Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Nowadays, wars are raging all over the world, and the country needs huge taxes and expenses to use soldiers and people. However, those who cultivate immortals do not have to pay these money. Among the various sects of immortal sects, many sects have a history of hundreds or even thousands of years, with a strong foundation , The financial resources are huge, sometimes even the royal family can't compare.

Penglai is the head of the celestial sect. Although it is famous, it lives far away from the temple. It is a place beyond the reach of the whip.Besides, most of the disciples of Xianmen are arrogant by nature, and they don't talk about loyalty to the emperor and patriotism.Nowadays, the royal family of Shun travels thousands of miles to sail across the East China Sea without saying hello, and I'm afraid they may sell some medicine in the gourd.

"This is the thread that the deity said last night to lead you, and here it comes." Haotianjing laughed softly.

Qu Yao looked at the senior brothers and senior sisters crowded by the window, his heart trembled, and he whispered, "Da Shun's royal family? The capital of Da Shun's country is in Yanjing... It's a hundred and eight thousand miles away from the East China Sea. How can I be with you yesterday?" What is the relationship between the Dragon Clan that I mentioned lately?"

"What's the relationship?" Hao Tianjing smiled coldly: "It's a big deal."

"Do you still remember what I said, the group living in the underwater crystal palace in the East China Sea is not a dragon at all, but a dragon?" Haotianjing asked.

Qu Yao nodded.

"Whether there will be any Jiao in the Jiao clan that can transform into a dragon body in the future depends on the prince who came today."

At this time, the East China Sea was calm.

The eight dragon boats have already anchored, their sails have been pulled down, and the long spiral staircase has been lowered from Squad A.Numerous brocade-clothed attendants jumped off the boat and stood on the beach with long knives in their hands.Dozens of golden lights flashed in the sky, they were all the disciples of Penglai who came to greet him, and the one in the front was Tantai Zonglian, the lord of Penglai Palace.

I saw that the giant ship in the middle had the most luxurious decoration, and the cabins were all decorated with gold and purple silk gauze, which looked extremely gorgeous. One didn't need to think about it, but the ones sitting inside must be the owners of these dragon boats.

Tantai Zong Lian Yujian came to the side of the boat, flicked its tail gracefully, and the long sword "Chonghai" stopped firmly on the giant ship.

"Eastern Sea Penglai Palace Master, Tantai Zonglian is here, please disembark your distinguished guests. I hope you will forgive me if I miss you."

The cabin didn't seem to be opening.

"The owner of the Penglai Palace in the East China Sea is here to welcome the honored guests."

Tan Taizong said again.

However, that giant ship was still as quiet as ever, not even a hair appeared...

"Palace Master Penglai, please leave the cabin."

The people on the giant wheel were still silent, as if they were all dead...

The Penglai disciples present were all a bit puzzled, the palace master came in person and invited the other party three times, but still shut the door, it was really rude.However, just when Tantai Zonglian tried to speak again, the cabin door with layers of mountains finally opened... A man with the look of an anxious father-in-law ran out, and the father-in-law threw himself on the deck and shouted: "Excuse me, all the immortals in the sky!" Is there anyone who knows how to heal? Our thirteenth prince was so seasick that he passed out just now..."

Tantai Zonglian: "..."

Sure enough, several young eunuchs came down from Class A carrying a trembling stretcher. On the stretcher lay a man in brocade clothes. He was half breathed... He was closing his eyes in pain, his lower lip was trembling, his eyes were black and blue, and the maids on both sides kept wiping the corners of his mouth... If the man's face was better, he wouldn't be ugly of……

"Our thirteenth prince suffered a great crime in order to meet the real immortal. We have already vomited dozens of times on the boat, and our stomach is about to vomit... Our prince is very brave and capable of fighting... that is I'm a little seasick, hehe..."

The old eunuch kept rubbing his hands, looking for steps for their master.

Qu Yao and the others also ran out to watch the excitement at this time, and saw that Tantai Zonglian was pinching the Renzhong acupoint of the man in brocade clothes...trying to wake him up...the palace people on the side did not dare to breathe, and rushed Watching immortals heal people with the power of a doctor...

"That is the thirteenth prince of Shun, Jing Yiyuan." Hao Tianjing said softly.

