The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Spoiler - Cupid Cannon

Fang Han, who sent Kong Sen away, was still on the phone with his elder sister Fang Chu.

Since he couldn't play on the terrace, the cannon wanted to go back to sleep, and ran to the sofa to lie comfortably, but just as he closed his eyes, he smelled a seductive smell. Hey, we found the suspect. This dress is causing trouble, hey, what kind of monster are you, hand over Xiangxiang quickly!

So when Fang Han returned to the living room after finishing the phone call, he saw Da Pao fighting against a cotton coat. He was dying because the cotton coat was left behind by Kong Sen, "Da Pao, NO!"

Da Pao obediently let go, but it was too late, the clothes were already wrinkled and holes like cotton, Fang Han thought about it and decided it would be better to confess to Kong Sen, and sighed.

When the doorbell rang, Kong Sen knew that his plot had succeeded, but he didn't expect it to succeed so quickly. Just now he left while Fang Han was on the phone in order to "drop off" his coat smoothly, and deliberately put it on A few pieces of dog snacks were stuffed into the dark pocket of the coat. It is expected that Cannon, who has a super good sense of smell, will not turn a blind eye after discovering it. Even just rubbing some saliva will help him start the next step to capture the black panther.

His methods are a bit despicable, but it is not his style to have ideas but not the courage to put them into practice. At this time, seeing his tattered coat in Fang Han's hands, well, it doesn't matter, it is still a good deal The price, worried, said: "Hey, I'm going out soon, what can I wear?" As for the hero dog cannon, there will be rewards in the future.

You are so poor that you only have one coat to wear out!But can Fang Han complain like that?He said: "If you don't mind, I'll lend you first."

Of course I don't mind at all, Kong Sen smiled.

Cannon greeted people at the door and asked, glasses, why are you swollen and always sneaking into our house?

Kong Sen smiled and looked at the cannon without saying a word.

It's just that Kong Sen's attempt was partially in vain, because Fang Han's wardrobe was not in the bedroom that he wanted to take this opportunity to take a good look at, but in a separate dressing room.

The locker room can also be considered a private space, so it is not suitable for outsiders to come in and visit it. However, when a person's cloakroom belongs to a cow in various senses, you can allow others to come here to envy, right? So Fang Han He generously invited Kong Sen to come in for a visit.

But it's not that Fang Han wants to be so particular, but as Zhenggang's assistant to the chairman, he can't be sloppy in appearance.

Kong Sen looked at the classic black, white and gray clothes and pants in front of him, and said, "The style you like, a single nobleman, is really boring."

The one dressed in red and green is a bird!Fang Han just hoped that Kong Sen would leave quickly after finishing picking, and said, "Yes." Picking up a thick black suit that he hadn't worn yet, he said, "How about it?"

However, Kong Sen touched the one that Fang Han often wears, without averting his eyes, seeing that Fang Han also agreed, he tried it on on the spot, even if he was very satisfied, he said: "It's just what it is."

Fang Han said: "Okay, I'll see you off." It wasn't because he was generous, it made me breathless when I thought about it, so how could he leave something that can cause breathless memories.

Kong Sen said in a gentle manner: "To be honest, I didn't even think about paying it back."

Fang Han: ...

Kong Sen took the land and said goodbye.

Da Pao dared to cautiously come to the master's side at this time, Xiao Fang, did I cause trouble for you, I'm sorry...

Fang Han and Da Pao said it was okay, and they didn’t think about it for sure. There was something strange about it, so they quickly turned on the monitor to see what kind of expression Kong Sen had just followed him back to change his clothes, but he didn’t take a few glances. Well, he was stunned, and Kong Sen, who was walking behind him, raised a scissors hand at the camera while he was not paying attention, jokingly indicating that he had found his small instrument.

Fang Han couldn't figure out how Kong Sen found out, and he was also irritated, why Kong Sen always stood in a position overlooking him, although he would not look down on him, but he kept smiling like a cat playing with a mouse, damn it, He cared about it, because although he had enough strength to fight back, he didn't have a suitable opportunity to fight back, God is so annoying!

Everyone has a different way of dispelling depression. Fang Han used exercise to calm himself down, and then began to do a few sets of satisfying and exhilarating movements on the fitness equipment.

At this time, Da Pao ran back to the sofa to be lazy, because Xiao Fang couldn't help him in exercising, and the fitness equipment was not a novelty for him, he had seen it at Principal Ma's place, although Ma The principal's weight loss plan will always run aground due to various reasons...

Unknowingly, Cannon fell asleep and dreamed of the scene where Uncle Xiang teased Principal Ma. Principal Ma said that he wanted to exercise to lose weight. Uncle said that then Principal Ma will become a weak fat man, and Principal Ma said that he should simply go on a hunger strike to lose weight. Uncle Xiang laughed and said that Principal Ma wanted to become a dead fat man directly. Principal Ma stopped making trouble and seriously considered the way of yoga to lose weight, but Uncle Xiang's eyes glowed with a green light that humans can't see but dogs can see, and replied that Principal Ma wanted to become a soft fat man...

Cannon woke up with a start and yawned. The president, Uncle Xiang’s mouth is really poisonous. Why did he use such a cruel insight to beat Principal Ma to the point where he stood at the window and burst into tears, but there was another reason for interrupting his sleep, that It was someone outside calling the door.

Knowing that it was Kong Sen who came, Fang Han tried his best to restrain his anger, although behind him, Bob Dylan's song, which was good for soothing emotions, was still playing.

The moment the door opened, Kong Sen tasted the heartbeat for the first time in his life, the beautiful music, the man in sportswear who was sweating slightly, maybe he felt like Fang Han, just like this song swaying quietly. As the English song wants to express:

"...

