Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

"Qu Yao! Get out of here!!! Take a closer look at who I am!?" Tantai Lian picked up Qu Yao's collar, slapped Qu Yao on the face, and shouted angrily.

"Hi! Who am I... Isn't it just Tantai Lian..."

Qu Yao opened his red eyes and snorted, rolled his eyes and almost fell asleep again.

Tantai Lian slapped Qu Yao five or six times in the air. He was trembling with anger, gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Ni... evil beast! Say it again?"

"Hey...what are you yelling and pretending to be?" Qu Yao said with a chuckle: "It's not that I haven't slept with you..."

There was a "boom" in Tantailian's mind...

Qu Yao stretched out a finger, and tapped on Tantai Lian's red-like lips.

"It's so exciting~~~"

Tantai Lian froze in place as if petrified.

These hands, these hands.

What he expected, what Xiao thought, what he prayed for, and all the unspeakable desires.

These are the hands.

That's right, demon.

Seductive and seductive, obscene and charming, it seduces his soul and pulls him into the abyss step by step.

At that moment, Tantai Lian made a seal with her hands, and the golden light from the Crane Shadow Cold Pool turned into sharp blades, and they aimed at Qu Yao...

"Bauhinia destroys demons! Stupa style!"

The Wan Dao Lianhua turned into a lightsaber. This is a beautiful sword array that can only be appreciated if one sacrifices one's life.

"Qu Yao, I'm here to bring you food! How are you kneeling, do you want to reincarnate..."

Coincidentally at this time, Tranquility Zhou and Song Chunshui came to deliver breakfast to Qu Yao, and when they arrived at the door, they were startled by Tantai Lian's battle...

"Master! Venerable Yuqing! You..."

It was Tranquility Zhou's terrified voice.

Tantailian suddenly came back to her senses.

There is no demon on the opposite side, only Qu Yao who is sleeping soundly like a dead pig.

However, the magic-breaking formula has been released, and the sword array can no longer be retracted!

Thousands of golden lights shot out!In the early morning, there was a shocking roar from Penglai Palace... In the smoke and dust, the house of Zhengqi Hall was directly blown down...

Qu Yao spat out a mouthful of old blood, together with the yellow soup he drank last night, this time he was completely woken up!When Qu Yao regained consciousness, Tantai Lian had already turned around and left in a panic, not knowing where Yu Jian went...

"What... what's going on! An earthquake!? Where is this? Isn't it Penglai?" Qu Yao clutched his chest and coughed out another mouthful of blood.

"Simply put, you almost made the same mistake 300 years ago." Haotianjing concluded: "Just now you were just a little bit close to taking another journey of shaking the sea..."

"Brother?" Qu Yao raised his head and saw Tranquility Zhou, who was covered in dust and stunned, Qu Yao trembled, maybe this person was frightened out of his wits...

"Master...Senior brother? What's wrong with you?" Qu Yao felt that his situation was more serious than his own.

"Just now... Master just now... wants to kill you."

"It's true... I'm going to kill you."

Qu Yao was stunned.

He looked at the door and wall that had been shot into a sieve, the entire Zhengqi hall collapsed, the beam was cut into two sections by the sword energy, and the cut was neat without a single piece of stubble...

"He... has he come to uncle?" Qu Yao asked in a trembling voice, ignoring the injuries on his body.

This farce ended in nothing, after all, the house was blown up by Tantailian. Although Qu Yao left Penglai Palace privately, he was not guilty of death... But there is a reason for everything, but what Tantailian did is not People dare to ask the reason. After all, Tantailian is nicknamed "Flower of Penglai", "Futu Snow Lotus", and "Little Prince of Penglai"...Penglai's annual entry into the female crown refers to Tantailian to gain popularity, so Tantai Lian is right in everything she does, whoever is against the little prince is against the female crowns of the entire Penglai Palace...Even if each of these scary girls has one claw, they can scratch people to death .

There are three venerables in Penglai, the three venerables of Shangqing, Taiqing and Yuqing.These three are Tantai Guanzhi, the Venerable Shangqing who drinks every day and doesn't care about human affairs, Tantai Lian, the Venerable Yuqing who usually doesn't like to talk, and Tantai Lian, the Venerable Yuqing who doesn't like to show his face but still dominates the Venerable for many years. Tantai Wei who doesn't care about personnel matters... the rest is the Penglai Palace Master who cares about everything like an old lady, Tantai Zonglian.

There are only four principals in Penglai, and there are three more hands-off shopkeepers, and all three of them are loose immortals who have grown up with Tantai Zonglian himself.They resolutely implement Penglai's spirit of immortality and integrity, and don't care about firewood, rice, oil and salt. The worldly troubles have nothing to do with me. Only the cultivation of immortals is a major event in the world.The three venerables often have friendly debates and exchanges on Taoism, immortality, and immortality...and every debate is a martial debate. It's okay for Tantailian who doesn't like to talk, and the other two can fight with just a word.The number of fights between Shangqing and Taiqing is as accurate as a woman's menstruation, there must be a big fight every month, and a few small fights...

For example, last month, the two said: "The Dharma body is the entity of form, so it can manifest all kinds of forms." When they started a debate, they fought without speculation. Immediately, the magic light radiated, and the sword energy filled the sky... Several palaces in Penglai were destroyed. Frying, but all the Penglai disciples should eat, drink, feed the fish, and feed the fish. People in Penglai must always be immortal, and shouting after blowing up a house is unavoidable...

