The bottom lane is forbidden to show affection [e-sports]

The barrage was covered with "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", no one has the time to answer Chi Feng's question.

Facing the barrage with no information, Chi Feng could only sigh again, then leaned back in his chair and turned around.

All viewers can clearly see that the little lunatic in the picture is not looking at the camera, but is always locked on a blind spot that has not been photographed.

Who is looking, the answer is self-evident.

Millions of viewers waited anxiously for a long time, and finally saw the little lunatic sitting up from the chair suddenly, looking in a certain direction with his eyes smiling.

After a while, there was an extra figure in that direction on the live broadcast screen.

The shooting range of the camera is the little lunatic sitting on the chair. Because of the angle problem and Yu Yuze is standing, there is no way to capture his face.

But also because of this, what appeared in the camera was Yu Yuze's beautiful slender waist, which was captured by countless fans and used as a mobile phone screensaver, and praised countless times.

With the light gray background wall, the waist line outlined by the off-white sweater is particularly obvious. Looking down, you can see the straight and slender long legs. The perfect body proportions are fully exposed in front of the camera, which has attracted countless fans. Looking forward to seeing and scratching my heart in front of the screen.

In front of countless audiences, Chi Feng raised his hand and hooked Yu Yuze's waist to embrace him, and put his hand on his crotch very skillfully, using the movement of playing the piano to lightly tap his fingers a few times, He raised his head and smiled blatantly.

"Didn't you say you want to clean me up, that's all?"

After speaking, Chi Feng raised his chin and opened his mouth with a smile.

In the next second, Yu Yuze squeezed a slice of orange into his mouth, and his clear and moving voice was full of smiles: "I punish you to taste whether this orange is sour. If it is sour, I will eat it for you. If it is sweet, I will eat it myself."

"Well, I think..."

Chi Feng's bright eyes shone like crushed stars, he opened his mouth and bit the orange into his mouth, feeling the sweet and sour juice explode in his mouth, he tasted it carefully for a long time before raising his head and staring at it again. Yu Yuze licked his lips lightly and circled the person around him, raised his other hand to open his palm to him.

"Why don't you just give me one and let me eat it myself. No matter how you feed it to my mouth, it will be sweet, and I can't analyze it objectively."

"Forget it, you have a sweet mouth. I throw a handful of cat food in and you can praise it with your eyes closed. Let me taste it myself." Yu Yuze smiled lightly, broke off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, then nodded, He said vaguely, "Well, it's okay, a little sour, but the kind of sour I like."

Chi Feng, who was always defiant, had a dazzling smile at this time, his eyes were as gentle as honey: "Then you eat."

"Since it works so hard to grow sour and sweet, let's eat it together." Yu Yuze smiled and broke the peeled orange in half, and put the smaller half in Chi Feng's palm: "But the punishment is still the same." You will be punished, and you will eat the younger ones."

Chi Feng smiled and nodded: "Okay, I'll give you the big one."

The barrage collectively lost its mind.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[Ah ah ah ah ah grass! 】

[Mom asked me why I watched the live broadcast with red eyes, I left a drop of lemon tears and told my mother that oranges are so sour]

[Quickly let go of your hands!I don't allow it! 】

【Otherwise, I'll pay to watch it... This is too much】

[I TM directly soul wear Chi Feng ah ah ah ah ah ah]

[At this time, an audience member called an ambulance because Yu Yuze was too sweet]

[This live broadcast content is also sour and sweet, I admire QAQ]

In front of everyone, Yu Yuze personally proved that he was not kidnapped.

As long as the audience watching the live broadcast had grown ears, they could hear the pampering in his tone almost overflowing.

Millions of netizens cried and fell in love twice in one day.

Seeing the barrage of "This waist is perfect", "I want to cuddle" and "I want to hug" all over the screen, Chi Feng fell ill on the spot, glared at the camera angrily, and turned off the camera with his backhand.

"Where are you looking, you guys, don't look at a famous grass that has its own owner, don't look at it, don't look at it from now on!"

The audience suddenly cried louder

As soon as the camera was turned off, Chi Feng was a lot more courageous than before, and as soon as he squeezed his hands hard, he wanted to hook Yu Yuze and sit on his lap.

