Uncle Iceberg's Road to Collapse

"Don't talk about those things that are useless! Get up and take care of yourself! I've already communicated with the Flood Clan. This is your first battle! Listen up!?"

"Come on!" Qu Yao was full of energy: "By the way, does the little dragon girl of the Jiao clan have a name?"

"I have never seen this descendant of the Jiao clan, but I do know his name. The Jiao clan's name is Bai Qiuya, and he is now over 500 years old. Among the Jiao clan, he is about seventeen or eighteen." Haotian said. Mirror Road.

"Listen to the name, it looks like a fairy in a spotless white dress..." Qu Yao rubbed his chin.

"Who knows what it looks like? Anyway, we will see it sooner or later, hehe... But the Jiao Clan is indeed a beauty..." Hao Tianjing said with a smile.

The two straight men, Qu Yao and Hao Tianjing, are already immersed in fantasies about "fairies" at this moment, but fantasies are fantasies after all. ...

What happened next was predictable.

Jing Yiyuan begged Tantai Zonglian for several days, trying in vain to get an elixir to go back to his daydreaming father and emperor, but in the end it was fruitless.

Tantai Zonglian never neglected this prince, but the fact that the elixir of immortality is fabricated out of thin air, there are elixir in the palace, but it is just a pill to boost the power or speed up the healing of wounds. It's not very good as a health product, the old emperor may belch faster after taking it... If it is true that the "elixir" of Dengzhou buy two get one free is given to the old Yellow Emperor to eat, it will not kill people, but the elixir is not as good as It is said to be fried soybeans, the emperor may even ask Penglai a crime of deceiving the emperor after eating it...

Tantai Zonglian had already explained the reason, but Jing Yiyuan stalked him every day, tortured Tantai Zonglian helplessly, and finally gave Jing Yiyuan a few pills of ginseng spores and sesame seeds.

Jing Yiyuan lived in vain for a few days, but there was no progress, and he was frowning and sighing all day long.

At the same time, the fourteenth prince Jing Yiyuan didn't know that his life-long event was being secretly worked on by two people.

In the past few days, Qu Yao has collected a lot of story books from senior brothers and sisters, and slowly Qu Yao has figured out some routines. The relationship between a man and a woman is most taboo to be too smooth.After all, from ancient times to the present, green plums are hard to make a pair, enemies make mandarin ducks, parents introduce a matchmaker to make a good match, and the smooth sailing of men and women generally has no good results.

Qu Yao came to the conclusion that a good relationship needs to be honed!People have a rebellious mentality, whether it is the ninth generation or the eighth generation, they will not cherish those who are too easy to get. How many lovers are there in the traditional way of repaying favors?Xu Xian is not a shrinking turtle who runs away at the first sign!The more tortuous experience can create a more steadfast couple...

Therefore, the encounter between Jing Yiyuan and Bai Qiuya can't just be a dry repayment!This is simply impossible to produce a love that is moving and indestructible!They need sharpening!They need obstacles!They need the shock of a glimpse of a hero saving a beauty!They need Bilian's little three and little four to stop them!

After figuring out this trick, Qu Yao shook his head and made up his mind!No matter what method he uses, he must bring the eldest worm of the Jiao clan and the thirteenth prince together!

The first meeting between the two is actually the most important part of the whole play, so Qu Yao made a three-page plan, titled: "The Story of Seizing Love in the East China Sea"... He wants to play a scene with Haotianjing !The encounter between the dragon girl and the prince became passionate!Passionate enough that the thirteen princes will fall in love with the Dragon Girl of the East China Sea at the first meeting... From then on, the two have been in love with each other, and they will never die!

While writing, Qu Yao actually felt that the more he wrote, the smoother he wrote, as if he was writing with spirit.If the road to cultivating immortality is not feasible in the future, he should consider writing a novel. He thought that after the resurrection of Shi Yuan, they would find a secluded place to live for the rest of their lives.Shi Yuan was cooking by the hut to get his pulse while he was writing books beside him...not bad at all.

Haotianjing read the plan and pondered for a long time: "The idea is good, but your plan lacks mistresses and bullies? Who will play this mistress?"

Qu Yao originally wanted to do this by himself, but this play requires someone to act as the mistress and the bully to obstruct the love path of the fourteenth prince and the little dragon girl, adding obstacles and colors to their love... Qu Yao is alone, It's hard to make a big deal, just when he was frowning, but he didn't want to go out to practice the morning class that day, and when he came back, he saw Tranquility sitting on his bed and flicking through his notebook... His face was very gloomy, covered with dark clouds...

