Star Reborn: General of the Empire Sucks Pussy Every Day

Now that he knew the reason for the hair loss, Kleist certainly didn't dare to bathe Elvis with human body wash. The little guy even hates bathing now, probably because he was afraid that he would lose more and more hair as he washed.

Kleist was worried that Ivis, who was licking fur, would not digest the cat's fur, so he was strictly forbidden to lick its fur. He called the Imperial Scientific Research Center and asked them to develop a hair-reducing product that would not harm the cat. It can also make Gu Ying eat happily, especially powerful and rich.

But Gu Ying didn't know that, in order to prevent him from licking his fur, Kleist asked Allen to put an Elizabethan protective cover on him (it is the circle around the head of a cat or dog when it is injured). Where to put it, where to put my self-esteem! What, there are cans to eat? Okay, okay, wait for me, shit shoveler."

Speaking of cans, this is still a funny thing about the empire.The Federation is committed to restoring the products of the ancient earth, including food and food, so there will naturally be such things as canned cats.Anyone who's ever had a cat knows that, uh—let's be honest, canned cat food is delicious.But the people in the federation don’t know. They copied similar canned cat food and thought it was for people to eat. After it was developed, it was mass-produced and sold online and offline. Of course, TV shopping, which is a waste of money and money, will definitely not be eliminated by StarCraft. , So when Kleist watched TV with him in the spirit of cultivating his own Elvis, he randomly cut through the shopping channel and was seen by the sharp-eyed Gu Ying, who was screaming hoarsely, holding on to the remote control and not letting go, Click here, click there, the cat's paw can't tune to the channel just now, there is no way but to ask the shit shovel officer for help.Gu Ying launched the cute trick, "Meow~", seeing that the shit-shoveling officer's eyes were heavy and unresponsive, he quickly grabbed the shit-shoveling officer's handsome face, licking and screaming.

Kleist had no choice but to switch the channel back to the shopping channel on his own initiative.Gu Ying glanced at him, and slandered: "Ke Gou, don't think that I didn't see the corner of your mouth curled up."

The most angry thing was when Gu Ying rushed to Kleist to act coquettishly and flirtatiously in exchange for the TV channel, the shopping channel program ended!it's over! ! ! !

Gu Ying unceremoniously smashed the poop-shoveling officer's handsome face with a meat pad, "Meow--!!!" Tell you to be reserved, tell you to have a black belly, return my canned cat food and my delicious food.

Kleist carefully pulled the little guy off his body, "It's my fault, I'll ask Alan to check it out for you, don't be angry." After finishing speaking, the shit-shoveling officer was greeted by his cat's cute expression even though it was resentful So cute, one couldn't hold back the noble etiquette, buried his face in Gu Ying's fur and took a deep breath.

Gu Ying was so frightened that she screamed, "Hey, stupid shit-shoveling officer, let me go." It's a pity that Kleist couldn't understand his words, and even if he understood, he would never let go. After all, Gu Ying looked like a coquettish and delicate body waiting to be trained.

The shit-shoveling officer who was satisfied with sucking cats called his adjutant Alan, "Alan, find out what products were sold on this channel two or ten minutes ago, and order a box by the way."

Gu Ying, who was eavesdropping, quit, and climbed onto Kleist's lap to express her thoughts with Allen, "Meow~meow~" One box is not enough, ten boxes are needed! ! !

Of course Allen couldn't understand Gu Ying's little expression. Kleist took the overly active little guy into his arms and almost squeezed Gu Ying into a cat cake, "There are too many to eat, buy it first and try it out , I will continue to buy after it tastes good. Huh~?"

The deep bass sounded in Gu Ying's ears, and Gu Ying nodded involuntarily for an instant.Kleist greeted Allen, and he left to do business.

The uncle cat who had come to his senses lay on Kleist's chest and cried inwardly, "The cat can't hold back the manly sex!" Little paw secretly stomped on the opponent's thick chest muscles and peeked at the shit shoveler, Kleist A major general of an empire, how could he not know that the furball on his chest was eating his tofu, but the cats on the left and right would not matter.What Kleist is worried about is, "The little guy knows how to eat tofu at such a young age, and when he grows up, where will he find a female cat for him?" He really worried like a mother.

Gu Ying is not a roundworm in Kleist's stomach, if it is true, knowing that his excrement shovel officer thinks so, he must give him a few paws.

Interstellar, like the ancient earth, has not abandoned express delivery. Compared with the express delivery business of various companies on the earth, the interstellar express business is the only one. It is said that the boss is a descendant of the ancient earth. It is no wonder that the express delivery business can develop so quickly. .

No, only half an hour later, Allen brought the canned package in front of one person and one cat watching TV.Gu Ying, who was originally attracted by the bloody love triangle plot on TV, kicked off Kleist's chest and meowed around Allen.

Kleist rubbed his chest, although it didn't hurt, but he was sad. The shit shoveler is not as good as the canned food in TV shopping.

Gu Yingcai didn't bother to worry about the mood of his own shit-shoveling officer. Seeing Alan unwrap the package dotingly, he inspected it, "General, this is a very popular canned food in Interstellar. Many people are eating it. Give it to cats." Is it okay?!"

