The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Xu Du! Are you up yet!" Mr. Zhuang shouted a few words with the sesame seed cakes and sauced eggplant brought from home, not expecting the lazy pig inside to get up by himself, and took out the key to enter the house by himself.

Women are sensitive. As soon as they entered the door, they looked at the shoes at the door and realized that something was wrong. The heels of Xu Du's shoes were the wrong size, and Xu Du didn't even have such a pair of shoes!

"Son!" Teacher Zhuang didn't even have time to change his shoes, so he went in directly. Oh, this is unbelievable. Early in the morning, two big men rolled on the carpet with nothing covered, and his own son's pajamas were lifted. Half of it, revealing a slender waist that women can't lose weight. The most important thing is that he is still nestled in the arms of another man, being held by him.

Teacher Zhuang's brain froze for three seconds, and then shouted: "Get up for me!!!"

Xu Du opened his eyes vaguely, with heavy eyelids, and his voice was a little hoarse: "What..."

Zhou Jixing also heard the sound, he was a little more agile than Xu Du, opened his eyes, and then he was not convinced.

When Xu Du fully opened his eyes, the two of them took a closer look, blinked, looked again, and then——

The screams could have been heard throughout the building.

Half an hour later, the two barely cleaned up, and sat down on the dining table honestly. The one sitting in front of them was Mr. Zhuang, an old teacher with decades of teaching experience.

Teacher Zhuang looked at them.

Xu Du: "..."

Day of the week: "..."

Silence is Cambridge tonight...

Finally, Teacher Zhuang sighed: "You are young and vigorous, and I understand how hard you are."

Xu Du actively raised his hand: "I don't understand!"

Teacher Zhuang came over with a sharp look: "Student Xu Du, you have no right to speak now."

Xu Du shut up aggrieved and sat back.

Teacher Zhuang: "But, do you think it's not very good this early in the morning? It's a good thing I came in, what if someone else does?"

Xu Du was unhappy: "Mom, you think my key is a leaflet from the Andrology Hospital, and everyone has a copy? Who else but you."

Teacher Zhuang's eyebrows were furious, and he had lost the gentleness and generosity of an old teacher.

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du suspected that he had heard it wrong: "Mom, tell me again, what year was it?"

Teacher Zhuang said angrily, "It's from 77!"

Xu Du was about to cry, and this time he might really want to sever the relationship between father and son: "Mom, when did you give birth to me a Moutai sister? And my father hid me, how did you know?"

Mr. Zhuang rolled his eyes: "Otherwise? Do you expect the person who pours a glass of wine to hide wine? Drink the 77-year-old wine as if it was just released this year. If you don't recognize the wine, forget it! The words so big on it can't be read Now which bottle of Moutai is written about the Three Great Revolutions?"

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du now just wants to bring a durian to kowtow to apologize. The durian meat is used to please Teacher Zhuang, begging her to save his life at a critical moment, and the durian shell is used to kneel. It is useless in front of his father... …

Why is life so tortuous...

Xu Du's heart was ashamed, his brows and eyes drooping.

Zhou Jixing said at this moment: "Sorry Auntie, I will pay for the wine."

Teacher Zhuang: "Hey! Xiao Zhou, what are you talking about! They are all family members, so there is no compensation."

Teacher Zhuang stretched out his hand and poked the bastard on the head: "I just want to scare the bastard, to see if he dares to drink indiscriminately next time."

After finishing speaking, he glared at Xu Du: "It can cause me a lot of trouble every time."

Xu Du was very innocent: "I only drank so many times... And mom, as a teacher of the people, everyone is equal! You can't be so double-standard, Mr. Zhuang!"

"Fuck you." Teacher Zhuang pushed away the hand extended by his son, "If you want to sleep, you can't sleep on the carpet. There is nothing covered. Even if you turn on the heater, you will catch cold easily. Xu Du is not important, just sick. If you are sick, Xiao Zhou will have a big impact on you."

Xu Du: "..."

I picked it up, I picked it up, I picked it up...

Zhou Jixing looked unexpectedly human in front of Mr. Zhuang. He lowered his eyes and nodded: "I didn't pay attention, and I won't in the future. Thank you, auntie, for your concern."

Xu Du stared at Zhou Jixing fiercely.

Pack!You keep on pretending!

Mrs. Zhuang looked at Zhou Jixing with kind eyes, and the mother's love that was overflowing was experienced when Xu Du was just born: "Don't think I'm long-winded, well, I'm hungry, I cooked porridge. "

Teacher Zhuang kicked Xu Du who had lost his mother's love: "Go! Bring the sesame seed cakes and pickles on the coffee table!"

