The screenwriter of the great god of snails

The New Year's Day holiday is over in a blink of an eye, and a lot of things happened during the period, let's talk about it one by one.

Rewinding the time a little bit, it will be the night of December 12st. There are so many New Year's Eve shows across the country competing in prime time for viewing, but the audience who want to join in the fun are too busy.

After dinner, in the villa, two people and two dogs sat on the sofa in front of the TV, waiting to watch the New Year's Eve party of a certain TV station that has dominated the ratings for several years in a row.

Who is outstanding? Lu Xirong, who appeared in a brand new international style, performed a Latin-style song with a big change in style. The name of the song is quite dazzling, called "Chrisma", which is really worthy of the name The local charm dominates, she sings well, dances beautifully, and turns the audience up without hesitation. The bold girl immediately commented excitedly on the Internet, Lu Xirong is so handsome today that people can't get their legs together Ah, following the various god replies, they all joined in the pursuit of Lu Xirong.

Who made a fool of himself, Yang Zhanfei's children's shoes are also, how did he make a fool of himself, he was afraid that he would forget the lyrics, and he fell under nervousness not long after taking the stage with the group member Mei Leyu, but he was not injured, but he just fell Not very good-looking, Mei Leyu, who hastily helped people up, was sweating profusely, but if there is a loss, there is a gain. Although Xiaobei lost face, he won popularity, adding a lot of joy to the youth of Yangmei Group and the positioning of entertainment. , many fans praised wildly, he is worthy of being my generation's cute god, and he fell so lovingly on horses and parties!

Therefore, the movie "Qiao Shu" starring Lu Xirong and Yang Zhanfei also attracted a lot of attention in an instant, which has a more eye-catching effect than pure hype and publicity. Everyone is eagerly waiting for the movie to be released.

Yes, the title of Tian Luo's screenwriter's debut work has been finalized. This is the incisive result of the relevant experts' rapid deliberation. The heroine of the movie is called "Qiaoshu", so the name of the movie should also be called "Qiaoshu". , because you can know whose story the movie is about just by looking at the name of the movie, so it makes the soul of the movie more cohesive.

Later, when it was almost midnight, Xie Zheng pulled Tian Luo into the yard, what to do, kiss to welcome the New Year, why didn't you warm up the kiss in the house in the cold weather, because he secretly arranged a heart-to-heart arrangement here in advance The little fireworks, childish enough, but also warm enough, all kinds of fireworks lit up on the ground, he hugged Tian Luo like a hungry tiger and started to eat.

This kind of blunt and clumsy romance made Tian Luo overwhelmed, so he had to compromise and enjoy it.

Dawang, who came to the yard with him, was not happy anymore, barking and expressing his dissatisfaction, thank you gangster, you are almost done, let Master Tian Luo breathe!

The big girl who was also paying close attention had to patiently remind Dawang, silly boy, don't meddle in other people's business, if you disturb other people's sweetness, you will be kicked by the horse!

Dawang thought about it, yes, so he said to Da Niuzi, hey, how about we howl to cheer them up and wish them a happy New Year?

Da Niuzi thinks this is a pretty good proposal.

Tian Luo thought that the two barking dogs were frightened by the little fireworks, so he asked Xie Zheng worriedly, "What about the firecrackers during the Chinese New Year?"

Xie Zheng didn't feel at ease, he thought about reminding Ma Yi, the dog nanny, tomorrow, so he would do that.

What is Ma Yi doing at this time, hey, he is really aggrieved when he talks about it.

Do you know which other types of work are very diligent when the New Year's Day strikes? This, when the holidays come, people often neglect to take precautions, and car thieves have an opportunity to take advantage of it. It is very busy, so they are lost because they are alone, so they are alone on a whim Ma Yi, who went to a cultural square to participate in a large-scale New Year celebration, found that his car was lost when he returned to the parking lot. Standing in the night wind for a few minutes, he just wanted to call one person for help, and then that person came quickly.

Xiang Da said: "What are you thinking, why don't you get in the car?" He said it plainly, but he was a little excited in his heart. Ma Yi can find him when he needs help. Does this mean that he is in Ma Yi's eyes? Does it have a certain special status?

When Ma Yi got into the car slowly, Xiang Da smelled the faint smell of alcohol, and said angrily, "Drinking? You still drive after drinking!"

Ma Yi fastened his seat belt, sighed and said: "Your nose is good, I just drank a little, and I am far away from drunk driving. To tell you the truth, what I drank alone today is lonely, is it ridiculous? ?”

