Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

Time seemed to freeze.

When the moon is dark and the wind is high, black magpies cry low, it is best to kill and set fire.

The upstairs space is narrow, so the two came downstairs.One person, one mirror, sitting at the table, the two sides began a long confrontation.

Because there is only a plate of peanuts on the table...

"Can you stop eating all of it and save some for me?" said the mirror.

"What do you eat with a mirror?" Qu Yao was speechless.

"I can transform into a human form!" Hearing the sound of "Boom!", the mirror turned into a boy carved with jade like glutinous rice balls!

"Hey...you little boy, do you help Empress Nuwa to dress up?"

"I was created by her! Madam, what can I do?" Haotianjing said confidently.

"Get to the point!" The mirror knocked on the table angrily: "It's all because of you! Do you know why the old man was sent to hell? Because Haotian Mirror's prophecy has been no longer accurate since 300 years ago!"

"Oh, your calculations are not accurate, what does it have to do with us?" Qu Yao said after eating a peanut.

Haotian rolled his eyes angrily.

"Originally, the old man's divination was the most accurate among the six realms! However, someone used a forbidden technique to set back the time of Penglai by 300 years! Because of the huge time difference of 300 years, many things disappeared out of thin air, and many things appeared out of thin air again! The seat's calculations have never been more accurate since then! That's why he was sent to the lower bounds! And the point where time goes backwards happened to be 300 years ago, when the scumbag Qu Yao was sentenced to Haifutu!"

"So what does this have to do with my scum?" Qu Yao chewed on peanuts. "I didn't make that forbidden technique, so it's useless if you rely on me."

Hao Tianjing almost went crazy: "Don't you understand? Even if you don't know this person, the relationship between this person and you must be extraordinary! Because he did this most likely to save you!"

Qu Yao's peanuts almost got stuck in her throat...

"Do you have a lover of three lives and three generations, or an old lady who loves her son like her life, or an aunt next door who has a crush on you...or some messed up person? Tell me the truth!" Haotianjing said angrily: "This person is private. Use forbidden techniques to disrupt time, destroy the order of the world, and violate the rules of heaven! No matter what the reason is, the person who used the forbidden technique must have committed a heinous crime! He will be struck by thunder!"

In order to save himself... Who would go back in time 300 years and risk breaking the rules of heaven?Qu Yao didn't dare to think about it, nor could she think about it.

Haotianjing stared at Qu Yao for a long time, but did not notice anything, sighed, and returned to his seat.

"The deduction of everything in the world is like an hourglass, and every grain of sand has its own specific orbit. Those who disturb the sequence will definitely suffer backlash and sanctions! That person must be eating the consequences of backlash every day at this time. "Hao Tianjing snorted coldly: "That person, I am afraid that he will not live for a few days at this time."

"By the way, mirror, don't talk about this, I want to ask you something." Qu Yao suddenly turned serious.

"Say."

"Do you know that there are still death jades in today's world?" Qu Yao asked.

"Of course there is, but it's not in your Penglai." Haotian mirror proudly put his hands on his hips.

"Really!" Qu Yao was overjoyed, only felt that everything had hope again, he said anxiously: "Quick! Where is the Perishing Jade!?"

"Kneel down and beg me." Hao Tianjing said proudly.

At this time, a disciple who got up at night to relieve his hand passed by the entrance of the Zhengqi hall, only to hear a loud "ding, bang, bang, bang" inside... a childish voice roared: "It's unreasonable to bully the mirror!"

That disciple had heard about the haunting of the Zhengqi Hall, and was so frightened that he ran away...

Inside the house, Hao Tianjing, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, knelt on the ground and tremblingly said, "Dad...don't hit Dad, I said..."

"Where is the Perishing Jade?" Qu Yao asked through gritted teeth.

"The Perishing Jade was shot to pieces by you 300 years ago! Now the jade should be broken into six pieces, seven pieces, or eight pieces... At this time, it should be scattered all over Kyushu."

Qu Yao suddenly felt powerless, and sat back down.

"However, I can detect the whereabouts of every piece of perishing jade." Haotian mirror said.

Qu Yao suddenly felt the light of hope appearing in front of his eyes again, and immediately he said angrily: "Can you speak without panting?"

"How about we cooperate." Hao Tianjing suddenly smiled strangely: "I also need the Death Jade."

Qu Yao was stunned.