"Stupid human beings, it smells like canned cat food. It must be you humans who ate canned cat food secretly before, so that the interstellar food manufacturers mistakenly sell them to the wrong target."

Knowing the truth, Gu Ying went up to the opened can and wanted to lick a few bites first, but the vicious shit shovel officer grabbed his tail, "Evis, don't worry, let's try it first, it won't do you any harm before Let you eat." He would never admit that the taste of this canned food is indeed more delicious than the food made by the master in the cafeteria in the starship.

Gu Ying screamed and was mercilessly suppressed by Kleist's slap. What's more, these two people put an Elizabethan collar on him in order not to let him eat, and she put a whole box of canned cat food on him. I ate them all!It’s really a whole box of canned cat food, there are 24 canned cat food in a whole box!

"Meow!!!!!!" Damn it, Crest Allen, you two should be ashamed, you want to grab the cat's food, are you reincarnated from starvation? !Are you pigs? !I want to go on a hunger strike to commit suicide, how cruel it is, God, change me to a shit-shoveling officer, this life can't go on! ! ! !

As a result, Gu Ying put Elizabeth on her face with arrogance and indifference. Kleist knew he was wrong, and ordered Allen to order ten new canned cat food immediately. Said: "General, the canned cat food is sold out, and the next batch will be ordered in ten days."

With guilt on his face, Kleist took off the protective cover on Gu Ying's head.Gu Ying didn't give any face, just rushed out, and slapped the real snatcher, fake, shit-shoveling officer with real bullets, and then, relying on her small body, stuck into the gap behind the sofa and never came out again.

"Ivis, come out, don't be angry. Look, I asked Allen to re-book the can." Kleist touched his nose and said guilty.

It's a pity that Gu Ying didn't even bother to meow, she stayed behind the dark sofa and closed her eyes to sleep.No matter what Kleist called him, he would not fail to respond, "Anyway, I don't have canned cat food, I'm going to commit suicide on a hunger strike, maybe when I wake up, I can change to a shit-shoveling officer!!!"

There is no way, the newly promoted shit shovel officer can only turn to Lawrence who is far away in the empire again.

"Hello." Lawrence just woke up, seeing his friend Kleist and Alan next to him in the video with dispirited faces, those who didn't know thought the little guy had starved to death, and cried to him.

"Kleist, what's going on with you and the adjutant? What about the little guy, won't you really be raised to death by you?!" Lawrence looked left and right in the video, but he couldn't find Ives.

When Kleist heard what he said, he stared at him coldly, especially without affection.Lawrence smiled, trying to cover up his bad mouth, "I was wrong, tell me quickly, what's wrong?"

"Ivis wanted to eat the canned food sold by the shopping channel, but Alan and I ate it?"

"How much did you eat?!"

"One box."

"!!! There are 24 in a box, and you both ate them, are you pigs?!" Kleist's cold eyes swept over again, and Lawrence immediately admitted, "No, I mean, you eat just right , Ha ha. Well, does the little guy like this can very much?"

Kleist nodded, acting coquettishly and acting cute all the way to buy canned food.

"What a vision, but ah, Kleist, I have to talk about you. Animals have a sense of territory for food. If you rob other people's favorite food, even if you are a shit shoveler, you shouldn't rob it." Food for my pets, especially canned food."

"..." Kleist was too lazy to listen to his lecture, "Ivis is hiding on the sofa and refuses to come out, what can you do?"

After hearing this, Lawrence looked "You have the same expression today", and his tone of voice became a lot tougher. Seeing that he was never suppressed by the bamboo horse Kleist since he was a child, "I can't help it, please coax it, cats are very arrogant creatures If you really get angry, you can ignore the master for a long time, and if it is serious, you will run away from home and change to a shit-shoveling officer!" Lawrence has been bullied for so many years, and it is rare to have the opportunity to scare Kleist, so of course he has to make things serious.

"Understood, send the can in your hand."

"..."

"Fuck, how do you know I have a can in my hand?!"

"Don't think I didn't see your expression of having eaten canned food, send it over quickly, or—"

"Otherwise, you told my dad about me two days ago. I won't be intimidated by you." Lawrence frowned instantly, his butt was still hurting these two days, it was all because of Kleist.

Kleist replied solemnly: "It's not me." Gu Ying's ears trembled behind the sofa, "Shit shoveler, don't think I didn't see your anonymous report email."

But Lawrence doesn't have a long memory, so he really thought it was not done by a serious Kleist, "Really?! Well then, I'll send a box."

"All."

Lawrence instantly wanted to reinterpret the national curse, but it was a pity that Kleist suppressed Lawrence with a look, especially like the husky on the ancient earth who demolished his house and was trained by his master to hide in a corner until he looked like a dog's head.

"Okay, wait, I'll ask someone to send it right away." Lawrence hastily turned off the video, fearing that the "vampire" Kleist would make other requests.

As for Kleist, he quickly ordered Allen to notify the people below to secure all the gates of the starship, and the little guy must not be allowed to slip out.

Many of Kleist's subordinates didn't know about Gu Ying's existence, and thought that bad guys had infiltrated the starship, and they were especially dedicated to their duties as if they were facing an enemy.