The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Spoiler - Cupid Cannon

At dawn, Da Pao woke up first, and when he woke up, he called for someone to bark upstairs through the dog fence: Xiao Fang, good morning!

Fang Han picked up his phone and looked, the alarm clock hadn't sounded yet, okay, let the dog bark to get up later, not bad!

Da Pao is now an adult dog. His life is more regular and his personality is more stable. Anyway, it is extra worry-free, so Fang Han wakes up in the morning in a very good mood. A busy year has passed, and the first day of the New Year One day he was going to enjoy a slow life without distractions with Cannon.

After tidying up, one person and one dog go out, and there must be traction. First of all, this is the first time that Fang Han and the cannon are walking together in a real sense. Fang Han is not confident enough in the obedience of the cannon. Secondly, in the real world There are too many unreasonable people, in order not to cause unnecessary trouble, it is better to leash some dogs.

Cannon didn't mind, and it also had the opportunity to show the results of some of the training it received in the pet school. It should be said that Cannon is strong, no matter what bad things it has experienced before, but it is determined to live a stable life Has not changed, cheerful and optimistic, will not carry any emotional burden.

For example, it obediently followed Fang Han's side like a textbook, which was calm and elegant. Another example, after crossing a road to reach the park, it automatically stopped Fang Han with half of its body on the side of the road. I can't read traffic lights, but I learned to feel, wait, wait, get out and yell, Xiao Fang, you can go, but you still have to be careful and slow down, don't get tripped by the zebra crossing!

Fang Han was touched and opened his eyes. It turned out that he took care of Da Pao and Da Pao took care of him. Chin, I took advantage of myself, and I should treat Ma Yi to a few more big meals.

Walking again, Da Pao is also reminding himself to remember that from now on, Xiao Fang will be its life, and life is for cherishing.

In the park, Fang Han did not lead Da Pao to the open space where many dogs play together. Although it is important for Da Pao to establish a new relationship between dogs, at present it is still important to deepen the relationship between him and Da Pao, so he just has a relationship with Da Pao. We walked leisurely together, but we met some dogs and dog owners on the way, especially the combination of him and Da Pao, a handsome man and a handsome dog, which made people want to chat more with various thoughts , but the result is a series of embarrassing things.

Let’s talk about meeting a Schnauzer cut into the shape of a Mohawk.

Da Pao was simply looking for something to say hello, sister, you look so good looking like a donkey!

Schnauzer tugged at his owner and ran away in tears, big villain, he is obviously a punk style, woo...

Cannon roar, hey, why are you leaving, sister, did I say something wrong?

The schnauzer slipped faster, and the dead golden retriever barking like thunder frightened the dog to death, even if he wanted to keep it, he dared not keep it!

Fang Han, who didn't understand dog language, immediately misunderstood it. Was it because Da Pao was too territorial?

Besides, I met a Chihuahua wearing a delicate down jacket.

Da Pao thought for a moment that since he didn't speak well, he should use actions to show that he didn't have any malicious intentions.

It was still far away from the cannon, and the Chihuahua was scared to pee, it was a monster!

Then the owner picked up his baby and ran away. She was also terrified by the giant dog baring its teeth and claws. It's a pity that I didn't talk to the handsome guy.

Cannon, who is a bit angry, can't figure it out. Are the dogs here afraid of life?

Fang Han, who misunderstood again, had doubts. Could it be that Da Pao doesn't like puppies, so why would he scare away every one of them?

The first two are small dogs, and it is understandable that they don't get along with Cannon. At this time, it should be no problem to approach a light-colored golden retriever that looks like Cannon?

Da Pao just jumped over in a friendly manner and asked, brother, you are also a golden retriever, why are you so swollen?

The cowardly golden retriever directly pretended to be dead and waited on him, thinking that Da Pao was trying to stand up to him, because even if he was an adult, he couldn't compete with a strong man with a fraction of mastiff blood!

Later, looking at Da Pao with a hurt expression on his face, Fang Han was also helpless. He realized that Da Pao was disgusted, so he rubbed Da Pao's big head comfortingly.

Da Pao chatted gratefully with his master, Xiao Fang, it's best for you decisively!

Fang Han was also a little overwhelmed. The cannon is cute and cute, but a sudden kick can make him stagger two or three steps. Hey, giants also have giant troubles.

After the walk, I headed back home. As soon as I got out of the elevator, Da Pao felt that he was shitting again, so he jumped to the door of the neighbor's house like a conditioned reflex, and then stretched his hind legs to get into the posture of pulling.

People have three urgencies, and dogs have three urgencies. No one can stop this thing. Although Fang Han didn't have time to change the position of the cannon to poop, he had time to make preparations for handling it.

No one should like to pick up dog poop, but since it is necessary to pick up dog poop in a civilized place, whether it is picked up with disgust or like a gentleman, Fang Han is the latter, and the abandoned dog litter box he bought specially, this artifact is easy to resolve The psychological shadow of grabbing the warm and soft and smelly stuff.

But Fang Han obviously didn’t bring enough artifacts today. He used up two of them during his walk just now. How could he think that he would need three more, so at this moment, he has to use facial tissues and plastic bags, um, something that can be eaten and pulled. Is the dog in good health, but he also wants to ask Da Pao whether he likes Kong Sen or hates Kong Sen, so he always uses the door of Kong Sen's house as a place to excrete, and he also prays that Da Pao can be resolved quickly so that Kong Sen won't find him again .