Hao Tianjing immediately said: "It's not what you think, I know that you want the Death Jade to save your little lover. I am different, I want the Death Jade to prove myself, to prove that my calculation has never appeared Question. When the Perishing Jade appears in the world, it will definitely cause an uproar. When that happens, you can just use the jade to save people, and what I need is just to let it appear in the world."

Qu Yao opened his eyes wide, didn't expect such a good thing, immediately stretched out his hand and said to Haotian Jing, "Okay, my name is Qu Yao."

The ball-like little boy also stretched out his little fat claws: "My name is Haotian, you can also call me Jingjing, or Xiaotiantian~"

"..."

"Then, let's start with the place closest to you. The first piece of Perishing Jade is in your East China Sea." Haotianjing laughed.

"What? In the East China Sea? Is it on an island?" Qu Yao asked.

"Not on the island."

"That's in...Penglai Palace?"

"I told you it's not on the island! Isn't your Penglai Palace also built on the island!" Hao Tianjing rolled his eyes and said.

"That's... in the airspace of the East China Sea?"

"..."

After a long while, Haotian Jing said: "Your thinking is indeed very leaping, which is beyond the reach of ordinary people."

"You can't be in the sea!?"

Haotian mirror was silent for a few seconds.

"bingo."

"What!? The Perishing Jade is in the sea!?" Qu Yao only felt his eyes go dark, "Do I still have to fish it inch by inch? Isn't this just looking for a needle in a haystack?"

"You don't need to fish for this needle, it's in a place in the sea right now." Hao Tianjing smiled slightly.

"Where is it!?" Qu Yao asked anxiously.

"Eastern Sea Dragon Clan, Crystal Palace."

After hearing the name, Qu Yao was speechless for a while.

He just felt that the three views were broken again.

"Dragon clan? Are there dragon clans in this world? Isn't dragon just a legend..."

"Bah! Eleven of the twelve zodiac signs are real, how could it be that one is fake? Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you don't have it...Although the current dragon clan...is really on the decline." Haotian Jing crossed his legs , digging his nostrils.

"What do you mean?" Qu Yao asked.

"The group living in the Crystal Palace under the East Sea... shouldn't be called dragons, they should be called jiao..." Haotian Jing said.

"What? Jiao?" Qu Yao was instantly aroused with curiosity: "Is there any difference between these two?"

"There is almost no difference in appearance. When you humans embroider dragon robes, you use different numbers of claws to distinguish them. In fact, those methods of distinction are all wrong, and they are forcibly distinguished." Haotian Jing said.

"There is almost no difference in appearance between a dragon and a dragon, except that the dragon is a little bigger. But at its root, one is a fairy body, and the other is a monster. The distance between them is like a cloud and mud." Haotian Jing snorted Snorted: "The devil dragon can't jump the dragon gate, can't become a real dragon, and will never have immortality, and can't fly up. After practicing for a lifetime, he is only a dragon, and he will suffer from old age, sickness and death, tsk tsk, how miserable..."

"Don't talk about that first." Qu Yao said discouragedly: "Then how should I find jade... Is it possible to go to the East China Sea?"

"It doesn't matter, I can lead you a thread, but whether you succeed or not depends on your own fate..." Haotian Jing said.

……

Just like that, one person and one mirror spent the night in the small Zhengqi hall. The Haotian mirror is now more than 9000 years old. Talking about gossip with peanuts... While talking, Hao Tianjing felt thirsty, so Qu Yao went to Penglai's underground wine cellar and stole two jars of sauce-flavored Daqu... The two drank while drinking Chatting, drinking until the end, completely forgetting about business, and turning into a simple drunkard.

"Qu Yao! Where are you raising fish? Drink it!!" the top-heavy Haotian Jing said angrily.

"Drink, drink, drink! Come, come, come! Today's conversation is open... happy!" Qu Yao said loudly.

"That's good! Why don't we...we...be sworn brothers! Today, each of us has two bottles of wine! If I drink it first, I will be your father! You finish it first...you will be my father! We will be father and son with different surnames from now on. What do you think... Uncle?" Hao Tianjing has already vomited three times, but is still struggling on the battlefield.

"Okay... okay! Eldest nephew!" Qu Yao seemed to be stepping on a cloud, but he was still proud.

When the two men collided with each other, ten catties of Moutai blew against the vat.

