Star Reborn: General of the Empire Sucks Pussy Every Day
Chapter 1 Tell the General, This is Earth Orange Cat!
At this time, the planet Abil was raging with violent winds, and sandstorms swept through the entire slums in the eastern district.People dare not open windows and doors to avoid a large amount of sand mixed with stones blowing into the house.Whether it is carbon-based people or alien silicon-based people, they are all huddled in the room.There are everyone in the slums, except for the local carbon-based people, there are many declining silicon-based people who settle here, at least they are freer than living in the Federation, although the climate conditions of the planet Abier are much worse than before.
In the deep alleys of the East District, a cat that was only one month old was shivering behind piles of sundries. The wind and sand hit it mercilessly, and it could only make a weak cry.It's not that no one in the alley heard the cry and thought it was the sound of some kind of animal, but the human beings in the slums couldn't support themselves, so how could they save an unknown animal.
Kitty's voice got weaker and weaker until—
"Ah!!!!" Meow!
The hoarse yelling indicated that the little guy's vitality was still tenacious, but, "Damn, what's going on." The kitten squinted his eyes and lifted his front feet. The powdery cat mat and orange-yellow fur all showed that he had become A kitten, maybe a little orange cat, normally Gu Ying would happily pick up the orange cat and suck a couple of mouthfuls, but who can stand the role reversal, no one can bear this matter if it is put on someone else.
It turns out that Gu Ying is a good Chinese young man in the 21st century who actively responds to the party's call and is determined to devote himself to the good cause of helping others, uh--helping and helping himself, because I rescued a little orange cat on the road and was driven under the wheel of a big truck. As for the orange cat, "I'll go, I don't care about the orange cat at this time, I have become the orange cat itself."
Gu Ying wanted to cry without tears, and the two casual complaints were meowing, and even though the orange cat's body was occupied by him, he still felt that the little orange cat's physical strength was declining. It probably won't be long before Gu Ying, this little life It will disappear with the little orange cat.
Gu Ying noticed that although the sky was full of wind and sand outside, there were still vehicles driving, "If you want to survive, you must first find an owner. Such a cute little guy should be taken in by someone."
Adhering to the principle of being cute and carnivorous, Gu Ying staggered out of the pile of debris. No matter how talented he is, it is impossible to learn to walk on four legs immediately.The feeling of being hit by sand is really uncomfortable. The most urgent thing to do is to find a car to "touch porcelain" and use the shameless skills of the Chinese sons and daughters.
"Hey——" Gu Ying had just walked out of the alley, before he had time to take two more steps, he tripped over his own stupidity, ate two mouthfuls of sand, and quickly patted his tongue with his paw, a luxury car stopped by him in front of.Gu Ying looked up, "..."
"Who can tell me why the car in the 21st century has become the same as Batman's? And—" Gu Ying then remembered that something is wrong with the sandstorm, when will China blow sandstorms in urban areas, Beijing's smog Could it be that the sky has become so serious? ! .
"Oh my god, I must have been reborn in a strange place." As soon as Gu Ying spoke, it was meowing in the eyes of others, which attracted the attention of the people in the car even more.
A strong man wearing sunglasses got out of the car, strode up to Gu Ying, and then a tall and handsome man in military uniform got out. Gu Ying was too small and the man was too tall. I can't see what the military rank looks like, even if it looks like the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, it is estimated that even a small citizen would not be able to recognize him, "General, it is an unknown species."
"What! Haven't you seen an orange cat?" Gu Ying couldn't help but want to complain, it can be seen that the man still didn't change his face even under the ravages of Shacheng violence, Gu Ying was so scared that he only dared to call weakly Two sounds to brush the sense of presence, but unfortunately there is too much sand, otherwise it can play the role of a cat's eye, trying to use cuteness to attract the sympathy of a big man.
Gu Ying said that it was too hard, why didn't a woman get out of the car and ask for a tough man, although, uh, he likes a man, otherwise, the other party would have hugged him long ago.
"Bring back."
"But general, I don't know if this species will harm you." The strong man bowed and advised.
"I don't care about such a small guy, Peter, let's drive." After speaking, the man touched Gu Ying's head with his slender fingers. Gu Ying's original intention was to find an asylum, so naturally he would not go Bite him, and obediently squint to enjoy the other's touch.
Soaring into the air, the man fished him into the car with one hand, and closed the door. This time, Gu Ying dared to open his eyes wide to appreciate the man who was very close to him.With sword eyebrows and star eyes, and thin lips tightly closed, he seems to be a ruthless person.
