The screenwriter of the great god of snails

Spoiler - Cupid Cannon

Fang Han finally solved Kong Sen's big trouble, ah, this is a bit ambiguous, that is to say, Kong Sen happily handed over the contract to Fang Han after finishing the extremely formal lunch with Fang Han After signing, Fang Han really didn't feel comfortable fighting against such a talkative Kong Sen.

Kong Sen said: "I didn't come by car, can you give me a ride?"

Fang Han said: "Yes." After letting people get into the car, he asked: "Where are you going?"

Kong Sen said: "Interpol brigade."

Fang Han's heart twitched unconsciously. He had taboos about places like the Criminal Police Brigade, a knot formed a few years ago because he taught the family of villains who bullied his sister.

Kong Sen didn't miss the momentary expression change of Fang Han, who always put on a serious face, fastened his seat belt, and looked out of the car window with playful eyes.

After Kong Sen answered correctly, he asked someone to send the contract back to Zhenggang, and Fang Han went directly to the pet club to pick up the cannon.

Cannon saw his new owner, picked up the bag that Principal Ma had packed for him, and happily ran to the new owner's car, Xiao Fang, Wang is here!

In fact, Fang Han was even more excited than Da Pao. On the way back, there was a clear smile on his face, and he was so happy that he went downstairs in a blink of an eye.

Cannon is very sensible. When he enters the elevator, he will hold the leash by himself. But the dog is worthy of being born with a speechless magic skill. When he gets out of the elevator, he suddenly has a urgency to urinate, but he is also embarrassed to pollute his own. It is a new home, so I consciously ran to the door of the neighbor's house and released it on the floor mat with "safety in and out".

OMG!Because Fang Han was so focused on getting the key to open the door, Fang Han, who didn't take care of the cannon at a glance, was hit properly. If Kong Sen knew about this, he would always be shorter than Kong Sen in terms of imposing manner in the future. However, Kong Sen It seems that he is not at home, so there is time to erase the evidence...

After a while Kong Sen came back. At this time, Fang Han also washed the floor mats in his own home, but Kong Sen didn't know what happened, so he just stood still and wondered for a few seconds, where are the floor mats in front of his house? went?

Fang Han was afraid of being discovered, so he had to be fast, but in a hurry, he also neglected to observe the enemy's situation before going out, and then it would be lively when he opened the door. It's right.

Kong Sen didn't realize what was going on at first, but when he saw a big golden retriever protruding behind Fang Han, he guessed right.

It’s already like this, so let’s return the floor mats to others first. Fang Han coughed twice and then did so, but unexpectedly, unexpectedly, as soon as the floor mats were put down, the cannon shot again quickly. I ran up to pee, are you honestly not calling yourself with practical actions?

Looking at Fang Han, who was so embarrassing, and Da Pao, who was squatting aside with question marks all over his head because he didn't understand what happened, Kong Sen smiled, and said to Fang Han, "You have to apologize, right?"

The wronged Fang Han said: "I'm sorry."

Kong Sen said: "Not sincere."

Fang Han thought that Kong Sen was talking about this matter and just apologized, and said, "Losing money or things, please tell me."

Kong Sen said: "That's not necessary." However, he said: "I haven't eaten dinner yet." Pointing at his own floor mat amusingly on purpose, he said tolerantly: "This can be regarded as a gift for Da Pao .”

Fang Han was embarrassed but also heaved a sigh of relief. It turned out that if he invited Kong Sen to dinner again, this page would be over, so why not do it.

In short, can Cannon be blamed? As a new dog, it has not had time to learn new rules, and it is normal to make some harmless mistakes.

Fang Han also understands this truth, saying that when Dawang first arrived at Dong Xie’s house, he caused a lot of trouble for Mr. Tian. Now that the mats incident has come to an end, it is better to take Cannon to get acquainted with the new house as originally planned.

And when Da Pao had just visited the new home, Kong Sen came to the door as promised. Fang Han thought he came abruptly. He thought that if Da Pao yelled at Kong Sen, he would also gain a lot of prestige, but he didn't want Da Pao to be very friendly. Di greeted Kong Sen, shaking his head and tail as he was familiar with him, depressed, can he still count on Da Pao to look after his house in the future?

Can't blame Da Pao for this matter, Da Pao is a vigilant dog, but has a very keen sense of smell, Fang Han has been to Kong Sen's house, and Kong Sen has also been to Fang Han's house, and it didn't happen for a long time In addition to the subtle atmosphere of the confrontation between the two in the foot pad incident, Da Pao took it for granted that Kong Sen was a good friend of Xiao Fang's family, and Xiao Fang's good friend was his good friend, so he treated his good friend Want to be more enthusiastic?

Kong Sen grabbed the back of Cannon's neck and said cheerfully, "You're still a big guy."

Cannon barks: Big guy looks decent, dear!

Kong Sen raised his head and asked Fang Han, "What do you want me to eat?"

Fang Han said: "Leftovers!"

Kong Sen saw that what Fang Han took out of the refrigerator did not look like a large fresh-keeping box of broken flowers that men would use, and asked, "Did your girlfriend make it for you?"

Fang Han said: "There's never been such a thing as a girlfriend." Then he politely told: "I like to eat or not." This is made by his elder sister, and he has always had only one simple request for his other half, That is, just like his mother or his old sister who can live a down-to-earth life, but ah, in his mind, his mother and old sister are the existence of the Holy Mother, so any normal woman generally It is really difficult for the female compatriots who are interested in him to fail to meet his super high requirements, and make people feel deeply sympathetic.

