The bottom lane is forbidden to show affection [e-sports]

Chi Feng sighed after waiting for a long time before someone taught him how to deal with the bouquet of flowers.

He couldn't help sniffing the fragrant lily in front of the camera, and then carefully placed it in the most conspicuous position where the camera could shoot it. He looked sideways at the barrage for a long time, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and put the lily hanging around his neck. The necklace ripped from the neckline.

"Ah, what?" Chi Feng looked at the camera with an innocent expression, blinking his eyes pretending to be puzzled, "Are you asking about this necklace?"

After speaking behind, Yu Yuze who was half leaning on the bed couldn't help but chuckle.

Chi Feng stretched out his index finger and scratched the side of his face, tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that were crazily raised, hung the necklace outside brightly, and explained solemnly: "This is indeed Yu Yuze's, he secretly gave it to me while I was sleeping. I don’t even know what I wore. Alas, I actually talked to him, and I said that you have worn this necklace for so long and you like it so much. If you really want to give it to me, you can just buy another one. He disagrees. Let me take it."

After the voice fell behind, the barrage broke through in an instant, and began to howl like ghosts and wolves.

【Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah】

[Did someone ask him about the necklace?anyone there? ? 】

[Why, my girlfriend and I have been talking for two years and haven't received a necklace yet]

[Who TM asked you, you make up the barrage here, ask yourself and answer yourself]

【Thank you, already reported】

【Chi Feng, the son of Yu Xuan, the god who licks dog rings】

……

Chi Feng was obviously satisfied with the barrage's response.

He slowly opened the game, logged in to his account, outlined a careless arc at the corner of his mouth, adjusted the position of the earphones, and talked into the microphone.

"I know that many people don't like me, but believe it or not, I have always treated you as brothers from the bottom of my heart, and tried to get along with you as ordinary people. But I didn't expect good fortune to trick people, and I didn't hide it in the end."

After opening the game, Chi Feng has not entered the waiting list for a long time.

Instead, click on Yu Yuze's personal information in the separate friend list, let the big characters [AD will not be a spear of revenge] echo with his ID [Xialu is not a place outside the law], turn down the sound of the background music, Seeing the popularity of the live broadcast room continue to rise, he leaned back in his chair and cleared his throat to continue.

"I admit that I have an unshirkable responsibility for this matter. I did not give him enough sense of security, so I made him act impulsively, and made the relationship between the two of us public on Weibo. I reflect deeply, and now I sincerely apologize here through the live broadcast, and I hope my brothers can understand. You may not be able to see that Yu Yuze is really possessive, which often makes me feel overwhelmed and difficult to be a human being."

[Dog barks? 】

[Who is your brother, get out! 】

【Where is Yuzeren, did you kidnap him QAQ! 】

[The revenge of taking a wife is irreconcilable! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm crazy! !go on!I have enough traffic! 】

[Stop playing professionally, Master of Love is starting a class, please beg]

……

Yu Yuze's popularity was too high. One second before the official announcement, the next second he was directly out of the circle.

The hot search has attracted countless people who eat melons. The popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded [-] million from one million, and it is still growing exponentially. If it is not for the operation of the background server of Shark TV, I am afraid that it will be paralyzed long ago.

The little lunatic was scolded for licking dogs for several months, and suddenly he was honored as the "son of Yu Xuan" and "master of love", and soon felt the joy of pretending.

Turn over once, feel proud, and celebrate the New Year ahead of schedule.

At this time, I couldn't use a cigarette as a prop to help myself pretend to be aggressive. Chi Feng felt very sorry, and felt a lot of emotion, and sighed in front of the camera.

"Oh, for him, I quit smoking. I really like the words of Senior Xingye. Yu Yuze is really delicate. I don't eat raw meat, and I don't eat cooked onions. I'm clumsy and can't cook. In the future When the two of us get married after retiring from the military, we may have to hire a three-star Michelin chef to handle three meals a day. But brothers, don’t worry, I will take good care of him. The biggest advantage of me is my single-mindedness and deep love.”

After saying these words, Chi Feng deliberately paused, his playful expression suddenly became serious, and he spoke slowly.

"I will give him the best thing you can imagine."

In the camera, the boy's eyes always make people feel a little familiar.

Someone soon recalled that Chi Feng, who was just a fledgling in the summer competition, publicly shouted Yu Yuze to the camera after defeating EOL, his eyes were also firm at that time.

Gradually, the sour taste of the barrage seemed to be less heavy.

Immediately overwhelmed by all kinds of questions about love.

[The girl who has been chasing for three years has always been indifferent, why does she neither refuse nor agree? I have sent a private message]

[Is the ultimate secret of getting love really to be a dog licking?]

[Share the secret of love, I really need it]

[I'm giving unilaterally to my girlfriend, and I live like a licking dog. To be honest, it's really uncomfortable, and maybe the breakup is not far away]

【Look at the private message, bro, can I help my situation?】

……

The barrage suddenly filled the screen begging to read private messages. Chi Feng was curious for a moment, so he clicked into the inbox of 99+ in the background.

Maybe it was because the traffic was too heavy, and the webpage even had a long delay and freezing. Chi Feng waited for a long time before successfully opening it.