After all, the live broadcast was not over yet, even though he knew that the audience would not be able to see it, Yu Yuze still felt a little uncomfortable in front of the camera, struggling to run but did not dare to move too much to avoid making noise.

After realizing that he was completely unable to withstand Chi Feng's strength, Yu Yuze had no choice but to lower his head and chuckle, and simply gave up. Now that he had come, he turned around and found a comfortable position to sit on, and unconsciously put his hand on Chi Feng's shoulder superior.

This time Chi Feng was so happy, he put on a smile of a winner in life, hugged him tightly in his arms, and kissed him silently.

The microphone was not turned off, and the earphones were worn by Chi Feng close at hand. Yu Yuze didn't dare to make any sound, and pinched his arm lightly with a suppressed smile.

Chi Feng talked coquettishly, but B Shu kept it in his heart, so of course he wouldn't make too much noise.

He took off the earphones and put them away on the table, then cleared his throat solemnly, and said earnestly into the microphone.

"So, did you see that brother just now? If a person likes you, you can probably detect it in the process of getting along. Don't deceive yourself, if you don't feel it, you don't have it, except for those secret loves that are cowardly and can be hidden , without exception."

Not long after the voice was behind, Chi Feng saw the other party send a simple and rude "QAQ" in a private message in the background.

Seeing this grievance emoji, Chi Feng, who embraced the beauty back home, couldn't help but want to laugh, and immediately pointed to Yu Yuze.

What is the situation with this netizen just now Chi Feng read it out, Yu Yuze naturally knew what was going on, he glanced in the direction indicated by Chi Feng, then lowered his eyes and smiled, stuffed a piece of orange into Chi Feng's mouth, and used Said in the gentle tone most familiar to the audience.

"It's true. You can't hide your liking for someone. Even Chi Feng can realize that I have a crush on him when I don't express anything to prove it. He is really stupid enough."

Hearing what he said, Chi Feng was unhappy, and looked at him with feigned anger: "What kind of talk is this, what do you mean even me? Why is my love master so stupid, don't tear me down."

Yu Yuze no longer disrupted the situation, but shrugged his shoulders, his expression somewhat speechless.

Well, who was it that just squatted on the ground holding back the grievance and crying?

After being bragged for a while, she swelled up, and she really shined when given some sunshine, and she was very confident.

stupid one.

The two sat here, sang together, and helped the audience analyze their relationship problems for a long time from their own perspectives.

During this process, Yu Yuze was serious about helping everyone solve problems.

But Chi Feng's true nature was gradually exposed, and he began to make endless speeches showing affection, changing the subject at every turn, and began to tell the beautiful love story between himself and Yu Yuze.

And focus on praising his hard work against the current to pursue his wife, and praising the dog-licking spirit of never admitting defeat.

The audience ate dog food for an afternoon, and when the live broadcast room was closed, they were so sour that they burst into tears. They opened Weibo with hatred, searched for @下路不是外法地, and wanted to scold, but found that this person just posted it a minute ago Created a new Weibo and pinned it to the top.

@下路is not a place outside the law v

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This microblog is the same as Yu Yuze’s post yesterday, without any subtitles. Instead, he posted a picture of Jiugongge in a simple and crude way. The content is all about the bouquet of flowers that Chi Feng was holding in his hand during the live broadcast. Different filters and angles are enough. You can see how much the people who took the photos went to the trouble.

The onlookers rushed to the battlefield to comment one after another, but when they clicked in, they found that the number one commenter had become Chi Feng himself.

[I still want to ask the professionals how to keep this bouquet of flowers permanently in the best way, please send the details to email [email protected], and I will be rewarded with a lot of money. ]

After posting Weibo, Chi Feng put the phone on the table casually, stretched his arms on the gaming chair with a satisfied face, then stood up and went to the bathroom to find Yu Yuze who was washing his hands, and grabbed him from behind. hold on.

"My wife's waist is really dead." As he spoke, Chi Feng rested his chin on his shoulder, rubbed his hands dishonestly on his waist, and let out a sigh from his throat, "From now on, only I can hug, only I can touch."