Tantai Lian didn't persuade her, she only looked at the sky in the northwest, he had the golden light protection of the Crane Shadow Cold Pool, even in the smoky atmosphere, he still looked like a fairy.Tantai Zonglian was angry and cursed at the same time. Tantai Zonglian used to be from Sichuan and Chongqing before he escaped into Xianmen, and there was a smell of pepper in his words: "You guys have to fight in the sea! If you fight again, you will be tied up Feed the sharks all! Cultivate one by one! Cultivate immortals and cultivate you three pig bugs!"

It's a pity that the palace lord has toiled all by himself inside and out, and from time to time, he had to say goodbye to several venerable juniors who were like wild horses. It was really unfortunate for the master.

The upper beam in Penglai is not upright and the lower beam is crooked, and most of the disciples have the personality of a loose fairy. Therefore, in Penglai, as long as a few venerables with completely different personalities can stop and stay, blowing up a house is really nothing in Penglai.

As long as Tantai Lian is happy, it doesn't matter if you fry a few more. Anyway, Penglai Palace is a big place, and many places are uninhabited. If you want to fry it, you can blow it up...

Qu Yao was brought back to Nuanxue Pavilion by Qin Yutang to be bandaged, and Qin Yutang wrapped Qu Yao with three inner and outer layers like rice dumplings: "Here! Alright! It's done soon!"

Qu Yao looked at himself wrapped like a silkworm chrysalis, squirmed twice, and finally gave up.

"It's good to wrap it like this, so you can move less, and the number of troubles will be reduced." Tranquility Zhou said.

"Not necessarily. Your junior brother is afraid that his life will be full of ill-fated life. You may not be able to live in peace for several lifetimes."

Suddenly, a strange voice sounded.

Tranquility Zhou was taken aback, Qin Yutang, Qu Yao and him were the only three in the room... He immediately trembled: "Who! Who is it!?"

"This deity is here." Haotian mirror said.

Tranquility Zhou looked down, and after a long while tremblingly said: "Qu Yao, can your toe cover talk?"

"..."

"Fart! Bold Qu Yao still hasn't moved your foot away!" Hao Tianjing scolded angrily.

"I'm not hurt! I accidentally stepped on you! Why are you so angry!" Qu Yao snorted and picked up the Haotian Mirror from under his feet, and patted the ashes.

Qin Yutang and Tranquility Zhou moved their heads together and asked after a while, "What is this?"

Qu Yao said: "A senior mirror who knows a lot and can talk."

"Hey, this thing is not bad!" Qin Yutang is a girl after all, seeing this long-handled bronze mirror decorated with elegant and elegant patterns, she immediately took a picture.

"This deity can not only trace past and present lives, but also has a pair of clairvoyant eyes, which can see the essence through phenomena!"

Qin Yutang's body froze...

"For example, this gentle and beautiful girl, hehehe you..."

In the next second, this gentle and beautiful girl threw the bronze mirror to the ground and kicked it up!Accompanied by the painful wailing of the mirror, she kicked a few times and kicked the mirror into the large water tank outside the door with a shot...

Qin Yutang covered her chest and scolded angrily: "Smelly shameless! How dare you play a hooligan in a mirror?"

Qu Yao covered her face, Tranquility Zhou turned her back and let out a long sigh.

"What kind of enmity or resentment do I have with you..."

Hao Tianjing was indignant: "I just wanted to show you the fate of marriage, why did you hit me... not to mention... I am not the kind of magic weapon that can casually reveal secrets... why are you... so vicious... ..."

"Actually, you can see if you two met in your previous life, maybe you really have some kind of enmity..." Qu Yao made up his sword at the Haotian Mirror in the water tank.

"What on earth is this?" Tranquility Zhou asked Qu Yao, "Is this mirror perfect?"

Qu Yao smiled helplessly and said: "This mirror was originally a precious mirror, named Haotian Mirror. I know everything about the sky and the earth. It is a friend I met by chance last night. It is just a sundry in Penglai Palace It's been too long, and now I've become a little nervous..."

"So that's how it is." Tranquility Zhou said: "It's just that if it's a treasure, it's better to tell the three venerables, and let a few venerables decide where this treasure mirror goes?" "No need. Brother, don't tell anyone about this for now. "Followed by Qu Yao said

"I want this mirror to do me a favor."

"What can I help you with?" Tranquility Zhou asked.

Before Qu Yao could answer, all he heard was a long sound of conch horns outside Penglai Palace!Qu Yao was stunned for a moment, and then came the second, third, and fourth... Qu Yao counted with his ears sideways, and there were nine in total!

"Have any guests arrived in Penglai?" Qin Yutang opened the window and looked into the distance. Sure enough, on the sea in the distance, a team of dragon boats stopped at the edge of Penglai Island. The gulls and birds gathered here at this time, on top of those dragon boats circling.Qin Yutang counted them briefly, and there were actually eight giant ships.

"I'm afraid they are not ordinary people." Qu Yao said.

"The conch horn rang nine times, indicating that the person who came was a member of the royal family, and is closely related to the current Ninth Five-Year Supreme." Tranquility Zhou mused, "I'm afraid it's someone from the Jing family of the Daysun royal family."

Everyone's expressions became solemn.