This was the first time for Kleist Eli Celt to tilt his head to observe humans when he saw a small animal, squatting like a person was observing.Mentioning Kleist's name, I have to introduce his background. The Celt family is a prominent family in the Federation, second only to the imperial family in status. As the third son of the current Patriarch of Celt, Kleist's own The strength should not be underestimated, but the Celt family took the business route, and the third son didn't like it, so he plunged into the army. He didn't expect to be gifted, and he passed all the way, and now he is respected by everyone in the empire. The major general can be said to be young and promising, and many people are eager to send their daughters to his bed, but unfortunately they have not heard of any fiancée by Kleist's side.
Of course, Gu Ying didn't know that the man touching its chin in front of him was the famous major general Kleist. He would only purr comfortably and rub his tail against the other's slender hand.When he realized what stupid thing he had done, Gu Ying would stare at the cat's eyes, the cat's pupils dilated, and his expression was confused, making Kleist dumbfounded.
In Gu Ying's view, if the speed of the car is so fast that it can fly, then the speed of the starship can be called the speed of a rocket in the words of people on earth.In the words of Kleist, it is "warp speed".
Ever since he got on the starship, Gu Ying knew that he might never be on the earth again. He didn't even say whether the planet earth existed. Kleist said "warp speed", "starship", "navigation", " Words such as "Federation", "Empire" and "unknown creature" are enough for him to understand that this is a completely strange galaxy and social system, and he probably doesn't even know what an orange cat is.
However, it should be fortunate that the first thing Kleist did after boarding the starship was to take a bath for Gu Ying.If it is an ordinary cat, seeing the water will probably blow its hair instantly, and it will not be able to finish the bath without scratching the owner a few times and yelling hoarsely.Gu Ying would not embarrass others, and obediently jumped into the bathtub that was vast to him with Kleist's hand. Kleist even put a duckling in the water, Gu Ying was surprised Looking at Kleist, "?"
Kleist seemed to understand the little guy's facial expression, and explained: "This is my aunt's son's toy. It accidentally fell into it when packing the luggage. It is said that it is a rare baby toy on the ancient earth." Gu Ying looked confused. , and didn’t dare to be too humane, or the other party might be weird and send him to the laboratory for an autopsy.He let Kleist bathe him with his feathers, and poked the duckling with his paws on his head full of foam, especially the young ones, which were harmless.
Kleist said again: "Little guy, remember, I am Kleist, and I will be your master from now on."
Gu Ying gave a particularly forceful meow, "Well, I admit that you are a shit shovel officer." Unconsciously, she tapped Kleist's hand bathing him with her tail.When Kleist saw the little guy's comfortable expression, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
After all, Gu Ying is only a one-month-old kitten, so sleepy after taking a bath, let alone Kleist gently drying his fur.
At this time, a communication was connected, and Adjutant Allen transferred the video to the room where Kleist was. As soon as he turned it on, the high-tech projection showed a huge blond head. His hair was blown up and his tail was turned upside down, but Gu Ying still remembered not to scratch Kleist with his little claws. Of course, Gu Ying's sleepiness was also frightened away.
The scene where the excrement shoveler consciously comforted Mr. Cat stimulated the very real face on the projection, and the other party asked eagerly: "Kleist, what you have in your hand is an orange cat that was only found on the ancient earth, and it has long been extinct. .This is probably the only one in the entire interstellar world.”
"Ah."
"Don't just keep talking, I'll send you the information right away." Half a space was immediately divided on the projection, and the orange cat's information was displayed on it.Gu Ying, who was comforted, followed the excrement shovel officer to watch it, and it was truly confirmed that the Federation galaxy was thousands of years later, and the earth has become an ancient earth, let alone a species on the earth. It's lucky.
"Kleist, why don't you send the little guy to the Federal Animal Breeding Center, where he can be taken care of specially, you see—"
"Lawrence, I won't send it away." Kleist's words were very sympathetic to Gu Ying's heart. He lightly tapped Kryster's face with his meat pad, and then rubbed his little head against his face. The reward for the newly promoted shit shovel officer.
The blond man named Lawrence curled his lips, "It's up to you, say it in the words of the ancient earth. Oh, yes, the shit-shoveling officer. Cats are not easy to take care of. As a shit-shoveling officer, you should take care of it. But Well, next time you go back to the Federation, you must let me hug the little guy. Forgot to ask, what's the name of the little guy?!"
Before he finished speaking, Kleist immediately cut off the video, and Gu Ying turned to look at Kleist in doubt, who touched his head, "It's too noisy." He tapped Gu Ying's nose, "Lawrence That's right, I should give you a name."
As soon as he heard that choosing a name was the top priority, Gu Ying jumped out of his palm in an instant, rolled on the bed a few times before finding the position of the excrement shoveler, "I'll call you Mao Mao." Gu Ying's cat face instantly stiffened, Every time Gu Ying was acting dumbfounded, the cat's pupils would expand. Kleist had already figured out Gu Ying's characteristics after being with it for a while, and laughed, "I don't like it." Gu Ying yelled hastily , He still didn’t forget to tilt his head to show off his cuteness, Kleist let him go, “Ives is good, it’s a gift from God.”
