The bottom lane is forbidden to show affection [e-sports]

The audience was shown their faces and cried loudly in the barrage area.

Although falling in love itself is a sweet and disturbing thing, it often makes people upset and has mixed feelings. How many people love and hate it, and they can't extricate themselves from it.

But the love of the little lunatic is different.

That's Yu Yuze!

He is also good-looking, has a gentle personality, and has the best temper in the world.Even if you don't do anything, you can exude a charming aura by simply going to that station. Such a person with a personality charm at the ceiling level is simply synonymous with the beauty in the world.

Having trouble with him?

joke!

No matter who I change, I am afraid that I can wake up with a smile every night from my dream.

Everyone can see that the main purpose of Chi Feng's live broadcast today is to show affection, but apart from some viewers who have become so sour and out of their minds that they will only post passionate and insulting barrages, more people are excited and excited in a short period of time. After going to the top, he was able to understand Chi Feng more or less.

After all, many people saw Yu Yuze's abnormal behavior when he started a live broadcast last night to help Chi Feng make up time, and along with his official announcement on Weibo later, it spread wildly on major Internet platforms.

Unbelievable rumors and conspiracy theories fermented wildly overnight, including but not limited to -

'Yu Yuze was kidnapped/threatened by Chi Feng'

'Yu Yuze got drunk and lost his mind'

'Yu Yuze was drugged by Chi Feng'

However, after countless netizens finally calmed down and thought about it calmly, they discovered that the instigator of this "lemon essence on the whole network" situation...

It turned out to be themselves!

As soon as the little lunatic started the live broadcast, the barrage in the live broadcast room must be all kinds of personal attacks. This kind of scene is common to everyone, so it's not surprising.

Nowadays, the pressure of life is generally very high. Who hasn't encountered something unpleasant about school, work, car loan, mortgage, family, and love?

However, Chi Feng's domineering and domineering personality is inherently a physique of hatred, and he does not regard himself as a public figure at all. When he has a certain influence, he will always make some "like black fans" and "connotation sunset" on the Internet. Bo Xia and his fans are talking about the confusing operation of "applying for and working as a late cp super chat host".

The result is that the negative emotions of the netizens are locked in a straight line, and they feel uncomfortable if they don't scold him for a day.

But most people miss one point.

Chi Feng has seen this kind of scene a lot for a long time, and the fortress of his heart is getting stronger and stronger. He has long been used to being scolded, and he can automatically filter the verbal abuse from the barrage, turning a blind eye.

But Yu Yuze can't do it.

During Yu Yuze's live broadcast on weekdays, all the audiences are a combination of truth, kindness and beauty, all of them are kind-hearted, and the barrage is full of harmony and harmony, full of 'Yu Shen', 'brother', 'baby' and 'dear'.

He has never experienced this kind of suffering in the world where he was picked out and scolded on the first two pages of his household registration book.

The little lunatic always does some unpopular things. The audience has been angry with him for a long time and has great opinions. But when they turn around, they find out from the game scenes and the hero Mike that this person has been enjoying Yu Yuze's every kind of indulgence and love. Pamper.

Who can bear this! ?

Everyone has emotions and desires, and the audience is naive in the final analysis, like kindergarten children who often fight for the favor of their favorite teacher, agreeing that one person will receive a candy, and that is a candy.

Chi Feng is that mischievous one who also likes to please the teacher, and can always get a few more candies.

His classmates didn't like him in the first place, and he jumped on the table braggingly to show off to the world, saying that his bag was full of candy from Yu Yuze.

Can others not get angry when they look at him?

Everyone was furious, and always felt that Yu Yuze didn't know Chi Feng's nature, so he was confused by his rhetoric.

Therefore, when Yu Yuze appeared in Chi Feng's live broadcast room, the audience's muscle memory was triggered, and they began to frantically complain in front of Yu Yuze, denouncing Chi Feng's actions.

When Yu Yuze remained silent in front of the camera in the live broadcast room, everyone felt that something was wrong, but they didn't realize what was wrong.

Everyone figured it out after the fact, it was because some of the barrage words were too intense, which caused Yu Yuze to rebound and get angry.

And this anger, Chi Feng became the biggest beneficiary.

I don't know if it was done on purpose by the officials, but the hero Mike Crazy also took advantage of the heat and happened to come out the next morning.

That "husband" hit the soul directly.

The whole network is broken in love.

The well-known dog licking became a master of love, and many people beat their chests and stamped their feet, resentful.

But after watching the live broadcast and hearing Chi Feng's words just now, he felt dissatisfied.

Ignoring all external factors, Chi Feng has only Yu Yuze in his eyes from the beginning to the end.

Even though he was ridiculed by the whole network, and scolded for licking dogs for several months, he has never been stingy with his liking, willing to lower his posture, open his mouth to speak love words, and rack his brains every day to change tricks to please Yu Yuze.

Many people ask themselves and feel that it is difficult for them to do it.

Chi Feng chatted with the barrage for a while on the topic just now, and deeply analyzed the situation in this private message from his own perspective, then pushed his glasses and made a conclusion.