"It doesn't look very good, it's a coward." Qu Yao said.

"You can't look at the surface, this prince is not bad." Hao Tianjing chuckled: "Half of his father's country is equal to the thirteenth prince. Don't look at him languid on the water, immediately work hard But the Great Shun Dynasty couldn’t find another one that could match it.”

Qu Yao was silent, and said, "So why is this person here?"

"You don't have to worry about the purpose of his coming, anyway, he can help you find the Perishing Jade." Haotianjing smiled mysteriously.

"How can he help? These are two irreconcilable two branches! What is the relationship between the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea and the Royal Clan of Shun?" Qu Yao was puzzled.

"Have you heard the story of the little carp jumping over the Dragon Gate?" Hao Tianjing was like a storyteller, deliberately hanging on Qu Yao: "The one who came today is none other than the 'Dragon Gate' of the Jiao Clan in the East China Sea! He is A nobleman! He is the great nobleman of the Jiao clan in the entire East China Sea!"

Qu Yao was stunned, there was too much information in these words, he couldn't react for a while.

"If the Jiao clan wants to become a dragon, they have to suffer under the East China Sea for hundreds of dynasties like other beasts. But this road is too difficult. For tens of thousands of years, few animals have achieved the true result of cultivating immortals. But the Jiao clan is different from other beasts. They are spirit beasts. Apart from the calamity of hundreds of generations, there is a shortcut! They must repay a kindness to a human being with whom they have had grievances and entanglements, and the most direct way to repay their kindness is to marry him!"

"Huh? Marriage?" Qu Yao spit out a mouthful of water: "What kind of leap is this? This... Marrying can also evolve into a fairy beast? This is too ridiculous! The Jiao clan just grabs a village on the shore Wouldn't Madam go back to the sea and give birth to a cub to become a dragon?" Qu Yao asked.

"Damn! Do you mean that if you repay the favor, you will pay it back? This person must have a relationship with the Jiao Clan for the ninth generation! The ninth generation! The entanglement of the ninth generation can write hundreds of millions of words of romance for you! So It is said that this human being is rare in a thousand years! Before I was sent to the lower realm 560 years ago, the Jiao tribe in the East China Sea once secretly came to me and asked me to figure out when this noble person would appear! I figured out more than 200 The result was obtained only a few days ago, the master of the Nine Generations will be reincarnated as the thirteenth prince of Shun! This is the prince who is seasick today! If he can combine with the clan of the Jiao clan, his clan will be promoted to Jackie Chan ! Save the Jiao clan of the East China Sea in tens of thousands of years of penance!" said Haotian Jing.

"So... what are we going to do next? Matching media? Going into the water to talk about marriage? Find a little dragon girl wife for the seasick prince?" Qu Yao was silent...

"Keep your voice down!" Haotian mirror said angrily: "This matter is of great importance to heaven. If this shortcut method of ascension is leaked out, it will be punished by the heavens! If it wasn't for the Jiao clan's promise at that time: if this matter is leaked, the consequences will be up to them all!" I don’t care about this kind of thing!”

"So? What benefits did the Jiao clan give you? Are you willing to take the risk to help them?" Qu Yao narrowed his eyes and laughed.

"If the matter is successful, they will hand over the treasure of the Jiao clan, the fragments of the Perishing Jade as a gift." Hao Tianjing said proudly.

Qu Yao opened his mouth wide and fell silent, finally figured out what was going on. It turned out that as long as the unlucky prince and the leader of the Jiao clan were paired up, the jade would be in his hands!

"Don't worry! I'm the best at being a media agent! Isn't it just a marriage! We can marry first and then fall in love! Either run with the ball! Or the gentle Jiaomei falls in love with me! This is how it is written in scriptures now!" Qu Yao clapped Promise with chest.

"Is it easy? I don't think so." Hao Tianjing snorted: "You have to know, this prince was born in Qiluo Jinxiu, and he has never seen any beauties before! Suddenly give him a fish as his wife, what can he do?"

"Bah! Don't talk about stuffing a fish! Just stuffing him with an eel, there is my gold medal matchmaker...uh... Honglang is here! He wants it too!"