Finally escaped, Kong Sen didn’t notice it, but when Fang Han turned around, he found that the cannon was gone. He was anxious in every possible way, but soon found that the cannon hadn’t gone far. It was even more fun when it saw Fang Han coming to look for it. It thought that the game of hide-and-seek it initiated was very entertaining, but what did Xiao Fang look like when he joined in? a bit too serious...

In fact, it was Fang Han who was filled with all kinds of emotions in an instant: ...

Back home to prepare dog food for Da Pao, thinking of the golden retriever in the park who pretended to be dead as soon as he saw Da Pao, and how Da Pao made trouble with him in the corridor, Fang Han had a plan.

Then, Da Pao, who was waiting for his dog food to arrive, was stunned when Xiao Fang suddenly fell to the ground.

Fang Han snickered, Da Pao was stupid, probably not as clever as Da Wang and Da Niu Zi to see through his acting skills.

Da Pao was really fooled, and circled around Fang Han twice, yelling, Xiao Fang, why are you swollen, but after licking Fang Han's face a few times vigorously, Fang Han still didn't respond, it was impatient, and started to go to the big cannon. The paws rattled and rattled to wake Fang Han up, with the mighty force aimed at saving lives.

Fang Han felt guilty, because Da Pao was so worried about him, he really shouldn't tease Da Pao like this, and he deserved the pain of being slapped by the big dog's paw, but just as he was about to stand up and admit his mistake, Da Pao flew towards the door.

Because someone is at home, the door is just closed, and it is not easy for people outside to come in, but the people inside can open the door by turning the door handle.

Although no one taught Cannon how to open the door, it taught itself in a hurry. It was very happy to see someone in the corridor, barking, glasses, come with me, something happened to Xiao Fang!

Kong Sen, who had rich experience in raising dogs in the past, quickly understood when he saw Da Pao's anxious look, and without delay, he threw the breakfast he just bought downstairs on the ground and was about to rush to Fang Han's house.

In other words, as soon as the cannon ran away, Fang Han chased after him, so when Kong Sen just took a step, Fang Han also appeared at the door. He really captured too much information in an instant that made him want to choke speechlessly. Sen's smashed buns and tofu brains...

Da Pao burst into tears of joy and rushed towards the master, Xiao Fang, hello, I was scared to death just now, and then I turned around and came to the front of Baozi and Tofu Naoer. Are you trying to seduce the dog? Let's see how I deal with you!

In short, the development of the matter greatly exceeded Fang Han's expectations. If there was such a mess with Da Pao, he would have to explain the cause and effect to Kong Sen. He was really moved by Da Pao's bravery. This is his own dog. Stupid, stupid enough to make him swear unswervingly, Da Pao, I will never leave you and I will never leave, but, because of Maoer, he has something to do with the surname Kong again!

Kong Sen couldn't help but want to tease Fang Han, so he sighed lightly: "Hey, I don't have any more breakfast." He had to calmly clean up his dead breakfast in front of a person and a dog. .

Fang Han suddenly turned black. At that time, Kong Sen threw the breakfast so aggressively because he wanted to save him. He gritted his teeth and said, "Breakfast, I invite you." What the hell, he will take care of Kong Sen's meals in the future!

Kong Sen smiled and said, "Then I'll bring the dog toy I picked up last night to Da Pao." Pushing the glasses on the bridge of his nose, he walked back to his home with his feet down to earth. .

Which pot does not open and which pot is lifted, Fang Han asks himself where does the sense of chaos that haunts him come from...

After the two of them had breakfast, Cannon, who had filled his stomach first, stared out the window with the lost little magpie in its mouth. It was obvious that it really wanted to play on the terrace again, and its whole body was yearning for a certain goal.

So what, didn't Fang Han buy a lot of things for Da Pao, of course, the cardboard boxes used as outer packaging were indispensable. After a little tidying up, they were all piled up in the corner of the balcony for the time being.

This is the new discovery of the cannon after the little magpie incident last night. Fang Han was by the side, and it just sniffed it. He picked up a large fragment of a cardboard box and invited Fang Han to play with him.

Humans can't understand the joy of dogs using their lives to destroy. Seeing the chaos that appeared in the blink of an eye, Fang Han didn't even have the energy to criticize the cannon. Hui will not easily let the cannons splash on the terrace again.

So at this moment, looking at the cannon pretending to be honest, Fang Han couldn't help complaining secretly in his heart, as a dog, you are fine and melancholy, as if you didn't eat the meat just now!

Da Pao glanced back at Fang Han, silently, probably not having any special meaning.

But Fang Han was surprised. Could it be that the dog heard his voice? With a shake of his hand, the steamed buns he was holding on the chopsticks fell into the bowl, and then the splashed porridge splashed on his face. .

It seems to see a quacking old black raven flying over the sky...

Fang Han took out the facial tissue, lowered his head, and wiped it quietly, and finally realized that since Da Pao came to him, his image had seriously collapsed, especially in front of Kong Sen, depressed!

As soon as breakfast was over, Kong Sen left, because he was eager to go back to start his new year's new hobby. When he got home, he went into the study and took out a large notebook with a leather belt lock from the drawer. First, he wrote four words on the flawless title page. A big word "observation log", then turn to the first page, pause for a while, think for a few seconds, want to give an ideal code name for the protagonist in my new work, and write as soon as the inspiration comes, XXXX, January 01, Sunny, doggerel, Mr. Black Panther is very naughty, pretending to be dead and playing tricks with dogs, being clever but being misunderstood by cleverness, step by step into the trap...