"Brother!" Qu Yao stepped forward to snatch it, but was blocked by Tranquility Zhou...

"You wrote Qu Yao?" Tranquility Zhou said angrily, "What are you writing?"

"Brother... this..."

Qu Yao wanted to snatch it again, but he stood outside the door for a while, it turned out that it was Song Chunshui who was squinting.

"Hey you... what... what are you grabbing?"

"Your good brother wrote a bunch of mess! If this is caught by the master, he will not be skinned!" Tranquility Zhou said angrily.

Qu Yao couldn't stop him, now Song Chunshui also stepped forward to look,

"...The bully kidnapped the dragon girl in full view, and tore off the cicada clothes on her body, revealing her smooth white shoulders. The bully licked it like a jackal licking a lamb...The dragon girl cried With a full face, he said: Thirteen princes, save me..."

Song Chunshui read another passage, touched his chin and said, "I can't tell, Xiaoyao's writing is not bad, and Penglai is going to produce a number one scholar with both civil and military skills..."

"Wu Zhuangyuan is a fart! What he wrote..." Tranquility Zhou just caught a glimpse of a name when he was about to scold him!

Jing Yiyuan...

"Qu Yao? What's going on here?" Squinting Song Chunshui opened his eyes, pointed to the three big characters on the book and said, "Why is the protagonist of this story the prince outside?"

Qu Yao was stopped by the question.

"Could it be that you are interested in that prince? So you stay here every day?" Tranquility Zhou asked in a trembling voice.

"Fart! How could I treat him..." Qu Yao was about to defend himself, but was interrupted by Haotian Jing.

"Forget it, forget it, tell your two senior brothers the whole story of this matter." Hao Tianjing turned his eyes, looked at the two heaven-sent actors and said: "If Qu Yao can explain this matter, just It can get darker and darker. The next thing Qu Yao has to do is to find the Death Jade and save the dead Shi Yuan."

Tranquility Zhou and Ji Chunshui looked at the mirror and were stunned.

"I won't explain anything else. All you need to know is that the thing Qu Yao is looking for can save the dead from resuscitation and give birth to bones and flesh. But the Death Jade has been broken into pieces and scattered all over the world. Qu Yao needs to recover Only by finding all these fragments can Doctor Shi Yuan be revived."

The two senior brothers were all stunned.

So Haotianjing explained the relationship between Jiaoren and Prince Jing Yiyuan clearly, after listening, several people were silent.

"That's how things are, what Qu Yao did, he has a clear conscience." Qu Yao said: "I just want to ask the two senior brothers to promise that Qu Yao will not tell anyone about this, after all..."

Qu Yao tightened the hem of his clothes in embarrassment.

He knew in his heart that this matter must not be leaked out. Once the world finds out, the turmoil caused by this matter may not be quelled by himself.

However, Qu Yao didn't expect that after hearing his elder brother's words, he just let out a wry smile.

"Qu Yao, you're thinking too much, kid." Song Chunshui shook his head.

"You just want to tell me, what can seniors do to help you?" Tranquility Zhou asked.

After hearing this, Qu Yao was stunned for a moment, then his nose became sore again.

Tranquility Zhou held his shoulders: "I have also received the favor of Taoxi doctors. Many disciples of Penglai have also been diagnosed and recuperated in Taoxi. The matter of Shiyuan is no longer yours alone. gone."

"It's about all of us."

Song Chunshui also came behind Tranquility Zhou, looked at Qu Yao with red eyes and said with a smile, "Fool, why are you crying, we are your senior brothers."

"Brothers' kindness, Qu Yao hopes that in the next life..." Qu Yao gritted his teeth, holding back his tears, and wanted to kneel down to thank him, but was held back by Tranquility Boat.

"Bah! Mother-in-law, what are you talking about? What are you talking about in your next life!" Tranquility Zhou said disdainfully, but his eyes were full of concern.

"If there is an afterlife, you will be my own brother."

Qu Yao was stunned for a moment, and looked at that person, no matter whether in the previous life or the present life, this person always disliked him constantly.Tranquility Zhousheng was not very handsome, and it was incomparable to Tantai Lian's impeccable beauty.But he was very tough, just look into those eyes, no matter what happens, Qu Yao can feel at ease.

Qu Yao nodded fiercely.

As a result, two more right-hand men were added to this media protection campaign.

Song Chunshui carefully studied Qu Yao's proposal, and made drastic arrangements and changes to it...

