Star Reborn: General of the Empire Sucks Pussy Every Day

Fortunately, this is the time when Kleist is on vacation while patrolling and governing the planet. He has a lot of time to spare, and Gu Ying naturally takes up his free time.

Because cats, other than Gu Ying, have never been heard of anywhere else. They are almost extinct species. Of course, there are no specific breeding tools, such as cat litters, cat climbing frames, etc.Although Kleist has never raised small animals, at least he has an almighty lieutenant Alan by his side who bought all the tools he may need, but if this is the case, Gu Ying will be killed by the newly promoted shit shovel officer Kles Special toss neurasthenia.

The one-month-old kitten only eats and sleeps, but Kleist doesn't know, and thinks that Gu Ying is sick, so he called the military doctor to see him.Sleeping in a daze, Gu Ying felt that someone was touching him, and the smell was not Kleist. He thought it might be his subordinate, but this person went so far as to check his lower body, the sleepy little guy directly I gave it a paw, but I didn't expect that these men who look thin and tender are actually rough and thick. The nails on the kitten's paws were broken in an instant, and Gu Ying kept howling in pain , The sleepy bugs all ran away, "Meow-meow--" That was a terrible cry.The military doctor also knew that he had made a mistake, so he endured the stares from his major general, but he felt bitter in his heart, "Didn't you ask me to give the little guy a full body checkup? Besides, I'm a military doctor, not a veterinarian!!! "

This is not over yet, Kleist is sure that Elvis is not sick and can catch people, so he has the idea of ​​teasing the cat.As long as Gu Ying gets sleepy, the poop shoveler will viciously wake him up with a cat teaser that Alan found someone to make temporarily, which is said to be the exact same cat teaser that was restored based on the data of the ancient earth.Gu Ying couldn't help it, he couldn't help his paws to grab the cat teaser, tired of playing, Kleist mercifully let him go.But before Gu Ying fell asleep for an hour, Kleist would hug him to wake him up after finishing his work, and it would go on and on again, endlessly, how inhumane.

If flirting with Gu Ying has become a great pleasure of Kleist's leisure time, then playing dress-up games with little guys is his greatest pleasure, absolutely none of them.Ai Lun didn't know where to find a tailor, and while Gu Ying was sleeping, he made dozens of different cat clothes.As long as Gu Ying wakes up and runs to the food bowl to find milk to drink, Kleist will put on small clothes for him while he is eating, one set per day, which really satisfies the shit-shoveling officer.

"Satisfy you snake, it's too late for me to change shit shoveling officer, Kleist, you are a cat control if you want to release the earth like this, and Alan, don't think that this meow doesn't know that you are a uniform control plus Fluffy control, you are helping the evildoers, do you fucking know it!!!"

Unfortunately, in the eyes of Kleist and Allen, Gu Ying is wearing a cute cat suit, with wide eyes, meowing and begging to be petted.If Gu Ying knew what they were thinking in their hearts, he would just say "Hehe, stupid human beings."

But! ! ! !

On the third day after arriving in the starship, Uncle Gu Yingmao had a problem.Although Gu Ying used to be a human being, but now, he is a cat, a great Mr. Orange Cat, and he can't escape, uh, the urge to lick his fur unconsciously.Gu Ying, who had been struggling in his heart for a long time, finally found out——

God, I'm losing hair! ! !Shit shoveler, come out, let's talk! ! ! !

At that time, Kleist Kleist was having a meeting with his subordinates in the study, and even Alan wasn't by Gu Ying's side to take care of him.It is conceivable that the cat, who lost his hair at a young age, was physically and mentally exhausted, and suffered a huge injury, lying on the sofa and meowing.

Byron, one of Kleist's subordinates, had just passed by the door with the documents, and saw Elvis staring at his cat with a look of hopelessness and meowing weakly. There was no one to take care of him, so he immediately went to Kleist's study room, carefully opened the door, not daring to disturb the few people in the meeting at will.Kleist was in need of his documents, seeing Byron's embarrassed face, he asked, "What happened?"

"Uh—reporting sir, that Elvis seems to be very sad." The ghost knows why he can understand the little guy's micro-expression.

Kleist paused with the hand holding the document, lowered his head and quickly flipped through the content, still discussing matters with his subordinates.But everyone here knows that his major general speaks very fast, and he can't wait to end the meeting immediately. In his heart, he is serious and responsible for the work, and he loves the small animals.This made everyone respect Kleist even more, and love the little guy Ives infinitely. Of course, this will be reflected in the future for the time being.Now, it took 10 minutes to end the meeting hastily.

Kleist put down the documents in his hand, walked to the door, and said before leaving, "Thank you everyone."

"No hard work, no hard work, respected Lord Eli." He was really a fan of brains, and the villain at heart waved a pink handkerchief as farewell.