Of course Gu Ying would not show any dissatisfaction, as long as it wasn't a dirty name like "Maomao" or "Honghong", he didn't mind if it was a foreign name.
In the deep alleys of the East District, a cat that was only one month old was shivering behind piles of sundries. The wind and sand hit it mercilessly, and it could only make a weak cry.It's not that no one in the alley heard the cry and thought it was the sound of some kind of animal, but the human beings in the slums couldn't support themselves, so how could they save an unknown animal.
Kitty's voice got weaker and weaker until—
"Ah!!!!" Meow!
The hoarse yelling indicated that the little guy's vitality was still tenacious, but, "Damn, what's going on." The kitten squinted his eyes and lifted his front feet. The powdery cat mat and orange-yellow fur all showed that he had become A kitten, maybe a little orange cat, normally Gu Ying would happily pick up the orange cat and suck a couple of mouthfuls, but who can stand the role reversal, no one can bear this matter if it is put on someone else.
It turns out that Gu Ying is a good Chinese young man in the 21st century who actively responds to the party's call and is determined to devote himself to the good cause of helping others, uh--helping and helping himself, because I rescued a little orange cat on the road and was driven under the wheel of a big truck. As for the orange cat, "I'll go, I don't care about the orange cat at this time, I have become the orange cat itself."
Gu Ying wanted to cry without tears, and the two casual complaints were meowing, and even though the orange cat's body was occupied by him, he still felt that the little orange cat's physical strength was declining. It probably won't be long before Gu Ying, this little life It will disappear with the little orange cat.
Gu Ying noticed that although the sky was full of wind and sand outside, there were still vehicles driving, "If you want to survive, you must first find an owner. Such a cute little guy should be taken in by someone."
Adhering to the principle of being cute and carnivorous, Gu Ying staggered out of the pile of debris. No matter how talented he is, it is impossible to learn to walk on four legs immediately.The feeling of being hit by sand is really uncomfortable. The most urgent thing to do is to find a car to "touch porcelain" and use the shameless skills of the Chinese sons and daughters.
"Hey——" Gu Ying had just walked out of the alley, before he had time to take two more steps, he tripped over his own stupidity, ate two mouthfuls of sand, and quickly patted his tongue with his paw, a luxury car stopped by him in front of.Gu Ying looked up, "..."
"Who can tell me why the car in the 21st century has become the same as Batman's? And—" Gu Ying then remembered that something is wrong with the sandstorm, when will China blow sandstorms in urban areas, Beijing's smog Could it be that the sky has become so serious? ! .
"Oh my god, I must have been reborn in a strange place." As soon as Gu Ying spoke, it was meowing in the eyes of others, which attracted the attention of the people in the car even more.
A strong man wearing sunglasses got out of the car, strode up to Gu Ying, and then a tall and handsome man in military uniform got out. Gu Ying was too small and the man was too tall. I can't see what the military rank looks like, even if it looks like the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, it is estimated that even a small citizen would not be able to recognize him, "General, it is an unknown species."
"What! Haven't you seen an orange cat?" Gu Ying couldn't help but want to complain, it can be seen that the man still didn't change his face even under the ravages of Shacheng violence, Gu Ying was so scared that he only dared to call weakly Two sounds to brush the sense of presence, but unfortunately there is too much sand, otherwise it can play the role of a cat's eye, trying to use cuteness to attract the sympathy of a big man.
Gu Ying said that it was too hard, why didn't a woman get out of the car and ask for a tough man, although, uh, he likes a man, otherwise, the other party would have hugged him long ago.
"Bring back."
"But general, I don't know if this species will harm you." The strong man bowed and advised.
"I don't care about such a small guy, Peter, let's drive." After speaking, the man touched Gu Ying's head with his slender fingers. Gu Ying's original intention was to find an asylum, so naturally he would not go Bite him, and obediently squint to enjoy the other's touch.
Soaring into the air, the man fished him into the car with one hand, and closed the door. This time, Gu Ying dared to open his eyes wide to appreciate the man who was very close to him.With sword eyebrows and star eyes, and thin lips tightly closed, he seems to be a ruthless person.
This was the first time for Kleist Eli Celt to tilt his head to observe humans when he saw a small animal, squatting like a person was observing.Mentioning Kleist's name, I have to introduce his background. The Celt family is a prominent family in the Federation, second only to the imperial family in status. As the third son of the current Patriarch of Celt, Kleist's own The strength should not be underestimated, but the Celt family took the business route, and the third son didn't like it, so he plunged into the army. He didn't expect to be gifted, and he passed all the way, and now he is respected by everyone in the empire. The major general can be said to be young and promising, and many people are eager to send their daughters to his bed, but unfortunately they have not heard of any fiancée by Kleist's side.
