!

When the labor-loving Cannon appeared at the farmer's market with a vegetable basket in his mouth, he immediately attracted attention, because among the dogs living around, there really is no dog who would accompany his owner to buy vegetables like this. Someone asked Cannon How old is it, and some people ask how heavy the cannon is, and some people even ask if the cannon will settle accounts...

Soon, a few things were put into the vegetable basket. Fang Han felt sorry for Da Pao, so he took out two and carried them by himself, but the considerate Da Pao quit. Fang Han gave it back its mission before giving up.

His own dog is good, and Fang Han is in the mood to die of beauty, but when it comes time to buy cabbage, he finds that he doesn't have enough change.

The boss couldn't find a hundred-yuan bill, but he was very open-minded, and said with a smile: "It's okay, young man, I know you belong to Da Pao's family, just make it up for me when I come back next time."

It's not a very expensive thing, and I should accept the kindness of others. After thanking Fang Han, he took the cannon back and walked back, and he was a little sentimental along the way. How could he think that the cannon's face will be so big? Boss Nima Joyfully willing to give him credit for it...

Sitting in the elevator, Fang Han recalled all the things he had just done when he was outside, and said to Da Pao with emotion: "Since you appeared, my sense of existence has become small."

Da Pao, who tilted his head and didn't know what Xiao Fang was talking about: ...

After getting out of the elevator, Fang Han saw a familiar figure ringing the doorbell of Kong Sen's house, calling out, "I live here." Gu Mo is the kind of person who likes to show up without saying hello, so Gu Mo's uninvited Since then, he was not surprised.

Gu Mo said: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for Kong Sen." When he saw Da Pao, he jumped over to say hello to Da Pao.

But Cannon was more interested in the warmly wrapped pet air box he was carrying.

Fang Han said: "Kong Sen is on a business trip, don't you know?" He was also curious about what was in the pet air box.

Gu Mo suddenly realized: "That's right, just give him a call before coming."

That's right, it means that you Gu Xiaodai can do such an off-line thing, Fang Han asked Gu Mo to go home with him first.

After entering the room and sitting down, Gu Mo explained unhurriedly: "When I planned to go out for a walk yesterday afternoon, Kong Sen called and said that there is a job that might be suitable for me, and then this morning when I officially go out for a walk , as soon as you get lost, you will encounter it.”

As if responding to Gu Mo's narration, there was a sound from the pet flight box, meow~

Gu Mo went on to say: "This is Xiaotao, who is worth a lot. For it, I spent all my pocket money. It is very related to Kong Sen. It was a bird raised by Kong Sen in its last life. It is a dog raised by Kong Sen. In this life, it will be a cat raised by Kong Sen. After repaying its kindness, it can be reincarnated as a human in the next life. It will never have the chance to meet Kong Sen again. A thank-you gift for introducing a job can be regarded as doing a good deed, so I helped him to meet Kong Sen in advance."

This is not the first time I heard Gu Mo talking nonsense, so Fang Han didn't take the above speech seriously. He suddenly became anxious because Gu Mo opened the door of the pet air box after explaining. A dog and a fish, plus a cat, must make a fuss!

However, much to Fang Han's surprise, a clever figure rushed out, but he calmly did not run around. His whole body was black and shiny, with short hair clinging to his body like patent leather. Reiki, fit like a little black panther, some people say that a black cat will give people an ominous feeling, but this Bombay cat in front of you will make people appreciate a kind of ecstatic wild charm, the key Yes, it is not afraid of dogs. Seeing Da Pao is like meeting an old friend who has not seen him for many years. As for the fish that Da Pao likes originally belonged to Kong Sen, it just nodded like a gentleman, anyway. Quite a strange cat!

Cannon wanted to cry. He had seen many animals near his new home, but no one wanted to see him. Only this black briquette named Xiaotao hit it off right away.

During the play of cat and dog friends, there were so many complaints that Fang Han didn't know what to say for a while, and he had to ask Gu Mo, "What job did Kong Sen introduce to you?"

Gu Mo, who squatted down to observe how the cat and the dog did not fight, replied: "It seems to be an official consultant for a special crime team or something."

This is accepting someone's kindness without asking for details, and then giving him a thank-you gift before the matter has even been written off. It is indeed Gu Mo's idiot style. Fang Han asked again: "Then what are you doing?" The family agrees?" He also knows some of the Gu family's family rules, for example, one of them is that the descendants of the Gu family are not allowed to be an official, so is being a consultant to the police not considered an official?

Gu Mo said: "My father doesn't agree, but my mother said it's better than idleness. My grandfather and my grandma think..." Fang Han just asked casually, but he was willing to seriously explain the attitude of his family members. They all babbled to Fang Han.

At this point, people with discerning eyes will naturally guess what will happen next. Gu Mo called Kong Sen to explain the situation, and then his task was finished, and he went back to his home for dinner, and asked Xiaotao Ah, Xiaotao must be entrusted to Fang Han by Kong Sen who is on a business trip!

Looking at a cat and a dog that could snuggle together and take a nap in front of him, Fang Han was stunned for a long time. Could it be that because he had also undergone a sterilization operation and lost his eggs, there were many topics that could be confidant? ? ? ?

It wasn't until the morning of January [-] that Kong Sen's work came to an end. It was his habit to find a place to smoke a cigarette to relieve his mood, but now he wanted to harass Fang Han more than smoke to relieve boredom.

As soon as Fang Han picked up the phone, he said, "Your fish is fine, and so is your cat, bye!" However, he didn't hang up the phone right away, because he remembered that Xiao Tao's food, clothing, housing and transportation were all paid in advance by him. , so keep the receipt and wait for Guan Kong Sen to ask for money.

But Kong Sen was the first to say, "I've got someone to check on you."

Fang Han said: "And then?"

Kong Sen said: "Nothing was found."

Fang Han said: "That's right."

Kong Sen said: "But I'm curious about you, what should I do?"

What kind of strange question is this, Fang Han said: "Give me a clear way, just guess!"

Kong Sen said: "Okay, then I guess you have killed someone."

It seems that Kong Sen still knows something, but Fang Han doesn't care, because for the sake of Mr. Tian's safety, he also knew some things about Kong Sen that ordinary people see It was a shocking experience, but it didn't mean that he would respond positively to Kong Sen's "blind guess". He interrupted with a rare joking tone: "Are you drunk?"

Kong Sen said: "Then you want to take this opportunity to play honesty and bravery with me?"

Fang Han said briskly, "Okay, wait a minute."

A few seconds later, a voice came from the handset of the mobile phone that Kong Sen was holding, woof woof!

Cannon shouted happily. Principal Ma taught it what to call and call. I am Cannon. Where are you? Tell me quickly!

Kong Sen couldn't help but was speechless: ...

Hanging up Kong Sen's broken phone with nothing serious to say, Fang Han continued to clean up his house, which was covered with dog hair and cat hair. Too bad, curse Kong Sen to be punished!

Hey, life is such a joke, I never thought that Fang Han’s curse would come true, because Kong Sen came back on crutches in the late afternoon, and his left foot sprained unexpectedly. Mandatory special approval was given to him to take half a month's paid leave.

As a result, the ending naturally developed like this, and it didn't take long before Fang Han learned to look at the sky blankly, because in a short period of time, his family had an extra dog who would always be there in the future, and more Two fish and a cat that couldn't be sent back for a while, and one more big living person who always has an excuse to stay at his house. The point of depression is that the above-mentioned goods get along very well. , it made him unspeakably upset, as if life was destined to gradually continue in a direction beyond his control...