At first glance, apart from the heartfelt words of Yu Yuze's fans and FG fans, as well as the passionate insults of a small number of trolls, there are actually many small essays about love sent by netizens, which can be said to be dazzling.

Chi Feng casually clicked on a few of them, and found that netizens have their own troubles, even married people are miserable.

Facing this kind of scene, Chi Feng was somewhat dumbfounded.

However, some of the private messages were quite sincere, which inevitably reminded him of the difficult years when he frantically offered his attention in game interviews and social platforms but could not get any response from Yu Yuze, and was scolded and licked by the whole network.

So, Chi Feng simply let nature take its course and sat down on the gaming chair.

Inadvertently, he happened to catch a glimpse of Yu Yuze's anti-radiation flat glasses case next to the computer desk, so he took it out and put it on, and assumed the posture of a master of love, coughed twice and said meaningfully: "Although it is the first time for me to be a Licking... Ah no, it's the first time I've been in a relationship and I don't have much experience. But since the brothers have asked questions sincerely, I'll try my best to analyze it objectively."

As he said that, Chi Feng started the love class in a serious manner, randomly clicked on a screenshot among the many private messages, and then put it on the live broadcast interface for everyone to watch.

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I'm sorry Fengshen scolded you in a private message before, please ignore it, you can scold me back if you don't like me, but I really need to ask for advice!

Is falling in love for three months really a hurdle?My girlfriend and I have been together for just three months. We met by chance. I chased her, but she also said that she only had a crush on me because girls need to be reserved, so they waited for me to confess.When we first got together, the two of us were really sweet, but I have felt that her enthusiasm for me has become less recently. I sent her a message and she ignored it. It took a long time to reply, saying that I was with my best friend Shopping, sleeping, or busy with work, the longest time I waited from the afternoon until the next night to receive her reply.I still like her very much, but it is obvious that she doesn't like me as much as when we were together at the beginning... I asked many friends, but they all said that a passionate retreat is inevitable, and there is no way out.It's a bit uncomfortable. I personally don't want to give up this relationship. Do you know what to do in this situation?I'm sorry I shouldn't scold you before, please help me please!

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After Chi Feng finished reading this passage, countless viewers sympathized, saying that he had encountered this situation before, inadvertently indulged in the small love class, and frantically asked how to avoid it.

And Chi Feng used the mouse to highlight a sentence in the private message, pushed his glasses, and said it very sincerely.

"Brother, think about it for yourself. No matter how busy a person is, he can't be so busy that he can't spare a few seconds to reply to his boyfriend's message in 24 hours. Maybe it's true that you can't be the first time when you are shopping and sleeping with your friends." Back to you, but there has been no news for so long, it is really impossible. In the final analysis, it is because she does not like you enough to support the running-in period after the honeymoon period with you, and she is tired of you, or it may be because she met another Someone who interested her more."

After finishing speaking, the barrage wailed and broke the defense collectively.

【Broken heart】

[My ex and I are like this, we were together for a month and then broke up at the speed of light without any worries]

[The era of fast-food love, perhaps this is the general trend]

[The speed at which a person responds to messages depends on how much he cares about you, this is true]

[Then why some people can still be together for many years and still be like glue]

Chi Feng looked at the barrage for a while, then suddenly slapped the table, and said loudly: "Hey, look, some students got to the point right away, everyone took out their notebooks, and I'll mark the key points, they have to take the exam. Why, some People can stay together for a long time and still be glued together.”

Hearing what he said, not only the audience in front of the screen, but even Yu Yuze was a little curious, quietly sat up straight from the bed, and temporarily put the iPad in his hand aside.

Chi Feng in the picture above didn't notice Yu Yuze's small movements, but changed his position on the gaming chair and said seriously.

"I read a book before, which said that the root cause of love is the secretion of dopamine and endorphins in neurotransmitters. If people feel happy, they will start to release this hormone. It is the novelty in love that is often mentioned. But this hormone is time-sensitive, and it is physiologically contrary to human instinct and human nature that a person loves another person forever. Then why Or can some people stay together for a long time without being separated? Personally, I feel that the main reason is that when you love someone to a certain extent, the pain of loss has far exceeded the need for neurohormones, which makes everything else It doesn't seem that important anymore."

The young man in front of the screen looked serious, continued to talk, and patiently answered the barrage questions with the tone of a life mentor.

The somewhat conservative style of black-framed plain glasses seemed to have unlocked some kind of seal, making Chi Feng, who was talking nonsense and arranging a show of affection just now, seem to be a completely different person.

Yu Yuze sat on the bed not far away and stared at him intently, with soft sparkles in his eyes.

He seemed to see a little madman he had never seen before.

Yu Yuze didn't open the live broadcast room, so he had no way of knowing what kind of barrage Chi Feng saw.

But he saw Chi Feng suddenly turned his head, and grinned when he met his eyes.

Then he said firmly in the tone of answering the question.

"I will not go against my nature, against my instincts."

When Yu Yuze frowned subconsciously and was in a daze, Chi Feng added the second half of the sentence.

"Because loving him is my nature, my instinct."

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