"For example here..." Song Chunshui said: "When the bully kidnaps the dragon girl, he can't just lick the fragrant shoulders. It's not exciting enough, at least it can't stimulate Jing Yiyuan's nerves. You know that he is a prince. This kind of thing is not surprising…”

"So?" Qu Yao tilted his head in confusion.

"Pull the shirt up to my chest! Lick the collarbone!" Song Chunshui's squinted eyes suddenly opened, and the eyes were bright...

"Senior brother, you are so nasty, she is at least a mother dragon." Qu Yao remained silent.

"No! Goblins and evil monsters ignore the etiquette and defense, so there is a picture! You are not experienced enough to understand the style of it. This is not obscene, this is art..." Song Chunshui said proudly.

Qu Yao was skeptical, and sent the plan to Ji Chunshui for a comprehensive revision. After reading it, Qu Yao was shocked!The vulgarity of the story is even higher than what he wrote... Qu Yao who watched it praised straight away: "Senior Brother Song is so good, he usually doesn't show his mountains and dews, but he didn't expect to be so good at planning! The amount of reading is bound to be great. Not small!"

Song Chunshui smiled slightly, raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Boy, before your hair is fully grown, senior brother has already started to study eroticism. The books you have read over the years are more salty than the books you have eaten many."

Qu Yao bowed again, convinced.

In this way, after Song Chunshui's drastic "Donghai Duoqingji" script was freshly released, Haotianjing was full of praise after reading it.

"You guys are busy first. I'm going to the East China Sea to find the Lord of the Dragon Palace, Jinghai Jiaowang, and bring him this book, so that Xiao Longnu can review your plot, and by the way, ask Xiao Longnu how the progress is going."

"That's right! Let's see if Little Dragon Girl looks good!" Qu Yao said.

"I'm afraid the little dragon girl won't be able to see it." Haotian mirror said: "The blood descendants selected by the Jiao clan have been practicing in closed-door training in the Abyss of Quenching Flame in the East China Sea since 300 years ago. ...Actually, her life is not easy."

"Oh..." Qu Yao resentfully.

The Haotian mirror then turned into a golden light and flew out of the window, disappearing.

Just like this, two days passed, and all the plans were well planned. Qu Yao, Song Chunshui and Tranquility Zhou all received the roles in the script... Seeing that Jing Yiyuan will set sail for the return journey soon, the drama can begin .

It was already sunset, the sun had sunk below the sea surface, the sky was dark, and the tired bird was returning to its nest. At this moment, a golden light shot out from the sea!

Haotian Jing flew back to the Disciple Pavilion of Penglai Palace from outside the house. At this moment, Qu Yao, Ning Jingzhou, and Song Chunshui were gathering together. Seeing Haotian Jing flying back, they hurried forward to inquire.Haotianjing took a breath and said: "Everything is in order with the Jiao Clan, tonight is the day when our little dragon girl breaks through customs and goes to sea! It is also the day when she will become a major event in her life! She will meet us first! After meeting, we plan to Then we started to implement it, whether it is a drama of marriage first and then love or a way of wanting to accept or rejecting, it is up to you to decide!"

The three exchanged glances and nodded slightly to each other.

"Okay! Then the most critical moment has arrived! Tonight's scene of the first meeting of the Dragon Queen Prince, which of the two senior brothers will play the rogue bully, and who will play the shameless mistress?" Qu Yao asked.

Hao Tianjing looked at Song Chunshui, who always squinted and smiled, and the upright Ning Zhou, pondered for a while and said, "I think their roles are all written on their faces..."

"I'm playing a bully?" Tranquility pointed at himself with disbelief: "I'm going to lick the collarbone of the female worm? It's impossible! Besides, does the worm have a collarbone?"

"You said that Shi Yuan's matter is your matter! Now you still want to go back on your word?" Qu Yao looked sad and indignant: "I regard you as my own brother! Brother Jingzhou!"

Tranquility Zhou was speechless for a long while, and finally had no choice but to accept his role.

"You can't die by licking your collarbone!" Song Chunshui said awe-inspiringly, "Then I'm the mistress who admires Dragon Girl's stalking, and it's time to show you mortals my superb acting skills."

"Then we both have work to do, what are you doing?" Tranquility Zhou asked Qu Yao...

"I'll cheer you two on!" Qu Yao said.

"Get lost!" Tranquility Zhou and Song Chunshui said in unison.

In the room, several people were laughing and beating and scolding each other, but they didn't know that at this moment Tantai Lian was standing on the dome of Penglai Palace, looking at the sea level in the distance.