Eat, what to eat, as soon as this wonderful word that was written in the depths of the soul came out, the cannon was excited!

Fang Han, who was rubbed against his calf by the hairy dog's head, couldn't laugh or cry. Da Pao's heart is wide and big. After arriving at his new home for a while, he let go and lived a free and easy life. Then prepare some dog food for Da Pao first. As for Kong Sen, love waits Wait!

Seeing that Fang Han almost used a measuring cup to hold dog food according to the number of grains, Kong Sen said, "Is it necessary to be so serious?"

If you want to care, Fang Han ignored Kong Sen and was still strictly rationing the food with the weight of the cannon as a reference.

Kong Sen, who was ignored, didn't mind at all, and grabbed a handful of dog food to tease Da Pao.

But Da Pao clearly distinguishes the inside from the outside at the critical moment, and remains unmoved. Without the permission of the owner, he can open his mouth casually when he sees something to eat. He is a dog with deep thoughts, isn't it!

Seeing this, Fang Han was pleasantly surprised, and praised Da Pao both in words and actions.

After being ignored by people, he was ignored by dogs, and then he was ignored by both people and dogs, but Kong Sen was not only not angry, but even more relaxed? ? ?

Soon, the two of them had dinner too. This roasted pork with bamboo shoots, which was even more delicious after it was reheated the next day, made Kong Sen have a good appetite. He praised: "Good craftsmanship."

The elder sister was praised, no matter who initiated the compliment, Fang Han's face naturally looked a lot better, thinking of the quarrel, he asked Kong Sen: "Do you have a girlfriend?" If you can get along with Kong Sen Women probably have to have some strange attributes, so if they have any, it's worth taking a look even if you need to pay for tickets.

Kong Sen said: "Not yet." He further explained consciously: "I'm not interested in imperfect human bodies."

Sure enough, it was Kong Sen's weird answer, without any normal people's thinking in it. Fang Han teased coldly: "There is no perfect flesh and blood body, you can fight it yourself." The special Kong Sen can realize it by himself.

Kong Sen didn't like others to make jokes about his profession, but Fang Han felt that this kind of joke sounded good to him, and he said to himself, "But maybe it's not necessary now."

Fang Han frowned, knowing that Kong Sen meant something, but he couldn't figure out what Kong Sen was implying. Forget it, ignoring weird people is a waste of time. Well, after the bamboo shoots absorb the thick soup, it tastes better than pork belly .

Kong Sen, who had been observing Fang Han, asked, "You don't like meat?"

Don't know what to say, where did all this nonsense come from, Fang Han was thinking how to shut up Kong Sen, a dog's head slapped on his thigh cheaply.

Da Pao blinked and said, eating too much meat is not good, but it can't be wasted, so let me help Xiao Fang solve your problem, lick your tongue, and then lick your tongue...

Fang Han, who had a puddle of saliva rubbed on his pants, had no other choice. He picked up a large piece of meat from the vegetable bowl and put it in his mouth to suck off the excess salt before feeding it to him. Already hungry cannon.

After swallowing the meat, the cannon suddenly raised its head and sniffed the air. This is a strange phenomenon. The one-way radio waves sent from the glasses to Xiaofang are very strong...

Kong Sen adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, smiling half a smile, Fang Han's tough guy's gentleness when he got along with Da Pao could make him want to keep his eyes on him, put down the bowls and chopsticks politely, got up and left his seat and said: "Thank you for the hospitality, I will return If you have something to do, let's go first."

Typically, he would run away after eating, but Fang Han was also happy for this person to disappear before his eyes, and said, "Walk slowly."

Kong Sen did have business to do, but it was not a situation where he needed to drive out. But just as he walked out of the apartment building, he caught a doll falling from the sky. Guess where it fell from, the floor is not particularly high, and there are bright decorative lights on the building, so he can easily see who is holding on to the railing of a certain balcony and looking down...

It seems that golden retrievers like to pick things up. Anyway, the cannon is like this. Even when playing on the terrace, it still bites its favorite partner, a soft little magpie that can say that it loves tiger oil. The railing stood up and looked at the scenery. When he was in a good mood, he wanted to howl at night, and then he opened his mouth. Oh, no, the little magpie flew downstairs!

So Fang Han, who was playing with Cannon on the balcony, witnessed the scene that made him want to say "Damn". Although the toy is too small and light to hurt anyone, it still needs to be checked to be at ease, but why? Ah, Da Pao, did you do it on purpose, did you have to provoke such a person?

Kong Sen raised the doll and shook it towards Fang Han, and put it in his pocket again, saying that he would settle accounts with Fang Han in the future, and then he felt relaxed and happy that this was God's revelation to him. Tiger Oil's Good News Bird!

When Kong Sen walked away, Fang Han looked at the cannon with a smile, silently, "Dog inside, I have something to tell you!"

The heartless Cannon also took the initiative to come over, Xiao Fang, looking at him so affectionately, do you have something to whisper to him, wagging his tail happily...

Looking at the cannon who is so self-sufficiently cute and offensive, Fang Han sighed, that's all, the future is long.

At night, Fang Han woke up again after sleeping for a while. He was concerned to see how Cannon slept. It's exaggerated, twisting and twisting a little more can twist it into twists, and the integrity is broken and you can't pick it up.

In another apartment on the same floor, Kong Sen was moving the huge bodybuilding photo of Fang Han, which was one of his signing rewards, into the bedroom, and hung it where he could see it every day when he opened his eyes. He smiled happily, but in fact, he was just a dangerous man who finally found his favorite prey...