Yu Yuze was ticklish, so he shrank a bit from his indifferent way of doing things. After washing off the soap on his hand, he turned off the faucet, raised his hand and slapped him on his forearm, and cast a sideways glance at him in the mirror: " No one else touched it except you."

Hearing this, Chi Feng's eyes suddenly lit up: "Really?!"

Yu Yuze glared at him: "Do you think that everyone is like you and has no sense of propriety?"

Hearing this, Chi Feng was very unconvinced, and snorted coldly and rubbed against his neck: "Hmph, a bunch of cowards. If someone you like doesn't strike early, then it's for me."

"Your thoughts are dangerous, so don't publicize them in the future." Yu Yuze raised his hand and pinched his face lightly, and said with a smile, "Fortunately, I like you, otherwise all your previous behaviors would be sexual harassment."

As soon as these three words appeared, Chi Feng immediately got excited, and said with bright eyes: "Then forget it now, we are already together, can we..."

Chi Feng deliberately didn't finish his sentence, and finally made a long and suggestive voice, staring at Yu Yuze through the mirror in front of him intently, carefully observing his reaction.

Of course Yu Yuze understood what he meant.

Facing the bright mirror in front of him, Yu Yuze felt a sense of embarrassment that he had nowhere to hide. His Adam's apple couldn't help but rolled a bit, pretending to be calm on the surface, but his ears turned red quietly.

"If you're at the base...forget it, it's too..."

Before the words fell, Chi Feng felt as if he had been hit by five thunders. If it hadn't been for Yu Yuze's waist, he would have almost lost his footing, and complained with a sad face: "But we still have a long time to fight, you can't let me Wait until you retire!? Yu Yuze, I will suffocate to death!"

Hearing the little lunatic start calling himself Yu Yuze by name and surname, he knew he was really anxious, but facing the mirror, Yu Yuze always felt flushed and didn't even know where to look.

Discussing this kind of topic face to face with myself in the mirror and Chi Feng is too shameful.

So, he dragged Chi Feng to escape from this place of right and wrong, and after sitting down on the bed, he hugged Pixar who was sleeping on his back to ease the embarrassment.

Although Chi Feng didn't remember what happened that night, he still had a deep impression on him.

Some voices are really unstoppable.

Even if you want to forbear from the bottom of your heart.

At that time, even in the hotel with the best sound insulation, he felt that the noise was too loud...

After thinking about it, Yu Yuze couldn't help but start to brainstorm, his face was getting hotter and hotter, he glanced at the gap on the edge of the door from the corner of his eye, buried his head and said hesitantly: "But the sound insulation of the base is really almost meaningless, it's easy It's embarrassing to be heard by others. It's okay if you use your hands to help you like last time... If you want to play for real, I'm afraid..."

Hearing the first half of the words, Chi Feng was completely hopeless, but when he heard the second half of the sudden interpretation of the incredible information, his pupils shrank and his face turned pale with shock.

"Last time! Did you just say last time?" Chi Feng squatted on the ground and grabbed Yu Yuze's hand that was stroking the cat, with question marks all over his head, "Didn't you say that you don't remember when you're drunk?!"

Oops.

Accidentally broke the chat.

Yu Yuze's face was completely red, and without a word, he stuffed Pixar into Chi Feng's arms, quickly threw off his slippers like an ostrich, and got under the covers without saying a word.

Chi Feng has never doubted Yu Yuze's words for a long time, never thought that this person would lie, he was stunned for a long time before he realized, he put Pixar on the ground excitedly, climbed onto the bed and put Yu Yuze's whole body through the quilt. frame under yourself.

"You always remembered that you deliberately lied to me, you little fool!"

Chi Feng pulled the quilt to expose Yu Yuze's head, and said with a smirk: "Now you repeat what you said that night obediently, and I will let you go."

Lying on the bed, Yu Yuze's hair was disheveled, panting out of breath, and looking at Chi Feng, his eyes were like a frightened deer, with a trace of panic.

And Chi Feng pressed the four corners of the quilt to imprison Yu Yuze underneath, maintaining this posture condescendingly looking down at his charming appearance at this time, suddenly his temples twitched.

wrong.

How could this scene be so familiar?

Yu Yuze's expression, his actions.

I've definitely seen it before!

The author has something to say: Chi Feng's memory recovery progress bar:

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!