Of course, Gu Ying didn't know that the man touching its chin in front of him was the famous major general Kleist. He would only purr comfortably and rub his tail against the other's slender hand.When he realized what stupid thing he had done, Gu Ying would stare at the cat's eyes, the cat's pupils dilated, and his expression was confused, making Kleist dumbfounded.
In Gu Ying's view, if the speed of the car is so fast that it can fly, then the speed of the starship can be called the speed of a rocket in the words of people on earth.In the words of Kleist, it is "warp speed".
Ever since he got on the starship, Gu Ying knew that he might never be on the earth again. He didn't even say whether the planet earth existed. Kleist said "warp speed", "starship", "navigation", " Words such as "Federation", "Empire" and "unknown creature" are enough for him to understand that this is a completely strange galaxy and social system, and he probably doesn't even know what an orange cat is.
However, it should be fortunate that the first thing Kleist did after boarding the starship was to take a bath for Gu Ying.If it is an ordinary cat, seeing the water will probably blow its hair instantly, and it will not be able to finish the bath without scratching the owner a few times and yelling hoarsely.Gu Ying would not embarrass others, and obediently jumped into the bathtub that was vast to him with Kleist's hand. Kleist even put a duckling in the water, Gu Ying was surprised Looking at Kleist, "?"
Kleist seemed to understand the little guy's facial expression, and explained: "This is my aunt's son's toy. It accidentally fell into it when packing the luggage. It is said that it is a rare baby toy on the ancient earth." Gu Ying looked confused. , and didn’t dare to be too humane, or the other party might be weird and send him to the laboratory for an autopsy.He let Kleist bathe him with his feathers, and poked the duckling with his paws on his head full of foam, especially the young ones, which were harmless.
Kleist said again: "Little guy, remember, I am Kleist, and I will be your master from now on."
Gu Ying gave a particularly forceful meow, "Well, I admit that you are a shit shovel officer." Unconsciously, she tapped Kleist's hand bathing him with her tail.When Kleist saw the little guy's comfortable expression, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
After all, Gu Ying is only a one-month-old kitten, so sleepy after taking a bath, let alone Kleist gently drying his fur.
At this time, a communication was connected, and Adjutant Allen transferred the video to the room where Kleist was. As soon as he turned it on, the high-tech projection showed a huge blond head. His hair was blown up and his tail was turned upside down, but Gu Ying still remembered not to scratch Kleist with his little claws. Of course, Gu Ying's sleepiness was also frightened away.
The scene where the excrement shoveler consciously comforted Mr. Cat stimulated the very real face on the projection, and the other party asked eagerly: "Kleist, what you have in your hand is an orange cat that was only found on the ancient earth, and it has long been extinct. .This is probably the only one in the entire interstellar world.”
"Ah."
"Don't just keep talking, I'll send you the information right away." Half a space was immediately divided on the projection, and the orange cat's information was displayed on it.Gu Ying, who was comforted, followed the excrement shovel officer to watch it, and it was truly confirmed that the Federation galaxy was thousands of years later, and the earth has become an ancient earth, let alone a species on the earth. It's lucky.
"Kleist, why don't you send the little guy to the Federal Animal Breeding Center, where he can be taken care of specially, you see—"
"Lawrence, I won't send it away." Kleist's words were very sympathetic to Gu Ying's heart. He lightly tapped Kryster's face with his meat pad, and then rubbed his little head against his face. The reward for the newly promoted shit shovel officer.
The blond man named Lawrence curled his lips, "It's up to you, say it in the words of the ancient earth. Oh, yes, the shit-shoveling officer. Cats are not easy to take care of. As a shit-shoveling officer, you should take care of it. But Well, next time you go back to the Federation, you must let me hug the little guy. Forgot to ask, what's the name of the little guy?!"
Before he finished speaking, Kleist immediately cut off the video, and Gu Ying turned to look at Kleist in doubt, who touched his head, "It's too noisy." He tapped Gu Ying's nose, "Lawrence That's right, I should give you a name."
As soon as he heard that choosing a name was the top priority, Gu Ying jumped out of his palm in an instant, rolled on the bed a few times before finding the position of the excrement shoveler, "I'll call you Mao Mao." Gu Ying's cat face instantly stiffened, Every time Gu Ying was acting dumbfounded, the cat's pupils would expand. Kleist had already figured out Gu Ying's characteristics after being with it for a while, and laughed, "I don't like it." Gu Ying yelled hastily , He still didn’t forget to tilt his head to show off his cuteness, Kleist let him go, “Ives is good, it’s a gift from God.”
Of course Gu Ying would not show any dissatisfaction, as long as it wasn't a dirty name like "Maomao" or "Honghong", he didn't mind if it was a foreign name.
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