Haotianjing was locked in the utility room for 60 years, and Qu Yao was sealed in Zhenhaizhu for 300 years. The two alcoholics cherish each other at this time, and they become confidants.

The tide has gone out.

The morning star in the east lit up one after another, the morning bell rang, and the sound of the Conch was thick and long, and they awakened the shrine on this fairy mountain one after another.

There are several golden rays of light piercing the sky, which are Penglai disciples patrolling the sea with their swords every day.

Tantailian got up earlier than anyone else every day, and he landed steadily on the eaves of Penglai Palace.All the early patrolling disciples who passed by should respectfully say: "Honor Yuqing." Tantailian nodded, and after seeing off the Penglai disciples in the distance, he took out a small bag of broken rice from his cuff. A flock of little seagulls whose feathers have not yet been flattened.

Tantai Lian put a few grains of broken rice in his palm, and a few chicks chirped and came to his palm to peck the rice.The divine sword Hantan Crane Shadow released a layer of golden halo to protect Tantai Lian's body, just like a golden lotus wrapped around him.

A few days ago, a typhoon raged, and the waves were more than ten feet high. The nests of these seabirds were built on the nearby cliffs. When the waves beat, almost all the nests built outside were destroyed. The chicks fell or drowned to death. A few The chicks survived, but were eaten by vultures and sea eagles by the sea.The desperate seagull parents lingered powerlessly around the cliff, watching those carnivores carve up and devour their children, they uttered heart-piercing wailing, but they were powerless to rescue them.Tantailian couldn't bear it, and brought those chicks back to Penglai Palace.Tantailian personally found wood and cotton wadding, made a nest for them, and placed them under a secluded eaves on the top of Penglai Palace. The little orphans were given water and food.

However, when Tantai Lian used those wooden boards to make the bird's nest, she was in a trance and ambiguous for a moment.

He has never done this bird's nest.However, the first time he tried it, it seemed so smooth, so smooth that he thought he must have made such a small thing a long time ago.

To be more precise, there was someone who personally taught him how to do it.

He has never been tempted, and he realized early on what it means to be too forgetful.But when he made a small object like a bird's nest, a terrible and strong throbbing seemed to sprout in his heart...

What caused this throbbing, but he couldn't even explain it to himself.

He closed his eyes and recalled, it seemed that a long time ago, someone sat beside him and taught him how to splice those wooden boards bit by bit.At that time, Tantailian's thoughts were not on the board at all, all his thoughts were on the man's well-articulated hands.He wanted to touch those hands, or to have them touch him.The throbbing viciousness is as strong as the desert longing for rain.

Whenever she thinks of these things, Tantai Lian feels extremely disgusted with herself... This is probably the inner demon, Tantai Lian thought.

A heart demon that he seems to have never seen before, yet is very familiar with, almost devouring his spotless Taoist bone heart.

Tantailian suddenly felt a slight pain in the palm of her hand. It turned out that a little seagull who couldn't grab food accidentally pecked his finger.

Tantailian sighed, and gave it all the remaining broken rice.

Tantai Lian looked back, and looked at the Zhengqi Pavilion again. Qu Yao was locked inside for a whole night, but for some reason, the Zhengqi Pavilion seemed to be extraordinarily quiet at this time, but the quietness made people feel a little uneasy.

Tantailian frowned, and a bad premonition came to her heart.

So Tantai Lian Yujian flew down, and found that the door of Zhengqi Hall was not locked...

So he opened the door and walked in.

Then he stepped back quickly...

The smell of alcohol in the room almost made him stagger, the ground was in a mess, two large empty wine jars were placed randomly on the ground... the ground was full of filth, maybe someone vomited four times here last night. five times...

Qu Yao, who should have been punished to kneel, is lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, with a bronze mirror for women under her feet...

Tan Tailian felt as if a swarm of hornets had been installed in her head, and they were buzzing "buzzing..." It turns out that when a person is extremely angry, the language system fails at all.

He stepped forward and kicked Qu Yao's ass hard!

Unexpectedly, with the strength of that kick, Qu Yao turned over like a ball and continued to sleep...

Just when Tantai Lian was about to draw his sword, Qu Yao woke up.

With his eyes closed, he pointed at Tantai Lian and said with a smile like a dreamer:

"Quick... big nephew, hurry up... call Dad!"

"..."