A child without mother's love is like a grass...

Mr. Zhuang gave him a look of 77 years, and Xu Du got up sadly, why did his footsteps be so heavy just at the beginning of the day.

"Xiao Zhou, do you have a headache? How about the hangover soup from last time?" Teacher Zhuang turned his back to Zhou Jixing, and poured out the millet porridge.

When Xu Du turned his head and saw Zhou Jixing's frowning eyes, he felt that a green dragon sword had been stabbed in his heart!

As soon as Teacher Zhuang turned around, the provocation on Zhou Jixing's face disappeared, and everyone smiled like a human being. He took the porridge handed over by Teacher Zhuang and thanked him softly.

"You're welcome! Hey, you're too polite. You have to learn from Xu Du. It's easier to be thick-skinned." Only at this time did Mr. Zhuang think of his poor biological son, "Xu Du! What are you doing there? What are you talking about! It takes a long time to get something! Did you get it from the other side of the Pacific Ocean?"

Xu Du: "Here we come."

Zhou Jixing lowered his head to hide his smile, his palms were scalded by the soft glutinous millet porridge in a small white porcelain bowl, the temperature spread from his palms to his whole body, even the hangover did not bring him much discomfort.

"What a joke." Xu Du muttered softly while carrying something.

It was so quiet, but Mr. Zhuang still heard him: "Be nicer to Xiao Zhou! How do you usually teach you!"

Xu Du drew a long tone unwillingly: "Oh—I'm sorry——"

Zhou Jixing was still smiling, his eyebrows and eyes curved just right, no matter whether it was ridicule or amused, anyway, there was a strong smile in his eyes: "It doesn't matter."

Xu Du was so angry that he was half dead.

Teacher Zhuang pushed the sauced eggplant that he brought to Zhou Jixing: "Come on, try this, don't look at the black one, it's pickled at home, Xu Du loves this one."

Zhou Jixing raised his eyebrows, stretched out his chopsticks, and put them in his mouth.

Teacher Zhuang smiled and asked him, "How is it?"

"Ah."

Zhou Jixing looked into Teacher Zhuang's eyes and nodded.

Mr. Zhuang was amiable and considerate to Zhou Jixing: "Xiao Zhou, I heard from Xu Du that you went out to film a movie, and it must have been hard to run back and forth."

Xu Du's first reaction: When did he say that?

The second reaction is: Mom!What are you thinking about!

Zhou Jixing: "It's not hard, it should be."

Oops, I can poke Teacher Zhuang's heart: "Waiting for the winter solstice, do you have time? Go home and make dumplings."

Zhou Jixing finally froze for once.

He seemed not used to this kind of intimacy and kindness called family affection. He was at a loss, opened his mouth, and didn't know what to say. In the end, he just held the bowl and took a sip of millet porridge.

Teacher Zhuang: "If you don't have time, don't be embarrassed to say, it's nothing, we are a family."

Zhou Jixing: "I..."

Xu Du opened his mouth: "He's filming, he's on set every day, how can he have time, okay, mom, don't you want to go to school? Now that high school students are so well-behaved, don't you need to keep an eye on them?"

Teacher Zhuang: "You are the one who talks too much."

Looking down at the time, it was really terrible: "Hey, I really have to go, there is still a morning class to attend today, take your time."

Teacher Zhuang hurried to the door with his bag in his hand, and looked back at Zhou Xingxing, satisfied no matter what he saw: "Don't be too stressed, you can see that Xu Du is so easy-going, and if you are free, Let Xu Du bring you here, and try the dumplings made by your aunt."

Zhou Jixing: "Okay...thank you, Auntie..."

Xu Du supported Teacher Zhuang's back: "Okay, okay, I'll take you out."

When Xu Du came back after sending Teacher Zhuang off, the two of them stared at each other. Xu Du rumpled his hair in agitation: "Where are you going? I'm going to work too."

Zhou Jixing didn't plan to stay with him either: "I'll go back by myself."

"Okay." What happened yesterday, when Xu Du drank, he was in a daze and couldn't figure it out. It was only when he was packing up the wine bottle that he felt such sharp pain in his heart and flesh.

Damn, if I knew it, I would go downstairs and buy a five yuan Tsingtao beer for him to make do with.

Big loss.

The hot pot wreckage on the table had already been cleaned up by his hardworking mother. Xu Du was wearing slippers, squatting in the kitchen, packing up the things delivered by the delivery guy yesterday, and calling for someone to pick them up later.

He was putting a few bowls into the pot when he heard Zhou Jixing calling outside if he saw his phone.