"In short, if you really like your girlfriend, it is recommended to talk to her. If she is willing to work with you to repair the relationship between the two of you, there is still a lot of drama. If you find that she is not very willing after the talk , you should stop the loss in time. Relationship is a matter between two people, and it is useless for one person to force it."

The viewer who sent this private message was obviously watching the live broadcast, and the voice fell behind. Chi Feng saw him send a "thank you" to himself in the private message in the background.

So Chi Feng deleted the screenshot just now from the live broadcast screen, clicked on a random one in the vast list of private messages, and put the screenshot on it.

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Maple God, Maple God, help!

I have been chasing the girl I like for more than two years. During this period, he talked about 3 boyfriends on and off, but they all broke up after a short time together.I really like him, but she has been vehemently refusing to agree to my confession, nor explicitly refusing to say that she doesn't like me, and always ambiguously saying that she doesn't want to fall in love, doesn't believe in love or something.

Some time ago, I asked her out for dinner on her birthday, but she rejected me again. The reason was that our two zodiac signs were not compatible. She said that she is an Aries and I am a Taurus, so we are not suitable.

I'm really tired this time, but I still can't let it go.My friend keeps telling me to give up, saying that she is not interested in me at all, and that there is no point in wasting my time here as a licking dog...

I saw Yu Yuze's Weibo yesterday and I immediately became a follower. This wave of operations is simply a godsend for you!

So I really want to ask me what you think about this, please!

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After reading this passage in a serious manner, Chi Feng didn't know what kind of funny point was poked at him, and suddenly he lost the serious look he had in class just now, and his expression was obviously holding back a smile.

"This brother is very interesting!"

As he said that, Chi Feng raised his eyes in front of the camera, and then reached out to lift the camera up and shook it crazily. The audience felt dizzy from the first perspective, and had a strong sense of substitution, as if he had been lifted up and turned around a few times.

After a while, Chi Feng put the camera back to its original position, adjusted the angle and leaned over to get closer. His eyes, as black as ink, were as deep as the night sky, staring intently at the center of the camera.

The little lunatic is really handsome, which even black fans can't deny.

When Chi Feng brought his face closer, all the audience, regardless of gender, couldn't help but lean back. They always felt that this gaze passed through the screen, hitting the soul directly like a self-guided navigation.

"You know it yourself, why are you asking me?"

After staring at the camera and finishing speaking, Chi Feng sat back obediently, sighed in front of the camera, and said in a tone of hatred.

"Constellation? I admit that sometimes this thing is really accurate. However, if Yu Yuze stood in front of me and said that he wanted to fall in love with me, I took out my phone and checked, and found that our zodiac signs were not compatible, so I rejected him. So what's the difference between me and an idiot?"

After Chi Feng finished speaking, even he couldn't help laughing "puchi", patted the table and said with righteous indignation: "I will only drop the phone with my backhand and say hello to your mother's constellation. Even if he is divorced and has two children, fortune-telling He also said that he ordered Rickoff, and I knelt down on one knee and proposed directly, and I was willing to change my name to Pixar's surname."

After finishing speaking, Yu Yuze half-lyed on the bed hugging Pixar and his stomach ached from laughing. He couldn't help but sit up and scolded him: "Fuck you, who are you talking about?!"

Although the sound effect of the earphones was not as good as that of the condenser mics used in the live broadcast, because the room was very quiet and the bed was not far away, Yu Yuze deliberately raised the volume in order to appear fierce, and the audience heard everything.

But because of the smile tainted in his tone, it was obvious that it was a rebuke between passionate lovers.

On weekdays, Yu Yuze has always been polite and courteous, but how have millions of viewers ever heard him talk to others in such a flirtatious tone? !

So they flipped the table one after another, and collectively turned into lemon essence.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah】

[So Yuzawa has been listening by the side? ? ? 】

【grass!What kind of blessing is this, I feel sour]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh Chi Feng is here! ! ! 】

【Crap, you should kill him quickly】

[The mentality is broken, brothers, I was forced to steal my house by this]

【Pi Feng, can you not be so obvious about stealing music】

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Chi Feng originally said this to make Yu Yuze happy, and when he saw him smile, he immediately raised the corners of his mouth to follow the music, and deliberately made a cowardly look like he was afraid of being beaten, nodding and bowing his head to apologize: "Wrong, wrong, my wife, please forgive me!"

Yu Yuze was also willing to make trouble with him, and he snorted coldly with smiling eyes, then hugged Pixar in his arms to the side, and got off the bed to look for shoes.

"You're done, we Scorpios are very vengeful, so I'll write it down for you in my little notebook."

"Ah? Is it so serious?" Chi Feng always had a smile in his eyes, but he showed a look of panic and fear. He scratched his head in a hurry and stood up from the chair, "Then I, a Virgo, should do something What can fix it?"

Yu Yuze went to the trap and squatted down to search for it. He raised his voice and said, "Sit there and don't move, and wait for me."

"Hey, good."

Chi Chaoqiao Feng sat down on the gaming chair again, sighed softly, and said seriously to the camera: "If you don't understand, just ask, is there any brother who has studied the constellations? How long does it usually take for a Virgo and a Scorpio to be together?" Can you enter the palace of marriage?"

The author has something to say: Chi Feng: That’s why I said I treat you as brothers. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Thanks guys

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