As an adjutant, Allen naturally followed out.Seeing Gu Yingsheng's unlovable expression on the sofa, even his usual lively energy was gone, Kleist knelt down by the sofa and asked softly: "Ivis, what's the matter? Is there something wrong? "

What answered him was the little guy’s slap. Kleist couldn’t hold back, took it off his face and put it in the palm of his hand to tease his claws. Gu Ying showed his claws, very aggressive and mighty, if there were two nails on it. if.

Gu Ying was about to cry, but she showed a lot of hair that had fallen out. In a more serious situation, there was a part of the armpit that was bald. Kleist saw the seriousness of the matter.Generally, when animals lose hair, except for natural physiological hair loss, they are sick.But Gu Ying is a kitten who is only one month and three days old, shedding a ghost of physiological hair.

Ai Lun also saw the hair shedding on his heels, but after all, Gu Ying was the first orange cat in a thousand years, and no one had raised it, so he had to call a military doctor immediately if he lost hair.

The military doctor said that he ran to the major general's house every three days, just to slap the small animals, which was really overkill.However, due to the coercion of his superiors, he still sees Gu Ying. "Hehe, stupid human being." Gu Ying unceremoniously smashed the big face of the other party with a meat pad, "Can't you kill you if you can't catch it? I'll beat you—"

There is no way, Kleist can only call Lawrence who is far away in the Federation to see what he can do, "Hey. Yoho, and when you took the initiative to call me. Have you been wandering in space for too long? , Feeling lonely and cold, I miss me. I also know that I look like Pan An, don't be too envious, you can be surrounded by beautiful women even if you don't have a straight face to teach others. Besides, I said earlier that the little guy will be taken care of by the childcare center, you Look at the angry expression on the little guy's face."

Sao Nian, are you sure it's not because you talk too much that Elvis looks like he wants to kill someone? !

This time it was Kleist who desperately stopped Gu Ying from turning off the video, "Meow, is Tang Monk reincarnated?! So many words." Kleist patted the head of the kitten in his arms, "Lawrence, if you want If you let your father know the good things you did on Planet Caesar?!" The implication is, if you keep talking so much, I will stab your father with all the good things you did.

Lawrence resolutely shut up, and obediently said, "Well, does Master Eli have any orders?"

"Ivis suddenly started to lose hair, you have experience in keeping pets, so I came to ask you."

Lawrence was speechless, "I raise all armored beasts, are you sure I have experience with the fluffy little guy in your arms. Also, so you called it Elvis—"

Seeing Lawrence talking too much again, Kleist cleared his throat, "Just tell me what's going on, and don't say anything else."

Lawrence was forced by the coercion, so of course he didn't dare to resist. He asked the specific details, but he didn't know what was going on, but suddenly, "Ah, I remembered. Two days ago, my mother heard that you raised a cherished cat. I don’t know where I got a bunch of information, I seem to have seen it—wait, I’ll look for it—” Lawrence’s figure immediately disappeared from the video.

"Meow?" Gu Ying raised his head and could only see Kleist's chin. One of them couldn't hold back, that little tongue licked the clean and clean chin of the excrement shovel officer, and the burr of the cat's exclusive tongue ran across His chin made Kleist laugh out loud. While rubbing Gu Ying's head, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Lawrence will be back in a while."

Gu Ying doesn't understand why the excrement shovel officer is smiling. To be honest, in the past three days, the characteristics of being a kitten have been revealed. Sometimes he almost doesn't understand the human mind, and the lazy mind pops up, and it's gone. The mind of inquiring, obediently nestled in the warm arms of the excrement shovel officer.

Lawrence came back quickly, holding a stack of materials in his hand. Gu Ying always thought that it was the Interstellar Society, maybe even paper was eliminated. I didn’t expect so many people to use paper, and I was very relieved, but it was actually just paper. The raw material wood is replaced by another molecular material, otherwise, the annual population of the earth and the annual paper consumption will not increase.

Off topic, now Lawrence picks out one of the papers and reads it word by word, "Human toiletries must not be used for cats, such as body wash and shampoo, and special pet products must be used. Otherwise, the cat's hair will lose hair due to the chemical products of these products, and in severe cases, it will cause disease."

"..." Gu Ying, who took a comfortable bath for three days, stiffened, and Kleist, the excrement-shoveling officer who took a bath for Avis, stiffened, "So in the end, it was because of the shower gel?!"

Allen was also quite speechless. He considered all aspects, but he didn't care about the harm of bath products to pets. He twitched at the corner of his mouth, "Sir, allow the subordinates to purchase from the starship."

Kleist waved his hand to let him go, holding the little guy to comfort him. Lawrence in the video was taunting him fiercely, but unfortunately, he was frightened by Kleist's look, and obediently turned off the video by himself. As for the following things, Presumably Kleist and his almighty lieutenant can solve it.

Of course, he would not know that when Kleist flicked his finger on the private optical brain, his father received an anonymous email.