Xiang Da said: "It's not ridiculous, it's more appropriate to say it's sad, why don't people steal other people's cars?" In fact, he wanted to thank the thief who stole the car, otherwise he wouldn't have the opportunity to act as a hero to save the beauty, no? , This is a good show of the hero saving the fat.

Ma Yi said depressedly: "Why did I call you so hard? I am so unlucky, you still have the heart to mock me, don't you?" In fact, I am glad that I contacted Xiangda, because of this Opening his mouth is someone who speaks against him vitriolicly, and he can quickly recover from a slump to a state of sobriety.

Xiang Da smiled without saying a word, and asked again: "Where are you going?" He didn't mind going on a night out with Ma Yi as if it was a date.

Ma Yi said: "Go home." He said it very coldly, he misses his relatives a lot during the festive season, but does he have any dear relatives now, why don't he go back to his nest and continue to be lonely.

He arrived at the place quickly, but Xiang Da refused to leave, and the reason he held was also sufficient. It was already late, and it was not worth the fuss, so he had to condescend to rest here for a while Let's talk at dawn.

After all, he was the one who troubled others first, so Ma Yi couldn't refuse, and then he had to furnish Xiang Da's guest room, because he knew that Xiang Da was obsessed with cleanliness, and if he didn't answer carefully, Xiang Da would definitely speak viciously again. All kinds of unreasonable arguments, finally he pointed at the clean and tidy small environment, and teased Xiang Da like a waiter in the shop: "Master, are you satisfied?"

Xiang Da nodded and said: "It would be even better if there is another bed warmer." Only he himself knows that this sentence is not just a joke.

Ma Yi offered a clear "Ah bah!" before going out to prepare for his bedtime.

After washing up, Ma Yi still didn't feel sleepy. He was lazy on the sofa in the living room while watching TV and surfing the Internet with his mobile phone. It was purely boring to focus on two things. Later, he was really bored, so he lifted his pajamas and poked his belly, saying to himself Sang Xin said to himself: "Are you getting fat again, grandma!"

So Xiang Dazheng, who came out of the guest room at this time, saw this scene that made him feel distracted instantly, so incredible that he couldn't believe it, and asked himself in his heart when he became so interested in beer belly!

Seeing Da Fu's forehead, Ma Yi asked with concern: "Do you have a headache?"

Xiang Da was speechless, his aesthetic view was distorted because of a fat man, didn't he have a terrible headache!

Seeing that Xiang Da seems to be fine, Ma Yi joked: "Well, it's enough for you to have a headache, a certain famous star in your family was caught taking drugs in a crowd, shame on you!" The mobile phone of the unconfirmed negative headline dangled in front of Xiang Da's eyes.

Xiang Da was furious, he just got the news, but it was too late to suppress the matter, the comments on the Internet were flying all over the place, even this fat man could happily bury him, suddenly he had an idea, very He wanted to take off the pants of this frightened fat man and spank his butt to relieve his anger, but he kept his sanity perfectly for the time being, because he had to talk to Xie Zheng first!

At present, the situation of the country's crackdown on pornography, gambling and drugs is extremely severe. Besides, no matter how crazy the entertainment industry is, there is a bottom line. Drug abuse is not a trivial matter. To a bigger extent, it is related to the reputation of the entire entertainment industry. The two "stars" and "drug abuse" The combination of unrelated nouns will produce a shocking chemical reaction. Almost all stars who have a relationship with drugs will encounter career bottlenecks in their future development, and then fall into a slump until they are abandoned by the entertainment industry. No matter how good an image you have or how many good deeds you have done, "If you get poisoned, you will die" is like a curse rooted in every star.

Speaking of which, Zhenggang and Jiekai are regarded as a family. It is acceptable for an artist to join in, but if more artists are involved, it will be a huge loss. We must hurry up to remedy the current disadvantages. It's not good to lose money at the beginning of the year.

Xie Zhengzheng really wanted to chop up that stupid celebrity with his own hands, obviously he could have sex with Xiao Tianluoer all night long, but now he is doing well, just when he was about to get to the point, he had to stop, and called his assistant, Forget it, Fang Han finally took a complete vacation and went directly to Fang Chu!

Immediately following was Qiu Liang who also wanted to chop someone up. After finally embracing the beauty, he had to hurry up and sing every night. Fang Chu didn’t want Fang Chu to deal with urgent business after receiving the order, leaving only naked He hugged the quilt and sat on the bed like a little daughter-in-law unwillingly, woo woo woo...

Tian Luo came downstairs to drink water, thinking of Xie Zheng who was still busy on the phone upstairs, laughed, it seems that the new year will be another busy year!