"Put the red flag! Set the date! Enter the bridal chamber!"

Qu Yao's arrogance...

Not far away, Tantai Lian looked at Qu Yao, who was covered in bandages, murmured while holding a mirror, and then danced and danced again, feeling more and more worried.

"Didn't that kid make you stupid?" Tantai Guanzhi tremblingly said.

Tantai Lian remained silent...

"Hey, he's such a good kid, he seems to have a bubble in his head, but how can he deal with it..." Tantai Guanzhi sighed.

So a group of people mighty and mighty, carried the prince into Penglai Palace.

The prince, Jing Yiyuan, had been calm for a long time, and just now he recovered a little sanity.Seeing that Jing Yiyuan had improved slightly, Tantai Zonglian led him to Yunchu Hall, the main hall of Penglai Palace, together with Tantai Lian and Tantai Wei.

Qu Yao and a group of gossip Sanxian disciples hid behind the crack of the door and listened to the corner of the wall.

"Thank you, Palace Master Tantai, for your rescue. I was rude just now, and please return Haihan." Jing Yiyuan cupped his hands to Tantai Zonglian, and the people he had just pinched by Tantai Zonglian had already turned blue and purple. It's like someone has put a red spot on it with lip balm...

Qu Yao looked at Jing Yiyuan kindly from outside the door, like an old mother looking at a daughter who is about to go out... Tranquility Zhou looked at Qu Yao's eyes from the side, and couldn't help but tremble...

"The next time I come here, I will start from Yanjing. I will travel by dry road for two months, and then by water for three months. It will take almost half a year. Seeing the real fairy golden noodles today is half complete." Jing Yiyuan said .

"Oh? I don't know what the prince's half-fulfillment is?" Tantai Zonglian took a sip of the tea ceremony.

"Father has been dreaming every day recently. In the dream, there is a fairy with long beards. He talks to father about the way of keeping in good health. He talks about the vast territory of the world. However, when it comes to the fairy gate and Lingshan, there are no more than three people who have the law of immortality: Ying Zhou, Fangzhang, Penglai. However, among the three mountains, Penglai of the East China Sea is the leader of all immortal sects..."

Hearing this, Qu Yao rolled his eyes and guessed with his toes what the prince was here for.

He came to seek the elixir of immortality for the Lord of the Great Shun Kingdom.

Tranquility Zhou also rolled his eyes and waved his hand: It's gone... The Penglai disciples who blocked the door and listened to the corner of the wall put away their gossips one after another, arranged their clothes one after another, and became Sanxian again, eating and feeding fish I went to feed the fish.

Rumors are terrible things, and after passing through the mouths of the world, they become rumors, which is even more terrifying.

Rumors say that Penglai has three good things: elixir to eat and keep you full, immortality and immortality, and gods running everywhere...

However, Qu Yao has never seen any bullshit elixir except occasionally seeing a small crab crawling into the palace. As for immortality... Tantai Zonglian is almost bald, and Tantai Guanzhi has changed a lot in recent years. Tantai Lian looks younger.Looking at the principals of Penglai, one can know that the talk of immortality is fart.

However, the scary thing about rumors is that when there are more people talking about them, it becomes true... so much so that people think that Penglai is a place where elixir is sold by the catty...

For a long time in the past, Dengzhou’s local products were rejuvenating youth pills and Zhuyan Yangqi pills...so people often travel thousands of miles to Penglai, just to seek a rumored "elixir"... At this time, Penglai disciples will recommend this kind of people to go to the nearby Dengzhou farmers market to buy. Buy two boxes and get one box free. It is economical and effective, and there are many flavors.

Tantai Zonglian looked at the thirteen princes who had come all the way, and almost sent them to the Dengzhou Free Farmers Wholesale Market...

In the Yunchu hall, the thirteenth prince Jing Yiyuan was still chattering and asking about elixir, but Qu Yao could no longer listen.At this time, Hao Tianjing smiled at Qu Yao: "How is it? Is this deity good or not? If I can't beat him, I can give him some support."

"Didn't Jing Yiyuan be sent by his father who daydreams every day?" Qu Yao was surprised: "What does it have to do with you?"

"Heh, the long-bearded old man who was talking to him in the emperor's father's dream is me."

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