I'm sure from the moment we met,

I never doubted who you belonged to,

......"

Fang Han stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Kong Sen, wondering why Kong Sen wanted to imitate the stone statue, and even more puzzled why Kong Sen was holding a fish tank in his hand.

Kong Sen came back to his senses calmly, and asked frankly: "It's a temporary decision. I'm going on a business trip, and the return date is unknown. Could you please take care of the fish for me?"

This little favor can help, Fang Han said that there is no problem, because the common saying says that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, although he does not want to have a close relationship with Kong Sen, but for the convenience of life for himself and Da Pao, he still tolerates Kong Sen's inexplicable as well.

This is clearly another conspiracy by Kong Sen, but at this point, it is necessary to deeply analyze why Fang Han, who has always been cautious, is paralyzed.

For Fang Han, life is an inexhaustible responsibility. This concept that has been integrated into his bone marrow comes from his bumpy growth experience. It is often said that men are the pillars of the family, but Fang’s father left early, so Fang Han took this responsibility. On his own body, even though he knew this, he was still a little baby who occasionally hid in his mother's arms and cried.

Therefore, when his mother is here, he and his sister will take care of her. When his mother is gone, he will take care of her wholeheartedly. In short, he is used to taking responsibility as the main theme of his life and the way of self-healing. Now that my sister has a home, The rest of the people he cares about basically can't bother him, so he finds a big stupid dog that can let him continue to exert his desire to protect to fill the gap in his heart, and he doesn't realize all the above things about himself arrive.

Fang Han is strong, so strong that he doesn’t seem to need anyone’s approach, but in essence, he needs to live a chaotic and out-of-order life, he also needs to live a part of his own life casually, and he needs to have a The person who can understand him and take the initiative to entangle with him, so it is appropriate to say that Kong Sen encountered this once-in-a-century opportunity by luck, or that Fang Han was taken advantage of by Kong Sen, otherwise it is appropriate to let Kong Sen come at another stage Try messing around with Fang Han, Assistant Fang Han won't be able to freeze him to death!

Later, Fang Han moved the glass aquarium with a round belly and other supplies needed for fish farming to his home. After arranging these, he looked at the paper that Kong Sen asked him to write on the precautions for raising fish, and he was heartbroken. He said that the words on it were written with a fountain pen. There are not many people who like to use a fountain pen these days, and Kong Sen's character is quite intriguing...

Cannon smiled like a flower, and watched the little fish swimming in the water with his front paws on the table, and couldn't help but sing a little, little fish, little fish, swimming, babbling, babbling...

Fang Han, who was about to take a shower, didn't care about the cannon, because the position of the fish tank was just right, and the cannon could be seen but couldn't be pulled down.

But when Fang Han walked into the bathroom and hadn't taken off his clothes, he heard the cannon screaming loudly.

What is the cannon calling? It was frightened, and the two pale pink fish in the fish tank sucked together without saying hello. Are they going to eat each other? Xiao Fang, come on, they Can't imagine not love and peace!

Fang Han, who came over and understood, was dizzy. Kong Sen's taste is really different. Is raising two kissing fish to resolve the loneliness of being single?

Kong Sen, who drove to work, calmed down a little when he encountered the first red light. He was wearing Fang Han's clothes, and Fang Han's house raised his fish, which established a connection. , at least during the time of the business trip, he had a good reason to call Fang Han, because he was very concerned about the well-being of his fish.

In the evening, Fang Han took Da Pao to visit his elder sister’s house. Fang Chu and Qiu Liang were both busy, so they couldn’t take a vacation even if they had time off. It's about this time.

While the family was eating dinner, Fang Han received a call from Kong Sen, Wen Yu, although he only needed to exchange a few words, he still wanted to drop his phone on the spot, saying how much this person loves him Fish, I can't wait to find out what's going on after only a few hours apart, it's so annoying!

Fang Chu asked his younger brother who came back to the dinner table, "Who is it?"

Fang Han ate with a big mouth and said, "A friend."

Qiu Liang smiled in disbelief: "Really?" It's quite vague, hehehe, there is a big problem!

Da Pao can be considered to have found the opportunity to ignore the master's order and get to the dining table. I know who it is, he is our neighbor named Glasses, and he enthusiastically answers Fang Chu and Qiu Liang's questions. Staring at the delicious food on the dinner table.

Fang Han couldn't laugh or cry, Da Pao, can you not shame yourself everywhere...

I want to say that Fang Han still underestimated the "two abilities" of Da Pao, and what happened after a while, let me tell you slowly.

After returning from his sister and brother-in-law, Fang Han had to park in the underground parking lot first, and then go to the elevator, but the cannon stood still.

It turned out that a Xiaoqiang who is also very active in winter passed by here without eyes, and was unlucky enough to be so arrogant that there was no one in his eyes, let alone a dog.

Cannon lowered his head and sniffed, then tapped with his paws, and rolled it into his stomach with his tongue at last. The speed caught Fang Han by surprise, and to Cannon, every Xiaoqiang was a protein with broken wings , How can such a great opportunity be missed!

Immediately afterwards, another cat appeared in the parking lot. It belonged to a senior member of the stray army. Cannon, who visually inspected the surrounding environment and allowed himself to move freely, barked and chased him excitedly, but it was also a solid-eyed cat. It has turned a corner, and it is still chasing in a straight line.

The cat glanced at the back of the cannon, and it was there in a daze at that time. Wasn't it chasing me? Could it be that I was being sentimental? ? ?

Fang Hanhan, who finally caught up with the cannon, died, and this stupid dog was thrown into the cat world...