There is a fart.

Xu Du didn't bother to talk to him.

After a while, Zhou Jixing didn't shout anymore, probably he found his phone, and when he took his things out, Zhou Jixing was sitting on the sofa, charging with his charger.

Damn, more and more masters.

Xu Du put the large and small basins together with a gas stove on the table: "You're not leaving now, are you? Why don't you just wait a while, and when people come to pick them up, you open the door for them."

Zhou Jixing was frowning and turned on his phone.

Xu Du originally wanted to remind him to go out and cover his face, but he remembered that scarf... Forget it, it's too late.

Zhou Jixing finally turned on the phone. Before he could look at it, the phone sprinted in. Zhou Jixing answered the phone subconsciously. Li Cheng's voice had surpassed the hands-free, and he just yelled the microphone into a microphone: "Zhou Jixing OK! Where the hell are you!!!"

Zhou Jixing: "I..."

As soon as Zhou Jixing said a word, he blocked Li Cheng: "Don't tell me you are in the hotel! I'm still here now! Where did you go after you haven't come back all night!"

Zhou Jixing: "I..."

"Have you enjoyed the hot pot? It's all right now. People all over the country know that you went to eat hot pot at night. Are you happy?"

"I……"

"Can you let me rest easy! Can you! Have I told you many times, don't run around, don't cause trouble, don't eat indiscriminately, why don't you listen?"

Zhou Jixing frowned.

fed up.

Li Cheng shouted loudly, "Will you let me speak!"

Li Cheng: "..."

"Pfft." Feng Shui took turns, and Xu Du laughed beside him so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

Zhou Jixing glanced at Xu Du and suppressed his anger: "What's the matter?"

Li Cheng: "Where are you now?"

Zhou Jixing said unhappily: "Xu Du this."

"I knew it!" Li Cheng became angry again, "You don't like him! Why are you running to someone's house in the middle of the night!"

Zhou Jixing: "Eat hot pot."

After finishing speaking, he added: "Everyone in the whole country knows about it."

Li Cheng: "You...you..."

Zhou Jixing: "Talk out of breath before speaking, I will not be responsible for the aftermath if I am so angry."

"You read Weibo by yourself! Don't blame people for saying you are marketing! Give me a hot search every two days in the past three days, and I will think you are buying hot searches!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone angrily.

Xu Du was still smiling: "It's not easy, it's really not easy for Li Cheng."

"Don't gloat first, people all over the country know that I was eating hot pot last night, do you think I'm the only one?" A word came into his eyes.

#周一几行吃热锅#

#周一几行许度#

#Xu Du Scissorhands#

#小小魔法cp#

Day of the week: "..."

Really average, one person with two names.

Zhou Jixing casually clicked on a trending search, and saw the photo. Xu Du was so drunk that his eyes narrowed, his face was flushed, and he was smiling with his mouth pursed. The pajamas on his body proved where it was.

Compared with the scissorhands, Zhou Jixing couldn't believe that the idiot behind Xu Du was himself.

Zhou Jixing: "You sent it?"

Zhou Jixing smashed the phone in his face.

Xu Du was also dumbfounded when he saw it, but he couldn't lose his momentum!

"Whoever said I posted it, I don't play Weibo!" Xu Du snapped back, "Don't say that I didn't!"

Zhou Jixing flipped through a few pages, and easily found the source of the photo. It was posted by a garbled ID, and a Weibo. Only one Weibo was posted, which was the photo: "Is this you?"

Xu Du: "I..."

Evidence is there.

The air froze for a while.

Zhou Jixing sneered, laughing until Xu Du's back was hairy, he took a step back subconsciously, his teeth were trembling: "You better explain to me what is going on with this photo!"

Explanation?

Explain shit.

Xu Du himself didn't know what was going on.

"Why are you yelling?" Xu Du poked at the photo on the screen, and then exited as soon as he poked the photo. He only paid attention to the PK with Zhou Jixing's eyes, but he didn't notice when the photo went back, so he poked hard Eleven times.

"Let go." Zhou Jixing frowned slightly and realized something was wrong, and took back his phone to check.

#周准行许度#Stone Hammer is for sure, it has been exposed over and over again, but this time I will do it myself, the routines of the entertainment circle are like this, before the public has to lay the groundwork, let the fans have a psychological preparation, let alone never before No one ever thought that several lines of the week would be the same, anyway!Let's make it public!We can't wait!

The praise below is bright.

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The praise below is still bright.

Zhou Jixing's face was as dark as a blackboard, Xu Du knew he was wrong, and put his arrogant claws behind his back: "I..."